The SEINFELD episode about dirty double-dipping was probably one of the series' best top ten virgin shows. And right up there with the rest of the best, has to be the one about some crazy war vet who turns over all those Jewish money exchangers' temples in the 1290 days temple ark prophecy in DANIEL 12. For an amazing portrait of people who suffer from various warped brain issues because their parents did not eat enough tuna salad on whole wheat at their local Jewish deli in Queens.
Hey, shit for brains happens to the best of us.
Think SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK meets CRASH.
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LABOR DAY IDEAS: I'm sorry to admit it. But your cod, perch and bass fillets can't get any better when dipped into some instant buttermilk pancake batter out of a box. Then rolled around in corn meal and deep fried to a golden crisp. Goes well with squeezed lemon and a cheap malt liqueur beer.
However, if that is just too delicate for your tastes; try NEWMAN'S OWN honey mustard preservative free salad dip. [Half part mayo, half part salad dressing.]
PS LL: Last night your father Michael informed me that I should be sure to watch HERBIE: 6.66, sooner rather than later. Maybey after GREASE: 2. Maybe before WAG THE DOG.
PS EMMA WATSON: Two nights ago I dreamed that you now owned outright that crazy feminist PLAYBOY MANSION heath spa retreat in THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING, located just outside of London in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. And in the end, yours truly is eating steak and kidney pies every morning, and loving it.
Let me know if you want to co-star in some movie with that middle-aged Irish actor who needs a hand up these days. Money being no object.
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