Yeah right. Where have we heard that one before?
Think WEDDING CRASHERS meets WAR OF THE ROSES.
"Being married means nothing to me." Jesus Christ
That said, if she gets a sign and a witness, I get to fuck her, even if she does have brown eyes.
The exception always proves the rule.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: If you do not send my housemate a signed photo for his February 15 birthday, there will be hell to pay, personally speaking.
"Have it your way" BURGER KING
Rhymes with murder.
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