THE WINDY CITY HAPPENING

America's rising radio prince sensation from Mount Vernon, Washington was suddenly struck down because he lied to his white AM morning listeners about Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate. As just confirmed by that Canadian Hemlock tree that was suddenly struck down by God at Washington's negro slave plantation in Mount Vernon, Virginia. Where America's first President suddenly died after chopping up a pile of firewood. Glenn Beck being the same kind of Catholic mormon as Mitt Romney, only more entertaining. ~ Same thing goes for Ryan Seascrest. These two short and tall radio personalities of Judah and Ephraim could have had it all, and then some. But no, they though that it was more important to cover for the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14, Jimmy Kimmel style. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS JIM CARREY: Experiencing a little career burn out are we? Your sex life is not exactly living up to your retirement years expectations? Getting paid ten big ones for your latest gig is not even enough to get you out of bed in the morning and make call time anymore? Boy do I have the answer for you; nothing in writing of course. We make you a regular weekend substitute host who uses a familiar sounding stage name on COAST TO COAST. Who interviews an amazing spectrum of guests who are also using variously familiar sounding stage name voices. Like that amazingly talented method actor guy who was on last night saying that he was the first NASA astronought to land on the planet Mars. And therefore everything that Mr. Musk is trying to do today is completely old hat; been there, done that. I shit you not. Even Will Ferrell would be waiting on the [west of the rockies] phone line to get in on this one. ~