Monday, January 30, 2023

ROCKY

 After Stallone had his 1976 smash hit, his office started to get flooded with so many overwritten screenplays that nobody had the time to read them.

I know the feeling.

Too much, too soon.

"Never come until she comes... Ladies first." Hugh Hefner.

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YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO SPRED YOUR LEGS IF YOU WANT IT.

 The one condition that Ion Musk has put on me is that the screenplay must be good enough.

Fair enough.

Just because I have the extremely gifted 18 year old actresses up in Edmonds, Washington it doesn't mean that I have a movie .

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JUST LET IT GO

 In the Kingdom of God nobody will be forced to do anything.

Except for their negro slaves who have to obey their masters. 

We won't want any niggers running around and stealing cars with our white kids sitting in the back seats.

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PS NANCY: Liar liar, pants on fire.

OTHELLO

 Thank you God for Dan Bongino!

One of the things that I plan on doing during the millennium, besides perfecting my fly casting, is become a great Shakespearean stage actor.

But not right now. 

Now is the time to become a fisherman of men.

Then all that kind of fun can come later.

The midnight cowboy sex, the kids, then the late morning breakfasts, yada yada.

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Sunday, January 29, 2023

TO DIE FOR IN WINTER TIME.

 Last night at 5:22 am I had quick vision that I popped the cork on a bottle of champagne and poured me a class.

Then I woke up and realized that I was dreaming.

Joe Biden.

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I AM DYING TO FUCK HER.

 Obviously, I wouldn't want her to fuck me too until I look a bit more younger. Like Brad Pitt and George Clooney look in WOLVES.

Two independent fixers who have never worked together like Judah and Ephraim must do now?

Now that's what I call a movie.

Two antichrist protagonists with double inner conflicts going after the same antagonist and the same underaged girl.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Please call me whenever you want a slice of this 27 year-old action. 

And you can bring your girlfriend along with you on our first date if that makes you feel more secure.

Nothing like having a second witness in the bedroom.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Obviously none of the above applies to you. You already got the part in JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS. Now all we have to do is find a director.


I LIKE MY ODDS.

 Oddly enough, all three of Jennifer Aniston's best friends with blue eys have already made up their minds. But she still can't make up her own mind.

Maybe she needs to watch me fuck one or two of them at the same time before she can decide which way to go.

She does love Jesus you know.

All things considered.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Thanks to you I get to fuck two girls in bikinis on my first sailboat movie up in funky town. More specifically Friday Harbor, San Juan Island.

No wonder that you have been so blessed according to the promise of Abraham at 2BC 118.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: When you began your co-star role in FRIENDS, I started to watch tv again when SEIGNFELD started. 

Back then all of the actors were white people of course.

YES PLEASE

 Having it your way?

Maybe you like laying face down on the edge of your motel mattress with your legs spread wide in order that I can fuck you from behind, while I'm down on my knees.

Taylor Swift watching?

That kind of thing does seem to turn me on.

"Keep the cameras rolling!" Orson Welles

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SEX PLEASE

 My wife dumped her boyfriend Tom Brady because she was looking for a deeper meaning when she was making love.

You can only win so many football games before the whole she bang starts to get rather boring.

The brain is the most important sex organ.

Ergo, you can have only a 7" cock and she will think the world of you.

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OH PLEASE

 Five black cops beating to death a nigger who refused to obey the law?

Sounds like a scene in the future Kingdom of God series on NETFLIX.

Can't wait until I get my own tv in my bedroom for this one.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You better make sure.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Everyone has to die if they want to look as good as Elizabeth Huge looks like in her fifties.

It's just a matter of fact.

Saturday, January 28, 2023

MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO POTATO.

 It's now looking like I will be playing the lead in STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER. As some kind of a publicity stunt for the upcoming physical transfiguration.

Yours truly fucking Jennifer Aniston?

"I love fucking sex scenes." Jennifer Tilly

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MR BLUE EYES

 That's the nick name that they gave to Frank Sinatra, who was most famous for singing if you can make it in New York you can make it anywhere.

Then along came the tall blond Jewish man in 2016.

Rhymes with REVELATION 16.

Oh yeah, Woody Allen still owes me some serious cake.

Larry David 

Like in the 2BC where it says that you always have to pay your debts, one way or the other.

There is no such thing as a free lunch in the Kingdom of God.

"Thou shalt not steal." THE LOST BOYS, 1987

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NEW READER NOTES: Yours truly played the head vampire in THE LOST BOYS.

I was also the antichrist mormon antihero in BRIDES OF DRACULA, yada yada.

The G RATED one about the future School of Prophets for girls in Salem, Utah.

PS GISELE BUNCHEN: Actually I was rather impressed by your acting skills in your first movie.

How about THE GIRLS FROM BRAZIL meets KISS OF THE SPIDER MAN? 

Taylor Swift directing?

"We never got any shooting permits in Midnight Cowboy." Dustin Hoffman 

LAST TANGO IN PARIS

 This is the rip off that won first place at SUNDANCE.

Copying other people's original films is the best form of flattery.

"The Jews are always making things up!" Adolf Hitler 

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THE PHYSICAL TRANSFIGURATION OF GISELE BUNDCHEN

 Everything happens spiritually before it can happen physically.

She is 42 going on 32 you know.

And she knows who buttered her bread in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

Jennifer Aniston.

This year in Jerusalem.

No kidding, I was just as surprised as the rest of us when Jesus said that South America was also the New Jerusalem.

Talk about sexual healing. 

And I can't wait to operate.

She does have white skin and blue eyes.

Not that there is anything wrong with that Larry David.

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I NOW PRONOUCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.

 Yeah right. Where have we heard that one before?

Think WEDDING CRASHERS meets WAR OF THE ROSES.

"Being married means nothing to me." Jesus Christ 

That said, if she gets a sign and a witness, I get to fuck her, even if she does have brown eyes.

The exception always proves the rule.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: If you do not send my housemate a signed photo for his February 15 birthday, there will be hell to pay, personally speaking.

"Have it your way" BURGER KING

Rhymes with murder.

FUCK ME JESUS!

 See every no budget indie film where the mighty line is always "Fuck me Jesus!"

Don't get me wrong now, some of them are actually pretty good, bad dialogue and all.

Most of them are made by Jews of course.

They don't call it the city of angels for nothing.

"I've been everywhere, and California is still the best place to live." Arnold Schwarzenegger 

Of course he is a complete idiot. Europe would be the best place to live if you had his kind of money. 

And you knew how to keep your mouth shut when it comes to politics, medicine and religion.

"Just talk about the weather and nobody will get offended." Truman Capote 

He was an old school Republican you know, as was also Andy Warhol and William F. Buckley JR.

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PS WILL FARRELL: You keep showing up in my dreams and playing the role of the devil.

Oh well, "If you don't have an antagonist, you don't have a movie." Tad Danieleski 

There must be opposition in all things, yada yada.

PS LINDSAY LOHAN: All we need to do now is cure you of your herpes and we are good to go all the way.


Friday, January 27, 2023

I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL.

 So what. Another violent negro with a long criminal record gets beaten to death by the police in Babylon.

Whereas, in the Kingdom of God, you will get cained with ten lashes if you are a lying politician.

Most niggers would rather get put in jail.

Please spare me the Sunday go to meeting images.

I AM is no Matthew Machaunghy actor who was born in Texas.

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SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL NOTES: Whoever is the winner will stand up for that recent earthquake cluster in Malibu.

The Jews will get it first at 2BC 254.

PS LARRY DAVID: How about an episode where you are watching a pornhub video and you suddenly realize that the fucker looks exactly like you. You're not getting any younger you know.

SEXISIMO

 Yeah yeah, I know that I AM is over selling it a bit.

Bad habits die hard.

But don't forget, I need to cast the hottest blond hair blue eyed teenagers in bikinis up in Bellingham if I want to make a best smelling sailboat movie with Brad Pitt.

Calling all angels, yada yada.

"Money means nothing to me." Jesus Christ

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: "I don't need any more money." Donald Trump  

MATCHSTICK MEN

 My breakfast at DENNYS in Kent, Washington this morning cleared my mind about who actually was that 14 year-old girl in the MATCHSTICK MEN prophecy.

"Remember me?" Alayna Relf

See every TWIN PEAKS scene that was filmed at a DENNYS coffee shop.

Who I had not seen for five years in a vision where she had a blond hair job at her step mother's hair salon in Bellingham,Washington.

Her standing in front of that framed depiction of the second coming of Jesus in 3 NEPHI 20-22.

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FUCKING WITH JESUS

 The shit hit the fan right after the Jews put the screws on Benjamin Netanyahu's right hand man.

Maybe they should try that again if they need a second witness.

From the north this time around, and not from the south.

By the way, you are not fully Jewish if you do not have white skin and blue eyes per 2BC 254.

But I still get to fuck you anyway if you want to have one of my blond Jesus babies in one of my movies.

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SON OF LEBOWSKI PRODUCTION NOTES: Brad Pitt is filming WOLVES north of Manhattan right now because that was the best deal that he could get these days.

"Prove me wrong!" Dan Bongino 

JOE LENO GOT KNEECAPPED

 Jay Leno cracked both of his knee caps in Republican Florida because he thinks that De Santis should be the next President of American, and not PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, a.k.a the tall blond Jewish man.

Reportedly, he was trying out a vintage WW II motor cycle when his kneck got caught in a low hung laundry clothing line.

In Devine confirmation of why THE JOHN BIRCH society was named after the naive John Birch christian missionary in China.

Who many historians claim that he would be turning over in his grave if he knew that THE NEW AMERICAN magazine was dedicated to his life.

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PS DE SANTOS: You should be focused more on becoming the first President of Florida,  and not the last President of the old America. 

PS JAY LENO: You broke two ribs for the two ribs of Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11.

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL IS NOW HAPPENING

This is where it all got started for me  back in 1986.

Back when I returned to BYU to look for a mormon wife. 

And my x wife cunt from Nancy, France just ridiculed me.

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 PS BERLIN: You had your chance, now you are going to have to do it the hard way.

PS EMMA WATSON: Still not seeing any gossip reports about you being pregnant.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I expect to see you again this year at SUNDANCE, and your girlfriend to...

Monday, January 23, 2023

SUDDENLY SUNDANCE

 The Holy Ghost is telling me that if you want to get into the biz, you have to go to SUNDANCE right now.

I know, that doesn't even make any sense to me either.

"I just do what the spirit tells me to do." Larry Daughtyg. 

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TAYLOR SWIFT DIRECTING

 When you shoot your sex scenes, you should make it look like she is sucking on his cock extremely hard. 

Take for example the way that Keira Knightley does it in real life.

Otherwise it will take him at least a half hour to get off. Meanwhile you're wondering what to make for diner.

May I suggest mashed potatoes and meatloaf?

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PRETTY FUCKING WEIRD

 The paranoid establishment is taking Alec Baldwin to court because they think that he is a secret illuminati .

As if half of the people who read my daily email postings believe a word of what I am is saying. 

Many of them just want to know what their enemies are thinking.

Very Machiavellian of course, I wasn't born on a chicken farm in Texas.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: You have to let your husband have more than one wife if you want to look as young as them someday; 23 years-old, 27 years-old, it's all good to me, skinny legs and all.

I AM ONLY INTERESTED IN ACTING RIGHT NOW.

 Would not hurt either if Taylor Swift was the director.

Woody Allen never returns my phone calls these days anyways.

Time to step up to the plate Miley Cyrus.

"Two girls for every boy." THE BEACH BOYS 

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HOW MUCH IS IT GOING TO COST YOU?

 Well, take for example Kristen Stewart, who is going to have to give me $3,000,000, plus she gets two white babies in her deal with the right wing devil.

"At least under fascism you get to keep half of your money." Ayn Rand 

"Fascism is more fashionable." Camilla Paglia

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ACTER ON THE EDGE

 Remember when MADONNA used to be so edgy?

Nowadays she wouldn't even be caught dead in the same bedroom with yours truly.

"Too much too soon." BLACK BALL 

"Give me a brake." Jesus Christ 

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: There is a screenplay floating around at SUNDANCE with your name on it, entitled SON OF MADONNA.

Trust me, I know a thing or two about these things. 

Sunday, January 22, 2023

THE WHITE WHORE PROPHECY

 Back in the mid 1980s at Sundance, everybody wanted to hook up with me. But I was not ready yet to make a low budget movie with them.

But now that I'm hooked up with Ion Musk, we can take a second look at your original screenplay.

You can make any movie that you want just as long as Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt are co-starring in it.

Taylor Swift directing?

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THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

 As long as FOX interviews Senators who talk out of both sides of their mouths, such as Mr Manchini, things are going to get even more dangerous.

At least Drew Barrymore only talks out of one side of her mouth.

And therefore we can understand what she is saying. 

People appreciate a person who says what they are really thinking. Not some guy with a haircut in a Woody Allen movie.

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PS PRINCESS HARRY: May I suggest that you hang out in California whilst the KING OF CALIFORIA is getting corronigated?

BLOODY BUGGERS

 Let's be reasonable. 

I will become the future KING DAVID only after the KING RALPH prophecy happens.

Meanwhile, look at me as my prophetic figure in KING OF NEW YORK.

Even that guy who is fucking Miley Cyrus and her girlfriend at the same time.

"I call the cards." Jesus Christ 

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PS YOURS TRULY: Oh shit. I might as well admit that I am is the leader of the secret mormon illuminati cult.

"They are just trying to get ahead of the game." Dan Bongino 

BLOODY FUCKING CHRIST

 In DC 58 it says that all of the rich Jewish cast members will be the first ones to step forward in CHASE.

Written, directed and filmed in Bonney Lake, Washington.

Not to be confused with THE CHAIN SAW MASSACRE, that was originally filmed down in Texas.

Think TWIN PEAKS the tv show meets TWIN PEAKS the movie.

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PS STEVEN SPIELBERG: I'm gonna have to take a pass on this one. Right now I'm looking for more edgy material and a lot more money.

THE BLOOD OF CHRIST

 Blood letting has been an accepted medical practice for centuries.

Now it is returning. 

No thanks to the billions of people who have contaminated their blood stream with the untested 666 injections of the devil.

"You have to be tested before you can be baptized." Jesus Christ 

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PS MR SENATOR: More down home, less up town.

ROYAL BLOOD

 The king's coronation in London, England will happen on the May 6 anniversary of the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

Of course I'm talking about that one in the prophetic five part series reguarding Austin Powers.

"You don't get to be me, if you are not me." Jesus Christ 

That said, I do get to be his place holder for now.

Excuse me.

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PS MEL GIBSON: How is that screenplay coming?

Whatever, the Holy Ghost keeps saying the word 'April' to me, completely out of the blue. Then I get impressions of me on a sailboat.

Saturday, January 21, 2023

BLOOD SIMPLE

 I sure am going to have to watch this one after I get a tv in my room.

If you know what I mean.

Right after I see the five Austin Powers sequels on NETFLIX naturally, first things first.

Especially that one about the illuminati at DAVOS.

"These days, if it's called a conspiracy theory, you know it must be true." Dan Bongino 

Fucking A man.

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THE PHYSICAL TRANSFIGURATION PROCESS.

 I would not have a prayer in hell if I had no answer to help my rich older wives look younger again.

Which begs the question.

Who wants to fuck an old man anyway no matter how much money he has?

Oh that's right, you don't have any more money left.

"He was too old for me." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Age is only a number.

PS DANA RALF: When I took a walk through at Kent's senior center for the first time yesterday, I saw your framed picture on the wall. 

A 12 oz drip coffee for 75 cents at the coffee bar. I'm there bitch. And I don't care who pays for it.

"We all could lose a little weight." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP 

BAD BLOOD

 "And when ye are given power from on high ye shall be able to purge this blood from the veins of those who are afflicted..." 2BC 150: 8

The only way out for those whose blood has been contaminated by the 666 injections is to go through the blood cleansing process in the endowment house of David.

But it will cost you 10% of your money.

Ever heard of a little movie about today's corrupt media women called TO DIE FOR?

Not to mention EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES.

"Yepee kay yea mother fucker!" DIE HARD

And yes, the Holy Ghost tells me that Bruce Willis' dead zombie brain issues are a direct result of him willingly getting multiple covid injections.

"Who's next on my list?" Jesus Christ 

PS WOODY ALLEN: Remember when Seattle was the most happening place in the world during the 1260s?

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PS MEATHEAD: That scene about the blood sucking leeches in STAND BY ME was about the time when the kids will have to get their blood sucked out of them.

PS MEDVED: Dori Monson suddenly did die on New Year's eve from his 666 side effects.

Talk about THE ZERO EFFECT prophecy. Wherein everybody is dying from a heart attact but nobody wants to say why.

Talk about America's Jewish doctor problem.

NEW READERS: The last name Medved is Russian.

JEWS FOR JESUS NOTE: You guys are on the right track. But now it's high time to take it up to the next level. 

Think Larry David gets his latest blood work done in BLOOD OF DRACULA. And he still doesn't have cancer.

Thank you Jesus.

Not to mention that I get to be in Woody Allen's next vampire movie.

Think BODY DOUBLE meets THE GODFATHER in Seattle.

THE NEW JEW

The new CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM promises to be a little different this time around.

I'm thinking Larry David gets a new 27ish girlfriend just because he has a butt load of money.

Works for me.

So let's move on to the next set up people.

"No pain no gain." Arnold Schwarzenegger 

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42 MONTHS NOTES: Just a reminder, Joe Biden er all have until April 2024.

Also don't foreget, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are going to get divorced.

GREG'S SLOW COOKER RECIPES: When you cook raw sausages in your slow cooker for four hours with red peppers and onions etc. always remember to set the timer.

Otherwise you will have a real mess on your hands.

Friday, January 20, 2023

LEEKY VESSELS

 Who cares about who leaked the gay ass DOBBS decision?

The Supreme Court is so full of themselves that they couldn't even look at the stolen election in 2020.

What's next? Someone is going to leak the exact wording of the next US CONSTITUTION that was revealed to Joseph Smith?

The one about righteous slavery returning after the US government financially fails to do it's duty.

Money talks, bullshit walks.

Talk about 40 acres a mule. Plus a white stucko brick house with 18" thick walls and a tile roof.

And you get the same civil rights that your master gets. No wonder that Great Great Grandpa Daniel Relf was prosecuted by the Catholics for sexually abusing his underaged teenager slaves in New Orleans.

"You can look, but you can't touch." Ho Chi Minh

"In the Kingdom of God, your slaves will grow your crops and make your money." Jesus Christ 

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PS NEVE CAMPBELL: In all of my dreams about Charlize Theron, there is always this nice looking younger guy hanging around in the background watching us.

PS DREW BARRYMORE: More Jesus, less satan.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: I have never had a dream about me fuckiing you. It's usually like us two are going on a casual STARBUCKS date and trying to sence if we have any chemistry.

Not to be confused with my dreams about a 27ish Demi Moore, etc.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: 57 is the new 27 in CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM.


DISMISSIVE INFORMATION

 The Jews at DAVOS, Switzerland are dismissing the fact that Joe Biden is a foreign agent, are the same ones who posted Barack Obama's forged birth certificate on the [front] pages of their fake newspapers.

Contrary to what every international forensic document expert says who ever seriously examined it.

Remember, it was never illegal to have a foreign African birthcerticate and also have a Hawaii State birth certificate.

But it was unconstitutional.

No wonder it says that the half breed seed of Caine are cursed at 2bc.info.

Think when Harry met Megan.

And then he lost his royal templre priesthood rights in THE CON OF MAN.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: Two nights ago I dreamed that the Devil was lusting after you. Can't say that I blame him.

Skinny legs and all.

Nice mouth, great blond hair, amazingly fuckable face, small tight tits and ass... What more could a man ask for in his 70s?

If he has enough money of course in WHEN WILL I BE LOVED?

Never hurts that I still speak Italian indeferently with an unusual Siena accent.

PS CARA: Slow down girl, I'll get around to you too when Jesus says so. You are still not too old to have a couple of blue eyed babies after I take care of business with Miley Cyrus, first things first.

Tuesday, January 17, 2023

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NO MORE MONEY.

There is no such thing as a free lunch.

So you don't say.

 When you need more money, and all you have to do is print more of it by this Thursday, then what's the big deal?

Ever heard of a professional football player who makes $1,000,000 a month just sitting around on his ass in the off season? 

Maybe going to a few juvenile charity football events with SNOOP DOG. 

Checking out the local cheerleaders.

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THE JEWS ARE GOING TO LOSE IN 2024.

 You can only fake it for so long.

Then after awhile your wife will get sick of you and go someplace else to find what she is looking for.

"I want a real relationship." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS RENE: I would hope that by now you know  that sex is not free.

CNN IS MY PLACE NOW.

 Ever wondered why CNN is always on tv at the airports?

Now the network is planning on having those two assholes of Judah and Ephraim having their own late night talk show.

Sounds interesting to me, just as long as there are not too many commercials.

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PS JENNIFER 4: I can't fuck you if somebody outside the family is watching us do it. That's just too weird, even for me.

Monday, January 16, 2023

STRAIGHT SHOOTER

 Read any good books lately?

How about getting this one and reading it in your free time Bill Gates.

You might as well be doing something while you are not having sex with anyone.

Think BLOOD OF DRACULA meets BRIDES OF DRACULA.

"The gates of hell be damned!" Jesus Christ 

He is Jewish you know.

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FOX NEWS IS PROPAGANDA

 If what you hear on the radio does not support PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, you know that something fishy is going on.

"And that's a bad thing." Martha Stewart 

"One bad thing leads to another bad thing." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I like to fuck bad girls. But I don't want to get legally married to them. Just in case they want half of my money after they get tired of me.

She gets the kids, I get to keep my house and my sports car.

JESUS WANTS YOU

 And I do mean that He wants to fuck you.

How else are you going to have a son of God in SON OF LEBOWSKI?

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MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS A COMMUNIST.

 No kidding, I even knew that much when I was reading reports about him in THE NEW AMERICAN when I was only 16 years-old.

And my father was taking me to all of his John Bircht Society meetings.

Later in life, I understood that the mormon church in Utah was in a state of apostasy.

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SORRY IF I UPSET YOU.

 Jesus is going to be the next President of America in 2024.

Enough is enough.

The Jews, queers and the niggers have had time enough.

"I divorced him because I got tired of him." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS KEN KEISLER: Woody Herrelson wants to make a movie with you. Lots of horny virgin teenagers in this one.

Side note, I didn't read the whole script. I just skipped through a few pages of it. Thought that it would be a great project for Taylor Swift.

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LIFE IS FULL OF SURPRISES.

 Take for example, I'm running my hands through Elizabeth Hurley's hair and French kissing her while Miley Cyrus is sucking my cock dry.

Or how about Kristen Stewart also wants to have my Jesus baby. Plus she wants to have her lover have my sperm baby in a naturally way too, plus have a little fun in the meantime.

Whatever, things are about to change.

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Sunday, January 15, 2023

I CAN'T GET IT UP IF YOU ARE OVER 50.

 Even though I'm known as the high hard one, I do have my limitations.

Yes, there are a few of them in their early 50s who can still do it for me, but not that many anymore.

Kind of busy right now anyway taking care of business with my teenager wives at pornhub.com

A girl has to do what a girl has to do.

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PS JIM CARREY: Are you getting enough lately?

PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You are going to get spanked really hard after you don't send a birthday card to my friend in Kent. Let that be a lesson for you.

Ring the bell, class is in.

GRACELAND

 Only by the grace of God is America going to be saved from the communists.

Sounds like something that I read in THE NEW AMERICAN when I was a teenager in the 1960s.

Remember, the communists in China knee capped the naive John Birch because he thought that they were on his side.

Kind of like Michael Medved voting for Joe Biden in the last election.

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PS JENNIFER GARNER: Time for you to get on the bandwagon in that classic music video of LOVERS IN A DANGEROUS TIME.

PS JIM CARREY: I always die and come back to life at least three times a month. You should try it sometime. It's very liberating.

That said, it does take a huge amount of disapline and self denial.

TALK RADIO

 Joe's mint green STINGRAY is why God gave us talk radio.

Who else is going to talk about It?

It representing the stingers in REVELATION 9.

Then the 42 months gang gets stung by their own sting.

Per when those who lead the righteous into captivity will go into captivity themselves in REVELATION 13.

The one about the sharks and stingrays in the 666 sea in the first verse.

Like when that Austrailian animal lover died from a heartattack when he got stung by the covid stinger down under.

So now the only way out is to repent of one's sins and go through the blood cleansing process. 

If you want to look like you did back when you were in mint condition in 1973.

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TALK TO ME

 I kill it in the MULHOLLAND DRIVE prophecy about the end of the 42 months of the gentiles treading upon the white christian lost tribes of Israel in REVELATION 11 meets 3 NEPHI 20-21.

This too shall not pass.

"The Jews think that they are so clever!" Adolf Hitler 

Whereas they got set up when they invaded the Branch Davidian compound of the tall blond Jewish man.

What goes around comes around.

What now brown cow?

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: You are in a separate category. You have been on too many honeymoons already anyway.

GOSSIP NOTES: Anybody seen hide or hair of David Lynch lately?

Whatever, "It doesn't matter to me if they are dead or alive." Jesus Christ 

Saturday, January 14, 2023

LIFE IMMITATES ART

"Thousands of people are attempting to flee the cities." SHAUN OF THE DEAD

 That new bronze statue of a headless MLK JR hugging a huge brown turd is what Boston, Mass is all about these days.

Remmember, you have to cut off their heads in SHAUN OF THE DEAD. And the iconic NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD was filmed in Pennsylvania.

The one where the innocent negro gets shot through a MICROSOFT computer window in the end.

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PS ION MUSK: That 4.6 south of South Africa was for you baby.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: People want to know who are my first other 4 out of 7 wives who go with me on a submarine honeymoon for 7 days. Probably Sandra Bullock, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Holmes and Charlize Theron.

Kate Hudson, Renee Zellweger and Gisele Bundchen being the three wildcards.

"Men always marry younger women." Elizabeth Taylor 

Take for example Sienna Miller in HANNIBAL 15.

THE REPRISE

 The Republicans in the Senate made a deal with the devil in order that the communist rebels don't invade their chamber and cause all of them to die from a heartattack.

Whereas, now is the time to buy silver and gold bullion with your worthless paper money.

Then you go to the United Order credit union and deposit all of it there, minus 10% of course. The rest of it you get to keep in your name if you chicken out later and head for the tall grass.

Not a bad deal afterall. How many guys out there lost half of their money just because they were fucking other younger women instead of their ugly old wife?

"Life is short, enjoy it while you can." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS LARRY DAVID: It's high time for you to become an example of how men are supposed to act.

PS HOWARD STERN: You became overcome by the devil when you got married for a second time. Monogamy is gay.


"LISA"

 Back in 2020, when the novel flu virus with a 99.89% recovery rate was infecting everyone, except those who already had one foot in the grave.

Michael started to whisper the name 'Lisa' quite frequently. 

I knew that it was something prophetic, but I had no 'Lisa's on my own private radar at the time.

So I asked the Father in the name of the Son if Lisa died of a heartacttack from her Covidism injections on the January 12 birth date of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim.

God damn right she did.

Her living in a Greek White House replication in Memphis, Egypt, USA.

Elvis was Jewish you know.

And then he divorced her Ephraimite mother because he couldn't stand here. Or was it the other way around in ISAIAH 11?

I can tell you this much, Michael Medved voted for Joe Biden for a reason.

Fucking back stabbing Christ killer Jew.

"Ancient Egypt was the center of science and art." SEX, ART AND AMERICAN CULTURE

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: At 2BC 231 it says that you can fuck another man's wife forever after he is long gone and dead.

Tuesday, January 10, 2023

IT'S COMING DOWN TO THE WIRE.

 Even the Ben Shapiro talk radio show is starting to get a bit more edgy these days.

Rhymes with sexy.

Chicks dig guys who tell it like it is.

Kind of like getting spanked hard in the ass and she likes it at pornhub.com. 

Real men don't wear rubbers and all that.

Meanwhile it was flooding in California while Joe Biden was down in Mexico deceiving the world about the flood of illegal immigrants in REVELATION 12 meets EZEKIEL 38.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: The best advice that I ever got from the future Dean of the film school at USC was "Never hesitant, just act."

BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD

 This is how SHAUN OF THE DEAD ends.

Even after all of the kids who were staying up all night and playing video games in the basement of their mother's basement.

Sooner or later they are going to have to work for a living.

"The judge told uncle Laun that he could go to jail or join the navy." Leslie Winn, 1967

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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

 PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will be peacefully reelected in 2024.

And then the election deniers will start walking the streets like they do in SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

Remember, the only way to kill them is to shoot them in the brain.

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NOTES ABOUT NOTHING: According to my new copy of the 2BC, most Mormons are going to lose their testimonies when Jesus says that they have 12 months to get rebaptised again.

Otherwise they all will be excommunicated and have their church records deleted.

"Let the party begin!" PINK

THE NEW KING OF CANADA

 Step aside Fidel Castro Jr. your no.15 world is about to die as suddenly and unexpectedly as the Soviet Union did back in the day.

Plus the guys get to have more than one lover in those hippie communes on Vancouver Island.

Don't press your luck.

Nothing new here to see, keep looking the other way.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: The plot would be more thick if Bitt Pitt wanted to sail his boat around the entire island of Vancouver Island. Which would give him time to get his hands into the girls bikinis.

Elizabeth Hurley on makeup and costume?

Monday, January 9, 2023

PS JENNIFER ANISTON

Only when you let me screw you will you finally get to have a baby.

If you want to have more babies that's up to you and God.

I would always liked to fuck you in the first place.

Maybe you are not as pretty as Sienna Miller, but you still got it where it counts.

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SLOPPY SECONDS

 You guys who have ever pulled a train know what God is talking about between the lines in 2BC 229: 14.

Which is the exact verse that I flipped open to when I unexpectedly recieved my updated copy of the SECOND BOOK OF COMMANDMENTS today.

The one about me hooking up with so many of my beautiful wives who have been fucked so many times before.

Hopefully I will be such a better man by then that they will feel like a virgin again in that 1980s song by MADONNA.

And of course, they will look as good as she did back then.

Great tits, nice ass, wonderous voice and smile, the whole she bang.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: If you are still a little nervous about what should be your first feature film, make it JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS. 

How could you miss?

Then it's onto SON OF LEBOWSKI meets BRIDES OF DRACULA on a sailboat.

If the money is right of course...

10% tithing for the big guy naturally. 

SCREW YOU

 Taylor Swift gets to make her first three movies up in funky town because Jesus says so.

Doesn't hurt that she gets 100 big ones in the deal.

I know, I'm a little out of touch with today's kids, but I still get the part where I bugger their mothers on my sailboat in Friday Harbor.

And none of them are over the age of 45 of course; I do have my standards.

"It is what it is." BOOGIE NIGHTS

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PS KIERA KNIGHTLEY: I'm just dying to wait until the time when I get to screw you.

You would think that by my age I would have a little more common sense.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

 The restoration of our liberties and the safety of our families will never happen by the peaceful and democratic process.

Sometimes you have to break an egg to make an omlett.

"Let the shootings begin!" AUSTIN POWERS 3

"Life is not easy." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You can do what you want when you direct your first movie. But if I were you, I would put out a casting call for girls who look like Elizabeth Taylor.

You will be amazed by how many mothers want their daughters to be in the movies.

If they can act of course.

PS MIKE MYERS: All hell is going to break loose when I get around to seeing your five part series.

Talk about saving the best for last.

If I were Jew, I would go on that dream vacation in Israel that you always dreamed about; sooner rather than later.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: I still wake up in the mornings with a nice hard boner to die for.

SPARE ME

 That bus crash in Africa represents Prince Harry fucking a cursed half breed woman because he hates his own blood in the PEARL OF GREAT PRICE.

Sorry about that Taylor Swift.

But you don't get to fuck me up in funky town until you get with the program.

And I don't care who knows it.

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PS MIKE MYERS: Be patient, I still have some personal business to take care of, then we can break out the champagne, smoked salmom and French cheese and start the party.

Meanwhile "Put another shrimp on the barbie." Paul Hogan 

MONOGAMY IS FOR QUEERS.

 No wonder that so many homosexuals and lesbians want to get married today.

Not to mention most of today's white Christians.

Looks like Brad Pitt is still falling into that same trap now.

According to the latest paps of him having a relationship with the beautiful woman of Baybyon in REVELATION 17.

This time it was a 100' yacht, next time it will be a 50' sailboat out of Kingston, Washington.

Mark my words. The dude is not getting any younger.

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Sunday, January 8, 2023

PS TAYLOR SWIFT

 Don't forget my housemate's 2.15 birthday card, personally signed by you truly.

There's that number 15 again.

Are you ready to have your two normal and healthy Jesus babies yet?

Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole thing.

Now is not the time to take risks.

Plus you get to have a three movie deal with the Jews after the shit hits your fans.

Talk about having last cut rights.

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007 NOTES: I would have recommended Brad Pitt for the next James Bond, but I think that SON OF LEBOWSKI would be a better fit for him.

Sienna Miller playing the mother who is very concerned about her virgin daughter going on a three day weekend trip on a sailboat around the San Juan Islands with me?

But then I end up fucking their mothers too in PRACTICAL MAGIC meets THE BIG LEBOWSKI 2.

PS HOLLYWOOD

 How about Leo DiCaprio as the next 007 James Bond antihero?

That is if you want to fill the theater seats with horny young girls who are creaming in their panties.

Marin Scorsese directing? 

Why not go for something completely different this time around?

Miley Cyrus as the new bisexual Bond girl who is much more believable than the last lesbian Bond girl.

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THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL

 The invasion of the Capital in Brazil is a January 6 prophecy about the red horse forming an alliance with the white horse to fight the black horse in 3 NEPHI 20-21.

Don't forget, at least 90% of the blacks in America vote Jewish Democrat.

"The Jews are our enemies!" Adolf Hitler 

He was always half wrong of course.

"Some of my best friends are Jews." Jerry Lewis

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ANTICHRIST NOTES: According to the white Christian bible, if you do no believe in Christ then you are the antichrist.

Jesus is a tall blond Jewish man with blue eyes, don't you know.

DRAGNET NOTES: Gatewaypundit.com is still the only place to go if you want to get just the facts mam.

Truth matters.

But I always do check out FOX NEWS to see what the latest train wrecks, car crashes and niggers going crazy in restaurants are happening.

"I try to keep an open mind." Elizabeth Taylor 

"Faith matters." Jesus Christ, 3:31 pm, Kent, Washington, King County, today.

Don't mind if I do say.

PS MIKE: Hang in there, I'm on the verge of posting notes about your PENTAVERATE series.

Especially about the one where I get to fuck the underaged girls on my sailboat in Edmonds, Washington. 

Idleness is the devil's work shop.

I see everything. 

Talk about having a license to fuck underaged girls on my 45' sail boat.

SHE'S NOT WORTH IT.

 In the 2BC it says that if you hook up with a wife of Babylon you are just looking for trouble.

That is if she doesn't repent and let's you fuck other women.

There's always a way out in most of the revelations at 2bc.info.

Always give a girl a backdoor out.

Ergo, I have been Sandra Bullock's very reliable backdoor man going way back to her 37th birthday along Hwy.410 in Bonney lake.

"Husbands come and go." Elizabeth Taylor 

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THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES OF MEXICO

 "The war between fascism and communism is just gang warfare." Ayn Rand.

Whereas, Kevin McCarthy said that this nation is worth fighting for in his first speach after his REVELATION 15 election.

Which is true of course. As a prophetic representation of the civil war now going down south of the border.

Look at it as the war between today's lawless hole in the wall gang and the forces of a more civilized  society.

During the era when the gentiles will be treading under foot the holy city until April of 2024.

Not to mention the White Horse Prophecy.

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FAMOUS QUOTES: Redheads are a wildcard to me." David Lynch.

"He liked redheads more than brunets." Elizabeth Taylor referring to her exhusband

"I know you are, but what I'm I?" Pee-wee Herman 

"I don't know who I am." MULHOLLAND DRIVE 

"The words of ISAIAH are mighty and strong." Jesus Christ, Kent, Washington, Mill Creek Canyon Earthworks Park, circa JEREMIAH 31.


Saturday, January 7, 2023

IRISH TEMPER

 "And behold Simeon and Levi did I mix among the tribes as I did promise My servant Israel for they did commit an evil because of their anger."

"Nevertheless, I did indentify Levi and placed a mark upon him that he be not lost."

"For besides the blue eyes and fair complexion, I did place upon their heads a [Prince Harry] crown of red hair that they my be indentified even unto this day." 2BC 139: 39-41

No wonder Harry's new book title is called SPARE.

Published by the Jews in New York of course; who else would stab their own kin in the back?

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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The proverbial cop in my KING OF NEW YORK prophecy is Irish.

PS ST PETER: Guess which one of the twelve tribes of Israel is always left handed.

2BC NOTES: Many people shy away from this book of revelations because they think that they are going to have to give away all of their money. When in fact all they have to do is make the bishop their money manager and CPA. 

Big wow, you have to give him 10% of your money when you join the physical transfiguration blood cleansing cult. Then you get to keep all of your money and let Jesus take over and become your corporate controller.

WHY CHICKS DIG ME SO MUCH

 You have to read between the mighty lines in the movies to know who is the one mighty and strong who has a scarred forehead line in 3 NEPHI 20-21.

Even the low budget ones going way back to the 1950s.

"In the last days, a wife will compus her husband." Jesus Christ 

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DIES UNEXPECTEDLY

 America is going to die unexpectedly.

As confirmed by that tall crane that collapsed unto a mall along Hwy. 15 in Norway on the same day that Kevin McCarthy won the speaker vote in the 15th round, shorty after that father in Enock, Utah killed his entire family just of I-15

Because the mormon church of Mitt Romney is trying to hinder the establishment of the City of Zion in these last days.

No wonder they won't even let us see the US CONSTITUTION that was revealed to Joseph Smith.

Not politically correct enough I guess.

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BOOK NOTES: According to 2BC: 139 the tribe of Levi committed sin because of his anger. So God put a hair of red on Prince Harry's head.

READING NOTES: In the above section, I read that a remnant of Ephraim moved up to Scandinavia the day before that crane collapsed in Northway [Read north way] during a wind storm. Then a remnant of those people migrated to White Russia.

OH CANADA: Your national anthem is about all of those "O house of Israel" quotes in 3 NEPHI 21 etc.

Thursday, January 5, 2023

I''M CAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING.

 Take for example the mayor of Kent, Washington, Dana Ralph, sucking my cock dry.

Just got a new post card from her sitting on my royal throne of England. 

Wearing my diamond wedding ring no less.

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I HAVE THE DOOR KEYS TO THE HOUSE OF LARRY DAVID IN ISAIAH 22.

 Just trying to help you squares know what is going on right now in Hollywood.

Maybe you don't believe in politics and polygamy right now.

But you better start getting with the program, or you are going to be left behind.

"Last one in is a rotten egg!" EATING RAOUL 

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Wednesday, January 4, 2023

THE NEW HOUSE OF ISRAEL

We need a completely new house, not just a new house speaker.

Talk is so cheap these days.

I know, it will be a razor thin majority when enough Republican and Democrat politicians jump ship and form the new INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY.

But that is what the 50/50 ten virgins prophecy is all about anyway.

Lots of fence sitters out there these days.

Ever heard of a little tv show called CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASMS?

I think it's still happening, but I wouldn't know, I don't even have a television in my room.

We do have like a 100" big screen down stairs in the family room, but Alayna is always using it. But If I hear that the new CURB is any good, I'll try to make arrangements to watch it with her now and then.

She's only ten years old now.

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LESS DONALD TRUMP, MORE ADOLF HITLER

 Why in the world would Michael Medved believe that us white guys have anything in common with Kevin McCarthy?

First of all, most of us are not homosexuals who are married to a woman.

Second of all, we think that the 666 beast prophecy in REVELATION 13 is actually happening.

Third thing, I want Taylor Swift to direct SON OF LEBOWSKI because I would love to fuck her.

Oh that's right, us guys believe that Jesus Christ is our savior and Lord.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: You get 90% of the money up front before you even half to show up on set for STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER in funky town. 

CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIES

 You will meet a nice man next year.

You will have a baby who is healthy and normal.

He will satisfy all of your needs.

He will have enough money to make your next movie.

You will love to suck on his cock.

He will love to eat you out.

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MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO PSYCHO

 The bad guy who slashed those girls in Moscow represents the end of the 42 months gang in RELEVATION 11.

What were you thinking? Was he supposed to be a good guy?

Don't kid yourself, there are a lot of guys out there who think that he is some kind of an antihero like in TWIN PEAKS.

Whatever, I'm hearing that the new CURB series is all about antiheros and back stabbers.

I knew it!

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Tuesday, January 3, 2023

TAYLOR SWIFT'S FIRST FEATURE FILM

 I don't plan on interfering in Taylor Swift's first film, but I do have some notes.

First of all, make sure that the screenplay is as tight as a nun's cunt.

Woody Allen being the exception that proves the rule in CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM.

CURB is not a movie, it's just a television show.

Especially the one where Larry David walks around town wearing an FBI windbreaker jacket.

Anyway, you want your first movie to be a critical success so that you can go on and direct JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.

Lots of fucking and sucking in that one.

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PS SIENNA MI.LER: Would ten big ones be enough for you to co-star in my Italian mormon missionay psycho movie? 

Guy Richie directing?

I'm pretty flexible on the price, but don't push your luck.

A HOUSE DIVIDED

 Why would anybody want the House to be lead by the same guys who were in charge of it the last time around?

Oh that's right, the Jews control the media for one thing.

"The Jews control everything!" Adolf Hitler 

They are the super white race afterall. The smartest; the most gifted; the best looking; especially their women. 

No wonder that people who are antisemitic are just so stupid.

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I'll BE RIGHT BACK

 God damn right he will.

So what are you waiting for Charlize Theron?

You got your two little house negro slaves, you got the money, so why not go for the rest of the package?

Oh that's right, the Jews never return your phone calls these days.

Fuck those assholes.

"The Jews are filthy!" Adolf Hitler 

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You get last cut rights if I can get you Brad Pitt to co-star in SON OF LEBOWSKI.

"He believed that every day was Christmas." WILD AT HEART

FINALLY THE MONEY IS RIGHT!

 What took you so long Nancy?

That said.

Don't let the door hit you in the butt on your way out.

The federal government has to die.

Before a new federal government can be born again, silly girl.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Would it help things if I could get Brad Pitt to co-star in your first film?


THE WHORE HOUSE OF JACOB

 "Most Republicans are Democrates." Dan Bongino 

Which leads us to the White Horse Prophecy, wherein the dominant political party will become THE INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY; after the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man in the New Jerusalem.

If you don't believe it, you are probably not paying any attention to what is going on in Jerusalem.

"The Jews only care about themselves!" Adolf Hitler 

Translation.

Eating pizza and playing video games all night long.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: For example, you spend 3 big ones on an indie film that you get to wright, produce and direct. You get back 300 big ones back for doing that. Plus you get the guy and a blond haired blue eyed Jesus baby.

Seriously, that is what Jesus says at 2BC 118.

Monday, January 2, 2023

SYSTEMATIC AUTOMATIC

 "Those were the days." ALL IN THE FAMILY, 1971

Remember when being a homosexual pedophile was a big deal? But now it has become a badge of honor?

I don't believe that even Michael Jackson would support this shit if he was still alive these days.

"The media are the ones who are invading America." Bill Cosby

Better watch your back Nancy.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: If you put up the cash to make my next low budget indie film in Enumclaw, Washington, King County.  You will get a hundred percent return on your investment.

You directing?

If wishes were horses.

FUCKING PYSCHO

 "The Jews are destroying us!" Adolf Hitler 

The Moscow, Idaho slasher looks like the antichrist antihero in Alfred Hitchcock's original PSYCHO movie prophecy.

Who was an iconic Jewish figure that represented God's destroying angles.

No wonder that Benjamin Netanyahu left a note on his desk that said "Be right back!" And then voula, he came right back again before they knew what was happening. 

Pardon my bad French accent, but you get the drift.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I now have more money than you got in your back pocket. People who say that money doesn't matter are full of bullshit.

PS TAYLOR SWIFT: My housemate who looks like Harry Dean Stanton in WILD AT HEART asked me to ask you to send him a birthday card for his February 15th birthday at 754 Woodland Way, Kent, Washington, 98030.

There's that number 15 again!

PS SIENNA MILLER: Have I ever asked you to be in one of my movies if the money wasn't right?


HALF ASLEEP IN FROG PAJAMAS

 This one was written in mind with Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman playing the two leads.

Gonna need a shit load of money to get these two actresses to get into bed with me and watch both of them softly fucking each other.

Don't worry darling, I have enough money now to make that happen.

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STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER

 Nobody has adapted this novel yet into a movie because none of the Jews in Hollywood get it.

But after they do get it, let the bidding begin.

"Move over rover and let Jimmy take over." Jimmy Hendrix 

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YET ANOTHER FUCKING SIGN FROM GOD

"Then shall ye, who are a remnant of the house of Jacob, go forth among them; and ye shall be in midst of them who of them who shall be many; and ye shall be among them as a lion among the beasts of the forest, and as a young lion among the flocks of sheep, who, if he goeth through both treadeth down and teareth in pieces, and none can deliver." 3NEPHI 20: 16

 That Jewish slasher in Moscow, Idaho is a great objective example of the above Book of Mormon prophecy that is now coming down hard upon us.

He does look like he is around the age of 29.

If you don't believe it, then maybe your own church will burn down to the ground on Christmas next year in Jerusalem.

Yada yada...

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Sex sells, that's why Jesus wants me to keep blogging about your ass. 

Meanwhile, I have more underage girlfriends that you can shake a stick at. 

Most of them being the white virgin teenager daughters of my former girlfriends back in the day.

PS MADONNA: Don't worry, it's ok to own a few childish negro slaves these days. 

Sunday, January 1, 2023

TIME TO DIE

 THE BLADE RUNNER movie trailer is all about the physical transfiguration after you die and become born again in the blink of an eye.

No wonder that Miley Cyrus has no problem getting fucked in the ass by an older man. Just as long as he is no older than Harrison Ford looked in that movie.

Plus by then, he was a major movie star who had tons of money.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The arrest of Andrew Tate is so stupid. Since most Greek girls become sexually active, and very attractive, after age 16. If the money is right of course.

Take for example Brazil. Where you can go can still go down there and fuck two hot 14 year-old girls at the same time if you promise to buy both of them a big screen tv, and a $500 cash tip each.

PS SENNA MILLER: I could not give a shit if Anthony Hopkins has not been drunk in 47 years.

I still get to act like I AM is fucking you for real in HANNIBAL: SIENA, ITALIA.

I still got it in most movies that feature my forerunner Richard Burton.

Tarantino directing?




THE EVIL SPIRIT OF THE ACCUSER

 "It will also cause you to do the unconventional, and things out of the ordinary, and it will make you believe it is accomplished by the power of God." 2BC 135: 6

It also says in 2BC 135 that this same spirit will give the 42 months gang so much overconfidence that they will be able to do anything that they what. And the devil may care.

Hello 3NEPHI 20-21.

Take for example the Jews accusing the new conservative leadership of Jersulem of being a threat to democracy. 

Which is a Providential portent of the tall blond Jewish man becoming the new leader of the New Jerusalem in 2024.

What goes around comes around.

Take for another example of that Ferris medicine wheel losing power at the ICON amusement park in Orlando, Florida.

Just another day off in the life of Ferris Beuller in Chicago.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

POP UP NOTES: Miley Cyrus' new flash vision video features my older man's hands grabbing her thighs hard.

Believe it or not, I still got it where it counts, and she likes it. Plus I got the money to back it up to boot now.

BLIND ANONYMOUS QUOTE: "Greg still gives me goose bumps up my spine."

PS THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS: God has given me a license to kill, and drink all of the cheap Scotch that I want in every James Bond 007 movie that was ever made.

Especially in those last two ones.

You worry about you. Let me worry about me.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

PS SIENNA SIENNA MILLER: You still got the part in my Hannibal Lecturer iphone rip off movie. Union scale of course, plus benefits.

The one where the antichrist cuts the guts out of that corrupted cop who is in for it just for the money in Floence, Italy.

I know, I get so tired of people asking me if I can still speak Italian like in THE DOLCE VITA, etc.