Tuesday, January 3, 2023

TAYLOR SWIFT'S FIRST FEATURE FILM

 I don't plan on interfering in Taylor Swift's first film, but I do have some notes.

First of all, make sure that the screenplay is as tight as a nun's cunt.

Woody Allen being the exception that proves the rule in CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM.

CURB is not a movie, it's just a television show.

Especially the one where Larry David walks around town wearing an FBI windbreaker jacket.

Anyway, you want your first movie to be a critical success so that you can go on and direct JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.

Lots of fucking and sucking in that one.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

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PS SIENNA MI.LER: Would ten big ones be enough for you to co-star in my Italian mormon missionay psycho movie? 

Guy Richie directing?

I'm pretty flexible on the price, but don't push your luck.

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