THE JOSEPHITE HAPPENING

In my vision of the gutzy President Trump being the fifth wise virgin figure on MOUNT RUSHMORE, his image was posed to the right of George Washington. In confirmation of the same sculpor, named Gutzon Bor/glum, who also helped design the southern CONFEDERATE MEMORIAL on Stone Mountain, George/ia. ~ Looking at the white faced monument to Israelitish men at it's official www.nps.gov web site, it does look like there is the perfect place on "Slaughter Mountain" for an Alfred Hitchcock style profile carving to the superiority of western civilization. ~ Of course, for now that area just looks like a yuuge pile of dark brown dog shit. ~ GSR/TWN ~ BIBLE STUDY NOTES: America's official sunday school teacher Jimmy Carter was on some "HERE'S... JOHNNY!" late night talk show on the same day that a plane crashed in Santa Paula, California. ~ PS JIM CARREY: Have you ever thought about trying your hand at clay sculpting? I bet that you would be a natural. ~ NEWS REPORTS: New reports of the lesbian family going off a cliff at 90 mph in HERBIE RIDES AGAIN have some better pix off all 8 of them wearing blue INVISIBLE MAN T-shirts, complete with wig and glasses.