STEALING BEAUTY

That negro who stole Miss McDormand's gold plated OSCAR for her role in the WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE? road sign allegory was inspired by God to role play Barack Obama using a stolen birth certificate. [Every OSCAR award comes with a genuine signed, numbered and fully notarized birth certificate.] And get this, he was immediately charged by the celebrity obsessed feds with committing a felony for impersonating the real thing. Which all went down no less at Gov. Brown's GOVERNOR'S BALL after party for the rich and beautifull peoples of the prince in DAN: 9:25. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS JIM CARREY: More yes man, less no man. ~ Jesus loves you. And he wants you to become a better person. ~ PRIVATE TIME NOTES: Carrey Mulligan plays my period piece invisible hand-job fuck-buddy in THE INVISIBLE MAN allegory about me becoming the egomaniac KING DAVID OF ENGLAND who has 100 underaged wives, and 100 overaged and overweight wives. Who ultimately inspires me to rise up from my Joseph Smith look alike death bed grave for a one time only 29 year-old do over. Think the original 29ish DIRTY HARRY antihero was about blowing the brains out of today's mob invested FBI with his SMITH & WESSON .44. Personally, I would have used my more quiet and discrete S&W K Frame .22 long rifle revolver in the film's iconic head shoots; less noise; less mess; less attention.