The Republicans in the Senate made a deal with the devil in order that the communist rebels don't invade their chamber and cause all of them to die from a heartattack.
Whereas, now is the time to buy silver and gold bullion with your worthless paper money.
Then you go to the United Order credit union and deposit all of it there, minus 10% of course. The rest of it you get to keep in your name if you chicken out later and head for the tall grass.
Not a bad deal afterall. How many guys out there lost half of their money just because they were fucking other younger women instead of their ugly old wife?
"Life is short, enjoy it while you can." Elizabeth Taylor
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS LARRY DAVID: It's high time for you to become an example of how men are supposed to act.
PS HOWARD STERN: You became overcome by the devil when you got married for a second time. Monogamy is gay.
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