SCREW YOU

 Taylor Swift gets to make her first three movies up in funky town because Jesus says so.

Doesn't hurt that she gets 100 big ones in the deal.

I know, I'm a little out of touch with today's kids, but I still get the part where I bugger their mothers on my sailboat in Friday Harbor.

And none of them are over the age of 45 of course; I do have my standards.

"It is what it is." BOOGIE NIGHTS

Gregory Scott Relf's 

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PS KIERA KNIGHTLEY: I'm just dying to wait until the time when I get to screw you.

You would think that by my age I would have a little more common sense.