Sunday, April 25, 2021

THE THIRTY MILE TWILIGHT ZONE

 That blond JEWS FOR JESUS dude, code named Eli, who got fucked up real bad in his own home town of Jerusalem, looks just like the same white dude who got Jewed at TMZ; back in the day.

While he was out walking his wagging tail dog in the middle of the night, no less.

Pardon my wordy dialogue.

Think SON OF LEBOWSKI meets The Son of God.

"You're probably shit out of luck if you are over thirty miles away from the nearest cell phone tower." Jesus Christ, 9:34 pm, PST, April 25, 2021.

"But don't forget to keep your mask on." Jesus Christ, 9:42 pm, PST, April 25, 2021.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS TOM CRIUSE: It was short guys like you who killed Hollywood with their childish junk science religion tv shows, silly rabbit.

What goes around comes around in the carnival of life.

PS NEVE CAMPBELL: After all these years, last night I dreamed that I finally got to nail you; and you liked it.


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