PRESSING THE FLESH

"This one's gonna work!" exclaims Bill Crystal in the last scene of AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS. And then that growling right-wing evil Nazi guard dog comes from out of nowhere inside the fancy TRUMP resort hotel sweet. Who has already become the fashionable comfort dog accessory for exceptionally marvelous looking women who feel threatened by the rising invasion of Israel in EZEKEIL 38 meets ALMA 38. As just confirmed by that famous dog whisperer who crossed the BM Nephite border back in the illegal negro prieshood 70s. Also, that American dancer girl who got both of her legs burned off on a [Jerry Lewis] fishing boat charter in the Bahamas represents that dancing star from the Bahamas in the above 2001 Hollywood movie. Think CHICAGO meets NINE. ~ GSR/TWN ~ THIRD ACT NOTES: In this inspired Hollywood motion picture, Julia Roberts is wearing a necklace that the movie star bought for her rich selfish sister online at www.glammitup.us But only after the two witnesses were lying in the street for 3 1/2 days in REVELATION 11 meets ISAIAH 11. ~ Ergo, I come as a thief in the night. Even the same one who had left chunks of poisoned red meat for Leslie Winn's guard dog in North Seattle. ~ PS AMBER HEARD: Check out the nice selection of [AMBER ALERT] semi precious jewelry at Samantha Beener's web site. Since both of you girls are from south temple Texas. And JR gets the hot rich 35ish movie star in AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS; after she loses a couple stone. ~ PRESSED DUCK NOTES: The next time that you buy some compressed quicky tour package to Paris, France; just go for the less expensive two star restaurant package. Why wait for over an hour to get your pressed-for-time orange cognac duck dinner? When you can get the same thing for half the time at half the price, like yesterday? ~ That said, I AM is a huuge fan of those [kiss my grits] truck driver joints all across America. Where the greasy breaded chicken stake hamburger with salty deep fried French fries is tasty enough to get you down the road for the next 24 hours. And the horny red neck waitress do not put up with your cheap ass no tipping policies shit.