The Baker County, Oregon ruling against Mrs Brown happened on the 40th anniversary of the Mt St Helens eruption because it was the first time that I had fucked my French wife since she left me in 79.
Talk about EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES in Sisters, Oregon along Rt.1290.
Meanwhile back at the spendy dude ranch in 2020, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP announced that he is taking a certain unmentional white pill in confirmation of Aaron Elkhart getting baptised in a fancy hotel's chlorinated swimming pool for his sins.
Rhymes with CNN.
Whatever, at 10:20 pm on Monday, the sexy voice of an Asian lady whispered in my ear, "Enjoy tomorrow."
"Once you've had Asian, you never got back." CHARLIES ANGELES.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Try the smoked salmon cheese dip with the veggie flax seed corn chips at TRADER JOES.
The former being a bit too fishy, and the latter being a bit too bland. But together they seem to even each other out, and are surprisingly compatible.
PS MR MAYOR: I already had decided to buy out that little family bakery across the street from the Edmonds Theater and turn it into a whole wheat mill house before the Chinatown bug closed down funky town.
Where the customers could stand there and watch the hard red winter wheat from Montana getting ground up fresh daily; starting in 2021.
Meanwhile under new ownership, the RED TWIG will be serving up real Greek coffee; and not that weak ass watery stomach bile spew they call coffee.
PS KATE HOLMES: We may need to get THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater company made whole again financially with an extended live production run of THE FULL MONTY.
Double the ticket prices, double the run, double the fun.
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