Monday, May 18, 2020

THE REPLACEMENTS AGS

Living back in Utah again in the 80s, I was shocked to learn that the public schools in the state were closed down for a whole week during deer hunting season.

Whereas, the State of Utah has the highest number of guns per household in the USA.

Back then it was about 8 per family.

I'm guessing that number has gone up significantly by today.

After having some mysterious half breed negro in the templer house with a fake birth certificate for 8 long years.

And everybody in the wannabe christian mormon church was all in on it.

Think CARNIVAL OF SOULS meets EARASERHEAD.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS MR PRESIDENT: God is going to give both you and I a second shot at it on Carey Mulligan's upcoming May 28th birthday.

Not to mention those two duffers Brad Pitt and George Clooney in IN LIKE FLYNT: 2

"Praise Jesus and pass the putter." SIDEWAYS, the 2004 movie trailer.

Hello Yellowstone, Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming.

Especially the one where yours truly gives the bartender a large cash tip, in order to help him recover and stay open from the crazy 2020 shut down in the MONTANA trailer.

Don't laugh. Brad Pitt er all are pretty used to the studio spending around 50 big ones on background sets and local village street scenes.

PS CHAD AND ANDY: If the BNB business is still not cutting it for you two guys by this summer, I'll have a couple of my sexy 27ish cowgirls take care of it.

For example, your traditional $100,000,000 Hollywood movie production deal known as "pay or play" means that we rent your entire place out; even if we never show up to use it.

Talk about pocket change in the scheme of things in 2021.

PS NYLE SMITH: You became so fascinated with getting your Jewish law degree at LEWIS AND CLARK in Portland, Oregon because you had such a hard on for authoritarianism.

"Judge not, that ye not be judged." Jesus.

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