THE MOUNT LEMMON, USA TODAY IS HAPPENING

Oracle, Arizona is located just north of MT. LEMMON. Where God's Oracle named Sterling David once fasted on his knees in prayer for three days. And then he received a miraculos vision of those black clouds gathering over the mounain top of Zion that looked exactly like the movie trailer for INDEPENDENCE DAY, 1996; co-starring Will Smith. Which apparently left such a yuuge impression on him that he legally changed his name to GOD THE FATHER WHO WALKS AMONG US. However later, the feds nabbed him for having sex with underaged children. Since any child under the legal age of baptism does not yet know the difference between right and wrong. Plus if they die before being baptized by the age of 8, they automatically go to heaven. All of which is true of course. Just google the underaged virgin images of my French wife Thy Blondeau if you don't believe me. Oh well. Sterling was from that giant uncircumcised penis landmark that can be seen from outerspace on your Utah road map. Where the I-70 weeks of DANIEL 9:25 starts, right above the line for Beaver County. And then it comes to an end in Baltimore, Maryland, just east of Woodstock. ~ GSR/TWN ~ STANDARD PROCEDURE NOTES: Whenever one has his named legally changed, they always do a simple little addendum to their birth certificate. For example, when Obama's grandma signed off on his completely legal Hawaii birth certificate, she made a small note under her signature that he was born in Kenya, Africa. Which is really not that big of a deal. Unless your mother marries an Indosian citizen a few months later and has you become a citizen of her new husband. Then later you attend HARVARD on a foreign student aid scholarship. And everybody at the FBI/NYT are stonewalling the fact that Barack Obama had his gay church choir butt fuck buddy shot in the head with a .22. Probably while he was down on all fours just waiting to get fucked in the ass, doggie style. Maybe, maybe not. That is certainly the way that I would do it.