Better start taking mother's little white pills girls. Because daddy is coming to town next month; like every other weekend and two full weeks in summer, of course of course.
Plus every other birthday and major holiday.
Works for me; now that I could not stand to live full time with the bitch anyway.
Fucking two of my seven wives every two weeks is starting to sound like a pretty good deal to me these days.
The exceptions proving the rule of course.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS AVRAHAM GILEADI: My royal KING DAVID line goes back to Kent, England on my left handed brown eyed father's side.
PS JULIA ROBERTS: Ten years ago I had a 37ish dream about you giving me your 10%.
Which I briefly pocketed into my own private CHASE bank account.
Because I had no place else where to park that much cash money on the barrel for now.
BFD, I spent like 1% of it to buy me a private jet and a CASINO ROYALE size villa up in the hills above Monte Carlo.
Talk about being stranded by the sea in Edmonds, Washington, British Columbia, Canada with money to burn, but nowhere to spent it.
Maybe I'll even buy me a place like that down in Acapulco, Mexico with my leftover monies.
Word is, you can get a 50' sailboat down there these days for pocket change.
PS WOODY NORRIS: Your grandchild who has become so obsessed with making low budget movies should probably get in contact with Paul Nestor.
What are grandpas for anyway?
The apple never falls that far from the tree.
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