WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

Miss Frances McDormand won best actress in THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI because billboard signs are mostly seen along the roads that will be restored in DANIEL 9:25. THE SHAPE OF WATER won best whatever because the shape of that frozen chunk of water in BASIC INSTINT has the shape of a toro's big beefy heart; at around 103:... into my DVD. Remember, David Lynch's WILD AT HEART prophecy was also a road movie. Not to mention his JOHN DEER lawnmower man movie about my estranged beloved brother who was struck down after he had laid his hand upon me in D&C 85:8. And so was FARGO for that matter. ~ Think THELMA AND LOUISE meets NATURAL BORN KILLERS. ~ GSR/TWN ~ GREG'S HARDY HEART SAUCE: I usually just chop up the young veal heart into small pieces and treat it like any other chicken giblets tomato sauce in a bloody red shiraz reduction. A little extra chopped up bay leaf is good for this one too, plus a half cup of diced turnip and a little extra beef stock and carrot juice. Which is one of the few sauces that I actually like to pair anymore with gnocchi pasta. Since finding homemade gnocchi made with real fresh boiled potatoes and egg yokes is almost a MISSION IMMPOSIBLE thing anymore. Sure, I could always make them in my own kitchen; if only I had the time and energy. GREG'S SHORTCUTS TO GETTING LAID AFTER DINNER & WINE: Whenever in doubt, just throw in a quarter cup of finely minced raw garlic at the very end of your simmering sauce blind date catastrophies. Most people will think that you are some kind of an amazing genius in the kitchen just because everything tastes so wonderful and garlicky. [Melt in a half stick of imported French butter if it looks like your blind date is still not ready to suck on your cock and ask her girlfriend to come on over and join you two for a little homemade dinner.] Remember, the restored gospel of Jesus Christ is for every tongue, nation, and people.