Talk about the case for Amber Heard immunity.
Hello Johnny Depp.
ADAPTATION is a surprise ending about adapting your life's 120 page screenplay to the swamp fever virus in 2020.
As just confirmed by the new Florida country decree that even the loney single losers must wear a mask inside of their bedroom while jerking off.
Happening during a time in the near future when the cold shoulder media bitches are reporting a thousand new cases every day now.
Which means that there are at least 999 people who have gotten over their crazy 19 virus fad every God damn fucking day of the year now.
Ergo, all of those pix of Jennifer Aniston even wearing a mask inside of her own bedroom.
No wonder she can never keep a boyfriend.
"The women in Hollywood are so disappointing." Vince Vaughn.
Not to mention Sacramento.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS MILEY CYRUS: Dr Feel Good says take two little white BAYERS tablets every day and call me in the morning; like about two months from now.
No worries mate.
You have a better chance of dying from a lightening strike; that choking on some big throbbing ribbed plastic ventilator tube dildo stuck in your mouth.
And don't forget to listen to Tod Herman filling in for Rush Limbaugh this week; while you're lying in bed doing nothing anyway.
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