Wednesday, April 21, 2021

YOU'RE GONNA DIE LAUGHING

 This is the 1260 days one where the scarey Emphraimite camedian tells the Jewish Jerry Seinfeld that he killed em on stage the other night.

For an inspired Abraham Lincoln stage comedy assassination thing at the FORD THEATER with a lead .50 ball from a black powder pistol to the back of the head.

Some people in the audience claimed that the killer yelled "Death to tyrants!"

Others say they heard the actor scream "BREAK A LEG!" in Latin.

Oh well, " Comedy is opinion." Danny Simon.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS HOWARD STERN: I know, the cops are not killing nearly enough crazy violent niggers these days. Now it's only like about 15 a year. Whereas before the depolicing of America by the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14, it was more like 50 every year.

"It wasn't like this ten years ago." Said the old timer to me at the bus stop about what a shit hole Kent, Washington, King County has become.

Be patient my brother; things are going to get a lot better in the near future.

PS KEN: The ghost of my freckled faced enfant terrible will be seen riding on all of those kiddie rides this Friday in the carnival parking lot of horrors at the deserted TOPS.

For example, "Seattle is starting to look like a ghost town." Kirby Wilbur.

Rhymes with KIRBY VACUUMS.

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