HOTEL RUSSIA

CINDERFELLA ends with a prophetic long shot through the PLAYBOY MANSION's cast iron gates that were imported from Russia by Ken Keisler during the PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP earthquake in 16. Hence, the surprise cliche return of Princess Miley's Royal sire of Judah in 2020. Wow, did not see that one coming. Call the press! Alert the media! ~ GSR☆TWN ~ PS NEIGHBOR: How much for your amazing little virgin daughter after she turns 16? I'm thinking $4,000,000 Canadian up front for you. But only if she receives a special person sign and wonder from her trusted Godferry that the check is gonna be as good as gold. ~ Hang in there bro, "The best is het to come..." Greg Relf Lauren, circa 2016. ~ PS SANDRA BULLOCK: A little birdie told me that THE DELICATE DELINQUENT is a Jerry Lewis movie about you marrying some bad boy motorcycle rider with a delicate evil touch. And then Jennifer Aniston did the same thing just to spite me. ~ Also see THE FAMILY JEWLES Jerry Lewish movie about half of my older wives having to fuck at least 8 other guys before they come to know who is their real husband in life forever and ever after. ~ Probably a lot more than that, but who's counting? ~