TELLING TALL FAIRY TALES

The Holy Ghost Father tells yours truly in CINDERFELLA that I will become the hero of today's husbands who have suffered for centuries from the non Biblical dogmas of apostate christian monogomy. Wherefore, that bare temple curtain rod of Jesse above the future WINDOWS program that will lead to my "millions of millions.." of reverse mortgage 90/10 tithing inheritances from the likes of Paul Allen, Dr. Evil and the late Bill Gates' surviving widow. ~ GSR/TWN ~ FAIRYTALE NOTES: The Russians did not hack the DNC's emails. Because the thumb chip download happened at a speed that was 1000 times faster than some supposed Internet hack line job from halfway around the world. Plus, Seth Rich is not a Russian name. ~ So were the Russians really poking around in Hillary Clinton's basement DNC server back during the abomination of desolation administration? Does a bear shit in the woods? ~ Does peanut butter and jelly go great on whole wheat? ~ AUTOBIOGRAPHY NOTES: The studio agreed to let me delay my extra special person CINDERFELLA release until Christmas, 1960. But only if I would agree to put together some quickie movie fill-in for their summer season schedule. So I came up with a silent film comedy idea happening at a future luxury hotel down in Jewish Miami, Florida that is owned and operated by TRUMP INC. Think WAG THE DOG meets AUSTIN POWERS: GOLDMEMBER. ~ Seriously, how long would it take to write a 72 minute feature film screenplay with almost no dialogue? ~ PS HARRISON FORD: More 39ish less 79ish. Notice that the ageless Holy Ghost Father uses his magic [HARRY POTTER] wand in CINDERFELLA to put a LOVE POTION NO.9 horny threeway sex spell on Emma Watson and Kristen Stewart er all. See A FISH CALLED WANDA meets SPLITTING HEIRS. ~ PS EVANGELINE LILLY: There is a reason why Jesus has made you the top paid movie star of today's major Hollywood budget fairytale pictures. BITCH.