Tuesday, August 7, 2018

FLIRTY FISHING

Hey there pretty girl. JJ was just a little Jew boy, and you were just a little Jewish princess, when he asked you to take your top off and show us your sexy back in that JT song. Take it from daddy, they don't call it flirty fishing for nothing.
Remember, these strange happenings in your miraculous acting career are what got me interested in you in the first place. Not to mention that prophetic Michelle Rodriguez figure in DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLEY HILLS.
Therefore by the grace of Jesus Christ, your Lord and savior, you never had to submitt yourself to that whole casting couch thing.
So how about showing a little more gratitude towards me for your many blessings in life. And stop bitching about the immature men in your extremely lucky past life for everything that you don't like about it now.
More Kristen Stewart and Miley Cyrus. Or should I say, more 27, less 37. ~ Like when Austin Powers goes back in time for what only seems like ten minutes ago and saves the girl. ~ GSR|TWN
CASCADE FISHING NOTES: Like most of the folks in my native Seattle, I no longer recognize or obey the Federal ICE river fishing laws and regulations in western Washington. Now I just do what I want, and I just go where I want, and I just keep all of the undersized trout that I want; when it comes the fly fishing. Catch me if you can.
Think DELIVERANCE meets SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT meets EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE.
That said, I do not actually have a DVD of the first one. But I do have a DVD of the second one; entitled ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN. Damn skinny, God works in mysterious ways. Which is why most of today's long haul truckers are such big time President Trump bare knuckle fist fighters who have a monkey on their back, yada yada...


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