ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE BASELESS MIND

 "That baby's history!.." says the GEEK PATROL nerd who glitches yet another file full of Trump voters in the 2004 computer monster movie trailer for ERTERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND.

But it goes on to say, "Some things can't be erased." from the 666 DOMINION machine hard drives.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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PS DRUDGE: Don't forget, makeup sex is the best. Ever get into a schoolyard fight with some guy; then later you two become best friends forever?

PS MR GOVERNOR: How about everybody stay home tonight and just Wang Chung it?.. Maybe order out a few pizzas from the little people.

Cue the 2020 trumpets in the prophetic 1986 MTV video.

PS BARBRA STREISAND: It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

THE ASIAN INVASION

 "The lives of millions would be protected by a brave few!" [technocrats] exclaims the 1941 movie trailer about a hysterical California population under invasion by some unseen Asian flew bug.

Including lines like; 

"Who are you shooting at?.. I don't know!"

And.

"What the hell do you people think you're doing?"

What's next? They're gonna ban booz completely? Because lonely single people keep drinking too much of it at singles bars. And then they disproportionately die in car crashes without their seatbelts on? [a statistical fact]

Better they just stay at home and commit suicide? [another fact]

Lower the I-405 speed limit to 40?

All very good suggestions by the way.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Probably the fastest way to get that Covid 19 monkey off your back is to relocate up to my new autonomous kingdom state of Edmonds, Washington. Not to mention the way too nosey IRS. They can't seize your bank account if all your money is in THE UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION.

Lots of strange little no-name banks up there, who nobody has ever heard of. And I know how much you value your privacy. Especially when it comes to money.

PS BBC: In the low budget SHAWN OF THE DEAD prophecy, everybody's windows and doors are in full lock-down. Until the order is given to shoot to kill the brain dead millienial zombies.

Might as well been shot in North Seattle, much less North London.

THE SEQUEL

 "Watch what happens."

Unbelievably, it took over 22 years for the THE TRUMAN SHOW sequel to happen in 2020.

But there she is, right before your very reality tv show eyes.

Imagine that; "What if you didn't know it until now?" 

Just because you didn't see it on the staged evening tv news shows.

No wonder that, "You can never trust the Jews." Adolf Hitler, 1929

And I would only add, especially the tall blond ones with blue eyes.

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PS MR GOVERNOR: Guess who's coming to dinner tomorrow night.

RED ROCK EAST

This is the second live 1979 movie theater trailer where we see Rocky running in the street past the Greek White House in 2020, as the narration says things like;

"You're gonna see a great battle in every sense of the word." 

Complete with shots of his Catholic virgin wife having the proverbial REVELATION 12 baby Jesus.

Talk about, "The most electrifying [computer machine] rematch in motion picture history!"

Which now looks to be like some fix3d fight that will end, "After two short rounds."

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Yesterday at 5:22 pm, Michael told me that, "Two thirds of all votes were illegal..." in 1776 Philadelphia, etc. Which even sounded a little crazy and over the top to me. 

Probably he was refering to the women and negros who do not hold titled property. Not to mention today's brain dead video gamer 18 year-old zombie delinquents.

PS MR PM: This will be your last lock down. Enjoy it whilst it lasts.

Think Kent, Washington meets Olympia, Washington. I know, "Prophecy is pretty messy stuff." David Lynch, 2002.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Have it your way. You and Kristen Stewart team up for a Christmas special of hard rocker look alike bitches on the Vegas strip? Including a full monty cast of 19 year-old Justin Beaver inpersonaters? 

Whatever floats your boat.

"Baby gets what baby wants." THE BREAKUP

TRUE THE VOTE

 What if everyone you know was pretending that Joe Biden is our next leader? 

Just like in the 2021 fantasy news tv show prophecy called THE TRUMAN SHOW, co-starring Jim Carrey's surreal face on tv, circa 24/7.

Talk about today's alternative vacation stay-at-home realities in THE MATRIX 2 and SPEED 2.

"Heil Hitler!" EATING RAOUL, 1982

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THE RED ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

 Talk about a million to one shot at winning it in 2016. 

But not in the second term sequel of course. Because we all knew how that was going to turn out in ROCKY 2.

Talk about a sure thing.

Still, we went out and saw it at a real live movie theater anyway, just for the big screen thrill of it.

Sylvestor Stallone being a well known member of the Hollywood Reagan Democrat rat pack back in the day. Who also liked Bill Clinton, but hated his crazy blond feminazi wife Hillary.

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PS KEVIN BACON: Not everything that looks like democracy is democracy.

Think TREMORS meets VEGAS VACATION.

I'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE

 "Ha ha, you missed me!" WARNER BROTHERS, 1963

Way back on October 23rd, I had a cartoonish flash vision of that black SUV in Iran with the front window on the driver's side sprayed with bullet holes. And America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was sitting in the front seat on the passanger side with a big grin on his face.

Talk about being bullet proof.

Oh yeah, the spirit of prophecy is the code 19 testimony of Jesus Christ in REVELATION 19 and 3NEPHI 19.

Obviously it was a complete set up from the start.

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MISS CONGENIALITY 2: ARMED AND FABULOUS

"We've been kidnapped!"

What makes the timing of this 2005 movie trailer so amazing is the new fabulous gun rights lady on the Supreme Court; who will rule in favor of the beauty pageant's new FBI spy.

Whereas, "The bureau's had a lot of bad publicity lately."

Not to mention FOX NEWS.

The one where the good guys are rescued at the last minute from the political pirates' sinking ship in 2020 Las Vegas, Nevada.

Oh yeah, this time it's personal. 

Or like it says in the mormon Bible, all men have a right to protect their families; even unto the shedding of blood.

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PS SUNDANCE: Utah's Lake Powell is fed by the Green [deal] River and the Colored [peoples] River. Ergo, that 2020 steel monolith oddity stands in front of those two huge ape figures. Like some kind of a new Mount Rushmore monument to the prince of darkness in DANIEL 9.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: Not everybody who looks like your friend is your friend, circa MATTHEW 10. Take for example Joe Biden, a.k.a. the man of a thousand masks.

PS LONDON: Talk about a town with no pitty.

"People in London are so rude!" Neve Campbell, 2011.

PS BBC: There is not a snowball's chance in hell that Joe Biden is going to be anointed the next King of America.

Fucking A man, "Even my hairdresser has a gun..." MISS CONGENIALITY 1, San Antonio, Texas; co-starring Michael Caine.

PS MILEY CYRUS: This month is when "We're gonna have a Holy Ghost explosion!" in THE APOSTLE's 1997 movie set trailer.

WILD TURKEY SHOTS

 Fuck tequila.

Janis Joplin's old boyfriend, then living in Bonney Lake of all places, once told me that she liked her southern WILD TURKEY whiskey a bit too lot.

Which I thought was a pretty funny thing to say at the time.

That is until I happened to meet his unbelievably hot 29 year-old daughter one day at the town's hidden STARBUCKS off of 211.

Whereupon he told me afterwards that her younger 27 year-old sister was the good looking one in the family.

Jesus so help me God.

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PS MADONNA: According to ZECHARIAH, only one third of London will survive the SHAWN OF THE DEAD shoot-to-kill prophecy. Think old town Jerusalem, circa MARK 13:14 meets 3 NEPHI.

Talk about Queen Elizabeth walking through the brick rumble in her high heels and fancy dress in 1944.

HONNEYMOON IN KENT

 "They like freaky freaky all night long."

Says my Chinatown guru in EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES who also role plays me in HONNEYMOON IN VEGAS.

That is after I dreamed that Jennifer Aniston and I decided to elope and have our marriage endowments performed at that little white chaple up in funky town; located right next/door to RICK STEVES EUROPE.

I mean come on, if the babe looks like a 27ish Sarah Jessica Parker, you would do the same crazy thing.

So what, she's already been married at least three or four times. And probably has been fucked by 100 guys. Not to mention she voted for that election loser Joe Biden.

Sometimes beggars can also be choosers. It wouldn't be the first time that some younger actress in Hollywood married an older billionaire just for his movie production money.

Politics makes strange bedfellows.

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PS HOWARD STERN: You got married two times because you are one of the two witnesses in REVELATION 11:11.

PS VINCE VAUGHN: The 2008 movie trailer for FOUR CHRISTMASSES is pretty much where we are at right now.

I know, the women in Hollywood are so dissapointing. Not to mention the "men".

R.I.P. JOE BIDEN ER ALL

 Stick a fork in it.

Really people, this is the entire program behind the Republican actor movie trailer for 1997's THE APOSTLE; shot down south in the crossroads of 1996.

The one where the little league Jew boy referee gets wacked upside the head with a baseball bat in 2020 for cheating his camera angles.

While the song sings, "I will not go quietly..."

Think FALLING DOWN meets THE KING OF CALIFORNIA in the [Orange County] year of our Lord in 2021.

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PS KEN KEISLER: Robert Duvall got so tired of waiting on the Jewish stiffs in Hollywood that he finally decided to write, direct, finance and star himself in THE APOSTLE.

Think Woody Allen meets Larry David.

RED ROCK WEST, 2020

"If I were you, I'd get a divorce."

For some reason, this little indie film had a huuge impact on me way back when I first saw it in 1994.

Co-starring the future yours truly Republican actor from Venice, California talking to myself in the upcoming physical transfiguration of America.

Think FACE OFF meets MASK 2.

Meanwhile, "People who only care about spirituality, will go to a place where there is no physical resemblance of joy." Jesus Christ, 1999.

Think I HATED HEAVEN meets HEAVEN CAN WAIT.

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PS LARRY DAVID: The First Lady wore a low-cut Italian trench coat that suggested she was wearing nothing underneith it in A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK. 

And you still voted for that old party pooper Joe Biden?

Dude, get a life, Covidism is so over; not to mention socialism.

THEY SHOOT HORSES, DON'T THEY?

 "Jesus!"

I was all set for the above 1969 movie trailer being about the close horse race in 2020.

But instead, 90% of the reality tv contestants looked and acted like today's typical Democrat Party losers in 2021 from Central Casting.

Talk about a 90% voter turn out in places like Cuba and America.

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PS WND: Utah's wildlife agents were counting big horn ram when they spotted that monolith last Wednesday. Which represents the traditional Jewish holidays shofar warning trumps.

Remember, this the same red rock region where PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP reversed Barack Obama's federal land grab fiat.

PS JOE BIDEN: If wishes were horses, what would you ask Santa Clause for Christmas this year?

PS JC: Ready for your big vaccine, scene 19, take 1, one shoot close up?

2020: A SPACE ODYSSEY

 They discovered that TRUMP TOWER monolith in the red rocks region of Lake Powell, Utah the day before the Sidney Powell press conference about a computer that tries to take over an American election.

The stainless steel thing standing alone in a steep canyon divide just down from Rt.211, over from Dirty Devil Creek. For the dirty election that the filthy Jews in the media are trying to sweep under the rug.

Just like they did with that dirty birth certificate of the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14.

The mormon cult state of Utah probably being the redist state in the union by half.

Not a lot swingers in Utah.

Mitt Romney being the Jack mormon exception that proves the rule. And he is from Michigan anyway, by way of Massachusetts.

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CULT FILM NOTES: They filmed the original dirty filthy PLANET OF THE APES prophecy in Utah's Lake Powell area. Co-starring the future President of the NRA.

PS MR PRESIDENT: There is a reason why the wild orange chanterelle mushrooms are going for around $45 a pound at SAFEWAY in Kent this rainy fall season. 

A bargain at any price is what I would say.

Oh yeah, THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME DEAL!!

[This offer only available in states where legal, approval on credit, certain covid restrictions apply.]

PS BEN STILLER: The future low budget movie trailer for THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING in 2021 is about guys like you barely escaping in your for hire [Harrison Ford] helicopters just in time for the first winter snows in Israel.

Oh well, you might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing these days.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Do you like the hard cock grind, or do you prefer the softer in-and-out chubby? Have it your way.

THE DOORS

 "The ceremony is about to begin..." THE DOORS, 1991, Oliver Stone directing.

Cue the screaming and wild chaos crowd shots.

This being the future rock star, shock jock sex-cult ceremony that will swear in God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant with his rightful hand placed upon an open Bible at ISAIAH 22:22.

Per my funky town cult movie templer scene in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, where my two wives are wearing Covid masks.

No wonder Wisconsin is the biggest manufacturer of doors in America.

Not to mention all of those beers and hot dog plants in WAYNE'S WORLD 2.

You can look it up on Google using 'mormon cult' and read the search results if you don't believe it.

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PS MILE CYRUS: The best birthday pajama parties usually don't start to happen until after midnight, PST.

PS HOLLYWOOD: They also manufacture a lot of paper-thin hollow two-panel doors in Georgia. 

Rhymes with whores.

AND THEN CAME 1980...

 "It's jealously, it's deceitfulness, it's vindictiveness... But I mean God, what can you expect when you're on top." BOOGIE NIGHTS, 1997.

Talk about revenge of the liberal Jewish nerds from New York, who have now taken over the formerly blond haired blue eyed California.

Starting years ago in Hollywood of course.

"Once the Jews work their way in, it's hard to get rid of them." Adolf Hitler, 1929

Oh yeah, "And the award for best newcomer goes to... Dirk Diggler!" Las Vegas 2020

Rhymes with Hitler.

No wonder Thanksgiving has been banned in Orange County this year; too white, too Christian, if you get my drift.

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PS JC: Nobody will be forcing you to get some code 19 vaccine shot in the ass up in funky town in 2021. 

And why not?

Because I AM is the new king of Edmonds, Washington; the new politically autonomous Monte Carlo of the wild wild northwest. Where whatever I say is law. Or at least is the next fad that rules.

Don't laugh, I may even open some London style "gentleman's club" in one of the town's closed down restaurants just to make a point. Kind of like the one that is located over from Relf Street in KING RALPH meets SPLITTING HEIRS.

Ken McLeod bartending? 

WHO IS THAT MASKED MAN?

 "Somebody stop me!"

Well obviously, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's heavy mask makeup is some kind of wonderful inspiration based upon the 1260 days prophecy in 1994 called THE MASK.

When everyone and his dog would be wearing a mask, while everybody is trying to kill him off in vain.

Talk about today's white christian never Trumpers taking the place of yesterday's hysterical antimormoms.

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PS SNOOP DOG: The upcoming violence and bloodshed in REVELATION 14:20 is going to make the 1960s MLK riots look like a picnic.

PS JC: Might be doing an up/date on *23* this week. We'll see, so many girlfriends, so little time.

CROSSING THE COUNTY LINE

 Nick Cage's Elvis figure has to leave King County, Washington and flee up to Snohomish County in order to escape the Covid mob's restrictions on his fun loving freedoms in WILD AT HEART meets TWIN PEAKS.

Kind of like THE KILLER had to cross the Mississippi county line in order to marry his 13 year-old cousin with big tits at some little 2bc.info endowment house wedding chapel.

The one where he sees Elvis Presley outside the store front office window at SUN RECORDS house of hit .45s.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Miley Cyrus is spitting out singles the size of a Tennessee watermelon about every two weeks on INSTAGRAM.

Oh well, "You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.

Hear tell they don't mask up that much in Twin Falls, Idaho.

Talk about no county for old men.

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PS ST PETER: How about a greasy spoon up on Hwy.99 just across the county line? I bet a lot of guys in North Seattle would drive that far for a juicy pink half pounder that hasn't been cooked to death. Think DICKS meets HASTY TASTY, circa 1967.

So what. Maybe you get the shits, maybe you don't. Think of it as a cheap drinks weekend vacation up to Canada, or maybe down to Mexico, where anything goes, either way. 

[Contrary to King County, most of the family owned Mexican restaurants have not gone bankrupt yet up in Snohomomish County.]

PS WOODY NORRIS: The other day Michael informed me that the best response to the latest breaking covid cases news should be "so what". I.e. you don't listen to me, I don't listen to you.

BOOGIE NIGHTS NOW

 "Feast on this." is one of the more mighty and strong lines in BOOGIE NIGHTS. Which is a DC 58 reference to Dracula's 10:00 pm night curfew on America's Thanksgiving Day feast in 2020.

Talk about 1968 style anti communist Americanism, not to mention the Jewish antichrist conspiracy to take over the world in all three of the Dr. Evil prophecies.

Whereas BOOGIE NIGHTS ends in some warehouse shipping facility in Kent, Washington, circa 2020.

Don't laugh, amazon.com also got its start by shipping out mail order books and VHS tapes in brown boxes.

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PS FOX: It only takes a few rotten apples to spoil the entire barrel.

Think CIDER HOUSE RULES meets THE BIG APPLE.

GREG'S TURKEY STUFFING. Slice into small pieces an entire loaf of whole wheat bread and let that sit out for a few days; until it becomes completely dried out and rock hard. Mix that into two boxes of your favorite stove top dressing with two big chopped Vidalia onions and a splash of sherry. Nothing worse than a stuffing that is too mushy after being in the oven for over six hours. 

THE STING

 "This time, they might get away with it."

There are so many different movie trailers and film-clip takes of THE STING on the www.bingo search wire that one can't tell which one was the original December 25, 1973 one.

Whatever, put me down for 500k on Trump to win the white horse prophecy race in 2020 by ten to one.

I know. I cheat. That's why I always win.

Take for example the tip I got last night at 12:51 am; in the form of a flash vision of old Joe in a black covert operation face mask, with some fed agency seal on the wall right behind his mug shot.

Cue the machine gun sound effects, and the screaming and yelling voices; also lots of sharp trumpet bursts and blasts in this scene.

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GREG'S SMOKED TURKEY: You need to use a slow cold smoke because the bird's meat is so thick and big. Fortunately, a lot of folks in the northwest have just that kind of a smokehouse set up for their more bland tasting steelhead trout and pink salmon. Goes well with any peated single malt scotch from the islands. 

Fuck you very much Governor Inslee.

PS KEN KEISLER: The noble protagonist with an inner conflict and a romantic subplot girlfriend problem in CRASH looks like you and I did back in 1996. 

Kind of like the plain talking look alike guy in BLUE JASMINE speaks for my cousin David Relf up in funky Kent, Washington.

STEALING THE PICTURE

 Would a guy at my age in 1996 ever want to play the role of yours truly trying to fuck some 19 year-old love child beauty in the STEALING BEAUTY movie trailer?

Do I still speak fluent Sienese with a sexy Americano expatriot billionaire accent?

Are the MISS USA beauty pageant judges going to give PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP a Mulligan in 2020?

Will Joe Biden even be alive by the end of this month; politically speaking?

Does the Pope look like an old Jewish rabbi from Poland?

"The Mormon church may have more cash money, but the Catholic church has a billion times more in real estate assets."  Anziano Relf, ROMA, 1973.

That said, cash is king these days; not to mention gold and silver rounds and squares.

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PS SPICE GIRLS: When the one door closes, the next two doors open. Always give your sister a backdoor way out.

PS PAUL GARRISON: Most speculative seed money contracts are not worth the paper that they are written on. Just ask Woody Norris. 

STEALING BEAUTY

"Every actress in Hollywood wants to be in this." Paraphrasing my 29ish looking filmmaker in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

Who uses his Donald Trump golf club to trash the mob's black limousine [afterwards] out in the parking lot. And then drives away with it in his topless German made BOXSTER.

Then we see him hiding out at some low rent pensione in downtown LA for Paris, France.

Where there are more white Covid 19 lab test rats than there are "people".

 Oh man, I could write and direct the update for this shit in my sleep.

The one where the beautiful 19 year-old virgin gets bitten by the code-19 bug and saved in the end by her knight on a white horse.

Meanwhile, all of those creepy old fuckers at RICK STEVES EUROPE are trying to get into her pants with all of their romantic expatriot Ernest Hemmingway novel quotations.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Lying awake in bed last night at 12:30 am, I suddenly had a flash vision of me taking a huuge [midnight ballets] dump in my bed pan, BUBBA HO-TEP style. Then at 12:34 am, Michael said, "Right now!"

PS FOX: The more you squirm and try to wiggle your way out of it, the deeper you sink into all of those quicksand scenes in every TARZAN elephant stampede movie ever made.

PS MILEY CYRUS: The world is pretty much your oyster now for the next 13 to 14 years. So be very careful about which movie roles you decide to play. Money isn't everything.

"And she'll have fun fun fun until her daddy takes the T-BIRD away." THE BEACH BOYS

"THE UGLY AMERICAN"

 "Never before has a motion picture captured with such realism the bursting furry of mobs beyond control!"

Dare I say.

Rush Limbaugh laid done the line Thursday with his breakdown on Lee Smith's piece about the abomination of desolation. Who hails from the same region where the above 1963 movie trailer was made.

A.k.a. the desolate [minority] peoples of the prince in DANIEL 9.

About half of who are as white as rice.

"Not everything that looks white is white." Jesus Christ, talking to me on the phone, back in 1999.

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THE BALCONY IS CLOSED

Going back to pre-covid 1996, Gene Siskel was not that impressed by my crazy performance artist blogger "...who likes to reenact celebrity car crashes." in his "twisted" art film postings about the 2020 relection crash in Detroit, etc.

Reminds me of the flash vision I had just last week of a sudden collision on the 167 Valley freeway in Kent, Washington. Yours truly sitting in the driver's seat with the pedal to the metal.

Hail Mary full of grace.

Chris Wood writing and directing?

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PS SCARJO: Hang in there my petite cabbage. I'll get around to Trump getting away with it in MATCH POINT before it's all over. Lucky me.

PS MR GOVERNOR: So I suppose that our big plans for a family get together nudist colony Bible camp event on next May Day are still up in the air?

No wonder even BOEING is thinking about closing its doors and getting out of funky town, while the getting is good.

Party pooper.

Stick in the mud.

Mother fucking asshole cocksucker.

PS KS: Since you have been such a good girl this year, Santa Moses has a big potatoe sack full of little white porclin skin babie dolls for you this Christmas. Take two if you fancy.

Hello Demi Moore, Sun Valley, Idaho.

"Sun Valley has the greatest powder snow in the world; like about every ten years." Mariel Hemmingway, 1986.

SISKEL AND EBERT DO CRASH

 "Oh come on, this is ridiculous" Gene Siskel

How stereotypical.

"Because it's too tough for them to take." Roger Ebert

The latter one sounding much like Newt Gingrich; the one on the left speaker sounding like an older look alike version of Jeff Zuckerberg.

Anyway, the more realistic blue ray trailer remake for this one is a lot more bloody looking, circa REVELATION 14:20.

For when today's blue state happening starts to crash big time in 2020.

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PS TODD HERMAN: Covidism is the fulfilment of the many warnings from the prophets among the lost tribes. Which speak about the "pit of captivity" that God has prepared for the wicked who worship the new 666 beast in REVELATION 15.

PS JENNIE: I know you fancy yourself as a collector of secret artworks that should appreciate 10,000% in value over the next few years. Wherefore, I AM is recommending David Lynch's new Covid 19 virus laboratory vial bed lamp piece with that big scary black plague Egyptian bug in a triangle.

Don't say I never did you any favors.

"I don't collect art, I collect land." Donald Trump on STERN in 1994.

CRASH MEANS CRASH

 "ALLIANCE RELEASING invites you to fasten your seatbelt." 

Because why?..

"It's something that we are all intimately involved in."

Whereas, the 666 election machine computer crash in Detroit confirms the LINCOLN [civil war] car crash omens in the 1996 French Canadian CRASH movie trailer.

Where the entire mature adult cast is around the age of the future physical transfiguration process. When only those votes that are actually physically cast in person get counted.

And I don't care if you have to get there on crutches or in a motorized wheel chair; or crawl into the booth on your hands and knees.

Fuck yeah, "You can still have fun even if you have a few wrinkles." Jane Fonda, 1999.

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PS VV: My latest updates on THE BREAKUP and WEDDING CRASHERS are now on deck. I'm just holding back and waiting for that perfect pitch to hit it out of the park.

PS MR PRESIDENT: The Fox Slew pretty much divides the Green Bay, Wisconsin metro region in half.

This being the dairy state that is also so famous for it's ashwood doors manufacturing industry. Right up there with North Carolina's furniture manufacturing history.

Lots of wood fencing materials come from those two states as well.

PS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: President for life of the five states of California? World's biggest trading partner with China? Not to mention the EU? Free mandatory Covid shots for everyone? Sounds like a sure winner to me.

JUST ANOTHER RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK

 It was raining cats and dogs again when the secret VOD numbers finally came out for A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK on Sunday.

As confirmed by the election mail fraud lawyers for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP suddenly getting seen everywhere on the city's secret cult news televison shows.

"And I'm the only one who knows about it." STARDUST MEMORIES meets COAST TO COAST midnight talk radio.

Not to mention the rather esoteric Todd Herman POD show out of northern Idaho.

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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You did a bad bad thing on Nevember 3rd, 2020 according to the EYES WIDE SHUT film trailer prophecy.

The one where you are in bed with some handsome secret state officer and a gentleman from the satanic 5-star PENTAGON shaped temple of the devil who is wearing a Covid mask.

Rhymes with covert.

Oh yeah, "She knows why we got divorced." Tom Cruise 

TARZANA THE APE MAN

 Like most all of the inspired white man TARZAN prophecies, the trumpeting 1932 movie trailer for this one ends with a Republican elephant stampede trampling to death tons of savage African Americans during the second sequel to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

There's even one where the Lamanite darkies seek revenge on the Nephite whities called TARZAN AND THE GREEN GODDESS, circa 1935. 

Featuring a cast of white German EU Nazis trying to steal Bernie Sanders' original green plans for 2020.

That goes, "The natives may look picturesque, but are deadly to the white man." 

Try getting that shit past today's Jewish censors in Hollywood.

Or try this one, "The wild elephant stampede at the pygmie village will thrill you forever!"

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: If you're still searching for an alternative reality to FOX NEWS er all. Another great news site that I check out everyday is www.wnd.com. Which is where I first found that revelation about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP appointing four pro-life judges to the Supreme Court; going back to late 2015 if memory serves.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: You were the dead [yellow] canary in the coal mine to me when you said that you didn't vote for Trump back in 16. Then I started to wise up to what was going on at DRUDGE and FOX. Took me long enough.

Oh well, I always have looked about ten years younger at heart for my age.

ALL IS NEVER FARE IN LOVE AND WAR

 My favorite music video ripoff of THE GAME OF LOVE is the one by Michelle Branch, featuring Satan himself on blues guitar; Elvis on drums; and all of those cool 1960s gas gusilling muscle cars.

That was just confirmed by Michelle Obama suddenly coming out of the dark shadows to declare that Joe Biden is the new president.

Oh well, at least old Joe was born in America, if nothing else.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Even the entire grass playing field was covered by a sea of white people in my Green Bay, Wisconsin PACKERS stadium vision. Seasoned to taste with a few spicey black faces of course.

"A dash of black pepper even makes the most bland cup of coffee taste good to the last drop." Martha Stewart, 1999. 

A WHOLE LOT OF FAK'N GOING ON

 Pero.

"We ain't fak'n... A whole lot of shak'n going on." sings my Elvis inpersonater in the STARPRESLEY video on YOUTUBE from 2020 Vegas that runs for 3:11 minutes.

Where he often played games with his live stage act lyrics, like saying "We're in Vegas!.. Whole lot of shaking going on."

The one where the undead Barack Obama zombie gets it in the end at the SHADDY REST hotel in BUBBA HO-TEP Texas.

Where even some of the whitest counties in the state have elected some no nonsense negro music gentleman sheriff, who knows how to take care of business.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: At exactly 12 midnight, I had a vision of you giving your 2020 victory speech at the packed stadium where THE GREEN BAY PACKERS play; located over from Howard, Wisconsin, and the Fox River. Then I woke up and remembered that I had just bought two packages of cheese at TARGET on Sunday.

Because they were on special for 1.99 each. [Read $2]

Plus, with a store off-brand name like GOOD & GATHER, how could I miss?

PS JR: Last night I dreamed that you girls were having fun riding the waves in Malibu. Pero, they weren't very big, and didn't last that long.

"Actually, the surfing at Malibu usually isn't that good." Mike Love, 1969.

PS MR GOVERNOR: Oh for God sakes, just drink your OJ and take your little white pills every morning and get over it. And leave the rest of us alone.

THE SEVENTH SEAL

 "They're making fools of themselves... he wants proof!.."

This is the maskless Sweden movie that inspired Woody Allen to get married again and start over with a new second term family.

Talk about the physical transfiguration.

Notwithstanding today's reborn black lives matter plague that has infected the heart and soul of America.

Note the dark 1957 film's emphasis on the color black; even though it's a black and white 16mm production.

Whereas, STARDUST MEMORIES had a darker look and feel to it than MANHATTAN.

And BROADWAY DANNY ROSE was a much more optimistic movie.

Oh yeah, "Polling shows that most people believe that 30,000,000 Americans have died from the covid plague..." Rush Limbaugh, 2020.

Not to mention Joe Biden being the next President.

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PS DRUDGE: Starting on December 1, 2020; your communist Jewish writer black listed status will be over. And I will be reading and commenting on every one of your daily NYT links that catches my fancy. 

Welcome to the club.

THE SWINGIN'-EST ELVIS

Elvis Pres/ley featured his prophetic swing state mail fraud song RETURN TO SENDER in the same state that produced Barack Obama's fake birth certificate on the front page of THE NEW YORK TIMES.

And even to this day, the press is claiming that Joe Biden is the legitimate President elect of America without any real certificate to prove it.

That stated: note the three red bikinis shot in the 1962 movie GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS meets ITS A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.

Whatever.

"It's a storm of entertainment that brings down the house!" says the trailer.

So was Elvis Jewish?.. Is the pope Catholic?.. Is yours truly the great great great grandson of Jesus Christ? Formerly from Kent, England, via Jerusalem.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: Hope you're into the switch as much as I AM. Two girls for every boy, yada yada.

"I know you are, but what am I?" Pee Wee Herman talking smack to Bruce Troxell in PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.

FILM QUOTES: "You're arresting my driver for mail fraud?" Asks the incredulous Woody Allen art film director in STARDUST MEMORIES meets THE SEVENTH SEAL. The one about today's black plague Covidism rip off.

Plus, the driver wasn't wearing a mask. Which is enough to get pulled over by the police in some states theses days.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You were born in Hawaii. The above Elvis movie is all about tuna fishing in Hawaii. WILD AT HEART's homage to the King takes place in Big Tuna, Texas. Dr Evil is the largest land owner in Texas and the richest man in Kent, Washington. 

I like to fuck. You like to get fucked.

Talk about a match made in heaven.

PS LINDSAY LOHAN: Daddy knows best what his little girl likes in TWIN PEAKS. All is well that ends well. You can do no wrong in my little REVELATION 10 book. You had me at age 16. 

Saddy, Charlize Theron's mother shot her own daddy with a .22 long rifle for the same thing. Meanwhile, she was also fucking one of their hired farm hand teenager negro slaves.

Think STAR MAPS meets STAR MAPS meets STAR MAPS...

RETURN TO SENDER

 "Return to sender... address unknown... no such number... no such zone." 

Go the lyrics to the iconic Elvis Presley .45 record prophecy about the mail-in ballet fraud election of 2020.

The bulk of which is going to be sent back unread by the new Supreme Court makeup.

No wonder the girls are going so crazy for me these days.

Hell, even the phoned in vote count for AMERICAN IDOL had more intergrety to it than this prime time reality tv shit.

"One of our biggest challenges right now is how to create a returns policy at our fulfilment plant in Kent that is satisfactory to both parties." Dr Evil, 2003.

"Oh fuck off for Christ's sake!" Elton John at LAX on TMZ, 2008

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EVITA 1996

 "I kept my promise... Don't keep your distance."

The 1:43 1996 movie trailer for EVITA gives one the best look of the masses patiently waiting in the rain to see the second coming resurrection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONAL TRUMP in 2020.

Especially during this WHITE HORSE PROPHECY period of the so called second coming Covid crisis.

No wonder that new wave of underground earthquakes in the Monte Cristo Range of Nevada; due east of the swing state's French guillotine blade line.

The latin name Pero/n deriving from; 'but wait, or otherwise, or wait a minute' in Americano.

"Not so fast amigo." The THREE AMIGOS from 1986

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PS MADONNA: Those are the blue men dancers in their rubber Covid hazard suits in the 1992 EN VOUGE video blue state prophecy called NEVER GONNA GET IT. Who were all the rage back in the 80s and 90s in Las Vegas and on Broadway.

Prophecy is timing.

PS MEL BROOKS: Let's hope that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP continues with his "do nothing" covid policies in his second term. Nothing worse than some French style government bureaucrat hell bent on doing something about nothing.

Rhymes with Democrat, you old fart.

PS MR PRESIDENT: Scotland Yard recently gave you the go ahead to construct your second golf course resort up in the Scotish Highlands for a second relection confirmation from God.

Think BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM meets GREGORY'S TWO GIRLS.

Not to mention LOCAL HERO and COMFORT AND JOY.

FRIDAY THE 13TH III

 "Weekends are a good time to escape to the woods."

"Unless the weekend starts with Friday the 13th."

Oh yeah, "Thirteen is my lucky number." Taylor Swift, born on December 13, 1989.

No wonder that the Jewish film and music critics hated the third one even more than the first two.

The one where it becomes crystal clear that the entire 1980s MTV franchise is a collective prophecy about stupid naive white people wearing a Covid 19 hockey mask. As if that would protect them from getting killed in the year 2020.

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PS NEVE CAMPBELL: Be patient my little cabbage. I'll get around to your SCREAM franchise just as soon as I get done with all of the above.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: Today's Jews often refere to yours truly as the third wheel in a blind date on the dark web.

PS DR EVIL: Guess who is crawling through your rear window now; you sneaky little prick.

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART II

 "They were warned... They are doomed..." 

"The day you count on for terror is not over." says the second coming 1980s trailer.

Whereas, most of the Jewish movie critics hated the first one just as much as the second one; it shot mostly in and around Kent, Connecticut, up from Bulls Bridge, west of Rt.45; for Crystal Lake, New York, yada yada.

Talk about a town without pity.

Whatever, I'd wager that Howard Stern thought that it was pretty cool; maybe even better than the first one.

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PS JR: Feeling a bit bored are we lately? I did have two back to back dreams yesterday about you having a two day pajama party with the girlfriends this weekend.

No boys allowed.

That said, Courtney Cox hinted that I could stop by your big weekend happening on Saturday or Sunday afternoon and play celebrity chef in the kitchen for a couple hours; maybe even do a little table dance to get the party started.

GREG'S TUNA MELTS: Spread your favorite tuna salad on slices of whole wheat bread; cover with thick slices of your favorite cheddar cheese; bake on a pan until the cheese starts to bubble up. Goes well with CAMPBELLS tomato soup and a glass of cold milk.

PS MR PRESIDENT: There is a reason why that giant white 67' statue of Sam Houston can be seen from I-45 in Huntsville, Texas, Walker County; remember the Alamo.

Location, location, location...

PS MILEY CYRUS: We could always remake THE GRADUATE with you fucking Justin Beiber if that is what it takes to get the party started up in funky town USA. 

Ever thought about going to junior college and getting some worthless half ass associate two year degree at Edmonds Community College in yeah whatever? 

Don't laugh, smoking weed is completely OK in the State. And the sheriff up there is not that into Covidism.

A TOWN WITHOUT PITY

 Cue the usual abrasive trumpet score.

"This was the town that exploded into suspicion and accusation... As it became a town without pity."

That is, after the International communist Jews tried to play pretend games with the American election in 2020.

Lets not kid ourselves here.

This is the one where the Ephraimite Assyrians to the east at isaiahexplained.com finally wake up to what is happening in their own backyard suburbs.

"I fear that we have awaken a sleeping giant." Sam Houston, Texas, 1860.

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PS MR GOVERNOR: When the Kent bus came to a sharp stop at the bottom of a hill yesterday, a green head of cabbage came rolling down the aisle like a bowling ball and hit the driver's foot. Then some old Asian man in a mask came chasing after it.

You know what I mean?

MISTER USA TODAY

 The new MISS USA gentile hails from a small town along Hwy.45 in northern Mississippi named after Daniel Boone; located just down from Thrashers; or uptown from Baldwyn and Wheeler. Depending on how you look at it on the map.

She may not be the prettiest. But apparently the judges decided that she has what it takes to get the job done.

In confirmation of the muddy brown river in DANIEL 12 that flows down through the heart of Zion during the era of the two white witnesses in REV. 11:11. Starting up at 1290' Grand Rapids, Minnesota; somewhere around New York Mills.

Talk about having a healed heart like a wheel in 6.5 seconds.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Another good place to start your news day is at www.westernjournal.com.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: Check out that scene in MILLER'S CROSSING where we see a kneeling Joeseph Smith praying in the sacred grove. Asking the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost which one of the parties he should join in 2024.

PS TWITTER: Telephone call from Jesus. Even the existence of God is disputed. Grow up, maybe get outside and enjoy a little more fresh air and sunshine once in awhile.

PS SPICE GIRLS: When the bun is done, the burger is ready.

PS DE NIRO: They even made a low budget look alike indie film back in 2005 about the prophetic 2020 swing state of Pennsylvania called SEARCHING FOR BOBBY D.

Oh yeah.

"Sometimes, you gotta fake it before you make it."

AND THE WINNER IS...

 The new black Trump supporter, namely Ms Branch, who just won the MISS USA crown; is Divine confirmation of the judges' final decision on who won the contest in the second term sequel called MISS CONGENIALITY: 2 in 2020 Las Vegas.

Given PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's historic involvement with beauty pageants.

The one where the good guys barely beat the dirty election stealing pirates in the end, with the help of Sandy's new found black FBI agent girlfriend.

See every hit movie where the second one was ever better than the first one, against all odds.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Also check out www.newsmax.com every day; now that FOX has jumped the shark.

PS KIRO: The fish rots from the head.

Heads up everybody!

PS MICHAEL MOORE: Pure democracy is mob rule by the unwashed majority.

That said, CANADIAN BACON is still your best film.

Oh yeah, "It's time to give war a chance."

Ergo the Secretary of Defence was just shit canned after they discovered that he was a Russian communist capitalist anti-American double agent; posing as a member of the Republican Party in good standing.

MILLER'S CROSSING IN KENT WASHINGTON

 The Israelitish name Kent means folk town in the old tongue.

Talk about town against town in 2BC 9.

Quote.

"A lie, and no heart." Is what it all comes down to these days up in funky old mill town Washington.

Think AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN in 1982 later meets up with TWIN PEAKS in 1990.

Oh well, with white scandinavian girlfriends like these, who needs friendenemies?

"Back is white." goes the low rent dialogue in the above film noir 1990 retro trailer.

The one where Joe Biden er all just wants all of us to be friends and get along with each other after the big job goes down in 2020.

"Kent is where the best paying jobs are right now." THE STRANGER

Pretty hard to argue with that. Especially if you have a four year degree in political science or basket weaving.

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RAISING ARIZONA FILM NOTES: The trailer for this one is about when John McCain's kids will be raising caine over PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP winning the votes in Arizona.

Rhymes with white votive prayer candles.

Talk about today's unfinished white oak furniture buisness at discounted prices; making deals and stealing babies, yada yada.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: Another site that you might check out on a regular basis is www.israel365news.com. Meanwhile, keep up with what's really happening now at www.thegatewaypundit.com and www.breitbart.com, etc. etc.

Pretty much everything else out there is pee pee poo poo caca right now.

PS RICK STEVES: I eat the wild poison pussy mushroom so you don't have to in my accidental tourist video called TRANSYLANNIA 6-5000.

See ya on the flip side baby.

GETTING RID OF IT

 "...get rid of it!" MULHOLLAND DRIVE

And I AM is not talking about just the movie.

And while you're at it, lose the black masks. The ones that look like the Muslim head gear of the beast, the false prophet, and the dragon in REVELATION 16.

Dont laugh, this is how even crazy NURSE BETTY came to an end. Co-starring that Renee Zellwegger look alike actress in ER.

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11:11 NOTES: You can actually Google '11:11' and find out why my own doubting father had to admit that he had suddenly looked at the clock at 11:11 AM-PM; like a thousand times in his life.

Oh well, you have start somewhere when it comes to recognizing God's signs and wonders in the latter days; circa REV.11:11 on 11.11 in 2020.

Like "It goes to 11..." SPINAL TAP

NO WAY JOSE

 Jose means 'Joe' in Americano of course; short for Joseph.

Or watch the Detroit sounding 1992 music video for YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET IT on YOUTUBE; not yet censored by the Jews. Who obviously do control the [www] world; not to mention DISNEYLAND and FOX NEWS.

But:

"No not this time."

"The more you talk, the more things sound the same."

"I just sit back and watch you make a fool of yourself."

Oh yeah, "The Jews are responsible for starting all the wars!" Mel Gibson quoting Adolf Hilter in tequila sunrise Malibu, California; which votes about 85% Democrat.

So now it's time for a breakdown; if you get my drift at DC 77: 15.

Q. "What is to be understood by the two witnesses, in the eleventh chapter of Revelation?"

A. "They are two prophets that are to be raised up to the Jewish nation in the last days, at the time of the restoration, and to prophesy to the Jews after they are gathered and have built the city of Jerusalem in the land of their fathers."

The very very en vogue Donald Trump being as Jewish as Jerry Lewis of course, yada yada.

"Woe woe woe..."

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PENNSYLANIAN 6-5000

There is a reason why Chip Roy looks exactly like both the town mayor and the castle resort hotel owner operator in this one.

Where the Jewish newspaper tabloid publisher sends his best two tall Israelitish reporters over to the old country to find out what is exactly going on now.

The idea that there is some kind of a 666 white European monster over there being such a ridiculous story; but it sells newspapers.

Sounds like a great tourist video idea for RICK STEVES EU if you ask me.

"Comedy is exaggeration." Neil Simon,  1978. 

"Comedy is opinion." Danny Simon, 1978.

"Liberals have no sense of humor." Rush Limbaugh, 1996

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Friday night in a dream, I saw Lindsay Lohan holding an armfull of Christmass presents. And most of her hair had fallen out do to atomic bomb radiation fallout,

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

 "I assure you ladies and gentlemen, no matter what the others promise to do, when it comes to the showdown they won't be there."

Sounds like something that I would say, regarding the one mighty and strong in Washington, DC in 2020.

Now that America is once again the world's greatest producer of oil and gas.

Oh yeah, "No one can get at it except me!"

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GREG'S TARTARE BURGER: Put your favorite frozen beef pattie in the microwave on high for no more than 60 seconds. Should be warm and bloody but not cooked. Season to taste with TRADER JOES' amazingly strong garlic powder, and a good dash of pink salt.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Last night I dreamed that you were being chased by a huuge bleeding 500 lb tuna fish from the Yellow Sea.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I saw you walking into FREDDY'S yesterday afternoon in Covington. Not that bad for a masked lady at your age.

Now I know how all those Arab guys can get turned on by a woman with a covered face.

PS SARAH SILVERMAN: I know you get tired of hearing this. But that really is you getting your freak on with Hunter Biden in ITS A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD. 

You should be flattered. Nice legs, great tits... what's not to like?

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT

"Life is contagious..." Kurt Cobain, Olympia, Washington, 1991.

PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to be relected by a legal thread in Divine confirmation of the U.S. Constitution hanging by an illegal mail ballet thread in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

And then the blood from the media's wine presses in REVELATION 14:20 will flow out of the bottle for free; like at some DC 58 harvest ballet feast on Thanksgiving Day weekend, 2020.

"Try the cheaper French [November] beaujolais.. It should go well with your meat." 

Paraphrasing yours truly giving an older Lindsay Lohan a great younger wine tip in ROMA meets EATING RAOUL.

Goes well with spaghetti and meatballs. Not to mention meatloaf and catsup leftovers.

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PS SPICE GIRLS: Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. But real men smoke Camels. Cool menthols were only for faggets and their old mothers of course.

See every 1980s movie where the Orange County Republican bad guys only got elected by the tabacco lobby. 

For example, watch the black tar pits movie trailer for THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

"Big wow..." STAR MAPS

THE SECOND COMING RELECTION OF JESUS CHRIST

"Even the elect will be deceived." Jesus Christ, 1996

See all of those LDS church portraits of a tall, blue eyed white man with long blond hair of Jesus Christ from north Texas to north Florida.

Oh yeah, "The baptism of children are still valid and acceptable in my church." Says the Lord at 2bc.info.

Sadly, most of them have been shut down by today's radical revolutionary communist Covidists in California.

For the sake of the multicultural transsexual children of course.

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PS LL: Can't wait to grind my hard cock on your soft clit and big milky cow tits at 2bc.info 9:11. Of course, were gonna need to do something about that big black herpes scab on your upper lip first in costume and makeup. Maybe even try a wig.

Miley Cyrus watching?

NOVEMBER 7, 2020

Today is the prophetic premier anniversary of IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD. Wherein the opening trailer still shot features a maskless Hunter Biden partying down with his latest beach bunny in a French Bikini.

Geez Louise... I more I learn about this guy, the more I dig him. 

Oh yeah, "Everything you ever heard is true!" Goes the wild comedy movie trailer dialogue. 

Definitely my future choice for the first Vice President of California in 2024.

Talk about "brand name recognition" in all of those very popular retro 1960s MADMEN cable tv shows.

The above political party ad promotion ending with a hysterical score about 2020's "Mass confusion on wheels... in Detroit!"

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PS MR PRESIDENT: All of the states that you legally won in 2020 will become the core of the new and improved United States of America in REV.16. Then you will gradually ad more states to the original federation, one by one, as time goes on. Until all 50 of them eventually wise up and come back home to the roost.

Always give a man a back door out, yada yada.

According to the grand vision that General George Washington had in his army field tent during the 1776 revolution war.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Trump's hair looks like a wig in Divine confirmation of his Wig Party roots.

SHE'S HAVING A COW THIS MONTH

"Luck is a lady." CASINO

America's new female Catholic high court priestess replaced the Reformed Jewish rabbi lady on Hillary Clinton's birthday for a Godly reason.

Talk about making America great again, one court order at a time.

Who needs sloppy seconds election hassles anyway when you own the overnight voting night court?

"Have it your way." BURGER KING, 1988.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: 2BC:9;6 is where we are at right now.

Hello Mitt Romney of Bloomfield Hills, Michigan; located just north of Beverly Hills, Michigan.

No wonder that all of those "John Birthers" back in the days believed that your Michigan state governor father was a party to the red capitalist Communist conspiracy to take over America.

Whereas, most of us didn't believe it at the time because he was such a well known Republican establishment party capitalist.

"Some of my best friends are Republicans." Larry David, interviewing for CURB YOUR ORGASIM on cable.

1988 TAQUILA SUNRISE IN 2020

 "You are at the wrong place, at the right time!" 

Hello Hunter Biden, you handsom devil.

Hate to see how it would work out if you showed up in night court; and the judge was some devout pro life Catholic bitch from hell in her black priesthood robes.

Good luck with that one.

Wrong or right, timing is everything.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Last night at 11:37 pm, the unmistakable voice of Barack Obama told me, "This is crazy!" Then at exactly midnight I had a flash vision of a long brown skinny 9" turd in a white toilet bowl that was about to get royally flushed.

PS FOX NEWS: Every picture tells a story don't it.

PS FBI: Why should people call you about fake ballots when your agency can't even tell what a fake birth certificate looks like?

SHE'S HAVING A BIRTHDAY THIS MONTH

 Don't worry darling, even though you turn 28 this month, you still don't look a day over 27 in my Janis Joplin look alike screenplay.

Anyway, "Can we get someone over here from makeup?" John Huston on his set of THE MISFITS; every time Mary Monroe showed up on set two hours late in Reno, Nevada.

Her last wild child art film ending up being about THE BLACK AND WHITE HORSE PROPHECY in 2020.

"They don't make em like they used to." Johnathon Winters on set in ITS A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: You'll have a great blind date tomorrow at T.G.I. FRIDAYS, circa 1989 all over again.

Don't laugh, a lot of these 1980s chain-dating restaurants have improved and updated their menus these days. Dare I say, try the steak tartar burger.

And don't forget, THE JEFFERSONS was a prophetic black voter sitcom about the time when you would become PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP for 3 1/2 times, FDR style.

Damn right, always give a man a backdoor out.

PS KIT WINN: Like right on cue, it has been raining cats and dogs all this week. 

Go figure; about ten pounds of fresh golden chanterells at $25 a pound wholesale sprouting up in every square yard on your own private ten acre property mushroom farm; located off of Cherry Creek Road. 

Talk about strawberry fields forever, and money growing on trees, in AN EDUCATION meets EDUCATING RITA.

Rhymes with winner in winter time don't it.

BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD

 According to scripture, even the dead get a second chance in life. The first ones to suddenly reappear on the scene in the first fruits resurrection.

Take for example my two dead friends, Ken Kemp and Ken Mcleod in SLEEPER, who we suddenly see sitting at the school of prophets in the Evergreen, Colorado movie trailer by Woody Allen.

Not to mention Nyle Smith and John Denver.

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PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY: Sean Connery was Scottish; Donald Trump is Scottish. By the way, according to MATTHEW 10, Jesus was also a divider, and not a uniter.

No wonder so many chicks dig the bad guys in all of those no budget 1960s movies.

PS TODD HERMAN: If you want to take back your country, take back your true original religion first.

"Where there is revelation, there is the Kingdom of God." Joseph Smith.

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE

 "He's the one and only... He's bigger than life... No matter what the odds, they don't stand a chance!" And that's just what they say about him in the brief 3:18 minute campaign ad movie trailer, circa 2020.

Oh yeah, "Bond rises in the east..."

Welcome to hotel hell California.

Think PSYCHO meets THE BIRDS; complete with loud and piercing dramatic trumpet scorings.

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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a [1967] place like this?"

DAWN OF THE DEAD IN 2020

 "We are down to the line folks!" 

I don't know who Justin Bieber voted for. But there he is in the above 1978 movie trailer gunning down shopping mall zombies with his metaphorical NRA rifle.

Per my dream Monday night about Kamala Harris driving around some mall parking lot in a large tour bus. Where she kept ramming it into various store front businesses. And once their windows and walls were breached, hords of her zombie supporters would swarm inside and loot the place. 

And then I barely escaped the riotous scene in a helicopter with my black exploitation sidekick.

After I woke up, I saw the most amazing glowing red dawn sunrise over Mill Creek Canyon.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Congratulations on your big win yesterday. Which Michael told me at 12:49 am Tuesday morning will be settled in the new originalist Supreme Court, or in the streets, by "this December".

Whereas you will win over such states as Illinois, Massachusetts and Virginia after the two witnesses earthquake happening in REVELATION 16:18-19. Probably by way of some emergency election referendum that establishes the new borderlines.

PS KATY PERRY: "Do you believe in God?" Asks Cameron Diaz in VANILLA SKY

The one where her rich fantasy island boyfriend jumps to his death from the top of the TRUMP TOWER in 2020.

Think THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN COCK meets SON OF LEBOWSKI on a slow sailboat to Chinatown in 2021.

You only live twice, yada yada.

PS JENNIE: Covidism is 666ism. And that big black scary Egytian bug is never going to go away until you stop bugging me.

Think STAR MAPS meets DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS meets BEVERLY HILLS COP meets CAR WASH meets EATING RAOUL meets 1941 meets AUSTIN POWERS: GOLDMEMBER; just for starters... And the list goes on...

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD IN 2020

 Talk about late night television talk show comedy.

Shot in western Pennsilvania on a shoe-string budget in 1968 of course. 

The second term sequel happening at a closed down mall in the same state to boot.

"Any questions from the audience?" Johnny Carson, the same year.

The one where my amazing uncle Bob look alike, on my mother's side, ends up being trapped in the basement with Joe Biden er all.

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PS BRAD PITT: That famous Falling Waters house in western Pennsilvania is all about you baby, and your girlfriends too, circa 2020.

HEART LIKE A WHEEL IN 2020

 Growing up in Seattle on 16th northeast, with KJR am radio always playing in the background noise, we were constantly being bombarded with breathless interruptions about the latest [DRUDGE REPORT] grudge match drag races out at EVERGREEN RACEWAY.

And now the big event is finally happening.

Watch the movie trailer for the 1983 movie if you don't believe it.

Back in the year when my career was stuck in second gear; and all my cutthroat Jewish friends were total assholes. 

Who made my French Catholic exwife cunt look like some virgin Mary angel from heaven by comparison.

Mother Mary being Jewish of course; go figure.

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PS DAVID LYNCH: Wondering about the trout fishing at Lake Youngs in King County, Washington; Michael told me to check out 2BC: 72.

IVAN THE TERRIBLE CAMPAIGNER

 Obviously, that handsome old lying mother fucker in WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN is a prophetic 1980s version of Joe Biden.

Therefore, most of the Spanish speaking sisters in the above movie trailer suggest that the women just forget about him.

Nothing worse in the mind of a healthy young Hispanic woman than a cheating old rich guy who is too weak to take care of business.

Hello Brad Pitt.

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 Sounds like something that Trump would say back in the day.

Whatever, that tall white horrified woman who looks like Larry David's exwife, walking down the winding path at the end of the 2:16 movie trailer for INLAND EMPIRE, is a prophetic retake on the MILL CREEK CANYON EARTHWORKS PARK in Kent, Washington.

Which is a steep canyon that represents the great REVELATION 16 divide in America after the 2020 relection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Kent being one of the USA's most major inland commercial empires in the entire country that does not have it's own sea port.

Never seen so many brand spanking new retro AIRSTREAM trailers in all my life. Not to mention all of the town's restored 1960s era homes that look like new.

"It costs a hell of a lot of money to look the way I do at my age!" Joan Rivers, THE TONIGHT SHOW, 1984.

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PS GEORGE NOORY: In the Bible, God told the nor/th bound lost tribes of Israel to heap up earthwork mounds in order to mark the ancient paths of their wanderings in the wilderness.

Think Woody Norris remakes both NORTHERN EXPOSURE and DR. STRANGELOVE up in Alaska.

Same idea goes for you too Captain Paul Garrison. Not to mention Bruce Troxell and David Wagner.

You too Jim Russo.

"I can't do everything by myself!" Yours truly addressing Ed Lee in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

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 "You must admit, this is pretty weird."

Take for example the opening image for the above 1988 movie trailer that looks just like a 45ish Katy Perry.

Oh yeah, "My mother is still a Donald Trump supporter." Katy Perry, 2020

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