THE WHITE RUSSIAN HAPPENING AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION STARTS NOW..

Dr. Evil's Chinese made space station no.1 crashed into the REVELATION 13:1 South Pacific area where most of those atomic test bombs go off at the end of DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING [about Russian conspiracies] AND LOVE THE BOMB. Since Russia will definitely be a key post WW:III player anyway in getting President Trump reelected as THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA in 2020; not to mention that eastern European looking 39ish albino freak in A VIEW TO A KILL getting elected President in 2024, and yet again in 2028. Of course, by 'America' I AM is talking about the white people; and not those too-short-by-half halfbreed Jews, queers, and niggers living on the two OCEANS 11 coasts of North America. ~ GSR/TWN ~ EXECUTIVE PRODUCER NOTES: Since I AM is paying for everything now anyway, I'm thinking THE BIG LEBOWSKI meets LAST TANGO IN PARIS on my restored vintage 91' sailboat docked somewhere in French Tahiti. And there is a mutiny onboard because the girls want me to pay them more money for putting out. Hey, we can't make a 1980s era paperback romance novel adaptation movie without lots of contrived trumped up dramatic scenes and shit loads of money involving lots of hot and bothered 16 year-old girls. Maybe America has abandoned her original 1960s PLAYBOY magazine philosophy principles for now; but the Russian edition of the publication is still making a decent profit.