"Hillary Clinton is an old hat." Howard Stern, 1999.
"I just like making things up..." My ingenious writer in BARTON FINK.
As in the movie trailer musical for "I left my hat in Haiti."
Meanwhile back on my dude ranch in Montana, David Letterman has laid out the red carpet for yours truly.
If wishes were horses.
But let's not get ahead of ourselves here. The phoned-in reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is still six months away.
"Coming!.." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 2021.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MR & MRS GOVERNOR: It's supposed to be an unseasonal 98° in Sacramento today.
Talk about all of those feverish premature ejaculation sex scenes in INLAND EMPIRE meets TWIN PEAKS.
Obviously, we now know what Dustin Hoffman was dying from at the end of MIDNIGHT COWBOY meets AFTER HOURS.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Obviously, the four horsemen of the apocalypse are not going to come until after the reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in THE BIG LEBOWSKI: 4.
Sorry about my simple minded May 9 head fake text to you about the two witnesses.
Not that it will obviously be all over by tomorrow afternoon, May 9.
Everything happens spiritually before it can play out physically on 120 pages of paper.
PS JAY INSLEE: What in Sam Hill were you and the boys thinking?
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUCK is the retro MTV video prophecy that is going to destroy the unemployed Democrat Party workers in 2020.
"No money, no fucky..." FULL METAL JACKET.
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