I don't plan on interfering in Taylor Swift's first film, but I do have some notes.
First of all, make sure that the screenplay is as tight as a nun's cunt.
Woody Allen being the exception that proves the rule in CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM.
CURB is not a movie, it's just a television show.
Especially the one where Larry David walks around town wearing an FBI windbreaker jacket.
Anyway, you want your first movie to be a critical success so that you can go on and direct JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Lots of fucking and sucking in that one.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS SIENNA MI.LER: Would ten big ones be enough for you to co-star in my Italian mormon missionay psycho movie?
Guy Richie directing?
I'm pretty flexible on the price, but don't push your luck.
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