A HARD ASS MAN IS A GOOD THING TO FIND.

Just ask Cher if you don't believe my sensational 1980s shit. Since after her gay ass Republican Party husband named Bono went all soft on her; she needed to go out and seek after strange flesh; like in MOONSTRUCK meets MAGIC IN THE MOONLIGHT. Heads up guys. If you like fucking the older ladies from the behind, you really do need to have a pretty hard line boner down there at the right time and the right place. Per Cher's iconic Hollywood movie starring THE KING OF HOLLYWOOD fucking Ornella Fresh from the behind in THE MISFITS meets IT STARTED IN NAPLES. Where it was the first time that I AM got my hands behind the wheel of a beige colored off white ALFA.