IS GOLFING GAY? WAS CADDYSHACK A PRESIDENT TRUMP PROPHECY?

That crazy christian commander in chief who is cut off from the real world in DR. STRANGELOVE keeps his big .55 machine gun hidden inside of his TRUMP resort golf bag just in case. And when he pulls it out, he tells the gay British officer to feed him his belt; while he sucks on a big smoking cigar from Red Cuba. Meanwhile, the civil war bullets are flying both ways through his future big screen PC computer WINDOWS. ~ GSR/TWN ~ 62 WEEKS NOTES: The reboot of ROSANNE was the reboot of Donald Trump's southern christian JIMMY DEAN BRAND roots. ~ PS JIM CARREY: I hate to tell you this. But both of Donald Trump's kids are being taught that there is nothing wrong with homosexually; not to mention socialized medicine, and equal rights for the niggers, circa 1964. So now comes the "correction" in THE SHINING meets A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. ~ POLISH SAUSAGE NOTES: David Lynch's secret DVD release of INLAND EMPIRE was about how Poland will be dealing with the invasion of Israel in EZEKIEL 38; lots of head shots, not so many boring drawn out talky dialogue court scenes. ~ PS BILL DIST: More laidback who-gives-a-fuck-anyway fascism, less up tight self righteous neo Nazism. ~ PS KRISTEN STEWART: I hear tell that you would love to star in some new vampire sex cult movie series. I can do that if it makes you happy again.