"Every actress in Hollywood wants to be in this." Paraphrasing my 29ish looking filmmaker in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
Who uses his Donald Trump golf club to trash the mob's black limousine [afterwards] out in the parking lot. And then drives away with it in his topless German made BOXSTER.
Then we see him hiding out at some low rent pensione in downtown LA for Paris, France.
Where there are more white Covid 19 lab test rats than there are "people".
Oh man, I could write and direct the update for this shit in my sleep.
The one where the beautiful 19 year-old virgin gets bitten by the code-19 bug and saved in the end by her knight on a white horse.
Meanwhile, all of those creepy old fuckers at RICK STEVES EUROPE are trying to get into her pants with all of their romantic expatriot Ernest Hemmingway novel quotations.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MR PRESIDENT: Lying awake in bed last night at 12:30 am, I suddenly had a flash vision of me taking a huuge [midnight ballets] dump in my bed pan, BUBBA HO-TEP style. Then at 12:34 am, Michael said, "Right now!"
PS FOX: The more you squirm and try to wiggle your way out of it, the deeper you sink into all of those quicksand scenes in every TARZAN elephant stampede movie ever made.
PS MILEY CYRUS: The world is pretty much your oyster now for the next 13 to 14 years. So be very careful about which movie roles you decide to play. Money isn't everything.
"And she'll have fun fun fun until her daddy takes the T-BIRD away." THE BEACH BOYS
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