"Some pills make you taller... and some pills make you small. But the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all." JEFFERSON AIRPLANE
Whereas, we learned that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was dropping chlorine pills at the same time that my Greek columns pool scene in MANAGEMENT was rolling out.
Oh yeah, "There is no such thing as a bad coincidence." LOST HIGHWAY, the pool water reflections scene.
The one where the blond lady sticks a pearl .45 down my pants.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CAPTAIN GARRISON: Why pay 4k for an American made 1911; then have to waite 6 months for delivery? When you can get a DIABLO 12 "Mexican" for just $500 and change?
Fuck me Jesu Cristo.
At that price I'd get two of em.
If you can't take care of your assailant with 40 .22 shorts within two seconds, you shouldn't even be carrying a gun.
"The best way to stop a charging bear is with a 12 gauge to the nose... Blasting chunks of his [thick headed] skull off with a 44 or a 357 won't stop him in time." Leslie Winn, 1968.
PS SIENNA MILLER: I'll probably ask the older Jerry Seinfeld to warm up the audience and get them in the mood before curtain time at my back to back productions of THE FULL MONTY meets THE PRODUCERS in funky town.
Encouraging all of the older gray ladies to get loose and participate in the action with lots of rude cat calls, loud whistles and whoops, etc.
The dude does owe me a favor or two, if you get my drift.
Whatever, back in the days, old Hwy.99 used to be the hub for male stripper club rip offs of CHIPPENDALES; after the lesbian politicians had outlawed them within the Seattle City limits; anything south of 145th, etc.
PS RICK STEVES: According to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy, the no.19 virus is the symptom, but not the disease.
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