"I assure you ladies and gentlemen, no matter what the others promise to do, when it comes to the showdown they won't be there."
Sounds like something that I would say, regarding the one mighty and strong in Washington, DC in 2020.
Now that America is once again the world's greatest producer of oil and gas.
Oh yeah, "No one can get at it except me!"
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER.
GREG'S TARTARE BURGER: Put your favorite frozen beef pattie in the microwave on high for no more than 60 seconds. Should be warm and bloody but not cooked. Season to taste with TRADER JOES' amazingly strong garlic powder, and a good dash of pink salt.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Last night I dreamed that you were being chased by a huuge bleeding 500 lb tuna fish from the Yellow Sea.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I saw you walking into FREDDY'S yesterday afternoon in Covington. Not that bad for a masked lady at your age.
Now I know how all those Arab guys can get turned on by a woman with a covered face.
PS SARAH SILVERMAN: I know you get tired of hearing this. But that really is you getting your freak on with Hunter Biden in ITS A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
You should be flattered. Nice legs, great tits... what's not to like?
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