The born again Christian US CONSTITUTION that will replace the old worn out one will get rid of THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964 and the Orwellian DISABILITIES ACT by George Bush Sr.
Think NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN meets FARGO.
According to the time when everybody will be required to mask their true identities.
"Liberals always have to hide their real intentions." Rush Limbaugh, 1996
For example, "Where was George Bush during that whole impeachment scam?"
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Not to mention President Nelson; much less Robert Redford.
"Birds of a feather flock [riot] together." Adolf Hitler, 1939
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Sunday, May 31, 2020
THE NEW HALF MOONS
The new African apartheid riots really got into gear in America on the half moon night of Charlize Theron.
No wonder that Half Moon Bay, California is theee place for retired white weirdos; even more so than funky town, Washington.
"The Bay Area is a place for rich white guys who retired in their 50s." Michael Savage, riffing on the radio in Marin County.
Talk about the 1972 movie trailer for PLAY IT AGAIN SAM meets CASABLANCA in northwest Africa.
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PS NO.17: Today's young privileged white rioters in Salt Lake City are the spoiled brat spawn of satan who hate their bland mormon network tv mothers in REVELATION 17.
For when the day would happen that the great and abominable church of Barack Obama er all would go to war with itself.
"You might as well be doing something, while you're doing nothing." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
Talk about your classic "Mexican stand off" in all of those Italian spaghetti westerns starring Clint Eastwood; mostly made in Spain.
PS ION: I'm counting on you to watch my back while I AM is sitting on the shitter 24/7.
Plus, there's a huuge cash bonus in it for you too, if you get my "nigger rich" drift.
"I can be quite generous when the mood hits me." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
No wonder that Half Moon Bay, California is theee place for retired white weirdos; even more so than funky town, Washington.
"The Bay Area is a place for rich white guys who retired in their 50s." Michael Savage, riffing on the radio in Marin County.
Talk about the 1972 movie trailer for PLAY IT AGAIN SAM meets CASABLANCA in northwest Africa.
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PS NO.17: Today's young privileged white rioters in Salt Lake City are the spoiled brat spawn of satan who hate their bland mormon network tv mothers in REVELATION 17.
For when the day would happen that the great and abominable church of Barack Obama er all would go to war with itself.
"You might as well be doing something, while you're doing nothing." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
Talk about your classic "Mexican stand off" in all of those Italian spaghetti westerns starring Clint Eastwood; mostly made in Spain.
PS ION: I'm counting on you to watch my back while I AM is sitting on the shitter 24/7.
Plus, there's a huuge cash bonus in it for you too, if you get my "nigger rich" drift.
"I can be quite generous when the mood hits me." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Saturday, May 30, 2020
THE NEW JUNE BUGS
By this June 19th, it will become black and white why at least 19% of the gentlemen house negros with be voting for the party of Lincoln in 2020.
Some are predicting up to 25%.
Whatever, Michael Medved says that if it is over 15+, the rest is history.
Always remember, Nixon got elected on a law and order platform in SHAMPOO meets DEER HUNTER.
And that happened way before the 10% earthquake happens in north Chicago.
"The positive thing about this pandemic is that we are no longer talking about pronouns." Mark Stein, filling in for Rush Limbaugh, just the other week.
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PS VV: Your prophetic lead role in SWINGERS during the 1260 days era was about when the little people will be living in RV trailers in Las Vegas, Nevada, elevation 2020'.
PS CAMY: Those 4 back-to-back Portugal island earthquakes were about today's Marxist radicals committing suicide in FEELING MINNESOTA meets THE INVISIBLE CIRCUS.
Talk about being outgunned and outnumbered by the boys at www.thegatewaypundit.com er all.
For example, Minnesota is about 90% white as wild rice.
Word to the wise: Never wake up the sleeping giant of the northern countries; a.k.a. Paul Bunyan.
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
See every giant Paul Bunyan fiberglass statue out there on wiki.
PS DAVID LYNCH: As long as the 90ish Clint Eastwood still has a few movies left in him, you get to too.
Same thing goes for Woody Allen and Mel Brooks.
Not to mention Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson.
FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The 1959 new wave SUPER 16 MM made movie trailer for 400 BLOWS was about the imposiblity of shutting up the mouth of God in the latter-days.
According to the 24th chapter of me getting shut up by my mormon mother on a regular basis at www.isaiahexplained.com .
And I had to take it, lying down, because I had no where else to go.
Some are predicting up to 25%.
Whatever, Michael Medved says that if it is over 15+, the rest is history.
Always remember, Nixon got elected on a law and order platform in SHAMPOO meets DEER HUNTER.
And that happened way before the 10% earthquake happens in north Chicago.
"The positive thing about this pandemic is that we are no longer talking about pronouns." Mark Stein, filling in for Rush Limbaugh, just the other week.
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PS VV: Your prophetic lead role in SWINGERS during the 1260 days era was about when the little people will be living in RV trailers in Las Vegas, Nevada, elevation 2020'.
PS CAMY: Those 4 back-to-back Portugal island earthquakes were about today's Marxist radicals committing suicide in FEELING MINNESOTA meets THE INVISIBLE CIRCUS.
Talk about being outgunned and outnumbered by the boys at www.thegatewaypundit.com er all.
For example, Minnesota is about 90% white as wild rice.
Word to the wise: Never wake up the sleeping giant of the northern countries; a.k.a. Paul Bunyan.
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
See every giant Paul Bunyan fiberglass statue out there on wiki.
PS DAVID LYNCH: As long as the 90ish Clint Eastwood still has a few movies left in him, you get to too.
Same thing goes for Woody Allen and Mel Brooks.
Not to mention Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson.
FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The 1959 new wave SUPER 16 MM made movie trailer for 400 BLOWS was about the imposiblity of shutting up the mouth of God in the latter-days.
According to the 24th chapter of me getting shut up by my mormon mother on a regular basis at www.isaiahexplained.com .
And I had to take it, lying down, because I had no where else to go.
THE REPLACEMENT PRISONERS OF LOVE IN PADDY WAGONS
"Some people call me a cowboy, some think I'm a gangster of love." Steve Miller, Medina, King County, Washington, 1985.
Today's lawless Marxist gangs who are looting and burning down America's white Greek frat house are the same peoples of the 1980s purple prince of Minneapolis, Minnesota in DANIEL 9: 26.
Talk about the twin holy cities of Judah and Ephraim.
BFD; officer Chauvin and George Flyod have been at each other's throat ever since they both worked security together at some female full monty night club last year.
Always cherchez la femme... yada yada.
Talk about a grudge match made in heaven for the DRUDGE REPORT.
Meanwhile, the gang of 7 who tried to overthrow the 2016 USA election are now facing the Nevada state line guillotine blade.
As just confirmed by the college football hall of fame that was destroyed by the negro leaguers in my dream about Bishop David Wagner being the new purple UW DAWGS couch in the SCHOOL DAZE movie trailer.
Wherein the last two months of this year's canceled football season promises to be the most hard fought season ever.
Oh yeah, "I lost my [naive] virginity at 19 during a football game in Virginia." Sandra Bullock
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PS NO.19: I know, you're a hard nut to crack. But that is what makes the game so fun.
PS DAVID LYNCH: It's supposed to be cloudy and rainy today in Edmonds, Washington.
Guess I'll only walk up and back to QFC for a loaf of my favorite essenial wheat bread.
Today's lawless Marxist gangs who are looting and burning down America's white Greek frat house are the same peoples of the 1980s purple prince of Minneapolis, Minnesota in DANIEL 9: 26.
Talk about the twin holy cities of Judah and Ephraim.
BFD; officer Chauvin and George Flyod have been at each other's throat ever since they both worked security together at some female full monty night club last year.
Always cherchez la femme... yada yada.
Talk about a grudge match made in heaven for the DRUDGE REPORT.
Meanwhile, the gang of 7 who tried to overthrow the 2016 USA election are now facing the Nevada state line guillotine blade.
As just confirmed by the college football hall of fame that was destroyed by the negro leaguers in my dream about Bishop David Wagner being the new purple UW DAWGS couch in the SCHOOL DAZE movie trailer.
Wherein the last two months of this year's canceled football season promises to be the most hard fought season ever.
Oh yeah, "I lost my [naive] virginity at 19 during a football game in Virginia." Sandra Bullock
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PS NO.19: I know, you're a hard nut to crack. But that is what makes the game so fun.
PS DAVID LYNCH: It's supposed to be cloudy and rainy today in Edmonds, Washington.
Guess I'll only walk up and back to QFC for a loaf of my favorite essenial wheat bread.
Friday, May 29, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT MOONIES
Say what you might about Woody Allen marrying some virgin moon faced Korean teenager bride half his age back in the day.
At least she has not stabbed him in the back and taken half of his money yet in the corrupt family courts of America in 2020.
When most of the legalistic Jews will be looking for a way to divorce the blue states from the red states; while taking 1/3 of any monies involved in the deal.
As just confirmed by Friday's divorce proceedings between Mr. and Mrs. King in Provo, Utah meets Sacramento, California.
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PS KIT WINN: Today's born again 1960s negro riots situation is about me buying my "like new" tourist bus RV and 51' cabin cruiser at half off fire sale prices.
Think Kitsap County, Washington meets Marin County, California.
Shit, why pay 2k a month for a dock slip in the Bay Area when you can get the same thing for only $500 a month in Paulsbo?
Not to mention Friday Harbor or Bellingham.
Quiet on the set! Everbody on their markers! Cue the sound. Roll the cameras... ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!
DEFENCE LAW NOTES: Please refere all of your cases against me to my 50% pro bono lawyer John Brown.
At least she has not stabbed him in the back and taken half of his money yet in the corrupt family courts of America in 2020.
When most of the legalistic Jews will be looking for a way to divorce the blue states from the red states; while taking 1/3 of any monies involved in the deal.
As just confirmed by Friday's divorce proceedings between Mr. and Mrs. King in Provo, Utah meets Sacramento, California.
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PS KIT WINN: Today's born again 1960s negro riots situation is about me buying my "like new" tourist bus RV and 51' cabin cruiser at half off fire sale prices.
Think Kitsap County, Washington meets Marin County, California.
Shit, why pay 2k a month for a dock slip in the Bay Area when you can get the same thing for only $500 a month in Paulsbo?
Not to mention Friday Harbor or Bellingham.
Quiet on the set! Everbody on their markers! Cue the sound. Roll the cameras... ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!
DEFENCE LAW NOTES: Please refere all of your cases against me to my 50% pro bono lawyer John Brown.
THE REPLACEMENT SLOPPY SECONDS
Generally speaking, people who are spooked about a second no.19 sequel, if everyone goes the full monty, are the same Jews who are afraid of the second coming of Jesus Fucking Christ.
"Tell me about it." Emma Watson to Jimmy Fallon, 2016.
Whereas, his first coming was pretty much flattened by the Jewish insiderers in Jerusalem, circa 34 AD.
Now then; most serious experts claim that there will be, and should be, a second no.19 happening. Because the first no.19 frenzy was prematurely squashed; thereby not allowing it to run it's God given natural course.
See every HAMMER FILM prophecy where the antichrist is actually the real Christ wearing a mask.
"The Jews never show you their real face!" Adolf Hitler, spring time, 1939.
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PS SACHA BARON COHEN: How is that whole locked up and locked down 666 DR WHO science guy thing working out for you these days?
Talk about the 1989 movie trailer for TIE ME UP... TIE ME DOWN.
The one that opens with a shot of California's institutionalized Governor, as yours truly picks the Spanish named Corona 19 cell block lock in 2020.
California being about 50% Spanish these days, yada yada.
PS DAVID LYNCH: As we speak, I AM is putting the screws on Dr Evil to finance your next project at PRIME.
Word is, we should know something for sure by June 30.
The usual deal of course: 1/3 down for preproduction, 1/3 down for production, 1/3 down for post production.
"Wether it's months or years for this treatment to work... it's up to God." Rush Limbaugh, just the other day on the radio.
"Tell me about it." Emma Watson to Jimmy Fallon, 2016.
Whereas, his first coming was pretty much flattened by the Jewish insiderers in Jerusalem, circa 34 AD.
Now then; most serious experts claim that there will be, and should be, a second no.19 happening. Because the first no.19 frenzy was prematurely squashed; thereby not allowing it to run it's God given natural course.
See every HAMMER FILM prophecy where the antichrist is actually the real Christ wearing a mask.
"The Jews never show you their real face!" Adolf Hitler, spring time, 1939.
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PS SACHA BARON COHEN: How is that whole locked up and locked down 666 DR WHO science guy thing working out for you these days?
Talk about the 1989 movie trailer for TIE ME UP... TIE ME DOWN.
The one that opens with a shot of California's institutionalized Governor, as yours truly picks the Spanish named Corona 19 cell block lock in 2020.
California being about 50% Spanish these days, yada yada.
PS DAVID LYNCH: As we speak, I AM is putting the screws on Dr Evil to finance your next project at PRIME.
Word is, we should know something for sure by June 30.
The usual deal of course: 1/3 down for preproduction, 1/3 down for production, 1/3 down for post production.
"Wether it's months or years for this treatment to work... it's up to God." Rush Limbaugh, just the other day on the radio.
Thursday, May 28, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT OF AMERICA'S DAILY CONSTITUTIONALS
"We take walks outside, you can sense the fear." Woody Allen, the other day.
The replacement of the US CONSTITUTION by Virginia is a prelude to the first one by Jefferson er all being replaced by the second one revealed to the mormon Josephite prophet.
Even the state where it is now techicaly illegal to simply take a walk on the sidewalk unless it is some type of a 666 science life or death situation.
Kind of like Joe Smith's shocking translation of the English KING JAMES BIBLE.
Which is pretty much the same thing.
But with lots of extras on it in the form of an extended version of THE BILL OF RIGHTS for white male christian polygamist slave owner swingers.
Hope I didn't leave anything out.
Think SCHOOL DAZE meets 42.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: God will cause you to be reelected in a landslide in 2020 in order that Mike Pence can become PRESIDENT FOR LIFE MIKE PENCE ten years from now.
I can already see the retro 1950s I LIKE MIKE buttons and bumper stickers.
PANIC TIME NOTES: I kind of panicked today after I saw the new shocking door sign at TRADER JOES; requiring everybody who dares to enter must wear a French string bikini over their pussy face.
So I hurried up and just kept my head down while double stocking up on everthing that I might need from there to hunker down for the next two weeks.
But then at the check out, all of the muffled little [$15 per hour] people were smiling and winking at me.
As if they too were in on the much too serious no.19 joke from their EU masters; technically based in Germany, of course of course.
PS MEL GIBSON: When the sweet yellow corn cobs are ready to get plucked and fucked in Yakima, Washington, the new red wine harvest in Walla Walla will be ready for their genie bottlings.
PS JR: Your 1980s MYSTIC PIZZA miracle movie came out next to my New London submarine base in Connecticut.
You may not be as pretty as you used to be, but you still got that sexy MILF look in my book.
The replacement of the US CONSTITUTION by Virginia is a prelude to the first one by Jefferson er all being replaced by the second one revealed to the mormon Josephite prophet.
Even the state where it is now techicaly illegal to simply take a walk on the sidewalk unless it is some type of a 666 science life or death situation.
Kind of like Joe Smith's shocking translation of the English KING JAMES BIBLE.
Which is pretty much the same thing.
But with lots of extras on it in the form of an extended version of THE BILL OF RIGHTS for white male christian polygamist slave owner swingers.
Hope I didn't leave anything out.
Think SCHOOL DAZE meets 42.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: God will cause you to be reelected in a landslide in 2020 in order that Mike Pence can become PRESIDENT FOR LIFE MIKE PENCE ten years from now.
I can already see the retro 1950s I LIKE MIKE buttons and bumper stickers.
PANIC TIME NOTES: I kind of panicked today after I saw the new shocking door sign at TRADER JOES; requiring everybody who dares to enter must wear a French string bikini over their pussy face.
So I hurried up and just kept my head down while double stocking up on everthing that I might need from there to hunker down for the next two weeks.
But then at the check out, all of the muffled little [$15 per hour] people were smiling and winking at me.
As if they too were in on the much too serious no.19 joke from their EU masters; technically based in Germany, of course of course.
PS MEL GIBSON: When the sweet yellow corn cobs are ready to get plucked and fucked in Yakima, Washington, the new red wine harvest in Walla Walla will be ready for their genie bottlings.
PS JR: Your 1980s MYSTIC PIZZA miracle movie came out next to my New London submarine base in Connecticut.
You may not be as pretty as you used to be, but you still got that sexy MILF look in my book.
THE REPLACEMENT FLU SHOTS
The shocking Democrat Party lawlessness in the liberal twin cities along I-35 is just what the bald Jewish doctor ordered for a final solution to today's no.19 spook out.
Imagine that, wearing a mask while robbing and killing people is so right on the money!
There must be something absolutely Providential about it.
Never let a crisis got to waste, yada yada.
"She's a shoplifter..." says the smiling short bald Jew named George in SIENFELD; the yada yada one.
Plus it's happening right after those 40 negros were shot in South Chicago.
On the very eve of BOEING announcing huuuge new layoffs from the black WILLIS TOWER in FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF.
Every cloud has a silver jewelry lining.
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PS MEL: Last night at 3:17 am, Michael showed me that the chlorine hot tub water treatment horse pills are the way to go for now.
Until something better comes along of course of course.
Especially if one has been a heavy smoker for most of their life; like a David Lynch or a Ken McLeod.
Not to mention Jack Nicholson or Johnny Carson.
Both of whom got to live for such a long time because of the Jewish liberal graces of Jesus.
Imagine that, wearing a mask while robbing and killing people is so right on the money!
There must be something absolutely Providential about it.
Never let a crisis got to waste, yada yada.
"She's a shoplifter..." says the smiling short bald Jew named George in SIENFELD; the yada yada one.
Plus it's happening right after those 40 negros were shot in South Chicago.
On the very eve of BOEING announcing huuuge new layoffs from the black WILLIS TOWER in FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF.
Every cloud has a silver jewelry lining.
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PS MEL: Last night at 3:17 am, Michael showed me that the chlorine hot tub water treatment horse pills are the way to go for now.
Until something better comes along of course of course.
Especially if one has been a heavy smoker for most of their life; like a David Lynch or a Ken McLeod.
Not to mention Jack Nicholson or Johnny Carson.
Both of whom got to live for such a long time because of the Jewish liberal graces of Jesus.
Wednesday, May 27, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT HALF MOONS
This Friday looks to be a special day for Charlize Theron in that Half Moon Bay location for the sequel to LOST BOYS; or the next one that they shot from head to toe in South Africa.
It taking place on a 666 prison island that stood in for Alcatraz Island in DARK PASSAGE.
Oh yeah, "People are going to go to jail." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, 2021.
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It taking place on a 666 prison island that stood in for Alcatraz Island in DARK PASSAGE.
Oh yeah, "People are going to go to jail." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, 2021.
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THE REPLACEMENT ALL NIGHTERS
"When the world is in trouble..." SPICE WORLD
Now is the time when the millennials will be staying up all night watching SPICE WORLD rip offs in order to figure out what their CHARLIES ANGELS daddy was saying on his cryptic GSR/TWN blogs in 2020.
When MEATLOAF is the tour bus driver, and nobody on the film crew is wearing PC masks.
Rhymes with pussy.
"So what are you going to do about it pussy man?" AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS; in the future TRUMP golf resort locations in Nevada.
Oh yeah, "The real story is happening off screen."
Inside baseball my ass.
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PS LARRY DAVID: The 1980s follow up to ROCKY HORROR called SHOCK TREAMENT was a satire about today's ingenious balding Jews at HBO er all.
The one about getting a flu shot [solution] treatment for people who are blinded by fashion and science circa 2020.
A.k.a., the final solution to America's [rocket scientist] Jewish problem.
"Trust me, I'm a doctor."
Now is the time when the millennials will be staying up all night watching SPICE WORLD rip offs in order to figure out what their CHARLIES ANGELS daddy was saying on his cryptic GSR/TWN blogs in 2020.
When MEATLOAF is the tour bus driver, and nobody on the film crew is wearing PC masks.
Rhymes with pussy.
"So what are you going to do about it pussy man?" AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS; in the future TRUMP golf resort locations in Nevada.
Oh yeah, "The real story is happening off screen."
Inside baseball my ass.
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PS LARRY DAVID: The 1980s follow up to ROCKY HORROR called SHOCK TREAMENT was a satire about today's ingenious balding Jews at HBO er all.
The one about getting a flu shot [solution] treatment for people who are blinded by fashion and science circa 2020.
A.k.a., the final solution to America's [rocket scientist] Jewish problem.
"Trust me, I'm a doctor."
Tuesday, May 26, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT PUNCH LINES
Jerry Seignfeld just announced on Howard Stern's phone-in radio days show that his stand up career is basically over.
Now that today's soup lines are starting to replace yesterday's punch lines in all of those devil-may-care comedy clubs with a two drink minimum charge.
Hell, why not make it a hundred drinks minimum policy?
Now that everything is practically free, and you don't even have to get up and go to work in the mornings.
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PS JEFF: See what happens when you promise free overnight delivery to everybody around the world?
I'm talking about the 1997 SPICE WORLD movie trailer here of course;
me just using you for a sorry example.
Easy come, easy go.
Now that today's soup lines are starting to replace yesterday's punch lines in all of those devil-may-care comedy clubs with a two drink minimum charge.
Hell, why not make it a hundred drinks minimum policy?
Now that everything is practically free, and you don't even have to get up and go to work in the mornings.
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PS JEFF: See what happens when you promise free overnight delivery to everybody around the world?
I'm talking about the 1997 SPICE WORLD movie trailer here of course;
me just using you for a sorry example.
Easy come, easy go.
THE REPLACEMENT SOUND BITE NUMBERS
"The devil wears a mask." Michael at 11:22 am, today.
For example, that little black mask string bikini over Smiley's pussy was quickly confirmed by Joe Biden's own black mask of about the same size when he finally came up for air on Memorial Day.
Say what you want, the dirty old man does like em young and often.
"Let me just smell it." Spike Lee in SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT.
Per his prophetic black and white movie trailer that opens with the Barack Obama look alike, circa 1986.
And he's kind of cute too... in a weirdo way.
"And that's the triple truth." Says the man on the radio in DO THE RIGHT THING, and vote for Trump in 2020.
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PS CHARLIE TUNA: The next half moon happens on the day after Carey Mulligan's do over birthday this week.
Need I remind you that your official number is 15, and Julia Roberts' number is 17?
Not to mention number 9, 14, 18, and those two lucky me 7s; just for starters.
Oh yeah, "Age is just a number." Hugh Hefner.
PS ANN COULTURE: Why so serious?
PS DAVID LYNCH: When I get off of the mainline BLUE LINE bus around 33rd in Everett, a miracle is going to happen all around the world; Walla Walla, Washington style, circa Fall City, King County.
For example, that little black mask string bikini over Smiley's pussy was quickly confirmed by Joe Biden's own black mask of about the same size when he finally came up for air on Memorial Day.
Say what you want, the dirty old man does like em young and often.
"Let me just smell it." Spike Lee in SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT.
Per his prophetic black and white movie trailer that opens with the Barack Obama look alike, circa 1986.
And he's kind of cute too... in a weirdo way.
"And that's the triple truth." Says the man on the radio in DO THE RIGHT THING, and vote for Trump in 2020.
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PS CHARLIE TUNA: The next half moon happens on the day after Carey Mulligan's do over birthday this week.
Need I remind you that your official number is 15, and Julia Roberts' number is 17?
Not to mention number 9, 14, 18, and those two lucky me 7s; just for starters.
Oh yeah, "Age is just a number." Hugh Hefner.
PS ANN COULTURE: Why so serious?
PS DAVID LYNCH: When I get off of the mainline BLUE LINE bus around 33rd in Everett, a miracle is going to happen all around the world; Walla Walla, Washington style, circa Fall City, King County.
Monday, May 25, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT COSTUMS
"Calling Dr Lebowski..." SON OF LEBOWSKI
The one where Brad Pitt plays a burned out ER doctor who just wants to forget about his crazy ex wife and sail around Puget Sound for a few years.
Figuratively speaking; since most of the time he is completely content with just being tied up to a dock for six months in Friday Harbor, or someplace like that.
I'm thinking costuming by RALPH LAUREN meets ORVIS meets BANANA REPUBLIC.
"Have you ever thought about changing your name simply to Lauren?" Yours truly talking to my ex wife Laurence Pierson in LAST TANGO IN PARIS: THE PREQUEL.
David Lynch writing and directing?
Naomi Watts as my former 1990s wife living in Washington County, Oregon?
Who still talks with a heavy Australian accent?
When she wants to...
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PS JEFF BEZOS: The dude knows lots of Puerto Rican girls who are just dying to meet you in CAPTAIN RON meets KILL CRUISE.
Whatever, Michael showed me yesterday that you are the new Vern Fonk of late night tv direct response overnight mail orders.
The one where Brad Pitt plays a burned out ER doctor who just wants to forget about his crazy ex wife and sail around Puget Sound for a few years.
Figuratively speaking; since most of the time he is completely content with just being tied up to a dock for six months in Friday Harbor, or someplace like that.
I'm thinking costuming by RALPH LAUREN meets ORVIS meets BANANA REPUBLIC.
"Have you ever thought about changing your name simply to Lauren?" Yours truly talking to my ex wife Laurence Pierson in LAST TANGO IN PARIS: THE PREQUEL.
David Lynch writing and directing?
Naomi Watts as my former 1990s wife living in Washington County, Oregon?
Who still talks with a heavy Australian accent?
When she wants to...
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PS JEFF BEZOS: The dude knows lots of Puerto Rican girls who are just dying to meet you in CAPTAIN RON meets KILL CRUISE.
Whatever, Michael showed me yesterday that you are the new Vern Fonk of late night tv direct response overnight mail orders.
THE REPLACEMENT ARTISTI
What are you waiting for Woody Allen?
You could hop on one of those converted tourist buses, complete with private office, private bathroom, private screening room, and private master bedroom; and ride out to the wide open state of South Dakota and start shooting your next film by this Thursday or Friday.
No hysterical maskings or antisocial distancing required by law, yada yada.
That should give you enough time to type out some kind of a NORTH BY NORTHWEST adaptation of THE SEVEN SEALS along the way.
Bare in mind, the image of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to be carved into white granite stone out there.
So you might want to get ahead of today's complacent 'avant garde' scene in the liberal Jewish media who mostly live in Brooklyn, NY.
Rhymes with Mel Brooks.
Remember, that movie you made out in Colorado was more hit than miss.
Talk about batting 350 in even a bad year.
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PS JEFF BEZOS: One man is going to prevail against 10,000 [beurocratic autocratic] maniacs in the latter days; according to the spoken word in 2BC: 172.
Rhymes with Democrat, if you get my drift.
You could hop on one of those converted tourist buses, complete with private office, private bathroom, private screening room, and private master bedroom; and ride out to the wide open state of South Dakota and start shooting your next film by this Thursday or Friday.
No hysterical maskings or antisocial distancing required by law, yada yada.
That should give you enough time to type out some kind of a NORTH BY NORTHWEST adaptation of THE SEVEN SEALS along the way.
Bare in mind, the image of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to be carved into white granite stone out there.
So you might want to get ahead of today's complacent 'avant garde' scene in the liberal Jewish media who mostly live in Brooklyn, NY.
Rhymes with Mel Brooks.
Remember, that movie you made out in Colorado was more hit than miss.
Talk about batting 350 in even a bad year.
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PS JEFF BEZOS: One man is going to prevail against 10,000 [beurocratic autocratic] maniacs in the latter days; according to the spoken word in 2BC: 172.
Rhymes with Democrat, if you get my drift.
THE REPLACENT YOUNGER FRANKENSTEINS
Talk about being better looking in your late 30s than in your early 80s.
"This guy means business." YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, the 1974 2:39 minutes movie trailer.
The one where suddenly everything becomes black and white in 2020.
"No offence..." Mel Brooks
Rhymes with offense.
"It's time for the Republicans to get off the fence and start playing offence." Rush Limbaugh, July 2, 1992.
OR
"I'm just not ready to look ugly yet." Princess Diana, Bonney Lake, Washington, 2018
OR
"Now they're hording out the hair die shelves." Said the WALMART manager in Lynnwood, Snohomish County, Washington. "
ADDING
"Now that there is no ending in sight..."
Think SHAMPOO meets HAIRSPRAY meets HEAVEN CAN WAIT.
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PS SIENNA MILLER: After I'm finished with those two dirty rotten scoundrals Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates, a nice second residence condo investment in Seattle might be a good place to settle down and start over again.
Spread the love around and all that, circa 1969.
"This guy means business." YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, the 1974 2:39 minutes movie trailer.
The one where suddenly everything becomes black and white in 2020.
"No offence..." Mel Brooks
Rhymes with offense.
"It's time for the Republicans to get off the fence and start playing offence." Rush Limbaugh, July 2, 1992.
OR
"I'm just not ready to look ugly yet." Princess Diana, Bonney Lake, Washington, 2018
OR
"Now they're hording out the hair die shelves." Said the WALMART manager in Lynnwood, Snohomish County, Washington. "
ADDING
"Now that there is no ending in sight..."
Think SHAMPOO meets HAIRSPRAY meets HEAVEN CAN WAIT.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS SIENNA MILLER: After I'm finished with those two dirty rotten scoundrals Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates, a nice second residence condo investment in Seattle might be a good place to settle down and start over again.
Spread the love around and all that, circa 1969.
Sunday, May 24, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT INSOMNIACS
YOU TUBES's clip of a 48ish Mel Brooks on Johnny Carson in 1975 featured everybody in gay ass beige plaid, including the The Doc himself.
Talk about feeling young and gay again after the born again re election resurrection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Especially after all of today's Jewish neocon pollsters on GRUDGE etc claimed that Joe Biden was gonna win it in a landslide.
"This is nothing but inside baseball [bubblegum] talk." George Will, 2016
OR
"The Jews are weaselers!" Adolf Hitler, 1935; as quoted by my stepfather Leslie Winn in 1969.
"Today's media is the enemy of [straight white Christian] America." Same thing, Granny Winn was a reformed German Luthern and all that.
Who eventually died with her gardening boots on in the twin towns of Springfield and Eugene, Oregon.
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WHISTLE BLOWERS NOTE: Larry Sinclair was the last whistle blower standing in America.
Not to mention Seth Rich as a second witness to the facts.
PS BARACK OBAMA: If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation.
Talk about feeling young and gay again after the born again re election resurrection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Especially after all of today's Jewish neocon pollsters on GRUDGE etc claimed that Joe Biden was gonna win it in a landslide.
"This is nothing but inside baseball [bubblegum] talk." George Will, 2016
OR
"The Jews are weaselers!" Adolf Hitler, 1935; as quoted by my stepfather Leslie Winn in 1969.
"Today's media is the enemy of [straight white Christian] America." Same thing, Granny Winn was a reformed German Luthern and all that.
Who eventually died with her gardening boots on in the twin towns of Springfield and Eugene, Oregon.
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WHISTLE BLOWERS NOTE: Larry Sinclair was the last whistle blower standing in America.
Not to mention Seth Rich as a second witness to the facts.
PS BARACK OBAMA: If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation.
THE REPLACEMENT WOODY ALLENS
That massive fire on Pier 45, next to the old O'Brien war ship, means that HIGH ANXIETY is a true 1970s meets 2020 prophecy.
Followed up by the YOU TUBE video clip of Mel Brooks yacking it up with Johnny Carson about not wanting to be fouled up at home for six months after getting elective ankle surgery.
[Still not allowed anywhere in California for at least the next six months.]
The one where he is doing publicity on late night NBC in 1975 for his prophetic physical transfiguration movie called YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN.
Meanwhile, the once pretty woman Julia Roberts is all in on forcing their younger boyfriends to stay at home, 24/7.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS PRINCESS MILEY CYRUS: I swear to God.
It took me almost an hour last night to find that certain girl with a new Bobbie [brunett bikini] cut who looks like you on porn hub.
Oh well, patience is a virtue, yada yada.
"This is the girl."
"Exellent choice."
MULHOLLAND DRIVER, 2021
Talk about happy endings.
Followed up by the YOU TUBE video clip of Mel Brooks yacking it up with Johnny Carson about not wanting to be fouled up at home for six months after getting elective ankle surgery.
[Still not allowed anywhere in California for at least the next six months.]
The one where he is doing publicity on late night NBC in 1975 for his prophetic physical transfiguration movie called YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN.
Meanwhile, the once pretty woman Julia Roberts is all in on forcing their younger boyfriends to stay at home, 24/7.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS PRINCESS MILEY CYRUS: I swear to God.
It took me almost an hour last night to find that certain girl with a new Bobbie [brunett bikini] cut who looks like you on porn hub.
Oh well, patience is a virtue, yada yada.
"This is the girl."
"Exellent choice."
MULHOLLAND DRIVER, 2021
Talk about happy endings.
Saturday, May 23, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT CRAZY BOB HAIRCUTS
That black guy who pounded the old country white man in Detroit was a trillion bucks in free publicity for my film adaptation of BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
Co-starring the orderly Jim Carrey and his sexy older sidekick nurse Carey Mulligan.
"Nobody wants to see a small movie in a small theater anymore." Bruce Troxell, speaking in January 2019 for 2020.
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COAST TO COAST LISTENER NOTES: There is no "restrictions may apply" clause to the US CONSTITUTION.
And none of that "Void where prohibited by law." crap.
You are either for it, or against it.
Co-starring the orderly Jim Carrey and his sexy older sidekick nurse Carey Mulligan.
"Nobody wants to see a small movie in a small theater anymore." Bruce Troxell, speaking in January 2019 for 2020.
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COAST TO COAST LISTENER NOTES: There is no "restrictions may apply" clause to the US CONSTITUTION.
And none of that "Void where prohibited by law." crap.
You are either for it, or against it.
THE REPLACEMENT 1990S EPISODES
The BIZZARO comic book episode of SEIGNFELD is where we are at right now; where the crazy good guy is Donald Trump, and the insane bad guy is Joe Biden.
See every free video clip of HIGH ANXIETY on YOU TUBE and get back to me next week.
Through in the movie trailer for WHAT ABOUT BOB and maybe you can get my drift in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
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See every free video clip of HIGH ANXIETY on YOU TUBE and get back to me next week.
Through in the movie trailer for WHAT ABOUT BOB and maybe you can get my drift in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
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THE REPLACEMENT INSTITUTIONS FOR THE POLITICALLY INSANE
That completely normal patient from lock up is having werewolf nightmares about Gov. Wolf for six months in HIGH ANXIETY. As contextualized by the prophetic 2020 winter time wall art in the background.
Correlating with the Gov. Winter time witch figure falling to her death in the film's homage to VERTIGO.
That opens the official movie trailer with a paranoid doctor getting completely freaked out by today's bird flu crap.
"I've got to get out of here... I'm trapped!"
Or.
"You live for bondage... descipline..." Says the Nurse Nancy style Nazi; whose network tv news noise was too much; looking like an age appropriate Connan O'Brien.
Or.
"Thank God it's all over."
Which all ends with Dr.Thorndyke delivering his grand speech below a towering wall of Italian style fascist dictator portraits of Dr. Fauci er all at some fancy TRUMP hotel in California.
Oh yeah, "Liberalism is a mental disorder." Dr. Savage, of Marin County.
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PS WOODY ALLEN: Have you ever thought about making a movie in the wide open wheat fields of South Dakota?
Lots of Chinese pheasant hunting lodges out there on private lands for rich weirdos and their pure bred German short hairs.
Prime season is late fall, early winter.
Just saying.
Never hurts that the state is about 70% Scandinavian.
Plus it is still completely legal to drive out there in the comfort of your own private 42' RV motor home for under $2 a gallon.
Just as long as you stay on the federal freeways; and don't get off on any of those dangerous state highway tourist traps in Illinois or Pennsylvania, yada yada.
GREG'S FRIED MEATLOAF: The special leftovers meatloaf at TRADER JOES is very tasty, but a bit too gassy, if you get my drift.
No problemo. Slice it up thin and deep fry it in a pan of hot grease; guaranteed to kill 90% of the bacteria.
Plus it adds a little more crispy texture and pan flavor; if you don't over do it and use enough of the garlic butter.
"A great tasting meatloaf is the poor man's filet mignon." THE GALOPING GOURMET, Camano Island, Washington, 1969.
Correlating with the Gov. Winter time witch figure falling to her death in the film's homage to VERTIGO.
That opens the official movie trailer with a paranoid doctor getting completely freaked out by today's bird flu crap.
"I've got to get out of here... I'm trapped!"
Or.
"You live for bondage... descipline..." Says the Nurse Nancy style Nazi; whose network tv news noise was too much; looking like an age appropriate Connan O'Brien.
Or.
"Thank God it's all over."
Which all ends with Dr.Thorndyke delivering his grand speech below a towering wall of Italian style fascist dictator portraits of Dr. Fauci er all at some fancy TRUMP hotel in California.
Oh yeah, "Liberalism is a mental disorder." Dr. Savage, of Marin County.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS WOODY ALLEN: Have you ever thought about making a movie in the wide open wheat fields of South Dakota?
Lots of Chinese pheasant hunting lodges out there on private lands for rich weirdos and their pure bred German short hairs.
Prime season is late fall, early winter.
Just saying.
Never hurts that the state is about 70% Scandinavian.
Plus it is still completely legal to drive out there in the comfort of your own private 42' RV motor home for under $2 a gallon.
Just as long as you stay on the federal freeways; and don't get off on any of those dangerous state highway tourist traps in Illinois or Pennsylvania, yada yada.
GREG'S FRIED MEATLOAF: The special leftovers meatloaf at TRADER JOES is very tasty, but a bit too gassy, if you get my drift.
No problemo. Slice it up thin and deep fry it in a pan of hot grease; guaranteed to kill 90% of the bacteria.
Plus it adds a little more crispy texture and pan flavor; if you don't over do it and use enough of the garlic butter.
"A great tasting meatloaf is the poor man's filet mignon." THE GALOPING GOURMET, Camano Island, Washington, 1969.
Friday, May 22, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT BROTHERS
Talk about old white men who can't jump no more.
I'd bet you my last drive-up .25 pounder from BURBER KING that the clean cut brother with a haircut at the violent climax to KING OF NEW YORK is one of the 25 percenters who will vote for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
The part where the pounding AINT THAT BLACK ENOUGH score pretty much drowns out the PC dialogue.
"If Donald Trump gets 25% of the black vote, Biden is cooked." paraphrasing Michael Medved at 770 KTTH
Think Cook County's born again BOEING headquarters meets King County's old BOEING plant locations in SHE'S HAVING A BABY and SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE.
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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Last night Michael showed me in a brief vision that it is high time to get back to the last ten episodes of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
Thank you for waiting so patiently.
It probably has something to do with Mr. Brennan being back in the newspaper headlines again next week.
Not to mention the after vision confirmation of me eating a meatloaf sandwich from TRADER JOES.
PS DAVID LYNCH: I do plan on taking that free bus pass BLUE LINE ride up to the mini Greek White House in TWIN PEAKS Everett on 33rd before the end of May happens.
Now if only I can figure out how to use my cell phone video movie camera.
PS JIM CARREY: It's against my Joe mormon religion to wear a 666 mask in public at TRADER JOES, etc.
"You can not see my [marred] face until you have repented of your sins." JC, 1999.
I'd bet you my last drive-up .25 pounder from BURBER KING that the clean cut brother with a haircut at the violent climax to KING OF NEW YORK is one of the 25 percenters who will vote for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
The part where the pounding AINT THAT BLACK ENOUGH score pretty much drowns out the PC dialogue.
"If Donald Trump gets 25% of the black vote, Biden is cooked." paraphrasing Michael Medved at 770 KTTH
Think Cook County's born again BOEING headquarters meets King County's old BOEING plant locations in SHE'S HAVING A BABY and SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Last night Michael showed me in a brief vision that it is high time to get back to the last ten episodes of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
Thank you for waiting so patiently.
It probably has something to do with Mr. Brennan being back in the newspaper headlines again next week.
Not to mention the after vision confirmation of me eating a meatloaf sandwich from TRADER JOES.
PS DAVID LYNCH: I do plan on taking that free bus pass BLUE LINE ride up to the mini Greek White House in TWIN PEAKS Everett on 33rd before the end of May happens.
Now if only I can figure out how to use my cell phone video movie camera.
PS JIM CARREY: It's against my Joe mormon religion to wear a 666 mask in public at TRADER JOES, etc.
"You can not see my [marred] face until you have repented of your sins." JC, 1999.
THE REPLACEMENT PLATFORMS
Back in the 80s, the term "platform release" meant a gradual and limited rollout of a small movie.
Nowadays in the era of instant gradifications, it stands for an immediate release "on all platforms".
In confirmation of the reverse 1980s FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD prophecy.
So much for the stupid idea of gradually re-opening up some kind of a government run economy.
For example, Mel Gibson's bloody and violent movie trailer for FORCES OF NATURE just came out on all platforms; that coincided with a major publicity [REVELATION 13:1] 6.1 earthquake down in Mexico.
Not to mention the sudden advertising blitz for the amazing new DIABLO 12 purse pistol.
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NEW READER NOTES: The 12 gauge is a .70 caliber shell.
Talk about a pistol that kicks like a mule.
Personally, I would only load my DIABLO-12 with [slow burn] black powder reloads.
Sometimes a softer kick-back is what you want; when you are trying to keep a handle [grip] on the situation.
Nowadays in the era of instant gradifications, it stands for an immediate release "on all platforms".
In confirmation of the reverse 1980s FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD prophecy.
So much for the stupid idea of gradually re-opening up some kind of a government run economy.
For example, Mel Gibson's bloody and violent movie trailer for FORCES OF NATURE just came out on all platforms; that coincided with a major publicity [REVELATION 13:1] 6.1 earthquake down in Mexico.
Not to mention the sudden advertising blitz for the amazing new DIABLO 12 purse pistol.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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NEW READER NOTES: The 12 gauge is a .70 caliber shell.
Talk about a pistol that kicks like a mule.
Personally, I would only load my DIABLO-12 with [slow burn] black powder reloads.
Sometimes a softer kick-back is what you want; when you are trying to keep a handle [grip] on the situation.
Thursday, May 21, 2020
THE GREATFUL DEAD REPLACEMENT COVER BANDS
"If you believe in God, you believe in death." Alice Cooper, WAYNES WORLD
Not!!
For example, Mel Broke's Jewish lawyer doctor in HIGH ANXIETY rips the mask of off the face of the freaked out crazy patient in San Francisco.
Threatening him to tell us the truth or else, what?
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PS WND: The same evil spirit that is debunking the chlorine pool baptism pills is the same one behind those who tried to debunk the cold hard reality of Barack Obama's fake birth certificate.
"The [elderly] leaders of my own church have become cowards." Jesus Christ.
Not!!
For example, Mel Broke's Jewish lawyer doctor in HIGH ANXIETY rips the mask of off the face of the freaked out crazy patient in San Francisco.
Threatening him to tell us the truth or else, what?
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS WND: The same evil spirit that is debunking the chlorine pool baptism pills is the same one behind those who tried to debunk the cold hard reality of Barack Obama's fake birth certificate.
"The [elderly] leaders of my own church have become cowards." Jesus Christ.
THE REPLACEMENT SOUP NAZIS
The soup line in the soup Nazi episode of SEIGNFELD was an insane prophecy about the unemployed Hollywood actors in the spring time for Hitler and Germany in 2020.
Think DEATH TRAP meets MURDER SHE WROTE.
As confirmed by the ghostly sparse shelves in the PROGRESSO soup sections at FREDDYS and QFC in Lynnwood, Washington, etc. etc.
While these two stores are pretty stocked up on everything else. Except for toilet paper of course. The exception proving the rule of lawlessness.
See Art Moore's piece about today's crazy quack doctors at www.wnd.com.
"Either I've gone nuts or they have, but we can't both be sane." Dr. Smith
Also see the Nazi doctor themes in the 1977 movie trailer for HIGH ANXIETY.
Especially the part about the no friut dish appetizer for those who arrive late to the party.
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GREG'S CHICHEN SOUP: Two boxes of TRADER JOES chicken stock; two drained cans of their white beans; too much olive oil; not enough garlic powder; Italian seasonings and sea salt to taste; whole wheat bread slices for the dippings.
Goes well with stone cold sober afternoon sex.
Think DEATH TRAP meets MURDER SHE WROTE.
As confirmed by the ghostly sparse shelves in the PROGRESSO soup sections at FREDDYS and QFC in Lynnwood, Washington, etc. etc.
While these two stores are pretty stocked up on everything else. Except for toilet paper of course. The exception proving the rule of lawlessness.
See Art Moore's piece about today's crazy quack doctors at www.wnd.com.
"Either I've gone nuts or they have, but we can't both be sane." Dr. Smith
Also see the Nazi doctor themes in the 1977 movie trailer for HIGH ANXIETY.
Especially the part about the no friut dish appetizer for those who arrive late to the party.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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GREG'S CHICHEN SOUP: Two boxes of TRADER JOES chicken stock; two drained cans of their white beans; too much olive oil; not enough garlic powder; Italian seasonings and sea salt to taste; whole wheat bread slices for the dippings.
Goes well with stone cold sober afternoon sex.
Wednesday, May 20, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT JEFFERSONS
"Some pills make you taller... and some pills make you small. But the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all." JEFFERSON AIRPLANE
Whereas, we learned that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was dropping chlorine pills at the same time that my Greek columns pool scene in MANAGEMENT was rolling out.
Oh yeah, "There is no such thing as a bad coincidence." LOST HIGHWAY, the pool water reflections scene.
The one where the blond lady sticks a pearl .45 down my pants.
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PS CAPTAIN GARRISON: Why pay 4k for an American made 1911; then have to waite 6 months for delivery? When you can get a DIABLO 12 "Mexican" for just $500 and change?
Fuck me Jesu Cristo.
At that price I'd get two of em.
If you can't take care of your assailant with 40 .22 shorts within two seconds, you shouldn't even be carrying a gun.
"The best way to stop a charging bear is with a 12 gauge to the nose... Blasting chunks of his [thick headed] skull off with a 44 or a 357 won't stop him in time." Leslie Winn, 1968.
PS SIENNA MILLER: I'll probably ask the older Jerry Seinfeld to warm up the audience and get them in the mood before curtain time at my back to back productions of THE FULL MONTY meets THE PRODUCERS in funky town.
Encouraging all of the older gray ladies to get loose and participate in the action with lots of rude cat calls, loud whistles and whoops, etc.
The dude does owe me a favor or two, if you get my drift.
Whatever, back in the days, old Hwy.99 used to be the hub for male stripper club rip offs of CHIPPENDALES; after the lesbian politicians had outlawed them within the Seattle City limits; anything south of 145th, etc.
PS RICK STEVES: According to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy, the no.19 virus is the symptom, but not the disease.
Whereas, we learned that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was dropping chlorine pills at the same time that my Greek columns pool scene in MANAGEMENT was rolling out.
Oh yeah, "There is no such thing as a bad coincidence." LOST HIGHWAY, the pool water reflections scene.
The one where the blond lady sticks a pearl .45 down my pants.
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PS CAPTAIN GARRISON: Why pay 4k for an American made 1911; then have to waite 6 months for delivery? When you can get a DIABLO 12 "Mexican" for just $500 and change?
Fuck me Jesu Cristo.
At that price I'd get two of em.
If you can't take care of your assailant with 40 .22 shorts within two seconds, you shouldn't even be carrying a gun.
"The best way to stop a charging bear is with a 12 gauge to the nose... Blasting chunks of his [thick headed] skull off with a 44 or a 357 won't stop him in time." Leslie Winn, 1968.
PS SIENNA MILLER: I'll probably ask the older Jerry Seinfeld to warm up the audience and get them in the mood before curtain time at my back to back productions of THE FULL MONTY meets THE PRODUCERS in funky town.
Encouraging all of the older gray ladies to get loose and participate in the action with lots of rude cat calls, loud whistles and whoops, etc.
The dude does owe me a favor or two, if you get my drift.
Whatever, back in the days, old Hwy.99 used to be the hub for male stripper club rip offs of CHIPPENDALES; after the lesbian politicians had outlawed them within the Seattle City limits; anything south of 145th, etc.
PS RICK STEVES: According to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy, the no.19 virus is the symptom, but not the disease.
THE REPLACEMENT COCONUT SHELLS
Lets face it, without the masks.
All of this masking and unmasking is about Barack Obama's fake birth certificate mask getting unmasked.
Especially the part where all of those 'Sheriff Joes' across America are refusing to comply with the last days 666 status quo in REVELATION 11-13.
"This is spiritual warfare." Said the Hispanic red horse police chief in Huston, Texas.
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BUGGER NOTES: There were far more bed bugs in the Obama era than in the Nixon era.
Even back when FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE was all the rage.
PS NEVE CAMPBELL: I chose THE FULL MONTY for Edmonds' grand reopening of the closed down and unemployed DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS company because of it's [Scotish] economic recession recovery themes.
He who pays the fiddler calls the tune.
Let the auditions begin.
All of this masking and unmasking is about Barack Obama's fake birth certificate mask getting unmasked.
Especially the part where all of those 'Sheriff Joes' across America are refusing to comply with the last days 666 status quo in REVELATION 11-13.
"This is spiritual warfare." Said the Hispanic red horse police chief in Huston, Texas.
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BUGGER NOTES: There were far more bed bugs in the Obama era than in the Nixon era.
Even back when FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE was all the rage.
PS NEVE CAMPBELL: I chose THE FULL MONTY for Edmonds' grand reopening of the closed down and unemployed DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS company because of it's [Scotish] economic recession recovery themes.
He who pays the fiddler calls the tune.
Let the auditions begin.
Tuesday, May 19, 2020
THE REPLACERS
The extremist floods in Michingan represent the flood that had threatened the catholic mormon church lady in REVELATION 12.
But then those two guys on the radio flushed all of that dirty shit down the toilet.
And then all of the Jews and all of the queers at DRUDGE er all went to war against her.
Talk about, "My boyfriend's back, and he's gonna save my reputation... Cause he's kinda big, and he's awful [mighty and] strong..."
"So look out now, cause he's coming after you."
In other words, "My boyfriend is going to pound you!" AMERICAN GRAFFITI.
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PS PAUL NESTOR: I could consider you as both director and camera man on some PG rated indie series project; but only if you agree to get paid after post for the most part.
And then we'll go from there on your next production.
But then those two guys on the radio flushed all of that dirty shit down the toilet.
And then all of the Jews and all of the queers at DRUDGE er all went to war against her.
Talk about, "My boyfriend's back, and he's gonna save my reputation... Cause he's kinda big, and he's awful [mighty and] strong..."
"So look out now, cause he's coming after you."
In other words, "My boyfriend is going to pound you!" AMERICAN GRAFFITI.
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PS PAUL NESTOR: I could consider you as both director and camera man on some PG rated indie series project; but only if you agree to get paid after post for the most part.
And then we'll go from there on your next production.
THE REPLACEMENT SHOTS
"One shot charlie" was a term they used back in the day when the major movie stars were calling all the shots.
Many of whom couldn't bother to stand around and wait while the director and his DP argued if the first take was good enough.
Ergo, today's hysteria by the left-wing shut-downers about a second, or even a third, reenactment of the Chinatown syndrome required by another shut down on set.
Talk about Hollywood beating a dead horse with their never-ending sequels to anything that worked for them in the first one.
"The Jews are always unified, while the white folks are never united!" Adolf Hitler, 1935.
Talk about the collective good for the masses in "It's spring time for Hitler and Germany."
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Many of whom couldn't bother to stand around and wait while the director and his DP argued if the first take was good enough.
Ergo, today's hysteria by the left-wing shut-downers about a second, or even a third, reenactment of the Chinatown syndrome required by another shut down on set.
Talk about Hollywood beating a dead horse with their never-ending sequels to anything that worked for them in the first one.
"The Jews are always unified, while the white folks are never united!" Adolf Hitler, 1935.
Talk about the collective good for the masses in "It's spring time for Hitler and Germany."
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Monday, May 18, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT JUDGEMENTS
The Baker County, Oregon ruling against Mrs Brown happened on the 40th anniversary of the Mt St Helens eruption because it was the first time that I had fucked my French wife since she left me in 79.
Talk about EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES in Sisters, Oregon along Rt.1290.
Meanwhile back at the spendy dude ranch in 2020, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP announced that he is taking a certain unmentional white pill in confirmation of Aaron Elkhart getting baptised in a fancy hotel's chlorinated swimming pool for his sins.
Rhymes with CNN.
Whatever, at 10:20 pm on Monday, the sexy voice of an Asian lady whispered in my ear, "Enjoy tomorrow."
"Once you've had Asian, you never got back." CHARLIES ANGELES.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Try the smoked salmon cheese dip with the veggie flax seed corn chips at TRADER JOES.
The former being a bit too fishy, and the latter being a bit too bland. But together they seem to even each other out, and are surprisingly compatible.
PS MR MAYOR: I already had decided to buy out that little family bakery across the street from the Edmonds Theater and turn it into a whole wheat mill house before the Chinatown bug closed down funky town.
Where the customers could stand there and watch the hard red winter wheat from Montana getting ground up fresh daily; starting in 2021.
Meanwhile under new ownership, the RED TWIG will be serving up real Greek coffee; and not that weak ass watery stomach bile spew they call coffee.
PS KATE HOLMES: We may need to get THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater company made whole again financially with an extended live production run of THE FULL MONTY.
Double the ticket prices, double the run, double the fun.
Talk about EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES in Sisters, Oregon along Rt.1290.
Meanwhile back at the spendy dude ranch in 2020, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP announced that he is taking a certain unmentional white pill in confirmation of Aaron Elkhart getting baptised in a fancy hotel's chlorinated swimming pool for his sins.
Rhymes with CNN.
Whatever, at 10:20 pm on Monday, the sexy voice of an Asian lady whispered in my ear, "Enjoy tomorrow."
"Once you've had Asian, you never got back." CHARLIES ANGELES.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Try the smoked salmon cheese dip with the veggie flax seed corn chips at TRADER JOES.
The former being a bit too fishy, and the latter being a bit too bland. But together they seem to even each other out, and are surprisingly compatible.
PS MR MAYOR: I already had decided to buy out that little family bakery across the street from the Edmonds Theater and turn it into a whole wheat mill house before the Chinatown bug closed down funky town.
Where the customers could stand there and watch the hard red winter wheat from Montana getting ground up fresh daily; starting in 2021.
Meanwhile under new ownership, the RED TWIG will be serving up real Greek coffee; and not that weak ass watery stomach bile spew they call coffee.
PS KATE HOLMES: We may need to get THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater company made whole again financially with an extended live production run of THE FULL MONTY.
Double the ticket prices, double the run, double the fun.
THE REPLACEMENTS AGS
Living back in Utah again in the 80s, I was shocked to learn that the public schools in the state were closed down for a whole week during deer hunting season.
Whereas, the State of Utah has the highest number of guns per household in the USA.
Back then it was about 8 per family.
I'm guessing that number has gone up significantly by today.
After having some mysterious half breed negro in the templer house with a fake birth certificate for 8 long years.
And everybody in the wannabe christian mormon church was all in on it.
Think CARNIVAL OF SOULS meets EARASERHEAD.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: God is going to give both you and I a second shot at it on Carey Mulligan's upcoming May 28th birthday.
Not to mention those two duffers Brad Pitt and George Clooney in IN LIKE FLYNT: 2
"Praise Jesus and pass the putter." SIDEWAYS, the 2004 movie trailer.
Hello Yellowstone, Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming.
Especially the one where yours truly gives the bartender a large cash tip, in order to help him recover and stay open from the crazy 2020 shut down in the MONTANA trailer.
Don't laugh. Brad Pitt er all are pretty used to the studio spending around 50 big ones on background sets and local village street scenes.
PS CHAD AND ANDY: If the BNB business is still not cutting it for you two guys by this summer, I'll have a couple of my sexy 27ish cowgirls take care of it.
For example, your traditional $100,000,000 Hollywood movie production deal known as "pay or play" means that we rent your entire place out; even if we never show up to use it.
Talk about pocket change in the scheme of things in 2021.
PS NYLE SMITH: You became so fascinated with getting your Jewish law degree at LEWIS AND CLARK in Portland, Oregon because you had such a hard on for authoritarianism.
"Judge not, that ye not be judged." Jesus.
Whereas, the State of Utah has the highest number of guns per household in the USA.
Back then it was about 8 per family.
I'm guessing that number has gone up significantly by today.
After having some mysterious half breed negro in the templer house with a fake birth certificate for 8 long years.
And everybody in the wannabe christian mormon church was all in on it.
Think CARNIVAL OF SOULS meets EARASERHEAD.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: God is going to give both you and I a second shot at it on Carey Mulligan's upcoming May 28th birthday.
Not to mention those two duffers Brad Pitt and George Clooney in IN LIKE FLYNT: 2
"Praise Jesus and pass the putter." SIDEWAYS, the 2004 movie trailer.
Hello Yellowstone, Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming.
Especially the one where yours truly gives the bartender a large cash tip, in order to help him recover and stay open from the crazy 2020 shut down in the MONTANA trailer.
Don't laugh. Brad Pitt er all are pretty used to the studio spending around 50 big ones on background sets and local village street scenes.
PS CHAD AND ANDY: If the BNB business is still not cutting it for you two guys by this summer, I'll have a couple of my sexy 27ish cowgirls take care of it.
For example, your traditional $100,000,000 Hollywood movie production deal known as "pay or play" means that we rent your entire place out; even if we never show up to use it.
Talk about pocket change in the scheme of things in 2021.
PS NYLE SMITH: You became so fascinated with getting your Jewish law degree at LEWIS AND CLARK in Portland, Oregon because you had such a hard on for authoritarianism.
"Judge not, that ye not be judged." Jesus.
Sunday, May 17, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT 49ERS
Last night it was confirmed to me again in another dream that we are in the midst of the last two months of a historic football season.
Where every [negro league] football team across America thinks that they are the best college team in the history of amateur sports.
Not to mention the NFL or the [tall] Jewish owned and operated NBA.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!.. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!" Jack Nicholas shouting at every 1990s LA LAKERS game; when they were almost losing another close one at STAPLES.
Meanwhile, Spike Lee was trying to play like Jack at every NICKS game at the GARDEN in Manhattan.
But it never seemed to work out for him that well.
Too short by half I guess.
Size matters.
Casting is everything.
"The size of his wallet is the only thing that I care about." KEY LARGO.
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Where every [negro league] football team across America thinks that they are the best college team in the history of amateur sports.
Not to mention the NFL or the [tall] Jewish owned and operated NBA.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!.. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!" Jack Nicholas shouting at every 1990s LA LAKERS game; when they were almost losing another close one at STAPLES.
Meanwhile, Spike Lee was trying to play like Jack at every NICKS game at the GARDEN in Manhattan.
But it never seemed to work out for him that well.
Too short by half I guess.
Size matters.
Casting is everything.
"The size of his wallet is the only thing that I care about." KEY LARGO.
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THE REPLACEMENT LADIES IN WAITING
Nowadays, a girl does not have to be a virgin anymore to get worried about the ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.
Thanks to the blues states who have locked them down and out in 2020.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist these days to know when you are getting screwed by the Jews.
Many of whom are either lawyers or doctors; sometimes both.
Per that Oregon State made movie trailer for EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES, yada yada.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Andy Warhol's DRACULA was about the ten Catholic virgins in their bisexual Bible.
His two-for-one take on FRANKENSTEIN was about the ten mormon virgins in the stone castle temple of the ten lost tribes of Eastern Europe.
Whatever, the reason why I was never excommunicated back in the 1990s purge is because my retired US AIRFORCE Stake President happened to agree with me about 98.9% of the time.
Thanks to the blues states who have locked them down and out in 2020.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist these days to know when you are getting screwed by the Jews.
Many of whom are either lawyers or doctors; sometimes both.
Per that Oregon State made movie trailer for EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES, yada yada.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Andy Warhol's DRACULA was about the ten Catholic virgins in their bisexual Bible.
His two-for-one take on FRANKENSTEIN was about the ten mormon virgins in the stone castle temple of the ten lost tribes of Eastern Europe.
Whatever, the reason why I was never excommunicated back in the 1990s purge is because my retired US AIRFORCE Stake President happened to agree with me about 98.9% of the time.
THE REPLACEMENT FLU FIGHTERS
The earth started rumbling underneath the Christ Mountain Range out west when I was writing THE REPLACEMENT RUMBLINGS.
Talk about getting a phone call from the midnight cowboy.
Located between Manhattan, Nevada and that California State Park ghost town attraction near Hunt/oon Creek. [Read 'hunt on']
See that other Big Lebowski movie trailer made by those two other brothers from the twin cities; the one about a bounty hunter who crosses the gentile Indian territory border line in more ways than one.
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PS MITT ROMNEY: Get real, the new sheriff in town with a .45 should get rid of every IG from the former abomination of desolation administration in MARK 13:14; not just the 4 of them.
You don't own that fancy pants ski lodge resort and golf course hotel up in Deer Valley, Utah for nutton.
"Own it girl!" PRETTY WOMAN, 1990
PS GWYNETH PALTROW: How much do you want for your virgin daughter?
Cash money up front, on the barrel, pay or play.
Mind you, I'm not asking you for this myself.
However, I would like to set up a date with her and my son; who now lives in the same area where they shot those Chinese restaurant motel scenes for MANAGEMENT.
PS MISS GOMEZ: I'd love to hook you up too with my first born son who has a good management level situation at amazon.com.
He is rather tall, dark and handsome, and well bred to boot.
Plus he speaks French, the romance language of love.
Talk about getting a phone call from the midnight cowboy.
Located between Manhattan, Nevada and that California State Park ghost town attraction near Hunt/oon Creek. [Read 'hunt on']
See that other Big Lebowski movie trailer made by those two other brothers from the twin cities; the one about a bounty hunter who crosses the gentile Indian territory border line in more ways than one.
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PS MITT ROMNEY: Get real, the new sheriff in town with a .45 should get rid of every IG from the former abomination of desolation administration in MARK 13:14; not just the 4 of them.
You don't own that fancy pants ski lodge resort and golf course hotel up in Deer Valley, Utah for nutton.
"Own it girl!" PRETTY WOMAN, 1990
PS GWYNETH PALTROW: How much do you want for your virgin daughter?
Cash money up front, on the barrel, pay or play.
Mind you, I'm not asking you for this myself.
However, I would like to set up a date with her and my son; who now lives in the same area where they shot those Chinese restaurant motel scenes for MANAGEMENT.
PS MISS GOMEZ: I'd love to hook you up too with my first born son who has a good management level situation at amazon.com.
He is rather tall, dark and handsome, and well bred to boot.
Plus he speaks French, the romance language of love.
Saturday, May 16, 2020
THE REPLACERS
"The only thing separating you and me is in your head." LOVE HAPPENS, Seattle, Washington, 2009
The inevitable follow up rip off to SLEEPLESS IN SEATLLE meets LAGGIES meets SON OF LEBOWSKI.
$$$$$$$
Fred Willard was the 1990s comedy actor who coined the satirical [never Relfer] punch line, "Keeping it classy."
Now dead at 86, and loving it.
Whereas after the prophetic 42 months of bloody cunt cycles in REVELATION 11-13; we now know that what he meant to say was, "Keeping it classified."
How now brown cow?
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PS HOWARD STERN: Scientific research has shown that people who desparately need other people's approval need to be the only focus of their constant criticism.
And we all know how that turned out...
"I need, I need!.." WHAT ABOUT BOB
After the typical Democrat Party Jewish shrink egotist demands that Bill Murray keeps a safe distance from him and his family.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The bloody sacrificial templre laws of Egypt will return in the last days of Larry David er all.
When the mother fuckering Jews in Manhattan finally learn how to get over it and obey the commandments of God's chosen second comming relection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
"Hope I didn't leave anything out." Woody Allen in MANHATTAN.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: One of the more ominous signs of the times this summer will happen when the little people can start to go hiking again for free in 2020 on Mt Pillchuck, etc.
Without having to stop and get some tempory two day permission slip to go fly fishing in the nude, and fuck your two girlfriends too; unless you are wearing a government approved rubber from the Federals.
Hello 1969.
PS DANIEL WHITE: Be patient for now.
Whereas most young character acters with a bad boy attitude at your age have to get by on only about 7k a week for at least 3 1/2 years.
Before they get their big break and start getting 1 biggie per gig.
And then they can afford to get their own high rise time-share condo TRUMP TOWER shag pad like in WAYNES WORLD: 2, Chicago, Illinois.
The inevitable follow up rip off to SLEEPLESS IN SEATLLE meets LAGGIES meets SON OF LEBOWSKI.
$$$$$$$
Fred Willard was the 1990s comedy actor who coined the satirical [never Relfer] punch line, "Keeping it classy."
Now dead at 86, and loving it.
Whereas after the prophetic 42 months of bloody cunt cycles in REVELATION 11-13; we now know that what he meant to say was, "Keeping it classified."
How now brown cow?
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PS HOWARD STERN: Scientific research has shown that people who desparately need other people's approval need to be the only focus of their constant criticism.
And we all know how that turned out...
"I need, I need!.." WHAT ABOUT BOB
After the typical Democrat Party Jewish shrink egotist demands that Bill Murray keeps a safe distance from him and his family.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The bloody sacrificial templre laws of Egypt will return in the last days of Larry David er all.
When the mother fuckering Jews in Manhattan finally learn how to get over it and obey the commandments of God's chosen second comming relection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
"Hope I didn't leave anything out." Woody Allen in MANHATTAN.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: One of the more ominous signs of the times this summer will happen when the little people can start to go hiking again for free in 2020 on Mt Pillchuck, etc.
Without having to stop and get some tempory two day permission slip to go fly fishing in the nude, and fuck your two girlfriends too; unless you are wearing a government approved rubber from the Federals.
Hello 1969.
PS DANIEL WHITE: Be patient for now.
Whereas most young character acters with a bad boy attitude at your age have to get by on only about 7k a week for at least 3 1/2 years.
Before they get their big break and start getting 1 biggie per gig.
And then they can afford to get their own high rise time-share condo TRUMP TOWER shag pad like in WAYNES WORLD: 2, Chicago, Illinois.
THE REPLACEMENT CHINESE TAKEOUT ORDERS
Talk about better dead than red.
When the sweet and sour shit hits the Chinese fan menue in REVELATION 10.
Oh yeah, I always order a side of their poo poo apitizers, like my antihero does in KING OF COMEDY.
Talk about wetting your appetite at the wet Pike Place street market in Seattle.
And I don't care who knows it.
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PS SEATTLE: Don't waste your time worrying about all of those white christian gun nuts up in Snohomish County.
You already have enough trouble on your hands in dealing with all of your white German Lutheran Reformation church neighbors living on the north side of 65th; not to mention West Seattle.
PS ALEC BALDWIN: Blood is thicker than water.
Have a nice weekend.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
When the sweet and sour shit hits the Chinese fan menue in REVELATION 10.
Oh yeah, I always order a side of their poo poo apitizers, like my antihero does in KING OF COMEDY.
Talk about wetting your appetite at the wet Pike Place street market in Seattle.
And I don't care who knows it.
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PS SEATTLE: Don't waste your time worrying about all of those white christian gun nuts up in Snohomish County.
You already have enough trouble on your hands in dealing with all of your white German Lutheran Reformation church neighbors living on the north side of 65th; not to mention West Seattle.
PS ALEC BALDWIN: Blood is thicker than water.
Have a nice weekend.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Friday, May 15, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT DO-GOODERS
Israel was ordered to invade the promised land because the heathens who lived there were blood sacrificing underaged virgins and their new born babies.
Just for starters.
Think about the entire state of Washington setting siege upon the lone degenerate half of King County for 3 1/2 days.
Then the white horse in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY comes to their rescue like in that Canadian Mounty comedy prophecy movie trailer for DUDLEY DO-RIGHT.
Remember, this was back in the day when Brendan Fraser was putting the moves on Elizabeth Hurly in BEDAZZLED, etc.
"Do you do this alot?.. Does it ever work?" Jennifer Aniston in the prophetic social distancing politics of 2020 in MANAGEMET.
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KNOW NOTHING NOTES: Social distancing is for the smart people who live their lives inside of a no information bubble.
POLITICO NOTES: All things considered, has the Democrat Party ever come up with a bigger dud than Joe Biden?
Just for starters.
Think about the entire state of Washington setting siege upon the lone degenerate half of King County for 3 1/2 days.
Then the white horse in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY comes to their rescue like in that Canadian Mounty comedy prophecy movie trailer for DUDLEY DO-RIGHT.
Remember, this was back in the day when Brendan Fraser was putting the moves on Elizabeth Hurly in BEDAZZLED, etc.
"Do you do this alot?.. Does it ever work?" Jennifer Aniston in the prophetic social distancing politics of 2020 in MANAGEMET.
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KNOW NOTHING NOTES: Social distancing is for the smart people who live their lives inside of a no information bubble.
POLITICO NOTES: All things considered, has the Democrat Party ever come up with a bigger dud than Joe Biden?
THE REPLACEMENT RUMBLINGS
Trying to get to sleep at 12:56 am this morning, Michael said, "Get ready to rumble!"
I can believe it.
After taking a long bus ride yesterday around Lynnwood, Washington and seeing all of the closed businesses.
Also noticing the dark rain clouds that were coming in fast and low from due south, via Olympia.
"Praise God and pass the ammo." Bruce Willis, 1996.
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PS MR SENATOR: Never forget that the civil war between the States started in your state.
PS PATTY MURRY: They once called you the mother wearing running shoes for a reason.
PS JIM CARREY: What is so God awfull and inhumane about millions of innocent people dying in their mid 80s to early 90s?
If you're going to blame anybody, blame God himself in that 1977 John Denver trailer for OH GOD.
The one where the 90ish Jewish God named George Burns is actually wearing a red state Scotish plaid shirt.
So stop complaining and get back to work.
Life was never meant to be a bowl of cherries.
No pain no gain.
Have a nice weekend.
"How should I know if there is a God!.. I don't even know how a toaster works!" Says the old Jew in RADIO DAYS.
I can believe it.
After taking a long bus ride yesterday around Lynnwood, Washington and seeing all of the closed businesses.
Also noticing the dark rain clouds that were coming in fast and low from due south, via Olympia.
"Praise God and pass the ammo." Bruce Willis, 1996.
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PS MR SENATOR: Never forget that the civil war between the States started in your state.
PS PATTY MURRY: They once called you the mother wearing running shoes for a reason.
PS JIM CARREY: What is so God awfull and inhumane about millions of innocent people dying in their mid 80s to early 90s?
If you're going to blame anybody, blame God himself in that 1977 John Denver trailer for OH GOD.
The one where the 90ish Jewish God named George Burns is actually wearing a red state Scotish plaid shirt.
So stop complaining and get back to work.
Life was never meant to be a bowl of cherries.
No pain no gain.
Have a nice weekend.
"How should I know if there is a God!.. I don't even know how a toaster works!" Says the old Jew in RADIO DAYS.
Thursday, May 14, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT RACE CAR RACISTS
If today's 666 government people think that they can shut down the INDY 500 in 2020; well good luck with that political campaign ad slogan tag line.
Talk about three trillion in free money publicity for you next little indie film.
"I don't have enough time to view every 500 little video movies made on someone's iPHONE." Bruce Troxell, 2020.
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PS JIM CAREY: More American, less Canadian.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Car/rey Mulligan's upcoming familiar May 28 birth date is a Divine 70 weeks confirmation from God about the time when America gets to have it's do-over shot in CADDYSHACK meets the 1996 made movie trailer for PRIVATE PARTS, starring Howard Stern; a.k.a. THE KING OF ALL MEDIA.
"The dirty Jews will half to answer for their [secret] sins!" Adolf Hitler, 1933; as quoted by my step father with a double masters in Russian and German in 1970.
He was probably exagerating things, of course, of course.
PS MR MACGOVERNOR: Whatever happened to the 1960s labor party people in free love Seattle who once were today's small business people?
Never hurts to ask I guess.
PS JEFF BEZOS: Just when I was starting to believe that you were a worthless and hopeless piece of shit, you came out against the insanity of socialist distancing in your Seattle, Rent/on warehouses.
Guess you can take the girl out of the [Texas] county, but you can't take the county out of the girl.
Talk about three trillion in free money publicity for you next little indie film.
"I don't have enough time to view every 500 little video movies made on someone's iPHONE." Bruce Troxell, 2020.
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PS JIM CAREY: More American, less Canadian.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Car/rey Mulligan's upcoming familiar May 28 birth date is a Divine 70 weeks confirmation from God about the time when America gets to have it's do-over shot in CADDYSHACK meets the 1996 made movie trailer for PRIVATE PARTS, starring Howard Stern; a.k.a. THE KING OF ALL MEDIA.
"The dirty Jews will half to answer for their [secret] sins!" Adolf Hitler, 1933; as quoted by my step father with a double masters in Russian and German in 1970.
He was probably exagerating things, of course, of course.
PS MR MACGOVERNOR: Whatever happened to the 1960s labor party people in free love Seattle who once were today's small business people?
Never hurts to ask I guess.
PS JEFF BEZOS: Just when I was starting to believe that you were a worthless and hopeless piece of shit, you came out against the insanity of socialist distancing in your Seattle, Rent/on warehouses.
Guess you can take the girl out of the [Texas] county, but you can't take the county out of the girl.
THE REPLACEMENT SEASONINGS
The 2008 movie trailer for MANAGEMENT shows us how that whole 'social distancing' thing is not going to turn out how the government media complex expected.
"Jennifer Aniston really does have a nice ass." Howard Stern, after seeing her walk by on an airplane in first class.
Fast forward to 2020, when the ladies with a bug up their ass are still demanding that you stay 6.66' away from them.
Co-starring that crazy guy in the private CIA airplane who likes to party like its 1996 in WAG THE DOG.
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PS MEGAN FOX: Heard any good word from the man upstairs lately?
A.k.a. the midnight cowboy; as in "Telephone call from Jesus."
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The familiar scriptural phrase in DANIEL 9:27 that says, "the sacrifice and the oblation to cease" means that the rule of law will end.
When another third of the [lawless] judges, governors, politicians, and government officials in America would suddenly go rogue.
Not to mention the DRUDGE REPORT.
"Jennifer Aniston really does have a nice ass." Howard Stern, after seeing her walk by on an airplane in first class.
Fast forward to 2020, when the ladies with a bug up their ass are still demanding that you stay 6.66' away from them.
Co-starring that crazy guy in the private CIA airplane who likes to party like its 1996 in WAG THE DOG.
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PS MEGAN FOX: Heard any good word from the man upstairs lately?
A.k.a. the midnight cowboy; as in "Telephone call from Jesus."
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The familiar scriptural phrase in DANIEL 9:27 that says, "the sacrifice and the oblation to cease" means that the rule of law will end.
When another third of the [lawless] judges, governors, politicians, and government officials in America would suddenly go rogue.
Not to mention the DRUDGE REPORT.
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT SOPHISTICATES
"He exaggerated everything out of proportion."
Woody Allen on Governor Cuomo in the look alike Corona-19 fireworks opening to MANHATTAN.
Talk about the unmasking confirmation of a desolated America "in the midst of the week" in the last week of DANIEL 9
The one where I AM is role playing g-d in Ezekiel 37; so I get to fuck the bored stay at home 17 year-old high school girl from Sun Valley, Idaho.
And the film's early 1980s era junior college math teacher kinda looks like my half Jewish uncle Jim did back in the day in Kirland, Washington.
Next thing you know; it is going to be revealed in various secret unmasked bugging transcripts why Dr Evil is still not allowing us to even look at A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK.
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BAG BOY NOTE: Checking out at TRADER JOES with a bottle of Scottish Presbyterian
holy water and a little smoked salmon cheese dip on the side today, their millennial age bag boy said that I looked like Steven King.
"Don't tell him that..." is all I could come up with; noticing my $36.+ debit card read out.
PS HOWARD STERN: More Sarah Palin, less Barbara Stiesand.
Woody Allen on Governor Cuomo in the look alike Corona-19 fireworks opening to MANHATTAN.
Talk about the unmasking confirmation of a desolated America "in the midst of the week" in the last week of DANIEL 9
The one where I AM is role playing g-d in Ezekiel 37; so I get to fuck the bored stay at home 17 year-old high school girl from Sun Valley, Idaho.
And the film's early 1980s era junior college math teacher kinda looks like my half Jewish uncle Jim did back in the day in Kirland, Washington.
Next thing you know; it is going to be revealed in various secret unmasked bugging transcripts why Dr Evil is still not allowing us to even look at A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK.
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BAG BOY NOTE: Checking out at TRADER JOES with a bottle of Scottish Presbyterian
holy water and a little smoked salmon cheese dip on the side today, their millennial age bag boy said that I looked like Steven King.
"Don't tell him that..." is all I could come up with; noticing my $36.+ debit card read out.
PS HOWARD STERN: More Sarah Palin, less Barbara Stiesand.
THE REPLACEMENT MANAGEMENT
Yours truly explaining the facts of life to the naive guy at a Grays Harbor Chinese restuarant in the DVD extras for MANAGEMENT is about the Assyrian style siege that is about to take place on the holy cities of Seattle and Bellevue.
Think Kingman, Arizona for King County, Washington; located south of Chloride, Arizona.
That is if you really wanted to flatten the curve with free little green bottles of chlorine swimming pool pills for everybody.
Thank God I live in Snohomish County.
Anywho, in the above May 15, 2009 movie trailer...
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: "You still got it, and there is nothing that you can do about it." Jerry Lewis, THE KING OF COMEDY
Same thing goes for you too Jennifer Garner and Megan Fox.
It ain't over, until I say it's over.
Think Kingman, Arizona for King County, Washington; located south of Chloride, Arizona.
That is if you really wanted to flatten the curve with free little green bottles of chlorine swimming pool pills for everybody.
Thank God I live in Snohomish County.
Anywho, in the above May 15, 2009 movie trailer...
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: "You still got it, and there is nothing that you can do about it." Jerry Lewis, THE KING OF COMEDY
Same thing goes for you too Jennifer Garner and Megan Fox.
It ain't over, until I say it's over.
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT ICONICS
Obviously, it's now past time for a whole new cast of younger and more horny Hollywood video movie stars to take over things.
Take for example the aging Matthew McConaughey; who still believes that we are all one and in this together.
Not to mention Tom Hanks and Jim Carey.
Who talk like something that Oprah Winfrey would talk about on some Ellen DeGeneres' talk show sitcom satire way back in the late 1990s.
Contrary to the sharp cutting words of a white 33ish Jesus racist homophobic Howard Stern figure in MATTHEW 10, circa 1993-1996.
Not to mention REV.19.
Talk about living in a plastic bubble and no longer being on the cutting edge of things in the future.
"The future is plastics..." THE GRADUATE, California, 1969.
"The salty sailor talker has lost his savor." Michael, 2:10 am, EST, May 13, 2020.
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Take for example the aging Matthew McConaughey; who still believes that we are all one and in this together.
Not to mention Tom Hanks and Jim Carey.
Who talk like something that Oprah Winfrey would talk about on some Ellen DeGeneres' talk show sitcom satire way back in the late 1990s.
Contrary to the sharp cutting words of a white 33ish Jesus racist homophobic Howard Stern figure in MATTHEW 10, circa 1993-1996.
Not to mention REV.19.
Talk about living in a plastic bubble and no longer being on the cutting edge of things in the future.
"The future is plastics..." THE GRADUATE, California, 1969.
"The salty sailor talker has lost his savor." Michael, 2:10 am, EST, May 13, 2020.
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THE REPLACEMENT TWO CAR GARAGE GRUNDGE BANDS
Talk about funky town, Grays County, Washington.
FOO FIGHTERS' prophetic video for LEARN TO FLY was just reconfirmed by California's plans to launch an army of AIRPLANE firefighters against any wildfire rebellion that threatens to open up their shut down.
Remember, AIRPLANE was first and foremost a 1980s State of California crashing parody.
Damn straight, "Nobody goes to Fresno anymore."
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WORD NOTES: "Donald Trump is going to cause China to wear a crown [corona] of thorns." Jesus Christ; the summer of 2016.
Think BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA meets KING OF NEW YORK.
The former starring Kurt Russell in 1986 as the future red MAGA hat wearing truck driver.
Who squares off with the Chinatown [small caps] prince in DANIEL 9 after 70 weeks of magical media bullshit.
Woody Allen's confused Chinatown mystery lady in his 1990 movie trailer for ALICE; same thing, different place.
Co-starring his former girlfriend mother from hell, Mia Farrow.
PS MR GOVERNOR: You fucking old cunt with a haircut.
Kurt Cobain's single mother also worked in some hair salon sweat shop in Grays Harbor County in order to provide her Jesus look alike son with an electric guitar and a portable amplifier.
Talk about destroying the dreams of the little people.
"The land of David and Goliath." Michael talking to me on the Kingston Ferry landing dock in Edmonds, last winter.
FOO FIGHTERS' prophetic video for LEARN TO FLY was just reconfirmed by California's plans to launch an army of AIRPLANE firefighters against any wildfire rebellion that threatens to open up their shut down.
Remember, AIRPLANE was first and foremost a 1980s State of California crashing parody.
Damn straight, "Nobody goes to Fresno anymore."
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WORD NOTES: "Donald Trump is going to cause China to wear a crown [corona] of thorns." Jesus Christ; the summer of 2016.
Think BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA meets KING OF NEW YORK.
The former starring Kurt Russell in 1986 as the future red MAGA hat wearing truck driver.
Who squares off with the Chinatown [small caps] prince in DANIEL 9 after 70 weeks of magical media bullshit.
Woody Allen's confused Chinatown mystery lady in his 1990 movie trailer for ALICE; same thing, different place.
Co-starring his former girlfriend mother from hell, Mia Farrow.
PS MR GOVERNOR: You fucking old cunt with a haircut.
Kurt Cobain's single mother also worked in some hair salon sweat shop in Grays Harbor County in order to provide her Jesus look alike son with an electric guitar and a portable amplifier.
Talk about destroying the dreams of the little people.
"The land of David and Goliath." Michael talking to me on the Kingston Ferry landing dock in Edmonds, last winter.
THE REPLACEMENT PEOPLES
You will probably have to go to the rightwing news sites in order to see the real news photos of Er Doctor looking like the CEO in BLADE RUNNER on Tuesday.
Whereas the ones in the liberal "giant corporation" media who make him look good will be as fake as Barack Obama's Hawaiian paradise birth certificate.
No, really, ZELIG actually was a prophecy confirmation of MANHATTAN meets RADIO DAYS.
And "I'm the only guy who knows about it." in the Orange County movie trailer for KING OF CALIFORNIA.
Note the blond die job.
Ergo, "Catastrophe equals opportunity."
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PS KATE HOLMES: Yesterday Michael informed me that you are a pretty freaky girl who would never let me down once I get her off the street.
Whereas the ones in the liberal "giant corporation" media who make him look good will be as fake as Barack Obama's Hawaiian paradise birth certificate.
No, really, ZELIG actually was a prophecy confirmation of MANHATTAN meets RADIO DAYS.
And "I'm the only guy who knows about it." in the Orange County movie trailer for KING OF CALIFORNIA.
Note the blond die job.
Ergo, "Catastrophe equals opportunity."
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PS KATE HOLMES: Yesterday Michael informed me that you are a pretty freaky girl who would never let me down once I get her off the street.
Monday, May 11, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT QUICKENINGS
When Bruce Willis says "How do we stop this?" in THE SURROGATES movie trailer, he is not talking about the Chinatown virus; rather the sickening Chinatown restaurant shut downs in 2020.
And the sad part is, Michael Savage is all in on it.
Especially the part when everytime you get behind the wheel of a car you are risking someone else's life.
But then my sexy hot 7 bitches in KING OF NEW YORK suddenly ride into sushi town, California and start taking care of business.
"OK, that's enough." Elizabeth Hurley in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, 2020.
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PS CHER: More fatty wifey, less chubby hubby.
Life is short; and then you die from either cancer-19; pneumonia-19; or some heart-19 condition; whatever.
And the sad part is, Michael Savage is all in on it.
Especially the part when everytime you get behind the wheel of a car you are risking someone else's life.
But then my sexy hot 7 bitches in KING OF NEW YORK suddenly ride into sushi town, California and start taking care of business.
"OK, that's enough." Elizabeth Hurley in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, 2020.
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PS CHER: More fatty wifey, less chubby hubby.
Life is short; and then you die from either cancer-19; pneumonia-19; or some heart-19 condition; whatever.
THE REPLACEMENT FBI FILES
"Bishop Wagner also has a file on you!" Bruce Troxell, Bonney Lake, Washington, Pierce County, 2019.
Rinky dink, join the club.
"President Hinckley's surrogates excommunicated me during the 1990s purge." Avraham Gileadi.
See the above Bruce Willis movie trailer, co-starring a physically transfigurated German blond Ken Keisler, circa 1981.
"President Hinckley's surrogates excommunicated me during the 1990s purge." Avraham Gileadi.
See the above Bruce Willis movie trailer, co-starring a physically transfigurated German blond Ken Keisler, circa 1981.
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PS HOWARD STERN: The first episode of ALL IN THE FAMILY in Queens, NY was broadcast on your January 12 birthday in 1971.
PS EMMA WATSON: I AM is your number 1 go to guy; not that other guy.
Sunday, May 10, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT BERNIES
Now that it has been confirmed how the Jews burned the white Christian Republicans; it's high time for America to get back to normal.
When back in the Eisenhower era; you could get a job at BOEING and buy a nice house for about 17k.
And everything that was being revealed by the anticommunist Jew hearings was at least 98.9 % true.
And if you don't believe that, Google the home listing history of where I AM grew up in Seattle during the 1960s at 5717 16th Ave N.E.
Back when yours truly was driving a 57 CHEVY that I bought from an old lady for $225.
"Those were the days my friend..." ALL IN THE FAMILY, 1971-1980.
Oh yeah, the holy city is going to be divided up into three parts after the 70 weeks of earthquakes happen in DANIEL 9.
"The talk of treason is everywhere..." MY LEFT FOOT, Ireland.
Note the mainstream media newspaper conspiracy theory paper hats in the 1989 trailer stills.
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When back in the Eisenhower era; you could get a job at BOEING and buy a nice house for about 17k.
And everything that was being revealed by the anticommunist Jew hearings was at least 98.9 % true.
And if you don't believe that, Google the home listing history of where I AM grew up in Seattle during the 1960s at 5717 16th Ave N.E.
Back when yours truly was driving a 57 CHEVY that I bought from an old lady for $225.
"Those were the days my friend..." ALL IN THE FAMILY, 1971-1980.
Oh yeah, the holy city is going to be divided up into three parts after the 70 weeks of earthquakes happen in DANIEL 9.
"The talk of treason is everywhere..." MY LEFT FOOT, Ireland.
Note the mainstream media newspaper conspiracy theory paper hats in the 1989 trailer stills.
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THE REPLACEMENT JOE MORMON REVELATIONS
The last week in DANIEL 9 confirmed for the horny Jews in Hollywood that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a rubber stamped forgery.
You can Google the 70s movie trailer for BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR if you don't believe it.
"Nevertheless, this is but a foreshadowing of what is yet to come... and the wicked shall be astonished and be ashamed." 2BC: 167:
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PS BRUCE TROXEL: Our worries are now over.
Your stiff character who underwent a 250k indie film budget back-surgery in ANDY WARHOLS FRANKENSTEIN is true.
PS OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON: How much longer are we going to have to wait to free the free-love hippies?
Never forget, your small funky western hotel town is where that whole suicide rock band thing got started in somebody's car garage back in the 1260s.
PS SALEM: Today's blood testing 666 science craze is a sign from Jehova that it is high time to start with the real life blood cleansing ordinances in the temples.
None of us are getting any younger are we; so go for it.
What do we got to lose?
Maybe we get to die young with our shoes on when we reach 70?
When we could have lived to be as old and crazy as a Jane Fonda or a Nancy Pelosi?
"The future costs of Medicare alone will be the ruin of us." Newt Gingrich, 1996.
You can Google the 70s movie trailer for BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR if you don't believe it.
"Nevertheless, this is but a foreshadowing of what is yet to come... and the wicked shall be astonished and be ashamed." 2BC: 167:
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PS BRUCE TROXEL: Our worries are now over.
Your stiff character who underwent a 250k indie film budget back-surgery in ANDY WARHOLS FRANKENSTEIN is true.
PS OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON: How much longer are we going to have to wait to free the free-love hippies?
Never forget, your small funky western hotel town is where that whole suicide rock band thing got started in somebody's car garage back in the 1260s.
PS SALEM: Today's blood testing 666 science craze is a sign from Jehova that it is high time to start with the real life blood cleansing ordinances in the temples.
None of us are getting any younger are we; so go for it.
What do we got to lose?
Maybe we get to die young with our shoes on when we reach 70?
When we could have lived to be as old and crazy as a Jane Fonda or a Nancy Pelosi?
"The future costs of Medicare alone will be the ruin of us." Newt Gingrich, 1996.
Saturday, May 9, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT DOUBLES
Don't laugh, Bruce Troxell made a movie that works for under $1,000,000 using only two Taylor Swift and Bruce Willis look alikes.
Imagine what we could do if we had the kind of 1980s money that Paul Bartell was given to make EATING RAOUL.
Not to mention GREGORY'S GIRL and GREGORY'S TWO GIRLS.
"These are the [video] movie stars of the future!" BOOGIE NIGHTS
Especially the one who looks like my 19ish Daniel White housemate.
Oh well, "It is what it is..." Rush Limbaugh talking about Barack Obama's edited birth certificate forgery.
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PS TOM CRUISE: The 1991 move trailer for THE RAPTURE features your physically transfigured ex wife in bed with today's handsome vampiric Governor of California.
Also note the film's David Lynch look alike character, just for starters.
PS KEN KEISLER: You play the German swinger in THE RAPTURE who owns that furniture store in Kirkland, Washington.
Imagine what we could do if we had the kind of 1980s money that Paul Bartell was given to make EATING RAOUL.
Not to mention GREGORY'S GIRL and GREGORY'S TWO GIRLS.
"These are the [video] movie stars of the future!" BOOGIE NIGHTS
Especially the one who looks like my 19ish Daniel White housemate.
Oh well, "It is what it is..." Rush Limbaugh talking about Barack Obama's edited birth certificate forgery.
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PS TOM CRUISE: The 1991 move trailer for THE RAPTURE features your physically transfigured ex wife in bed with today's handsome vampiric Governor of California.
Also note the film's David Lynch look alike character, just for starters.
PS KEN KEISLER: You play the German swinger in THE RAPTURE who owns that furniture store in Kirkland, Washington.
THE REPLACEMENT POSITIVES
Talk about the first fruitti tutti of the first resurrection after those two whatever things in ISAIAH are lying in the street for three plus days.
California being the land of the friuts and nuts who voted for Bill Clinton's negative test wife to be President in 16 in SIDEWAYS.
Therfore, now I'm feeling pretty good about my county park fly fishing plans for the kiddies at Martha Lake in Snohomoish County this May.
Ergo, the most fertile month of the year of the May fly nymph happenings.
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PS JOE: Chelsea Clinton for VP?
Don't laugh, she would be a slam dunk with the asexual milliennial geek-patrol stay-at-home crowd.
Given that she has probably never been involved in any kind of a kinky sex scandal in her entire adult life.
Talk about having believable deniability.
PS KIT WINN: Your five wooded acres full of orangish chantrelle mushrooms is located just this side of the area's amazing "Drunken Charlie Lake" beaver damns network;
That is chock full of skinny young native cutthroat in the 6-12" range.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Ethnically spaeaking, Mel Gibson's sinfull transgression in the House happened on his Thursday birthday back in 19.
But who's counting?
PS TIMES OF ISREAL: More smart ass joker, less stupid village idiot.
California being the land of the friuts and nuts who voted for Bill Clinton's negative test wife to be President in 16 in SIDEWAYS.
Therfore, now I'm feeling pretty good about my county park fly fishing plans for the kiddies at Martha Lake in Snohomoish County this May.
Ergo, the most fertile month of the year of the May fly nymph happenings.
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PS JOE: Chelsea Clinton for VP?
Don't laugh, she would be a slam dunk with the asexual milliennial geek-patrol stay-at-home crowd.
Given that she has probably never been involved in any kind of a kinky sex scandal in her entire adult life.
Talk about having believable deniability.
PS KIT WINN: Your five wooded acres full of orangish chantrelle mushrooms is located just this side of the area's amazing "Drunken Charlie Lake" beaver damns network;
That is chock full of skinny young native cutthroat in the 6-12" range.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Ethnically spaeaking, Mel Gibson's sinfull transgression in the House happened on his Thursday birthday back in 19.
But who's counting?
PS TIMES OF ISREAL: More smart ass joker, less stupid village idiot.
Friday, May 8, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT SHUT DOWNS
One of the final 42 months of zero effect benefits is that the shut down is going to backfire and cause the shut-downers to shut down their own [spiritually and financially] bankrupt government businesses.
Talk about a blessing in disguise.
As just confirmed by the Nazis' last decoded message that ends with "Closing down forever - all the best - goodby."
Too little too late guys.
Meanwhile it was almost 100° in Sacramento on Friday, May 8, 2020.
Oh yeah, "The heat is on... It's on the street." BEVERLY HILLS COP, the trailer, 1984.
The one where the bad guy looks just like Putin with a nice Orange County tan.
And the cop car with a yellow banana up its tail pipe ass backfires big time.
Whereas everyone in the small funky western town of California is wearing a mask and vogueing for the local media news cameras.
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PS PARIS HILTON: The antidote for the CROWN-19 virus will be discovered when they finally find one for the herpes virus.
Which Michael tells me is only about 42 months away from yesterday.
PS MR GOVERNOR: The last state to lift their shut down is a rotten egg head liberal state.
"Don't go there girlfriend!" APP:2
PS MEL GIBSON: I know, nobody does the small quaint "funky town" thing better than the Aussies.
All things in good time.
First things first, yada yada...
Talk about a blessing in disguise.
As just confirmed by the Nazis' last decoded message that ends with "Closing down forever - all the best - goodby."
Too little too late guys.
Meanwhile it was almost 100° in Sacramento on Friday, May 8, 2020.
Oh yeah, "The heat is on... It's on the street." BEVERLY HILLS COP, the trailer, 1984.
The one where the bad guy looks just like Putin with a nice Orange County tan.
And the cop car with a yellow banana up its tail pipe ass backfires big time.
Whereas everyone in the small funky western town of California is wearing a mask and vogueing for the local media news cameras.
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PS PARIS HILTON: The antidote for the CROWN-19 virus will be discovered when they finally find one for the herpes virus.
Which Michael tells me is only about 42 months away from yesterday.
PS MR GOVERNOR: The last state to lift their shut down is a rotten egg head liberal state.
"Don't go there girlfriend!" APP:2
PS MEL GIBSON: I know, nobody does the small quaint "funky town" thing better than the Aussies.
All things in good time.
First things first, yada yada...
THE REPLACEMENT COCK SUCKERS
"Hillary Clinton is an old hat." Howard Stern, 1999.
"I just like making things up..." My ingenious writer in BARTON FINK.
As in the movie trailer musical for "I left my hat in Haiti."
Meanwhile back on my dude ranch in Montana, David Letterman has laid out the red carpet for yours truly.
If wishes were horses.
But let's not get ahead of ourselves here. The phoned-in reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is still six months away.
"Coming!.." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 2021.
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PS MR & MRS GOVERNOR: It's supposed to be an unseasonal 98° in Sacramento today.
Talk about all of those feverish premature ejaculation sex scenes in INLAND EMPIRE meets TWIN PEAKS.
Obviously, we now know what Dustin Hoffman was dying from at the end of MIDNIGHT COWBOY meets AFTER HOURS.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Obviously, the four horsemen of the apocalypse are not going to come until after the reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in THE BIG LEBOWSKI: 4.
Sorry about my simple minded May 9 head fake text to you about the two witnesses.
Not that it will obviously be all over by tomorrow afternoon, May 9.
Everything happens spiritually before it can play out physically on 120 pages of paper.
PS JAY INSLEE: What in Sam Hill were you and the boys thinking?
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUCK is the retro MTV video prophecy that is going to destroy the unemployed Democrat Party workers in 2020.
"No money, no fucky..." FULL METAL JACKET.
"I just like making things up..." My ingenious writer in BARTON FINK.
As in the movie trailer musical for "I left my hat in Haiti."
Meanwhile back on my dude ranch in Montana, David Letterman has laid out the red carpet for yours truly.
If wishes were horses.
But let's not get ahead of ourselves here. The phoned-in reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is still six months away.
"Coming!.." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 2021.
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PS MR & MRS GOVERNOR: It's supposed to be an unseasonal 98° in Sacramento today.
Talk about all of those feverish premature ejaculation sex scenes in INLAND EMPIRE meets TWIN PEAKS.
Obviously, we now know what Dustin Hoffman was dying from at the end of MIDNIGHT COWBOY meets AFTER HOURS.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Obviously, the four horsemen of the apocalypse are not going to come until after the reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in THE BIG LEBOWSKI: 4.
Sorry about my simple minded May 9 head fake text to you about the two witnesses.
Not that it will obviously be all over by tomorrow afternoon, May 9.
Everything happens spiritually before it can play out physically on 120 pages of paper.
PS JAY INSLEE: What in Sam Hill were you and the boys thinking?
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUCK is the retro MTV video prophecy that is going to destroy the unemployed Democrat Party workers in 2020.
"No money, no fucky..." FULL METAL JACKET.
Thursday, May 7, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT MOVIE SHOOTERS
Greg and his son Travis look just like my naive late 1970s gourmet cook in EATING RAOUL in their murderer mug shots.
Hello EASY RIDER meets [amazon.com] DELIVERY.
Don't forget, those 70 elders who went up on the mountain with Moses and heard the prophetic trumpets of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP represented the 70 weeks of DANIEL 9 in 2020.
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PS GEORGE WILL: The 2020 baseball season has been cancelled because of you old neocon fuckers who are too affraid to die.
PS EL WOOD: Shelley Luther looks just like you did back in 2005.
PS KATE: When I was unpacking my TRADER JOE'S sack full of goodies at 11:51 am Thursday, Michael whispered this sweet little nothing in my ear; "May 11th."
Happy Mothers Day after my darling.
PS RUSH: I'm thinking about buying a Chinese made APPLE tablet at BEST BUY with my $1200 in fuck you bonus money. Any suggestions?
Bare in mind, I'm not that much of a gadget guy.
I just need something that will take care of my basic communication needs for the next few years or so.
[That said, Michael just said "Get lost." to me at 12:38 am PST.]
Oh well, never hurts to ask.
Hello EASY RIDER meets [amazon.com] DELIVERY.
Don't forget, those 70 elders who went up on the mountain with Moses and heard the prophetic trumpets of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP represented the 70 weeks of DANIEL 9 in 2020.
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PS GEORGE WILL: The 2020 baseball season has been cancelled because of you old neocon fuckers who are too affraid to die.
PS EL WOOD: Shelley Luther looks just like you did back in 2005.
PS KATE: When I was unpacking my TRADER JOE'S sack full of goodies at 11:51 am Thursday, Michael whispered this sweet little nothing in my ear; "May 11th."
Happy Mothers Day after my darling.
PS RUSH: I'm thinking about buying a Chinese made APPLE tablet at BEST BUY with my $1200 in fuck you bonus money. Any suggestions?
Bare in mind, I'm not that much of a gadget guy.
I just need something that will take care of my basic communication needs for the next few years or so.
[That said, Michael just said "Get lost." to me at 12:38 am PST.]
Oh well, never hurts to ask.
THE REPLACEMENT CALIFORNIANS
The CHIPS 2017 trailer is about when even California's motorcycle cops will refuse to obey the rules.
It all happening after the scene in MULLHAND DR where the mormon bishop, standing behind the glass, asks Gordon B Hinkley, "...should we shut it down?"
And the little prick, who never respected me in the first place, says "yes" of course.
Meanwhile, yours truly is fucking both Elizabeth Hurley and Naomi Watts in the back of a Hollwood limousine in 2021; Miley Cyrus playing the driver.
As just confirmed by the breaking news that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's limo driver has the Chinatown bug.
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PS PARIS: Tonight is the same full moon that I saw in my two funky town visions about a month ago.
Think FIVE CORNERS in Brooklyn meets those same five corners in Ed Town, Washington.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Tell me about it. Today's Democrat Party millennials want BIG DADDY GARLITS to pay for everything in AMERICAN GRAFFITI meets EASY RIDER.
PS KIT WINN: I'm not asking you for any free sewer or water or electricity hook ups at your place along Cherry Creek Road this June.
Believe me, I know, shit costs money.
Free shooting location rights maybe. Just as long I pay for any additional liability house insurance costs under the table.
PS MR MAYOR: I will no longer grace you with my unmasked face along the sidewalks until you give my little village people back their freedoms.
Money talks, bullshit walks in MYSTIC PIZZA meets PRETTY WOMAN.
Not to mention THE BLOOD RIGHTS OF DRACULA meets THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Talk about the summer of free love in 2019; no matter what the infectious disease consequences would be back in 1967.
It all happening after the scene in MULLHAND DR where the mormon bishop, standing behind the glass, asks Gordon B Hinkley, "...should we shut it down?"
And the little prick, who never respected me in the first place, says "yes" of course.
Meanwhile, yours truly is fucking both Elizabeth Hurley and Naomi Watts in the back of a Hollwood limousine in 2021; Miley Cyrus playing the driver.
As just confirmed by the breaking news that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's limo driver has the Chinatown bug.
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PS PARIS: Tonight is the same full moon that I saw in my two funky town visions about a month ago.
Think FIVE CORNERS in Brooklyn meets those same five corners in Ed Town, Washington.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Tell me about it. Today's Democrat Party millennials want BIG DADDY GARLITS to pay for everything in AMERICAN GRAFFITI meets EASY RIDER.
PS KIT WINN: I'm not asking you for any free sewer or water or electricity hook ups at your place along Cherry Creek Road this June.
Believe me, I know, shit costs money.
Free shooting location rights maybe. Just as long I pay for any additional liability house insurance costs under the table.
PS MR MAYOR: I will no longer grace you with my unmasked face along the sidewalks until you give my little village people back their freedoms.
Money talks, bullshit walks in MYSTIC PIZZA meets PRETTY WOMAN.
Not to mention THE BLOOD RIGHTS OF DRACULA meets THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Talk about the summer of free love in 2019; no matter what the infectious disease consequences would be back in 1967.
Wednesday, May 6, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT MODELS
"I wouldn't be caught dead in this place." A FEVER YOU CAN'T SWEAT OUT, by PANIC AT THE DISCO.
Later, they came out with their hit "PRETTY. ODD" about California's pretty boy governor in 2020.
Meanwhile, not a lot of social distancing was happening between MADONNA's future fake Crown-19 AIDS virus models in her iconic MTV video called VOGUE.
[Madonna means mystery virgin mother of baby Jesus in REV. 12-17]
Shot back in the day when one was a real rebel when it came to sneaking around the "closed" bars and social clubs after midnight.
"Do what I do and just create your own private disco at home... VIRGIN MARTINIS ON THE HOUSE!" Hannah Montanna.
"Last one in is a rotten egg!" EATING RAOUL
The 1980s one about Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh being the two witnesses in the King James Bible.
Yours truly playing Keira Knightley's secret hot Latino lover on the side with a pocket full of chlorine swimming pool pills.
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: Correct me if I AM is wrong; but didn't you make your inspired population control film before the Chinese virus went viral?
PS MR GREEK PRESIDENT: Two nights ago at 3:46 am, Michael whispered the name "Putin" in my sleepy ear.
Think FOR YOUR EYES ONLY meets GOLDFINGER meets GOLDMEMBER meets THUNDERBALL, yada yada.
Later, they came out with their hit "PRETTY. ODD" about California's pretty boy governor in 2020.
Meanwhile, not a lot of social distancing was happening between MADONNA's future fake Crown-19 AIDS virus models in her iconic MTV video called VOGUE.
[Madonna means mystery virgin mother of baby Jesus in REV. 12-17]
Shot back in the day when one was a real rebel when it came to sneaking around the "closed" bars and social clubs after midnight.
"Do what I do and just create your own private disco at home... VIRGIN MARTINIS ON THE HOUSE!" Hannah Montanna.
"Last one in is a rotten egg!" EATING RAOUL
The 1980s one about Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh being the two witnesses in the King James Bible.
Yours truly playing Keira Knightley's secret hot Latino lover on the side with a pocket full of chlorine swimming pool pills.
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: Correct me if I AM is wrong; but didn't you make your inspired population control film before the Chinese virus went viral?
PS MR GREEK PRESIDENT: Two nights ago at 3:46 am, Michael whispered the name "Putin" in my sleepy ear.
Think FOR YOUR EYES ONLY meets GOLDFINGER meets GOLDMEMBER meets THUNDERBALL, yada yada.
THE REPLACEMENT DIVORCEMENTS
Larry King surprised his white English queen with a bill of divorce in confirmation of the crazy Henry The 8th latter day saints prophecy.
[Utah State has the highest percentage of English descents in the USA.]
And I proclaim this to be true as the future KING of ENGLAND in SPLITTING HEIRS meets KING RALPH.
"Relf Street in London is located in a very seedy part of Town." Peter Relf, Sandy, Utah.
So I google mapped it out on my late 1990s GATEWAY PC; and sure enough, the district had more than it's share of gentlemen's clubs.
All of whom are still closed down because today's Victorian London society still has a nasty bug up it's ass.
Whereass, "It doesn't matter if you are black or white, or a boy or a girl." MADONNA, 1990.
Meanwhile, the 1980s MTV cable channel bitch would suck my cock off to the last drop today; while Ellen Page was eating her pussy dry and sticking her finger up her ass.
But only if it meant that she could play like that again on the cover of VOGUE.
Guess who's your daddy now little girl?
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SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE NOTES: It's pretty much a toss up between which live Shakespeare theater festival is the best one in the west.
Is it the one is Ashville, Oregon; or is the one in Cerdar City, Utah?
Six, one half dozen, the other; if you ask me.
Can't get too much of a good thing in my book.
[Utah State has the highest percentage of English descents in the USA.]
And I proclaim this to be true as the future KING of ENGLAND in SPLITTING HEIRS meets KING RALPH.
"Relf Street in London is located in a very seedy part of Town." Peter Relf, Sandy, Utah.
So I google mapped it out on my late 1990s GATEWAY PC; and sure enough, the district had more than it's share of gentlemen's clubs.
All of whom are still closed down because today's Victorian London society still has a nasty bug up it's ass.
Whereass, "It doesn't matter if you are black or white, or a boy or a girl." MADONNA, 1990.
Meanwhile, the 1980s MTV cable channel bitch would suck my cock off to the last drop today; while Ellen Page was eating her pussy dry and sticking her finger up her ass.
But only if it meant that she could play like that again on the cover of VOGUE.
Guess who's your daddy now little girl?
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SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE NOTES: It's pretty much a toss up between which live Shakespeare theater festival is the best one in the west.
Is it the one is Ashville, Oregon; or is the one in Cerdar City, Utah?
Six, one half dozen, the other; if you ask me.
Can't get too much of a good thing in my book.
THE REPLACEMENT CRUCIFIRES
The Jews tried to crucify their own family's political savior for 42 months non stop in the New Jerusalem.
However, it only took 3 1/2 days for him to became a born again man in 2020.
As just confirmed by that 59 year-old grave digger who got trapped in some kind of a landslide DEATH TRAP vampire movie happening in New Jersey.
And I write this as a guy who has never seen a single episode of HBO's series called THE SOPRANOS.
Even though every one of them was about my last viral email, starting in 1999.
Not to mention even one tourist video produced by RICK STEVES EUROPE.
But I have seen the above 1:41 HBO trailer on YOUTUBE.
The one about the old lady dying from the Chinatown mickey in 2020.
Yet to this day, I can still speak fluent Italian with a perfect Siena banker accent in STEALING BEAUTY meets HANNIBAL:2.
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PS HOWARD STERN: In these very troubling times, how about you hosting the main 2020 presidential debate between Trump and Biden on your phone-in X radio satellite talk show?
I'm thinking we include a full range of panel journalist like Michael Moore and Madonna from the left.
Possibly balanced out by a more moderating line up from the right; like a George Nori or a Michael Savage; perhaps even the more classy Michael Medved.
However, it only took 3 1/2 days for him to became a born again man in 2020.
As just confirmed by that 59 year-old grave digger who got trapped in some kind of a landslide DEATH TRAP vampire movie happening in New Jersey.
And I write this as a guy who has never seen a single episode of HBO's series called THE SOPRANOS.
Even though every one of them was about my last viral email, starting in 1999.
Not to mention even one tourist video produced by RICK STEVES EUROPE.
But I have seen the above 1:41 HBO trailer on YOUTUBE.
The one about the old lady dying from the Chinatown mickey in 2020.
Yet to this day, I can still speak fluent Italian with a perfect Siena banker accent in STEALING BEAUTY meets HANNIBAL:2.
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PS HOWARD STERN: In these very troubling times, how about you hosting the main 2020 presidential debate between Trump and Biden on your phone-in X radio satellite talk show?
I'm thinking we include a full range of panel journalist like Michael Moore and Madonna from the left.
Possibly balanced out by a more moderating line up from the right; like a George Nori or a Michael Savage; perhaps even the more classy Michael Medved.
Tuesday, May 5, 2020
THE DISPLACEMENTED SEATTLITES
Dr Evil lite was forced back into his 666' high SPACE NEEDLE office in Seattle, for a second term, in order to save his American made business from drowning from too much success.
More like, "Too much too soon." in that proper British BLACK BALL prophecy.
["Burn it down baby!" The American sports agent, Vince Vaughn in the
Damn skinny, "I fucked her rotten." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY; the original 1996 viva Las Vegas, Chinatown penthouse scene; circa 2020.
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PS ROBERT REDFORD: Being too affraid to die from the CROWN 19 virus is why God created the [golden] chicken McNuggets at MACDONALDS way back when in the 1970s.
MIDNIGHT RADIO NATION NOTES: Michael told me that this 70th week will be a very special period for today's baby boomers who can't get to sleep in Seattle on 710 AM KIRO.
Not to mention "WWKIRO" in Cincinnati, Ohio.
"Cincinnati is the most under-rated hipster scene in America." ROLLING STONE, 1978.
More like, "Too much too soon." in that proper British BLACK BALL prophecy.
["Burn it down baby!" The American sports agent, Vince Vaughn in the
Damn skinny, "I fucked her rotten." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY; the original 1996 viva Las Vegas, Chinatown penthouse scene; circa 2020.
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PS ROBERT REDFORD: Being too affraid to die from the CROWN 19 virus is why God created the [golden] chicken McNuggets at MACDONALDS way back when in the 1970s.
MIDNIGHT RADIO NATION NOTES: Michael told me that this 70th week will be a very special period for today's baby boomers who can't get to sleep in Seattle on 710 AM KIRO.
Not to mention "WWKIRO" in Cincinnati, Ohio.
"Cincinnati is the most under-rated hipster scene in America." ROLLING STONE, 1978.
THE REPLACEMENT SUCKERS
DRUDGE is propping up the dead Bernie Sanders numbers now because of his lagging hits on his 1990s virus web site.
Replax, calm down, "I'll juice you up... I payed for it this time, you pay for it next time." CABLE GUY
The one in 1996 where the guy with a comcast.com van is wearing rubber gloves while listening in on your phone calls.
And the naive "Mr 666 science guy" Jew boy ends up in indefinite lock down; REVELATION 13 style.
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PS JIM CARREY: Like I said way back in 2008, CABLE GUY is your comedy masterpiece prophecy.
Now if you would just sign your name on the back of that $10,000,000 check that you left for me in your beloved late father's funeral casket... speaking messianicly.
Replax, calm down, "I'll juice you up... I payed for it this time, you pay for it next time." CABLE GUY
The one in 1996 where the guy with a comcast.com van is wearing rubber gloves while listening in on your phone calls.
And the naive "Mr 666 science guy" Jew boy ends up in indefinite lock down; REVELATION 13 style.
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PS JIM CARREY: Like I said way back in 2008, CABLE GUY is your comedy masterpiece prophecy.
Now if you would just sign your name on the back of that $10,000,000 check that you left for me in your beloved late father's funeral casket... speaking messianicly.
Monday, May 4, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT PLACE HOLDERS
That surprize landslide outside of the New York State capital was a 2020 election landslide thing.
Talk about Reagan winning 49 states in his [phoned-in] reelection in 1984.
The one where the paranoid liberals out in California were beginning to worry that big brother was spying on their every move in 1984.
"Talk about life replacing art!" Mel Brooks on DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT
Don't miss the prophetic 1995 movie trailer for this one.
The one about the blood sucking Jews exploiting the bat virus in 2020.
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Talk about Reagan winning 49 states in his [phoned-in] reelection in 1984.
The one where the paranoid liberals out in California were beginning to worry that big brother was spying on their every move in 1984.
"Talk about life replacing art!" Mel Brooks on DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT
Don't miss the prophetic 1995 movie trailer for this one.
The one about the blood sucking Jews exploiting the bat virus in 2020.
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THE REPLACEMENT STATEMENTS
The timing of the death of coach Don Shula should remind us of who is in charge now.
Kind of like the final 70th week in DANIEL is some kind of an overtime thriller down to the one yard line prophecy.
Now that the regular 69th week season has totally exposed the real nature of Guv Newsom's new 666 beast.
Whereas, DEATH TRAP was a 2020 prophecy about what happens on Broadway when you don't listen to the little people.
"Stupid is as stupid does." FOREST GUMP, 1994.
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PS LARRY DAVID: Talk about curbing your never Trumper orgasms.
Ergo, your former network ass/ociates fired your look alike news boss for a 70th week confirmation of Bernie Sanders not getting the gig in 2020; just for starters.
"When you got nothing to lose, you got nothing to hide." THE FULL MONTE movie trailer prophecy; probably shot in Scotland in 1996 for 2020.
Hey, who needs to have an official lock-down statement from the government; when you have no more money and nowheres to go anyway?
BFD. A few more people are wondering around your local park than usual; so kill me.
Kind of like the final 70th week in DANIEL is some kind of an overtime thriller down to the one yard line prophecy.
Now that the regular 69th week season has totally exposed the real nature of Guv Newsom's new 666 beast.
Whereas, DEATH TRAP was a 2020 prophecy about what happens on Broadway when you don't listen to the little people.
"Stupid is as stupid does." FOREST GUMP, 1994.
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PS LARRY DAVID: Talk about curbing your never Trumper orgasms.
Ergo, your former network ass/ociates fired your look alike news boss for a 70th week confirmation of Bernie Sanders not getting the gig in 2020; just for starters.
"When you got nothing to lose, you got nothing to hide." THE FULL MONTE movie trailer prophecy; probably shot in Scotland in 1996 for 2020.
Hey, who needs to have an official lock-down statement from the government; when you have no more money and nowheres to go anyway?
BFD. A few more people are wondering around your local park than usual; so kill me.
THE REPLACEMENT INDIVISIBLES
"I didn't leave the Democrat Party, the Democrat Party left me." California Governor Ronald Reagan.
"I didn't leave the Republican Party, the Republican Party left me." Donald Trump.
"We all need to forget our differences and unify now..." George W.
"I will divide, and divide, and divide..." in the last days says the 33ish Jew at www.2bc.info
For example, in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, the older white guy just steps out of his car and allows the Hispanic State Police officer to read his forehead temperature with a cattle prod.
For second example, THE INCREDIBLES is about a time in the near future when the government has banned super heros.
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CLOCKWORK ORANGE NOTES: Yesterday at 3:33 pm, I dreamed that some overweight middle age white man was shooting 33ish millennials with his 30/30 bolt action deer rifle.
"I actually have a couple of hunting rifles myself." Joe Biden.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." Larry David.
"The Jews are really something in the sack." My antisemite Nazi Levite stepfather Leslie Winn, 1968.
"Whatever floats your boat... It's a free country." THE REPLACEMENT LEBOWSKIS, February 21, 2021.
"I didn't leave the Republican Party, the Republican Party left me." Donald Trump.
"We all need to forget our differences and unify now..." George W.
"I will divide, and divide, and divide..." in the last days says the 33ish Jew at www.2bc.info
For example, in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, the older white guy just steps out of his car and allows the Hispanic State Police officer to read his forehead temperature with a cattle prod.
For second example, THE INCREDIBLES is about a time in the near future when the government has banned super heros.
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CLOCKWORK ORANGE NOTES: Yesterday at 3:33 pm, I dreamed that some overweight middle age white man was shooting 33ish millennials with his 30/30 bolt action deer rifle.
"I actually have a couple of hunting rifles myself." Joe Biden.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." Larry David.
"The Jews are really something in the sack." My antisemite Nazi Levite stepfather Leslie Winn, 1968.
"Whatever floats your boat... It's a free country." THE REPLACEMENT LEBOWSKIS, February 21, 2021.
Sunday, May 3, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT SACRIFICES
"You had to suffer for your family and friends' sins just like I did." Jehovah addressing yours truly by proxy at www.2bc.info meets www.isaiahexplained.com.
Talk about me having some Messianic Jesus complex in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.
Oh well, what are friends good for anyway?
See every 1970s black exploitation film where the antihero sporting a Jewish Afro says that the devil made him do it.
"You mess with the bull, you get the horns." SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL.
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PS KEN KEMP: How is that whole wonderful spirit world thing working out for you?
I know, fucking with a corona 19 rubber on your dick is like taking a shower with your rain coat on.
SLEEPER NOTES: Is there anybody out there who can tell me why Michael keeps whispering the name "Lisa" to me while I'm trying to get to sleep?
I suspect that it's a Manhattan location FRIENDS meets STARBUCKS sitcom thing.
"Seattle is the pesto sauce of America." SEINFELD
The one where the waiter loses his job due to Cuomo's reactionary Chinatown lock down revolution in 2020.
Talk about me having some Messianic Jesus complex in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.
Oh well, what are friends good for anyway?
See every 1970s black exploitation film where the antihero sporting a Jewish Afro says that the devil made him do it.
"You mess with the bull, you get the horns." SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL.
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PS KEN KEMP: How is that whole wonderful spirit world thing working out for you?
I know, fucking with a corona 19 rubber on your dick is like taking a shower with your rain coat on.
SLEEPER NOTES: Is there anybody out there who can tell me why Michael keeps whispering the name "Lisa" to me while I'm trying to get to sleep?
I suspect that it's a Manhattan location FRIENDS meets STARBUCKS sitcom thing.
"Seattle is the pesto sauce of America." SEINFELD
The one where the waiter loses his job due to Cuomo's reactionary Chinatown lock down revolution in 2020.
THE REPLACEMENT AMERICANS
Don't worry, when the Federal Way, Washington State government fails, there will still be an American government that is up and running normally; in places like Everett, Washington and Nashville, Tennessee.
Not to mention Chicago, Illinois and Indianapolis, Indiana.
Same names and titles, just different locations.
Whereas, Jehova has repeatedly warned us of not getting ahead of him.
Which only leads to more pestilence and violence.
Not to mention too much political partisanship.
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PS GEORGE W: Freedom is more precious than life itself.
Guess you wont be voting Republican again in 2020?
Rinky dink!
Not to mention Chicago, Illinois and Indianapolis, Indiana.
Same names and titles, just different locations.
Whereas, Jehova has repeatedly warned us of not getting ahead of him.
Which only leads to more pestilence and violence.
Not to mention too much political partisanship.
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PS GEORGE W: Freedom is more precious than life itself.
Guess you wont be voting Republican again in 2020?
Rinky dink!
Saturday, May 2, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT WINNERS
Last week I dreamed that Bishop David Wagner was the new coach for the purple UW DAWGS. And he told me that the next two months are going to be the best hard fought college football season in history.
Could have something to do with the Montlake Cut in Seattle, west of Union Bay, off of Lake Washington.
Not that sure because I don't really follow state run college communist league football anymore.
Not to mention the international socialist Greek OLYMPICS.
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PS DENNIS WOOD: The new tall negro kid in our family [stone] boarding house reminds me of you so much, circa 1989.
Think WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP meets LA STORY.
PS LARRY DAVID: Even if two dead people were actually lying in the middle of the street in Watts, LA; surely the police would arrive within at least 3 1/2 hours to take care of the situation; and not 3 1/2 days.
Gonna take something much bigger than that to make it happen.
Could have something to do with the Montlake Cut in Seattle, west of Union Bay, off of Lake Washington.
Not that sure because I don't really follow state run college communist league football anymore.
Not to mention the international socialist Greek OLYMPICS.
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PS DENNIS WOOD: The new tall negro kid in our family [stone] boarding house reminds me of you so much, circa 1989.
Think WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP meets LA STORY.
PS LARRY DAVID: Even if two dead people were actually lying in the middle of the street in Watts, LA; surely the police would arrive within at least 3 1/2 hours to take care of the situation; and not 3 1/2 days.
Gonna take something much bigger than that to make it happen.
THE REPLACEMT LAB RAT MEN
"We shouldn't lift the orders until we discover a [lab rat test] solution..." Dr Fauci er all.
RATM's 1996 video for BULLS ON PARADE will be the theme song for next week's final solution to America's Jewish problem in DANIEL 9 meets REVEALTION 11.
"The Jews are responsible for starting every war in history." Mel Gibson, Malibu, California.
And that's such a bad thing because why?
RATM's 1996 video for BULLS ON PARADE will be the theme song for next week's final solution to America's Jewish problem in DANIEL 9 meets REVEALTION 11.
And just when I was starting to worry about more ways to offend polite society; the Big Jesus Jew comes to the rescue.
"The Jews are responsible for starting every war in history." Mel Gibson, Malibu, California.
And that's such a bad thing because why?
Oh ye of little faith.
Remember, this was the 1260 days LA rock band that was so inspired by the born again Chinese capitalist, circa 2020.
Just like I said back then, "There is no such thing as communism; never has been, never will be."
Not to mention man made climate change.
Remember, this was the 1260 days LA rock band that was so inspired by the born again Chinese capitalist, circa 2020.
Just like I said back then, "There is no such thing as communism; never has been, never will be."
Not to mention man made climate change.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: Surprize surprize, Ellen Page is pretty sweet and nice in the sack.
That said; fuck me Jesus!
Miley Cyrus is the one who really knows how to throw an all nighter DOMINOS home delivery pajamas party.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Surprize surprize, Ellen Page is pretty sweet and nice in the sack.
That said; fuck me Jesus!
Miley Cyrus is the one who really knows how to throw an all nighter DOMINOS home delivery pajamas party.
THE REPLACEMENT SMOKERS
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to smoke California in 2020, according to the 1973 AMERICAN GRAFFITI movie trailer prophecy.
"Where were you in 62?"
So think again about VIVA LAS VEGAS meets DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER being the future of America.
Based upon all of those rinky dink graphs put out by THE WHO.
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I-5 SPEED LIMIT SIGNS: That 5.5 in Puerto happened as Geraldo posted his latest I AM half Jew video using a transfigured 1970s photo.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Last night at 4:11 am, I dreamed that I was pulling a double 69er with Miley Cyrus and her older step sister Ellen Page.
The younger showing the older how to have a little fun during these troublous times in DANIEL 9.
"I finally learned how to release my hips..." Natalie Merchant, way back in 1992.
PS GOV. NEWSOME: Sooner or later, you are going to be forced to respond to all of those rightwing news web sites posting pictures of you looking like some handsome baron vampire in every HAMMER FILMS production movie trailer.
Remember, Sacramento, California stands for the blood cleansing rights of Jesus Christ in every mass hysteria sex cult movie ever made.
"Where were you in 62?"
So think again about VIVA LAS VEGAS meets DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER being the future of America.
Based upon all of those rinky dink graphs put out by THE WHO.
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I-5 SPEED LIMIT SIGNS: That 5.5 in Puerto happened as Geraldo posted his latest I AM half Jew video using a transfigured 1970s photo.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Last night at 4:11 am, I dreamed that I was pulling a double 69er with Miley Cyrus and her older step sister Ellen Page.
The younger showing the older how to have a little fun during these troublous times in DANIEL 9.
"I finally learned how to release my hips..." Natalie Merchant, way back in 1992.
PS GOV. NEWSOME: Sooner or later, you are going to be forced to respond to all of those rightwing news web sites posting pictures of you looking like some handsome baron vampire in every HAMMER FILMS production movie trailer.
Remember, Sacramento, California stands for the blood cleansing rights of Jesus Christ in every mass hysteria sex cult movie ever made.
Friday, May 1, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT PILLS
So far, I have received two flash visions from the one who released the CROWN-19 bug upon the people of Sodom and Egypt.
The first one showed me a pile of white hydro pills on a STARBUCKS napkin.
The second vision showed me a handful of the same pills in the palm of a 666 hand.
Meaning that the fish tank pills are recommended to easy the pain and suffering from your REV.13:1 issues in BUBBA HO-TEP meets ROMANCING THE STONE [of Jacob].
Old Jewish saying, "The hand that gives, is the same hand that can take it away."
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: My quote from you is from a vivid dream about you. Wherein you also said that ten years goes by very fast. Suggesting that we better get cracking.
Cousin Peggy standing next to you.
PS MR PRESIDENT: The best is yet to come; sooner rather than later.
If we play our cards right of course.
"Our worries are over." THE BIG JESUS LEBOWSKI
The first one showed me a pile of white hydro pills on a STARBUCKS napkin.
The second vision showed me a handful of the same pills in the palm of a 666 hand.
Meaning that the fish tank pills are recommended to easy the pain and suffering from your REV.13:1 issues in BUBBA HO-TEP meets ROMANCING THE STONE [of Jacob].
Old Jewish saying, "The hand that gives, is the same hand that can take it away."
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: My quote from you is from a vivid dream about you. Wherein you also said that ten years goes by very fast. Suggesting that we better get cracking.
Cousin Peggy standing next to you.
PS MR PRESIDENT: The best is yet to come; sooner rather than later.
If we play our cards right of course.
"Our worries are over." THE BIG JESUS LEBOWSKI
THE REPLACEMENT POLYGAMISTS
The US Government has to fail before Zion can be reborn again.
But do remember, everything has to happen spiritually before it can actually happen physically.
The don't call it "going chapter 11" for nothing.
"We have about ten years left to get our shit together." Princess Diana, Lehi, Utah.
For example, I myself never had to declare bankruptcy back in the 1980s because I was completely bullet proof from the buggers in 2020.
Hell, why have a permanent stain on your medical 666 records if it's really not that necessary.
BFD, I like em young and often and two at a time.
You would too if you were I.
"Nice brace you got there." Ken McLeod, September, 1969, Oso, Washington.
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PS BRUCE TROXEL: That prophetic movie trailer for MY BLUE HEAVEN was about the time when everybody would be braking the rules down in I-5 San Diego, California, circa 2020.
Shit yeah, freedom always comes at a very high price.
Call it a 50% [IRS] restuarant tip, whatever.
"The artists have to eat too..." Michael Jackson, 1985.
But do remember, everything has to happen spiritually before it can actually happen physically.
The don't call it "going chapter 11" for nothing.
"We have about ten years left to get our shit together." Princess Diana, Lehi, Utah.
For example, I myself never had to declare bankruptcy back in the 1980s because I was completely bullet proof from the buggers in 2020.
Hell, why have a permanent stain on your medical 666 records if it's really not that necessary.
BFD, I like em young and often and two at a time.
You would too if you were I.
"Nice brace you got there." Ken McLeod, September, 1969, Oso, Washington.
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PS BRUCE TROXEL: That prophetic movie trailer for MY BLUE HEAVEN was about the time when everybody would be braking the rules down in I-5 San Diego, California, circa 2020.
Shit yeah, freedom always comes at a very high price.
Call it a 50% [IRS] restuarant tip, whatever.
"The artists have to eat too..." Michael Jackson, 1985.
THE REPLACEMENT MUNITIONS
Sure, there are probably as many guns in the hood than there are in the burbs. However, history tells us that those with the most bullets and buckshot cannons usually win the civil wars.
Like in that RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE video where the boyz brag about having "a pocket full of shells."
Meanwhile the skinny white crackers have pickup trucks full of surplus military ammo.
Not to mention that most of them are into reloading their own shotgun shells.
Think Michigan meets Wisconsin meets Pennsylvania, just for starters.
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PS MR PRIME MINISTER: A few years ago, there was a film made by Guy Richie called LOCK STOCK AND BARRELL.
Not to mention MATCH POINT and SCOOP.
Don't press your luck rich guy.
Talk about AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.
Like in that RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE video where the boyz brag about having "a pocket full of shells."
Meanwhile the skinny white crackers have pickup trucks full of surplus military ammo.
Not to mention that most of them are into reloading their own shotgun shells.
Think Michigan meets Wisconsin meets Pennsylvania, just for starters.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MR PRIME MINISTER: A few years ago, there was a film made by Guy Richie called LOCK STOCK AND BARRELL.
Not to mention MATCH POINT and SCOOP.
Don't press your luck rich guy.
Talk about AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.
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