WINNING IN THE 9TH INNING

Der/show/itz' new cafe photo at BRIETBART was my cue to tell you more about my very vivid preseason dream. Where I was sitting at a window table inside HASTY TASTY, telling a friend that the MARINERS just won their 9th game already. But he replied that it was still too early in the season to get all that excited about it. Then suddenly a caravan of paddywagons stopped out on University Avenue and an army of white swat team policemen poured out and raided the nextdoor hardcore [1969] lesbian feminist bookstore. However, all of the people who were dragged out of there were men. I.e. women trying to look like men. Or maybe men trying to look like women. That's the part where it started to get confusing. Think DAN.9 meets REV.9 in the 9th. ~ GSR/TWN ~ FILM SCHOOL CLIFF NOTES: Laying awake in bed last night, wondering what amazingly inspired and prophetic movie to watch next, I had a flash vision of the BRANCH DAVIDIAN baby in REV.12 getting wrapped up in swaddling duct tap. So I guess it's going to be SUICIDE KINGS. ~ PS PRESIDENT BLOWFELD: I told you that Gorsuch looked too gay to be on the high court. That said, the other President Pence with the more traditional White House haircut in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER knows a thing or two about converting homosexuals into heterosexuals. ~ PERSONAL BUSINESS NOTES: Looking for a birthday party gift for you underaged virgin daughter or granddaughter? That is not too expensive but still has certain semi rare and precious qualities? Go to www.glammitup.us, and be sure to credit Samantha Beener. And I can personally guarentee you that if the spirit moves you to do it, but you don't do it, the devil himself is going to have a surpirse birthday at your house this Wednesday; not next Wednesday, like tomorrow. ~ Enough is enough already for Christ's sake.