MY NAME IS BOND

 "I'll do anything for him if he's committed..." Megan Fox, interviewing for TRANSFORMERS, back in the day.

So cue the future Donald Trump trumpets in this 1974 Chinatown prophecy about the villain who looks a lot like China Joe, back in the day.

And my 007 Bond Girl is role played by Sienna Miller; of Miller Canyon, Kent, Washington fame.

Located just up and over from Bonney Lake in Pierce County, Washington.

Oh yeah, "My Bonney lives over the ocean..." goes the old  Scotish siren song.

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I AM THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

 "I only need one shot." THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

How charming.

Speaking in prophetic code about God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant Donald Trump.

See every 007 movie that was ever made about one man destroying 10,000 Jews and queers in the Old Testament Bible.

And in the end, he always gets the girls.

"Oh you naughty little boy." SPLITTING HEIRS.

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PS QUEEN ELIZABETH II: The Seattle Slew begins in Kent, Washington; after the Green River turns into a briney tide water slew similar to the London Thames.

ALL FUCKED UP AND NOWHERE TO GO ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER SUNDOWN

 All of those non believing Jews who got fucked up really bad were into thier 33rd day countdown to something really big happening on day 49.

It happening only a few hours after the abomination of desolation addressed the New Jerusalem in the BM.

Rhymes with New York, New Jersey, New England... yada yada.

Whereas, when Lehi fled the old city back in the day, most of the proper society Jews were still keeping the Sabbath and paying their tithing. [Read taxes]

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SECRET COMBINATIONS NOTE: All of today's news about the code is obviously coming from the bosses in the party media who love to lie and spread the hate, for political reasons.

And sometimes it feels like I am the only one who knows it.

"The Jews are liars!" Adolf Hitler, speaking to the ignorant and uninformed masses in one of his more candid moments, back in the day.

ISN'T IT IRONIC

 Goes the Gen X pop song about it raining on your long awaited ten virgins wedding day in MATTHEW 25.

"For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie." REVELATION 22: 15.

For example, science and data proves that Covidism works. Just as long as you keep that mask over your face and keep your mouth shut.

Let me guess; there is no plan in place in India to give anybody a free CHLOROX white bleech injection who wants one.

Probably too many people over there nowadays who are employed by the 666.com Jews in California.

Think THE DARLING LIMITED meets HOTEL CALIFORNIA.

Talk about the Royal British marines conquering all of India back in the day without hardly firing a shot, relatively speaking.

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PS MISS CARDIN: The current leader of France is a dirty little Jewish rat of course.

Along the same lines as a John Kerry or a Jennifer Aniston.

"I dont have any mirrors in my house.. I can't even stand to look at myself in the bathroom mirror." Jennifer Aniston.

THIS IS STARTING TO GET RIDICULOUS

 I kid you not.

"Comedy is exageration." Danny Simon.

Everything that I do during the day is now being confirmed on whatever rerun episode of NICKY, RICKY, SPIFFY AND DAWN that my protege from Mentor, Ohio chooses for us to watch together every night before bedtime.

How ironic.

And I thought that my romantic date night years were over for now.

I think I'm in love.

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PS EJ: That timely 2.5 in Paulsboro, Washington was for you baby. See ya on the flip side.

PS BIRTHDAY GIRL: You're still worth it in my book.

TRYING TOO HARD TO BE COOL AND IRONIC AND WITH IT

What made Andy Warhol so incredibly cool back in the day, was that he was completely honest and ironicaly serious without having a clue.

Talk about the non age appropriate Joe Biden not even knowing what the hell he is talking about these days.

Because half of America still sees him as some kind of a hep cat at MSNBC er all.

"What's happening baby?" A pretentious Andy Warhol, trying to get with it in front of the cameras back in the day.

Joked the nervous old reformed rabbi who walked into an Irish bar for a double shot of Scotch on the rocks in 2021.

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SHIP OF FOOLS

 Last night I dreamed that Woody Allen was a major player in the 1965 SHIP OF FOOLS movie trailer prophecy.

That takes place during the born again abomination of desolation in MARK 13 meets REVELATION 13.

Oh yeah, "13 is my lucky number." Taylor Swift

In confirmation of my own private James Bond roles in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE meets CHUCKY GETS LUCKY in THE FRENCH DISPATCH film traiker.

How ironic.

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OLD BLUE EYES

 According to the spoken word at 2bc.info, if you don't have blue eyes, you are not a pure blooded Israelitish descendant of Abraham Lincoln at all.

However, you just might be a second cousin or a third uncle; nothing wrong with that.

As in the case of an Emma Watson or a Julia Roberts or a Jennifer Garner.

So imagine the shock when Lewis and Clark encountered a band of tanned skin natives who had blue eyes and blond hair in western Montana.

Sounds like something right out of a Mel Brooks western comedy.

Particularly the one that ends with the Indians and the cowboys going to war with each other inside of a Hollywood movie musical studio in the thirty mile zone; back in the day.

Think HIGH ANXIETY meets PSYCHO.

"Okay, no more [Nazi] actors after this." EATING RAOUL.

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PS TODD HERMAN: Spokane, Washington rhymes with spoken word.

PS KIT WINN: The Monroe Doctrine rhymed with Monroe, Washington.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: John McCain finally died of brain cancer in Arizona for a reason.

Rumor has it, his last dying words were "Donald Trump still lives."

PS STEVEN BEAN: If you and your partners can buy out that mormon owned Sun Valley, Idaho ski resort this year for ten cents on the dollar; I promise that I will give you guys ten feet of white powder snow every season for the next ten years. 

Do we got a deal?

After that, if you guys don't repent and start to do all of your banking with the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION, you're on your own.

PS DR. NO: When I say no, I mean no. And I don't care who knows it.

THAT'S MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU

 "Biology conspired to keep us childless."

RAISING ARIZONA was a 1980s [unfinished white oak furniture] prophecy about the lawless white trash who tried to steal the blond haired blue eyed 2020 election baby Jesus in REVELATION 12.

No wonder that the only county in America that was white enough to expose Barack Obama's felony birth certificate was in Arizona.

No thanks to Michael Medved and his kindred spirits at the FBI er all.

Think raising Cain meets raising hell at CNN.

Rhymes with sin.

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CLIFF NOTES: The entire HANNIBAL series is about today's gay ass FBI of Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11.

That eventually ends with the beast who kills his own MOTHER OF WHORES. Who had birthed him in the first place in REVELATION 17.

"A lot of these indie films make the mistake of trying too hard to be cool and ironic." Gene Siskel

"Yeah, but sometimes it actually works." Roger Ebert 

GRANNY GET YOUR GUN!

Thanks to the Jews, a law and order crisis is now coming your way like a freight train with no brakes.

So the Jews now have to own what it feels like to have no security in Israel when we see Joe Biden er all occupying the White House in Washington.

Rhymes with Olympia, Washington State.

Goes without saying, "Kurt Cobain was a genius." Howard Stern, back in the day.

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THE THIRTY MILE TWILIGHT ZONE

 That blond JEWS FOR JESUS dude, code named Eli, who got fucked up real bad in his own home town of Jerusalem, looks just like the same white dude who got Jewed at TMZ; back in the day.

While he was out walking his wagging tail dog in the middle of the night, no less.

Pardon my wordy dialogue.

Think SON OF LEBOWSKI meets The Son of God.

"You're probably shit out of luck if you are over thirty miles away from the nearest cell phone tower." Jesus Christ, 9:34 pm, PST, April 25, 2021.

"But don't forget to keep your mask on." Jesus Christ, 9:42 pm, PST, April 25, 2021.

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PS TOM CRIUSE: It was short guys like you who killed Hollywood with their childish junk science religion tv shows, silly rabbit.

What goes around comes around in the carnival of life.

PS NEVE CAMPBELL: After all these years, last night I dreamed that I finally got to nail you; and you liked it.

LONDON CALLING FOR YOU ON YOUTUBE.

 "London calling to the faraway towns..." Like funky town Kent, Washington for example.

Where the Green River Killer had a good paying job as a spray painter for new semi 18 wheeler MAGA truckers.

But then he got ratted out for "thirty pieces of silver" by some old retired FBI friend just for the shits and giggles.

Pretty sure about this one. After I read about it in a used paperback book I had bought for 50 cents back in the day.

"You know what they said, some of it was true..." LONDON CALLING

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PS CHAD: They now have power assisted steering on those restored 1989 G WOLFS; so rich old fuckers like me can handle it with ease.

Personally, I will be ordering mine with a few artististically placed dents and bumps on it here and there. In order to ward off any deep woods meth addict hillbillies who might see it as a piece of shit that's not worth messing with.

Kind of like buying a pair of "distressed" and worn out looking designer jeans full of holes for $200.

PS TMZ: Dont laugh, the former lead singer of THE SEX PISTOLS is a huge outspoken Donald Trump rebel rock band supporter. And so is today's front man for THE FOO FIGHTERS. Both of whom are as white as a slice of WONDER BREAD.

Talk about the best thing to ever happen since sliced bread.

You can Google it if you don't believe it.

PS KIRBY WILBUR: President Lincoln died with a hole in his head because he already had a big hole in his head, Michael Medved.

REVENGE OF THE WHITE BAND

 That YOUTUBE video of TRAIN IN VAIN is about when the white dudes get their racist shit together and make a surprize sleeper hit come back.

"Beware of the skinny white guy." GSR/TWN, back in the day.

Think THIN MAN meets THINNER.

"Calling me a rascist is a pretty thin argument." Donald Trump, back in the day.

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LISTENER NOTES: Michael reminded me yet again last week to keep listening to ARK MIDNIGHT live on Saturday nights, Glenn Beck.

PS COAST TO COAST: That mystery midnight conspiracy tree cutter in England is a guy who works for me.

"Timber!" TWIN PEAKS, 1991.

PS SIENNA MILLER: The mystery Asian lady who owns the saw mill is a MILL CREEK CANYON EARTHWORKS PARK prophecy in TWIN PEAKS.

"Seeing is believing." Rush Limbaugh; back when TMZ standed for "thirty mile zone" and not today's much smaller three mile bubble boy zone.

THE CLASH

 THE CLASH was about when white punk rock would clash with black disco back in the 70s.

I still remember driving around Portland back in the day and seeing "DISCO" spray painted on red stop signs and wondering what's the big deal.

Flash forward to today's budding race war and I can see what they ment.

Niggers getting away with murder. Polite civilized white folks getting arrested for not wearing a mask at WAL-MART in California.

Yada yada.

Yeah I know. Blacks are still getting arrested for murder, here and there. Which is the exception that proves the rule.

Take the blacked out FBI case of Seth Rich for example.

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PS LL: They just arrested your daddy because he was a Trump supporter and a long time Howard Stern listener. Not because he was working on 10% commission as a travel agent for various rehab resort destinations.

"One man's kickback is another man's sales commission." J. Edgar Hoover.

THE RED KNIGHT

 "I've got the power!..."

THE FISHER KING is a 1991 prophecy about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP being God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN holy grail servant from New York City.

Where the blood of Christ will start to flow like a river, and run all the way down to the white suburbs of Washington, DC.

Even where Howard Stern got his first serious shock jock radio gig back in the day.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of guys.

"I got fucked up in the house of my friends." Jesus Christ, 9:52 pm, PST, April 23, 2021, Kent, Washington.

"Dude, I know the feeling..." SON OF LEBOWSKI. 

Chilling on his classic wood sailboat with a couple of his Janes, called The Red Knight; moored at Friday Harbor, Washington. 

Which he probably hasn't taken out for a spin for few years now.

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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You're gonna have to die and become born again if you want to look that good again in TO DIE FOR meets DEAD CALM meets KILL CRIUSE, yada yada.

Metaphorically speaking? Literally speaking? Doesn't matter, it's all the same ball of wax; spiritually speaking.

"I don't care if they're dead or alive." Jesus Christ, 10:32 pm, PST, April 23, 2021, King County, Washington.

HOW TO CATCH A NIGGER

 "Eeny, meany, mighty Moses,

Catch a nigger by the toes.

If he hollers make him pay.

Fifty dollars [bail] every day."

Reads just like a page of overwritten talky dialogue from Quentin Tarantino's 10th movie, don't it?

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PS SIENNA MILLER: You will be co-starring in Tarantino's next ensemble cast fuck film because I told him to go ahead and do it. Hope you can at least return the favor in some small way.

"You can piss away a million dollars just as fast as a thousands dollars in this business." Bruce Willis, back in the day.

If the money is good enough of course.

We all have our bills to pay.

ANOTHER NIGGER BITES THE DUST

 "You're next." LeBron James; now that his NBA career has become hamstrung for all eternity, Tiger Woods.

So this time it was that 19 year-old black baller Terrence Clarke in LA. Who himself had still not recovered from his college sports injuries.

Can't wait to see the video outtakes for this latest one at TMZ. Where the site no longer allows [censors] righwing reader comments. 

Talk about the second coming of Jesus Christ in the blink of an eye in BIRTH OF A NATION meets CRASH, Charlize Theron.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: All of these childish negro basketball omens on tv are about me arriving at BILTMORE with an injured knee in a limo in the BEING THERE prophecy, back in the day.

"Pro basketball is about Jews watching black dudes fighting with each other..." Joked the 6' 5" Howard Stern, back in the day.

CAIN SUES ABLE

 "Every time a white cop kills a nigger, it's a law suit jackpot for his family and relatives." Howard Stern, 2003.

"She's a Sioux, the Siuox are worse than the white [Jew] man!" Says my future brown eyed squaw in THE TRIUMPH OF A MAN CALLED HORSE meets LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

1983 being the year when I started to pull out of my career slump and start selling one liner monologue jokes to Joan Rivers at 15k a page.

Sadly, by 1989 that scene had played itself out like a flash in the pan. 

So then I was forced to sell my used APPLE 2 just to buy a $91 one way AMTRAK ticket up to Tacoma, Washington. And have enough money left over to buy me a rib steak in the diner car.

Talk about "too much, too soon" in the 2003 BLACKBALL moving trailer.

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TRIUMPHS OF A MAN CALLED HORSE, 1983

 Boy oh boy, did the Jews ever hate this one.

The one that stars that former blond front row look alike star at TMZ; who left the show because he got so tired of all the PC horse shit.

Either that, or he got shit canned because of his increasingly bad attitude towards the Jews and the gays who were running the negro carnival show.

Of course, money had nothing to do with it.

Think TWO AND A HALF MEN meets the TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER, back in the day.

Never forget, the first thing that Obama did after he got into the White House was write a reparations check for $1,000,000,000 to the black Crow in Montana.

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PS MM: More prophecy, less sophistry. Time is of the essence.

PS GWYNETH PALTROW: Those carnival rides that start this Friday up in the ghost gown parking lot of Kent Hill will be a CARNIVAL OF SOULS happening.

Ergo "Wherever the negro lives, you see desolation and desperation." George Washington.

YOU'RE GONNA DIE LAUGHING

 This is the 1260 days one where the scarey Emphraimite camedian tells the Jewish Jerry Seinfeld that he killed em on stage the other night.

For an inspired Abraham Lincoln stage comedy assassination thing at the FORD THEATER with a lead .50 ball from a black powder pistol to the back of the head.

Some people in the audience claimed that the killer yelled "Death to tyrants!"

Others say they heard the actor scream "BREAK A LEG!" in Latin.

Oh well, " Comedy is opinion." Danny Simon.

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PS HOWARD STERN: I know, the cops are not killing nearly enough crazy violent niggers these days. Now it's only like about 15 a year. Whereas before the depolicing of America by the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14, it was more like 50 every year.

"It wasn't like this ten years ago." Said the old timer to me at the bus stop about what a shit hole Kent, Washington, King County has become.

Be patient my brother; things are going to get a lot better in the near future.

PS KEN: The ghost of my freckled faced enfant terrible will be seen riding on all of those kiddie rides this Friday in the carnival parking lot of horrors at the deserted TOPS.

For example, "Seattle is starting to look like a ghost town." Kirby Wilbur.

Rhymes with KIRBY VACUUMS.

HORSE SHIT

 Every violent nigger with a long criminal record is going to die at the hand of a dirty white copper in the ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.

Talk about the door to heaven getting slammed shut in front of your face in 2022 by every 1970s discotecho doorman in SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER meets BOOGIE NIGHTS.

[Most doormen back then moonlighting cops.]

Not to mention making a movie like that for under $10,000,000 even in today's worthless bullshit paper copy machine money.

"All you do is press the button, and viola!" HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB. Or DOCTOR STRANGELOVE MEETS DOCTOR FAUCI.

Rhymes with fasci.

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A PRAYER FOR THE DYING

My amazing look alike prep school math [numbers] mentor/teacher who was fired represents my retired 85 year-old dying uncle math [junior college] professor in Kirkland.

Believe it or not; he still miraculously shows up every day for a game of stick-ball at the local seniors retirement club house for rich weirdos.

And unbelievably, he still claims to not believe in an afterlife.

Take for example my long lost friend Ken Kemp, who also had to suffer in the flesh; even the devout mormon author of I HATED HEAVEN.

Before he could get his mind right and lose his bad attitudes about eternal life, and the Kingdom of God, yada yada.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Talk about the first fruits of the resurrection.

THE RETURN OF A MAN CALLED HORSE, 1976

 "You'd think one ceremony like that would do the trick, without any booster shots." Roger Ebert on the above sequel.

Lots of red, white and black horses in this second one; and a few pale ones too.

No shit, now the federal government is even talking about a third booster shot.

"Government programs always increase in scope... [clears throat] never decrease." William F. Buckley Jr. on FIRING LINE in 1970.

Yellow no.2 pencil in hand.

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POSSIBLE CORRECTION: That pink Pig Foot episode about me could have been on PUNKY BREWSTER; "Not sure, don't care anyway..." 

Half the time after I take a bathroom break, my little restless protege has already switched the channel to something else when I come back. 

Last night it was the one where Dawn and her little brother become werewolves; after they reach puberty and their animal instinct hormones start to kick in.

HAVING MORE FUN THAN A BARREL FULL OF MONKIES

 "I've never had hot monkey sex in my life, not even on my honeymoon." Howard Stern, interviewing Tom Jones on his brief 1260 days television career show series.

Dude was no Larry King or Charlie Rose, that's for sure.

Not to be confused with Michael Savage.

Not to mention Rush Limbaugh; "I rarely do interviews... That's just not my thing."

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I'M OUT FOR TROUT TOO

 Those two faggots got rolling in Converse County, Wyoming for a converse confirmation of Michael Moore's first friuts film that exposed the truth about Detroit, Michigan style crony capitalism.

You think that's ass backwards?

Made in America by Chinese robots, or made in England by the same Asian robots; what's the big deal anymore?

"I can't tell the diference between them..." Mao.

"So what..." Woody Norris, 1979.

How about a devout Catholic Mormon who believes in population control abortion and income distribution; such as a Mitt Romney or a John Kerry

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PS MM: You're just what Texas needs right now. Another middle of the road fence sitter who doesn't know if he's afoot of horseback.

AMERICA GOT ROLLED

God caused those two YOUTUBE queers of Judah and Ephraim to roll their royal British black ROLLS three times on a patch of black ice in Liz Chenney's Medicine Bow country.

This being the Republican state where they made that famous homosexual cowboy movie.

Because the Jews, queers and niggers rolled America back in 2020.

"What goes around comes around." Jesus Christ, 10:12 am, PST, April 18, 2021.

Talk about role playing.

Think Meghan Mark/le meets Kamala Harris. Both of whom have been marked with a black skin for a Divine reason.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Even in the BM, there were periods when the blackie was more rightious than the whitie.

Take for example Kent, Washington; where the only hot young ladies who are modestly dressed are either Muslims or Hindus.

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BOOKMARK NOTES: Be sure to mark Joe Kovacs' piece today at wnd.com .

"The only thing that we have to fear, is fear itself." FDR

A WHITE MAN CALLED HORSE

 "...that's the whitest of movies I've ever seen." Buffy Sainte Marie, on A MAN CALLED HORSE

No wonder that today's dark skinned savages are taking over the America of Kamala Harris er all. Half of whom are white actors wearing dark makeup.

See every cowboy and Indians Saturday matinee movie ever made in the 1950s where the savage and uncivilized redskins are all white extras.

"I got scalped." Jesus Christ, 10:59 pm, PST, 4.17.21

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PS JG: My 8 year-old protege, of Mentor, Ohio fame, got baptised [washed] at that brick mason mormon church across from the WHITE HORSE CROSSING in Kent, Washington on your birthday girl day.

PS ANGELINA JOLIE: Last night Michael whistled me at 6:04 am. Then at 6:12 am he said, "You too" Adriana Lima.

PS TODD HERMAN: The new 1980s AIDS virus needles that are now being promoted by the homosexual Dr Fauci, are the same gay ass scorpion stingers in the butt in REVELATION 9.

No wonder they want you to take it over and over again.

"Third time's the charm." George Michael, 1989.

A MAN CALLED HORSE, 1970

 "One day, I will be a chief!" Richard Harris, role playing my latter day saint marred servant figure in 3 NEPHI.

Not to be confused with Kamala Harris.

Like for example, Chief Seattle's grave site is located on the map over at Indianola, Washington, next to Kingston, Washington; via the Edmonds, Washington ferry.

Arriving and departing every 45 minutes from Snow County, Washington.

Think SON OF LEBOWSKI meets GRANDPA LEBOWSKI, the tv series.

"Hey grandpa, why did they always call you the dude?" [FADE BACK IN TIME SCENE HERE]

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PS MICHAEL MOORE: Low lake trout season traditionally opens this third April Sunday in Washington State, King County.

PS UNCLE JIM: Three days ago I dreamed that I AM WE will be holding a private memorial THREE'S COMPANY service for you on the dock where I lived in Medina, Washington during the 80s.

ASSHOLES RULE

 "Think pink!" GREASE 2

Ergo, Mr Hole was the suicidal no.19 shooter at Dr. Evil's medicine wheel FEDEX airport complex outside of 717' Indianapolis, Indiana.

Probably because Joe Biden is the biggest federal government asshole who has ever desecrated the Greek White House in American history. 

Google every cunt that Jennifer Aniston ever fucked in her entire life and you start to see a pattern. 

Get the picture?

No wonder she can never keep a boyfriend; much less a husband.

Talk about sloppy seconds...

"Okay, that's enough." Elizabeth Hurley.

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PS NICKELODEON: Get a load of this. My bossy 8 year-old protege from Mentor, Ohio is now making me watch all four seasons of NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN. Friday night's timely episode was all about yours truly of course, a.k.a. Pig Foot.

THIS FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

"Life is full of surprises." Abraham Lincoln

Over a foot of wet white melting spring snow is expected to fall in THE SHINING area tonight. 

For a FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS confirmation of me fucking the quarterback's super model girlfriend.

Talk about your crazy bitch wife just trying to make you jealous because you are not paying enough attention to her needs.

Holy smokes!

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HI THERE SAILOR!

 Everett, Washington, Snohomoish County will be the port of call for the new BIRTH OF A NATION concept on pages 187 to 189 in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

Including Paine Field of course. Where the private jets will be flying in and out of the place with no passports. 

Hell's bells, even if you're an illegal alien, who only has enough cash to own and operate a used G6; you're my kind of people.

Always give a man a backdoor in.

You think Seattle is too white? 

You ain't seen nothing yet.

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PS GLENN BECK: One of those little thin bitter sweet tourist guide travel books in REVELATION 10 is THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

Time to get with the program, Rick Steves...

I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS

 "We need to look like we have all the answers." Says my older homeless uncle Greg LDS missionary man with a 666 name tag ID in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2004.

Any questions?

I'm thinking MY OWN PRIVATE NORTHERN IDAHO meets STARBUCKS MEMORIES.

Or like all of those rear window pickup truck stickers say up in funky town, "GOD, GUNS AND STARBUCKS"

Talk about having your white paper priorities straight and in order when the rubber hits the road on Hwy. 410.

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PS DANA RALF: There is a reason why you look too much like that blond cunt cowgirl Liz Cheney; pardon my French ex-wife girlfriend spelling.

I'm still dealing with a few of my [unresolved] mad as hell tv divorce court issues to this day.

PS CAMERON DIAZ: "There's always a first time for everything." Ted Bundy, Tacoma, Washington, Pierce County.

PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS BITCH.

 You believe in science do you, Julia Roberts?

Then why are we seeing you walking around in public with an ER mask on your face? Not!

See every retro Hollywood [Communist] propaganda film you ever made, where the giant 500 corporations are always lying to the public.

And they have the toxic Democrat Party and the Jewish owned newspapers in their back pocket to boot.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Dr Evil is already making plans to buy BILTMORE before you can. 

Think CITIZEN KANE meets LOVE AND DEATH, Larry David.

"At this rate, I should go broke in about 60 years." Orson Welles, quoting himself at his humble middle class suberban home outside of Las Vegas, Nevada.

WHAT WOULD I DO?

 Probably the first fiat that I will be handing down to the kin folk in funky town is some kind of a stiff punishment for wearing string bikini masks on public sidewalks.

 Of course, I would allow people to do that kind of thing in the privacy of their own homes.

"Hey, whatever floats your boat." SON OF LEBOWSKI.

Hell, put two of them on your face at the same time, if that's your thing, Michael Moore.

Talk about double bagging it in SPINAL TAP.

"Masks are like wearing your dirty underwear over your face." Dr. Rand Paul.

I would just add, metaphorically speaking.

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PS KIT WINN: Wouldn't hurt to gravel off another half acre on your private property for additional RV parking.

I figure you could get $500 a week for the sewer, water and electrical hook ups alone.

Multiply that by ten tourist bus film production units, and the profits start to add up.

"Sometimes the only guys who make any movie on a movie are the grips..." Sylvestor Stallone.

WEST AFRICAN SNAKE BITES WHITE MAN AT ZOO

 "...he executed the justice of the Lord, and his judgments with Isreal." DEUTOR: 33:21

That deadly snake bite happened to happen in Kamala Harris' California border town for a timely Gad damn it reason.

The one where yours truly plays the sheriff in TOUCH OF EVIL.

And the antihero darkie is played by a white acter who later became president elect of the Reaganite NRA.

Rhymes with Israelite.

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PS KIT WINN: The two season 1990s series TWIN PEAKS was a running plot about who executed Washington State Governor Jay Inslee. Not to be confused with the show's original pilot that was later turned into a feature length film on home video.

Literally speaking.

"There's very little difference between being executed, and being assassinated in a revolution." William F. Buckley Jr. on FIRING LINE, 1969 .

Author of GOD AND MAN AT YALE, 1951.

Think WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT meets BANANAS.

THEY SHOOT BLACK HORSES, DON'T THEY?

 "Never rat on your friends..."

The white masked heros are going to keep shooting the black bad guys until the Jews stop fucking with the white man on the tv news 24/7.

"...and always keep your mouth shut." GOODFELLAS

If wishes were horses, Jane Fonda.

Time to own it pretty lady; paraquoting PRETTY LADY.

Grrr...

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PS GLENN BECK: Page 188 is about today's corrupt deep state in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

PS TODD HERMAN: Your remote audio is still glitching out way too much on 770. To the point that sometimes I have to just turn it off; even wondering if someone is trying to sabotage you.

By the by... Today will be a most special day that the Lord has made for all of us sinners.

GAME TIME

 "So let's take care of it!" is the most mighty line in FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS.

Which is ultimately about taking care of America's international Jewish business man corporation problem.

"We didn't care about the niggers, only the Jews." Leslie Winn; when he was growing up in Denver, Colorado.

The late son of a secret KKK fringe branch of the extremely devout Luthern Brothers Church member in DC 87.

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PS HEATHER GRAHAM: Last night I had a really sweet "friends with benefits" dream about you and me fucking a 27ish Natalie Merchant. After I had lost a game of strip poker with you two.

Talk about clearing the table in LEPRECHAUN 3 with Sienna Miller and her crazy sister to boot.

Think that's weird? Before that, I dreamed that Jennifer Garner was my Egyptian Cleopatra sex goddess queen of Sodom. Yours truly playing the role of Marc Antony. 

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

"It's time."

 This one is the 2004 movie trailer about when Billy Bob Thornton becomes the new high school [leftovers] football coach of THE ROYALS in Kent, Washington in 2021.

Talk about two girls for every blond beach boy wanna be back in the day.

Back when the white guys were the players, and the blond babes were their cheerleaders.

Lots of Texas car plates these days in Kent, Washington; because of BOEING's cross hiring from the two states' aeospace industries.

Not to mention BLUE SKY.

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PS DANA RALPH: Told ya I was going to remake a major Hollywood movie in Kent with an A list cast.

Oh ye bitches of little faith...

Daniel White as the GATERADE "thirst quencher" water bottle boy? Who turns out to be the little nasty leprechaun guy who the quarterback's hot blond girlfriend is fucking on the side?

Sienna Miller as my older high school drama class teacher in GREASE 2?

Full union scale with benefits of course. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

PS HOWARD STERN: The upcoming FRIENDS reunion is supposed to be some kind of a modern friends with benefits thing. 

RAISING HELL IN ARIZONA

 Looks like the Kafka trial of the century is starting to shape up out in Arizona. Where the Jews are trying to stop Jesus Christ from becoming born again.

[Read reelected again.]

Talk about the wisdom of King Solomon. Who once asked the two fighting mothers to cut in half the baby in REVELATION 12.

And then we learned who was the real father who won the election in 2020.

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PS TODD HERMAN. Your radio show trial of Dr. Fauci this week should put to rest all of those rumors on TMZ about who kidnapped Lady Gaga's two ugly French bulldogs in Hollywood.

"Always have your ducks lined up in a row first..." Paraphrasing THE LINCOLN LAWYER.

PS LL: Rumor has it that the upcoming HBO rehab of FRIENDS is just another one of those boring, over written, and way too talky circle jerk confession sessions at your local AA in Everett.

How about "A little less talk, and a little more action. Elvis Presley 

GOOGLEING ERIC DENTON

 Mr Denton's kids got sliced to death in a horrific scene that represents the Denton, Ohio DC 86 church prophecy called THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, Eric Jaderholm.

Talk about previews of upcoming events in REAR WINDOW meets REVELATION 14:20.

Don't forget, every child who gets murdered before the age of 8 automatically goes to heaven, according to the mormon Bible.

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LAW NOTES: That piece on Dr Yea/don at wnd.com should be required reading for the defense. 

"Never go into a courtroom without having all of your ducks in a row." THE LINCOLN LAWER

KISS ME, I'M IRISH

"Ya think so doctor?" BOOGIE NIGHTS

The Good Friday viral outbreak of riots in North [Seattle] Ireland are a white protestant race rebellion against the fascist insanity of black Irish Catholic Dr. Fauci type Covidism.

See every 007 movie where the weird looking and balding multibillionaire villain who wants to take over the world has a strange and unfamiliar accent.

Not a lot of boiling mad bomb throwers wearing masks in the above news video clips.

Like I said, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP won the 2020 election Boston, Mass.

Exactly as prophesied in those two BOONDOCK SAINTS low budget indie movies back in the day.

"This is the patients of the saints..." in REVELATION 13.

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CHINATOWN NOW

"What now my love, now that it's over?"

Moore and Moore it's looking like the underground secret theater "election" of Joe Biden is going to be exposed this year.

Come hell or high water.

Not to mention the upcoming big reveal of who was behind the assassination of Seth Rich.

Hint hint, it wasn't those two niggers who were hired by Donald Trump to gun down Lady Gaga's gay ass dog walker.

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PS TODD HERMAN: The other night I dreamed that people with no masks on their face were walking their big dogs, that all had masks on the snouts.

PS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: Had enough yet? Or would you like a little more, just to be sure?

MAKING SEATTLE WHITE AGAIN

 Those of us who grew up here know that Seattle has always been divided into three symbolic parts.

Ergo, everybody north of the ship channel was white. The middle section was mostly a colorful mix of Jews and Asians; sprinkled on top with a few [7%] dark chocolate blacks.

And West Seattle was basically a hoshposh of white eastern Euopean antisemite immigrants from all points east of Loraine, France. 

No wonder skid row was a historic prophecy about today's homeless Jewish politics.

Which will only be cured with some kind of a political "final solution".

"I fear that we have awaken a sleeping giant." General Hous/ton.

Joked the redhaired Levite rabbi who walked into that Irish bar on 45th N.E. after a seeing a late night Woody Allen movie at the 45TH GUILD.

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PS KIT WINN: Jay Inslee is the big white horse pill that you needed to swallow in order to get better again.

EVERYBODY LOVES THE LOSER

 The latest Stanley Kubrick look alike shooter in Texas was a loser who was fired from KENT MOORE CABNETS. 

Because the food and fare of Babylon's kitchen is killing our children.

In confirmation of the deformed 1977 baby in ERASERHEAD; who was born from a bowl of oatmeal, and not cracked wheat cereal. 

Talk about having bloody looking katsup on your hands when you are eating nothing but hot dogs and French fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: The no.2 BAD SANTA opened in the USA on your 11.23 birthday back in 2016 in confirmation of your various HANNAH MONTANA Christmas specials on the Jewish DIZZY LAND channel.

Think VERTIGO meets THE BIRDS.

MAKING SEATTLE GREAT AGAIN

 During Mark Levin's third hour monologue about America's MLB teaming up with Red China to suppress the voting rights of Christians, I had a flash vision of three full moons shinning over the top of 14,410' Mount Rainier.

Usually listed as 14,411' on the newer maps; and 14,409' on the older maps that were published back in the 1260s.

Could be just me. I do have a touch of astigmatism when I'm not wearing my glasses.

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PS TODD HERMAN: Not everyone who looks hopelessly gay is actually totally queer. So right now I'm giving funky town about 2/1 odds on cleaning up it's act. 

I smelling a sleeper hit here, Michael Medved.

And I don't care who nose it.

"Better half a loaf than no loaf." Jesus Christ, 12:41 am, 4.9.21.

MY YELLOW ERASERHEAD NO.2 PENCIL

Only God knows why.

But for some reason, I've been waking up every morning lately with a lot of lead in my pencil.

😏🤔😋😊😉

Now that the prophetic 1977 art theater trailer for ERASERHEAD depicts people spreading the code 19 virus when they are not wearing a mask in 2021.

Sadly, Mel Brooks once liked this film too; but doesn't seem to like it anymore on FACEBOOK.

Which is the only thing that apparently matters these days to the cliqueish Jews in Hollywood, California.

Even though masks aren't worth the recycled paper that they are made of; according to real time science and real time data.

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PS JEFFREY RELF: Your current $200,000,000,000 checking account balance is completely worthless these days. Now that you have stage four lung cancer. See ya on the flip side my brother.

Two down, one to go.

BAD SANTA 2

 "No way these assholes have two million bucks."

Think my cousin Robbie meets my brother in law Bud.

Whereas the prophetic BAD SANTA 2 came out right after the shocking and offensive 2016 election of America's favorite bad boy PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

The one that opens with a beige Greek White House in the election season's 2:08 moving trailer establishing shot.

Think the now older bad guy with a blond hair job becomes the House Speaker in 22. Then all hell breaks loose during Christmass season.

Now going viral without even a code mask at wnd.com er all.

Talk about every day is Christmass now in the Joe Biden prophecy entitle ERASER HEAD.

GSR/TWN

PS CALLERS: It's his call, not my call.

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO TO YOU NOW?

 Talk about BAD SANTA meets BAD SANTA 2.

On the first day anniversary of Jesus ministering to the dead in paradise, the ghost of Rush Limbaugh told me at 7:28 am to listen to his voice in the "second hour".

Where I heard Wednesday's spiritual guide explain how Mark Suckerberg is lying about censoring liars on his platform; which of course rhymes with platitudes.

Now that 1/3 of the world is locked into his diabolical 666 FACEBOOK system. Which represents the third who rejected the Father and his privilaged white son in the spirit preworld in REVELATION 12, etc.

The one when he told Congress that shooting up white CHLOROX bleach is no cure for COVIDISM.

I beg to differ. 

Committing suicide should be a personal decision in my opinion. 

Besides, nobody ever said that it cures anything. But it does miraculously alleviate the suffering in about three and a half days, tops.

Personally, I would prefer drinking a class of carrot juice every day to wash down your choice of little white zink pills.

Hail Mary, full of grace.

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PS LAURENCE PIERSON: Being the son of the King of England does have it's privileges. 

PS BRUCE WILLIS: Hoping and praying that you get well soon.

After all, I AM has been called to visit the poor and heal the sick first. And then I cure the well off second, yada yada.

GADS!

 "And of Gad he said, Blessed be he that enlargeth Gad: he dweleth as a loin, and teareth the arm with the crown of the head." DEUT: 33: 20.

Think 3 NEPHI 20 meets 2BC 9.

Or in other words, he tears off the paper election crown from Joe Biden's head.

Not to mention his paper face mask.

The lion being the traditional symbol of Judah of course.

"You Jew me, I Jew you." Jesus Christ repeating himself at 11:49 pm, PST 4.6.21.

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PS LONDON: Slavery will be the new black starting this year. That will last for a thousand years.

"In the future, everything will come back in fashion, probably at the same time." Andy Warhol, 1969.

No wonder God made me spend ten years of my life reading hundreds of biographies and autobiographies. While patiently praying and waiting in caree develoment hell for Hollywood to return my telephone calls from Jesus, circa 1985-1995.

Oh well, "At least the fascists had a nose for fashion." Camille Paglia, 1993

PS DRUDGE: Not everything that looks fashionable is fashionable and in style these days.

GAD DAMN IT!

"You never know what's going to happen during a [federal election] robbery." BANDITS, 2001.

The one where the two federal bank robbers of Judah and Ephraim have to go through hell in order to look as good as they do again in their above live-in-person movie theater lobby poster.

Even though the international Jewish bankers are trying to do everything in their powers to stop them.

Fuck why not? Last night I dreamed that I shoved a big brown egg shaped avocado pit from Mexico into Jennifer Aniston's butt. 

And not only did she like it, but she asked me to please rub her clit really hard with my hand after I did it.

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OH MY GADS!

When I was eating a deli sliced chicken sandwhich on wheat Easter Sunday, suddenly my open Bible turned the page all by itself from EXUDOS 1:7 to GENESIS 49:19. 

Later I took a cat nap and dreamed that Billy Bob Thornton asked me why I didn't come by last Good Friday and clean up some truck load of horse shit that was dumped inside of his church.

Ashamed by my loss of memory about it, I promised him that I would put a note on my fridge and do it for sure this Friday, which is 4.09 of course.

Pierce County's Hwy.410 being about the 4.10 morning resurrection of Jesus Christ 3 1/2 days after he was crucified on his 34th birthday.

Talk about the beginning of the physical transfiguration on page 166 in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY, copywrite 1993.

Gads, if you're going to walk around naked in a French man bikini, at least you should still look good in the part.

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PS CHRIS WOOD: Jesus told me that "I don't want this!.." today at 12:14 am, 4.6.21. 

For Christ sake, who would? Little innocent babies getting bashed to death in front of their mothers; while the mad-as-hell Ephraimite Syrian warriors are raping her virgin rainbow sunshine daughters?

Think BLOOD OF DRACULA meets ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA two-for-one indie art film special, circa 1973.

PS TODD HERMAN: Today is the day that our Lord made for sure. See ya on the .45 flip side baby.

WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAME

 Boy that was quick.

This morning at 4:13 am, Mother Mary said to me "Thank you" for sharing her words of wisdom with Mel Gibson er all, Chris Wood.

Always give a man a back door out and all that crap.

Mother Mary full of grace, absolutely.

And I quote myself, "Catholicism is God's private prep school for Mormonism." 2006

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PS MISS CARDIN: I know, most women prefer the soft fuck over the hard fuck. But sometimes a guy just has to do something a little different to get their attention.

THE TRIAL

 DMX is brain dead now in Divine confirmation of that "EXODUS 1:7" tattoo on his stiff neck. 

Which represents the latest Orwellian trial of some lawfull Israelitish policeman who did not kill the misbehaving and unlawful negro.

The one who actually ODed on speed, according to the official coroner's report.

No bruises on the neck meat, no indication of a crushed wind pipe, yada yada. 

Talk about a nasty flu bug named Corona 19. Which in the past year along has killed at least 18% of over 500,000 deaths because of breathing issues and related heart attacks; average age now 82, up from 78, due do improvements in ICU treatment.

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PS MEL GIBSON: Mother Mary said to me that "It's over!" on Easter Sunday at 9:33 pm.

I'll let you fill in the blanks.

PS EMMA WATSON: Of all things, I woke up on Easter morning from a deep double dream about me mentoring you on how to be a good little virgin beach party surfer girl. 

Suggesting that you don't ever want to get ahead of the wave, or behind the wave. 

Then I got up and looked into my crystal glass mirror and saw an amazing wave of high cresting hair on the top of my head; big hard woody to boot.

THE NEW TWILIGHT ZONE

 TMZ's viral video of that Polish priest casting out the code 19 Nazis up in Canada is the reason why I will now allow them to update my gadget anytime they want.

Talk about white privilage. 

Here we go, "There will be no race wars above the 49th border line with Canada." Jesus Christ, Easter Sunday, 2000

I shit you not.

"My word is always the last word." Jesus Christ, 1:45 pm, 4.4.21.

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PS TODD HERMAN: Righteous and humane slavery is the only way to overcome the Jewish 666.com antichrist of the born again DEMOCRAT PARTY beast in REVELATION 13.

"Everyone has to serve someone." Bob Dylan, 1973

PS DANA RALPH: It' almost a miracle how much a little 50 lbs off the top can completely change the look on one's face.

Of course, the eyes never change. They either sparkle, or they don't sparkle. Nothing much we can do about that in this life.

PS MR PRESIDENT: This Easter morning a 6:14 am, I had a flash vision of today's San Diego Navy of Sodom and Egypt steaming hard towards all points Asian. But the nuke subs were still safely harbored in base up in funky town.

Like I said, I'm the British commander in HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER. You're that old fashion patriotic American general in BATTLE OF THE BULGE meets THE DIRTY DOZEN.

SON OF SEINFELD

Talk about DEATH TRAP taking place in the near future. If for no other reason, it will happen up in the East Hamptons in 2021, for a reason.

Now that Jerry Seinfeld just came out from his BUBBLE BOY episode and joked about New York being still as great as it was in back in the 1260s.

Yeah I know, pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise at a Jewish deli in ANNIE HALL meets MANHATTAN.

Pretty strange things going on for sure these days.

See every art film in a small retro theater where the old mentor is fucking his younger BYU film school protege in AN EDUCATION meets EDUCATING RITA.

Going back to when art films were an art form; and not just some dated shelf life product for sale at TARGET or COSTCO.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: My business model involves making small high quality indie films that only play in college town art theaters, etc.

And on the back end, they can be seen a year later on late night television reruns for free. Us getting 50% of the advertising revenues up front, cash on the barrel.

"Why pay retail if you can buy wholesale?" Joan Rivers, 1985

PARTY OF FIVE PARENTS

 Those two parents of five children were killed by a falling redwood evergreen tree in Divine confirmation of that EVERGREEN ship stuck in the channel of Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11.

That got unblocked on the same day.

Talk about the log lady with a woody in TWIN PEAKS.

Yeseree Bob, "There is no such thing as a bad coincidence." LOST HIGHWAY

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WHY SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE.

 "How do you know what she likes?" Says my daddy figure who always comes through the 1990s WINDOWS 5.0 version in the original TWIN PEAKS.

Many many years before everybody was liking and disliking each other on FACEBOOK, er all.

Redmond, Washington being just down the road from Fall City, yada yada.

And I quote, "Crazy fucking bitch." WILD AT HEART, 1989.

Think TARGET meets WALMART meets DELTA, Jennifer Lopez; former MLB star fucker groupie.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: My business plan includes you replaying an older cynical Borgart in movies like THE AFRICAN QUEEN and THE MALTESE FALCON, etc.

Woody Allen writing and directing? Steven Spielberg paying for it of course.

Hey why not? "I'm not a Donald Trump hater." Robert Redford, 2017, Park City, Utah.

PS NEVE CAMPBELL: Who cares if I still love you or not? The most important thing right now is that I still would like to fuck you, Jennifer Garner; if the money is right of course.

MAKING THE TRAINS RUN ON TIME, AGAIN.

More and more it's looking like the reintroduction of slavery is the only thing that will save the pale face white man in 4 NEPHI. 

Talk about the final solution to today's homeless plague.

Fuck yeah, "Your disease is my addiction." Goes that old time MTV video back in the day.

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PS TOSCANA: I can not make any of my movies in Fiorenza and Siena until and unless you do something about your Roma problem.

I AM is no half pint Hollywood star who is making $100,000,000 movies that can only be seen on late night television reruns. Capito?

THAT LATE NIGHT 1980S MOVIE THEATER EXPERIENCE IN PERSON

Why do you suppose that those two whole wheat grain bank robbers were wearing nylon masks on their faces in WILD AT HEART?

Read every book about making it in Hollywood is a one in a million shot.

Talk about firing blanks with a fake 357 prop gun, dummy.

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PS LADY GAGA: Rumor has it that I'm supposed to get my free gaga cash money by this weekend, and or no later than April 6. 

Talk about everyday is Christmas these days.

PS MEL GIBSON: Last year up in Edmonds, Washington, I dreamed that I will be getting 4 free bonus checks from the feds. But then after that, I'm gonna need to get a job and earn my own money.

PS LARRY DAVID: There is no such thing as a free lunch. I know that. You know that. But do they know that?

PS DANA RALPH: I'm not gonna wine and dine you, and then bed you afterwards; until after you lose at least 50lbs in the middle by a certain date in 2021.

PS KIRBY WILBER: I lost all confidence in you, and Kit Winn too, after you two converted over to the Luthern Mormon Church to the Catholic Mormon church on 570 AM back in the day.

TAKING IT UP THE ASS AND LIKING IT ON PORNHUB.COM

 "I'm still not feeling it, let's try a third take." Taylor Swift

Last night I dreamed that Bruce Willis was opening a chain of antique shops in the states that don't have any small business close downs or satanic mask mandates.

Hell, why throw good hard earned money after easy come worthless XEROX copy center paper money?

"What's in it for me?" Asked Jesus Christ at precisely 3:10 pm, April Fools Day, 2021.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: According to the latest official IRS statement. Lady Gaga is supposed to give me my 500k ransom payment in cash by this Good Friday.

Otherwise, all bets are off the table, Glenn Gordon.

EXPERIMENTING WITH DRUGS

 "You would be crazy to use heroin when you're young. And you'd be crazy not to when you're old." Paraphrasing yours truly in LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, 2021, Kent, Washington.

Wink wink, most of today's old FDR folks are hooked on some form of morphine extract white pill pain killers.

Talk about flipping high society on the retro Rush Limbaugh show this week along the borderline from Arizona to southern California. While riding high in a bright yellow [submarine] Love Bus, Todd Herman on the horn.

A.k.a "The host with the most!" in EATING RAOUL, 1982.

The one where Rush Limbaugh lies down and dies before Howard Stern takes a dive.

Never forget party people. In the upcoming Kingdom of God, there will be no lesbians and iPhones; only bisexuals and rich heterosexual weirdos.

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PS NO.45: That old redwood evergreen tree suddenly fell down and killed those two parents of 5 virgin children in California for an Ape/ril Fools thing. Note the Levite red beard on the father who looks like the same white BLM father on Woodland Way in Kent.

What goes around comes down.

"Easy come, easy go." David Lynch on the original set of TWIN PEAKS in North Bend, Washington.