Fuck tequila.
Janis Joplin's old boyfriend, then living in Bonney Lake of all places, once told me that she liked her southern WILD TURKEY whiskey a bit too lot.
Which I thought was a pretty funny thing to say at the time.
That is until I happened to meet his unbelievably hot 29 year-old daughter one day at the town's hidden STARBUCKS off of 211.
Whereupon he told me afterwards that her younger 27 year-old sister was the good looking one in the family.
Jesus so help me God.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MADONNA: According to ZECHARIAH, only one third of London will survive the SHAWN OF THE DEAD shoot-to-kill prophecy. Think old town Jerusalem, circa MARK 13:14 meets 3 NEPHI.
Talk about Queen Elizabeth walking through the brick rumble in her high heels and fancy dress in 1944.
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