THE NUTTY [BYU] PROFESSOR ends with my wife and I walking out of class at THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS with two pink PEPTO BISNAL bottles of my physical and spiritual transfiguration [7 CROWN] rhye formula. Then instead of it being the end, it's only the beginning. Like in CASA BLANCA meets HAIL, CAESAR!
Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is...
Now that the wimpy professor's faint hearted father in 2 NEPHI 8 has finally drank enough poison and become man enough to stand up to his monogomist church lady wife. Who is no longer the only pussy option available to the pathetic little 5'5" man.
In confirmation of the third act prom scene where Professor Strangelove feels like he has to apologize for acting like a straight talking man every time the Jew boy media starts to bully him. Right after his introductory number that goes, "...we've got a world that swings." And the camera shows us a physically transfigured Woody Norris standing next to the older ASU President; both of whom are really digging the scene.
GSR|TWN
PS EMMA WATSON: Last night at 5:44 am, I dreamed that we two were sitting outside enjoying the evening on our neighbor's backyard patio. However, when I finally took a pass at you and discovered that you were actually a boy down there; you got up and went crying to your daddy like a little girl.
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