According to the spoken word at 2bc.info, if you don't have blue eyes, you are not a pure blooded Israelitish descendant of Abraham Lincoln at all.
However, you just might be a second cousin or a third uncle; nothing wrong with that.
As in the case of an Emma Watson or a Julia Roberts or a Jennifer Garner.
So imagine the shock when Lewis and Clark encountered a band of tanned skin natives who had blue eyes and blond hair in western Montana.
Sounds like something right out of a Mel Brooks western comedy.
Particularly the one that ends with the Indians and the cowboys going to war with each other inside of a Hollywood movie musical studio in the thirty mile zone; back in the day.
Think HIGH ANXIETY meets PSYCHO.
"Okay, no more [Nazi] actors after this." EATING RAOUL.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS TODD HERMAN: Spokane, Washington rhymes with spoken word.
PS KIT WINN: The Monroe Doctrine rhymed with Monroe, Washington.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: John McCain finally died of brain cancer in Arizona for a reason.
Rumor has it, his last dying words were "Donald Trump still lives."
PS STEVEN BEAN: If you and your partners can buy out that mormon owned Sun Valley, Idaho ski resort this year for ten cents on the dollar; I promise that I will give you guys ten feet of white powder snow every season for the next ten years.
Do we got a deal?
After that, if you guys don't repent and start to do all of your banking with the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION, you're on your own.
PS DR. NO: When I say no, I mean no. And I don't care who knows it.
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