All of those SEINFELD episodes back in the 1260s that were about Jerry being your typical paranoid germaphobe, were meant to be about today's germs.
Rhymes with Germany.
Especially the one where his brand new brown $100 leather belt accidentally touches the urinal; so he whips it off and offers it to the stranger standing next to him for free.
Talk about the 2015 Woody Allen movie trailer for an IRRATIONAL MAN.
The one where both Emma Stone and Emma Watson fuck me anyway because I AM is probably the last white male-man in good standing at BROWN.
Hey why not?
The older dudes are usually the guys who have the money; especially up in funky town, Puget Sound.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS JULIA ROBERTS: Edmonds' famous expatriot bar will be having it's grand re-opening on 8.5.
It would be nice if we could get some celebrity babe to appear at the red carpet event.
Not you of course; that would be a bit too obvious and over the top.
Better some younger Hollywood actress in her 20s, who might attract today's lonely single white male milliennial guys in their late 30s, early 40s.
The ones who can actually afford to pay $20 a shot for a single malt scotch whisky from Islay.
Whatever, "I just fucked a 21 year-old last week." Jack Nicholson, 1996.
PS BUD: If I was you, I would get rid of your two rental properties in Lehi, Utah and buy that log cabin lodge acreage that you always wanted to own up in northern Idaho.
Hear tell that the boy scouts are looking for a new campfire girls leader these days.
Take for example, "HOW I MADE 100 MOVIES" in Hollwood and never lost a dime; by Roger Corman.
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