Wanna know who is going to come out on top in 2020?
That's an easy one.
See the future political campaign ad for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the form of the 1986 Reaganite movie trailer for TOP GUN.
The one where he gets the liberal [future lesbian Pennsylvania farm girl] in the end.
But only after he goes head to head with the action movie's future Russian jet set leader look alike.
"Oh daddy, you're still number one; but girls just wanna to have fun." MTV, 1983
OR:
"The female must always test the strength of the male before she decides to mate with him." Camille Paglia, SEXUAL PERSONAE IN MODERN CINEMA, 1992.
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Friday, July 31, 2020
Thursday, July 30, 2020
SO I WAS MINDING MY OWN [SMALL] BUSINESS...
When I was sitting on the bench at QFC Thursday morning, a very nice looking Hispanic delivery man walked by me with a new plastic sealed mask warning poster under his arm.
And then Michael told me, "Wrong!"
Later, I read that today's prophetic Dr Fauci figure in BRAZIL now wants all of us to wear goggles.
Rhymes with Google.
I also read that Holland will not be requiring masks because there is no science and data that can prove it does shit.
"Holland is probably the smartest country in the world." Quentin Tarantino
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PS SPICE GIRLS: When the blackberries get ripe, the pickers get to be choosers.
HOLY GHOST NOTES: Thursday's late breaking news about Bill Clinton's [jet set] visits to the Fantasy Virgin Islands happened right "...before the weekend".
Talk about THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN assassin for hire being located somewhere in secret Chinatown waters.
PS JENNIFER ANSITON: Bet your sweet ass; you do look hot in a pair of black rimmed glasses.
Not so many girls out there can pull that off; especially in front of the camera.
PS 711: I'll be back before you know what even hit you.
"I'm not accustomed to being treated this way." Leslie Winn, 1969.
That goes for you too QFC.
And then Michael told me, "Wrong!"
Later, I read that today's prophetic Dr Fauci figure in BRAZIL now wants all of us to wear goggles.
Rhymes with Google.
I also read that Holland will not be requiring masks because there is no science and data that can prove it does shit.
"Holland is probably the smartest country in the world." Quentin Tarantino
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PS SPICE GIRLS: When the blackberries get ripe, the pickers get to be choosers.
HOLY GHOST NOTES: Thursday's late breaking news about Bill Clinton's [jet set] visits to the Fantasy Virgin Islands happened right "...before the weekend".
Talk about THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN assassin for hire being located somewhere in secret Chinatown waters.
PS JENNIFER ANSITON: Bet your sweet ass; you do look hot in a pair of black rimmed glasses.
Not so many girls out there can pull that off; especially in front of the camera.
PS 711: I'll be back before you know what even hit you.
"I'm not accustomed to being treated this way." Leslie Winn, 1969.
That goes for you too QFC.
THE KING OF KING COUNTY
According to the paperback novel STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER prophecy, I be moving around the edges of funky town until it's the ripe time to strike back.
And eventually all of the graveled off logging roads lead us to that funky lumber baron vampire castle up in TWIN PEAKS, Everett, Washington.
See all seven seasons of every PARKS AND RECREATION tv episode ever made.
Especially the one about today's blue collar billionaires living like middle class millionaires in Edmonds, Washington.
The one about Bellevue is pretty funny too.
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And eventually all of the graveled off logging roads lead us to that funky lumber baron vampire castle up in TWIN PEAKS, Everett, Washington.
See all seven seasons of every PARKS AND RECREATION tv episode ever made.
Especially the one about today's blue collar billionaires living like middle class millionaires in Edmonds, Washington.
The one about Bellevue is pretty funny too.
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THE INFERIOR RACE
The inferior intelligence and base [thumping] nature of the Democrat Party was on full display at the Barr hearing. Which was immediately confirmed by the follow up hearings from the GEEK SQUAD boys the next day.
Most of who are at least half Jewish.
Talk about being the first on your block to ride around in some short little sterilized electric smart car with no actual human being at the wheel.
Think the American electral college gets electrocuted to death in the 2020 election in GUILTY AS CHARGED meets REPO MAN.
Rhymes with Frank Zappa.
The one where Frankenstein's brain becomes alive again after receiving huuge jolts of electri/city.
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PS MR PRESISENT: Something very bad is going to happen to the subhuman political race Democrats... "before the weekend".
"Stand by fellow Americans..." Paul Harvey, starting every day at noon on AM radio; out of Chicago.
PS JEFF RELF: Your Russian childhood kid brother Anthony drowned in his Seattle bathtub for a theatrical and prophetic reason.
Whatever, now that the UW has shut down forever, let me know if you have any of those time-share condo rental unit opportunities available for a discounted price.
Pretty sure that we could get Peter to put up the first and last month money, plus a healthy damage deposit.
God knows he doesn't want the likes of me living in the basement and stinking up his place in Sandy, Utah.
Fuck that, "Too close for missiles, switching to guns!" TOP GUN, 1986
Oh well, blood is thicker than water.
PS KIRO: Guess who is the new boss in town now; who makes all of the buses run on time in SPEED 1&2.
Rhymes with SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES meets 50 SHADES OF GREY.
Most of who are at least half Jewish.
Talk about being the first on your block to ride around in some short little sterilized electric smart car with no actual human being at the wheel.
Think the American electral college gets electrocuted to death in the 2020 election in GUILTY AS CHARGED meets REPO MAN.
Rhymes with Frank Zappa.
The one where Frankenstein's brain becomes alive again after receiving huuge jolts of electri/city.
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PS MR PRESISENT: Something very bad is going to happen to the subhuman political race Democrats... "before the weekend".
"Stand by fellow Americans..." Paul Harvey, starting every day at noon on AM radio; out of Chicago.
PS JEFF RELF: Your Russian childhood kid brother Anthony drowned in his Seattle bathtub for a theatrical and prophetic reason.
Whatever, now that the UW has shut down forever, let me know if you have any of those time-share condo rental unit opportunities available for a discounted price.
Pretty sure that we could get Peter to put up the first and last month money, plus a healthy damage deposit.
God knows he doesn't want the likes of me living in the basement and stinking up his place in Sandy, Utah.
Fuck that, "Too close for missiles, switching to guns!" TOP GUN, 1986
Oh well, blood is thicker than water.
PS KIRO: Guess who is the new boss in town now; who makes all of the buses run on time in SPEED 1&2.
Rhymes with SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES meets 50 SHADES OF GREY.
Wednesday, July 29, 2020
THE SUPERIOR RACE
Obviously the race in 2020 is going to depend on how the better half of the trendy Jews vote.
Whereas in the last days, they will begin to accept God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN fad as one group.
Talk about finally achieving Amber Heard immunity after getting sick and tired of her blond looks.
Ms Heard's daddy being a very successful Jewish doctor located outside of Austin, Texas, blah blah.
Think Jennifer Aniston meets Nancy Pelosi.
"I like garlic, but I just don't like that much of it." Yours truly in LOST BOYS meets DIRTY HARRY.
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PS KIT WINN: In order to right off the improvements on your five acres in Snohomoish County; make a big show out of your smoke house and barn size distribution "warehouse".
Probably wouldn't hurt either to have some kind of a little gift shop store front for walk-in buyers.
Whereas in the last days, they will begin to accept God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN fad as one group.
Talk about finally achieving Amber Heard immunity after getting sick and tired of her blond looks.
Ms Heard's daddy being a very successful Jewish doctor located outside of Austin, Texas, blah blah.
Think Jennifer Aniston meets Nancy Pelosi.
"I like garlic, but I just don't like that much of it." Yours truly in LOST BOYS meets DIRTY HARRY.
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PS KIT WINN: In order to right off the improvements on your five acres in Snohomoish County; make a big show out of your smoke house and barn size distribution "warehouse".
Probably wouldn't hurt either to have some kind of a little gift shop store front for walk-in buyers.
Tuesday, July 28, 2020
ADOLF HITLER NOW
Who'd you rather?
Benito Mussolini or Adolf Hitler; a.k.a. Mr. Square Pants.
Just for the historical record; the ladies were lining up to fuck Il Dude, sometimes even two at a time.
Meanwhile, Hitler was going around Germany talking about the twin evils of smoking and drinking.
No wonder he hated the French so much in IS PARIS BURNING?
The one in 1966 where everyone with a huuge nose is wearing their official code 19 masks on their sleeves in 2020.
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PS SANDY: On your 56th birthday at 6:06 pm, Michael suddenly cut in and said "Get off the phone!"
And no, I AM was not on my IPHONE at the time.
Which I probably use about two times a week when I call back on some scam call to see if it wasn't somebody I know in Utah; back in the day.
If wishes were horses.
PS KIT WINN: The men have to call me first at 801 310 8543 in order to protect the women from today's queers, Jews and niggers.
Not to mention the mainland Chinese and the North Koreans in MASH meets CATCH 22.
Benito Mussolini or Adolf Hitler; a.k.a. Mr. Square Pants.
Just for the historical record; the ladies were lining up to fuck Il Dude, sometimes even two at a time.
Meanwhile, Hitler was going around Germany talking about the twin evils of smoking and drinking.
No wonder he hated the French so much in IS PARIS BURNING?
The one in 1966 where everyone with a huuge nose is wearing their official code 19 masks on their sleeves in 2020.
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PS SANDY: On your 56th birthday at 6:06 pm, Michael suddenly cut in and said "Get off the phone!"
And no, I AM was not on my IPHONE at the time.
Which I probably use about two times a week when I call back on some scam call to see if it wasn't somebody I know in Utah; back in the day.
If wishes were horses.
PS KIT WINN: The men have to call me first at 801 310 8543 in order to protect the women from today's queers, Jews and niggers.
Not to mention the mainland Chinese and the North Koreans in MASH meets CATCH 22.
HOW I LEARNED TO LOVE THE BUG
If you watch the trailer for DR. STRANGELOVE in reverse, you will see an old Russian bomber flying into America on a suicide mission.
In confirmation of the REVELATION 19 repeat given to the lost tribes about a huuge religious revival happening in "white Russia".
The one where the cowboy pilot checks out his code 19 survival kit and finds the rubbers and the chewing gum.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Girls wearing baby blue COTEX pads on their lips are a major hard off.
Girls who are on the white little prophilactic pill are another thing; less messy for one thing.
Smart is sexy, blah blah.
See every porn hub video where the 21ish babe is wearing nothing but a pair of black rimmed glasses; just for show of course.
Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
PS SPICE GIRLS: If the fast white horse starts to kick back, get a tighter grip on the saddle.
In confirmation of the REVELATION 19 repeat given to the lost tribes about a huuge religious revival happening in "white Russia".
The one where the cowboy pilot checks out his code 19 survival kit and finds the rubbers and the chewing gum.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Girls wearing baby blue COTEX pads on their lips are a major hard off.
Girls who are on the white little prophilactic pill are another thing; less messy for one thing.
Smart is sexy, blah blah.
See every porn hub video where the 21ish babe is wearing nothing but a pair of black rimmed glasses; just for show of course.
Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
PS SPICE GIRLS: If the fast white horse starts to kick back, get a tighter grip on the saddle.
Monday, July 27, 2020
THERE IS NO CURE
Better start taking mother's little white pills girls. Because daddy is coming to town next month; like every other weekend and two full weeks in summer, of course of course.
Plus every other birthday and major holiday.
Works for me; now that I could not stand to live full time with the bitch anyway.
Fucking two of my seven wives every two weeks is starting to sound like a pretty good deal to me these days.
The exceptions proving the rule of course.
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PS AVRAHAM GILEADI: My royal KING DAVID line goes back to Kent, England on my left handed brown eyed father's side.
PS JULIA ROBERTS: Ten years ago I had a 37ish dream about you giving me your 10%.
Which I briefly pocketed into my own private CHASE bank account.
Because I had no place else where to park that much cash money on the barrel for now.
BFD, I spent like 1% of it to buy me a private jet and a CASINO ROYALE size villa up in the hills above Monte Carlo.
Talk about being stranded by the sea in Edmonds, Washington, British Columbia, Canada with money to burn, but nowhere to spent it.
Maybe I'll even buy me a place like that down in Acapulco, Mexico with my leftover monies.
Word is, you can get a 50' sailboat down there these days for pocket change.
PS WOODY NORRIS: Your grandchild who has become so obsessed with making low budget movies should probably get in contact with Paul Nestor.
What are grandpas for anyway?
The apple never falls that far from the tree.
Plus every other birthday and major holiday.
Works for me; now that I could not stand to live full time with the bitch anyway.
Fucking two of my seven wives every two weeks is starting to sound like a pretty good deal to me these days.
The exceptions proving the rule of course.
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PS AVRAHAM GILEADI: My royal KING DAVID line goes back to Kent, England on my left handed brown eyed father's side.
PS JULIA ROBERTS: Ten years ago I had a 37ish dream about you giving me your 10%.
Which I briefly pocketed into my own private CHASE bank account.
Because I had no place else where to park that much cash money on the barrel for now.
BFD, I spent like 1% of it to buy me a private jet and a CASINO ROYALE size villa up in the hills above Monte Carlo.
Talk about being stranded by the sea in Edmonds, Washington, British Columbia, Canada with money to burn, but nowhere to spent it.
Maybe I'll even buy me a place like that down in Acapulco, Mexico with my leftover monies.
Word is, you can get a 50' sailboat down there these days for pocket change.
PS WOODY NORRIS: Your grandchild who has become so obsessed with making low budget movies should probably get in contact with Paul Nestor.
What are grandpas for anyway?
The apple never falls that far from the tree.
THERE IS NO PANDEMIC
"Nothing has been invented yet." MIT award winning inventor Woody Norris
If you know what I mean in the 1962 movie trailer for DR. NO meets DR. YES.
Talk about DR. WHO.
The one where everybody is running around the movie set in code 19 hazmat suit costumes; acting like a bunch of panicked chickens with their heads cut off.
Rhymes with W.H.O. don't it.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: What in the hell are you doing?
For one thing, women who are crazy enough to walk around in public with an Islamic style mask over their face should not be voting in the first place.
"Fucking bitch." WILD AT HEART, 1989
PS DANIEL WHITE: I now also have the perfect sequel part in mind for your tall Scandnavian friend Matt.
I'm thinking DENNIS THE MENACE: 2020.
No more than a hard R rating of course of course.
This one probably being even a bit too hot to handle at www.cloudmakerpictures.com
Kate Holmes in the sexy MILF role?
Jon Heder as the long lost divorced father?
If you know what I mean in the 1962 movie trailer for DR. NO meets DR. YES.
Talk about DR. WHO.
The one where everybody is running around the movie set in code 19 hazmat suit costumes; acting like a bunch of panicked chickens with their heads cut off.
Rhymes with W.H.O. don't it.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: What in the hell are you doing?
For one thing, women who are crazy enough to walk around in public with an Islamic style mask over their face should not be voting in the first place.
"Fucking bitch." WILD AT HEART, 1989
PS DANIEL WHITE: I now also have the perfect sequel part in mind for your tall Scandnavian friend Matt.
I'm thinking DENNIS THE MENACE: 2020.
No more than a hard R rating of course of course.
This one probably being even a bit too hot to handle at www.cloudmakerpictures.com
Kate Holmes in the sexy MILF role?
Jon Heder as the long lost divorced father?
Sunday, July 26, 2020
DOCTOR NO NOW
It should be crystal clear by now that every villainous Dr No Bond film antagonist was all about some strange love Dr Fauci figure who suddenly appears on the scene in 2020.
Like the one where I was hanging out with a bunch of my 27ish cool cats last week up in Seattle's U District; and the only sexy babe who was wearing a code number 19 mask on her sexy face was Natalie Portman.
In my dreams.
Everyone else was riding bareback naturally; as we crossed the street at 43rd, over and across from the US post office.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: I have a viseral problem with today's young ladies who wear masks.
Especially after my beloved 1970s era Catholic French wife suddenly dumped me for some other low rent 10% commission pimp back in 1981.
Hope I didn't leave anything out.
PD DR TONY: "If you look like a [short little] Jew, you are probably a Jew." Adolf Hitler, 1939.
Like the one where I was hanging out with a bunch of my 27ish cool cats last week up in Seattle's U District; and the only sexy babe who was wearing a code number 19 mask on her sexy face was Natalie Portman.
In my dreams.
Everyone else was riding bareback naturally; as we crossed the street at 43rd, over and across from the US post office.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: I have a viseral problem with today's young ladies who wear masks.
Especially after my beloved 1970s era Catholic French wife suddenly dumped me for some other low rent 10% commission pimp back in 1981.
Hope I didn't leave anything out.
PD DR TONY: "If you look like a [short little] Jew, you are probably a Jew." Adolf Hitler, 1939.
DONALD TRUMP NOW
The muffled brass trumpets of 2020 open the prophetic 1986 movie trailer for HANNAH AND HER SISTERS.
The one about the older balding proverbial germaphobic Jew who is wearing a mask.
Hope I didn't leave anything out.
Now that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is also wearing the code 19 mask just for show.
Oh, "Barack Obama was born in Hawaii."
And Representive Lewis was nothing but a nasty old brown bulldog. Who once upon a time was a sweet little feisty puppy.
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PS CAPTAIN KANGAROO: Medevil metal armor masks won't work this time around either.
Better to put on THE INVISIBLE MAN's armour of God masking tape and just poke a few holes in it.
Think HANNIBAL meets HALLOWEEN.
"Help!.. Someone help me!!"
The one about the older balding proverbial germaphobic Jew who is wearing a mask.
Hope I didn't leave anything out.
Now that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is also wearing the code 19 mask just for show.
Oh, "Barack Obama was born in Hawaii."
And Representive Lewis was nothing but a nasty old brown bulldog. Who once upon a time was a sweet little feisty puppy.
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PS CAPTAIN KANGAROO: Medevil metal armor masks won't work this time around either.
Better to put on THE INVISIBLE MAN's armour of God masking tape and just poke a few holes in it.
Think HANNIBAL meets HALLOWEEN.
"Help!.. Someone help me!!"
Saturday, July 25, 2020
WOODY ALLEN, LIKE RIGHT NOW
Hurricane Hanna is now plowing into the mainland around Corpus Cristi and Bownsville, Texas in confirmation of the timely elements in HANNAH AND HER SISTERS.
I'll never forget the time when I told Nyle Smith that I had seen HANNAH AND HER SISTERS seven times. Who then looked at me like I was crazy.
Himself probably being only one of the ten people in Provo, Utah who always voted a straight socialist party ticket in every minor or major midterm election back in the 80s.
Oh well, better hot or cold than Luke warm I guess.
For example, no way in hell would Nyle have ever voted for some polite society Utah Republican like Mitt Romney for local [ANIMAL FARM] dog catcher.
Not tough enough for the job I suppose.
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PS WOODY NORRIS: I known, not enough crazy people are dying from it yet, and leaving the rest of us alone to do our own thing.
First they said it was a healthy 3%. Now they're saying it's only about .003% tops, probably much less.
Be patient. The best is yet to come.
"All is well that ends well." Regis Philbin.
Rhymes with fill the garbage bin, then set it on fire.
PS MR PRESIDENT: People who wear masks in public are hiding from something; usually it's the truth.
PS STEVEN SPIELBERG: What's your problem bitch?
Too much too soon I would guess.
Been there done that myself.
PS ST. PETER: How many plane crashes will it take in West Jordan to get you right with Jesus?
The next one is on me.
I'll never forget the time when I told Nyle Smith that I had seen HANNAH AND HER SISTERS seven times. Who then looked at me like I was crazy.
Himself probably being only one of the ten people in Provo, Utah who always voted a straight socialist party ticket in every minor or major midterm election back in the 80s.
Oh well, better hot or cold than Luke warm I guess.
For example, no way in hell would Nyle have ever voted for some polite society Utah Republican like Mitt Romney for local [ANIMAL FARM] dog catcher.
Not tough enough for the job I suppose.
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PS WOODY NORRIS: I known, not enough crazy people are dying from it yet, and leaving the rest of us alone to do our own thing.
First they said it was a healthy 3%. Now they're saying it's only about .003% tops, probably much less.
Be patient. The best is yet to come.
"All is well that ends well." Regis Philbin.
Rhymes with fill the garbage bin, then set it on fire.
PS MR PRESIDENT: People who wear masks in public are hiding from something; usually it's the truth.
PS STEVEN SPIELBERG: What's your problem bitch?
Too much too soon I would guess.
Been there done that myself.
PS ST. PETER: How many plane crashes will it take in West Jordan to get you right with Jesus?
The next one is on me.
CAPTAIN KANGAROO NOW
Fuck Fred Rogers.
Captain Kangaroo was thee Providential look alike forerunner to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; for a time when the kids would be running the boat show up in funky town, Puget Sound.
Don't kid yourself; back in it's hayday, every black celebrity wanted to be on his show.
Mind you; this was years before COSBY and SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE made it big.
Not to mention today's 5' 1" man child poster boy Spike Lee.
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PS MR PRIME MINISTER: Obviously, you are a better take on Captain Kangaroo than is Mr. Trump.
But I'm focusing more on him right now because he has a navy fleet that is vastly bigger than yours.
Especially when it comes to submarines.
Captain Kangaroo was thee Providential look alike forerunner to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; for a time when the kids would be running the boat show up in funky town, Puget Sound.
Don't kid yourself; back in it's hayday, every black celebrity wanted to be on his show.
Mind you; this was years before COSBY and SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE made it big.
Not to mention today's 5' 1" man child poster boy Spike Lee.
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PS MR PRIME MINISTER: Obviously, you are a better take on Captain Kangaroo than is Mr. Trump.
But I'm focusing more on him right now because he has a navy fleet that is vastly bigger than yours.
Especially when it comes to submarines.
Friday, July 24, 2020
NICOLE KIDMAN NOW
"Makeup sex is the best." SEINFELD
This morning on Nicki's 6:25 wedding anniversary date, Michael suggested the 1947 trailer for DARK PASSAGE.
Back when San Francisco was still a west coat funky town; full of really cool cheap apartments and the coolest of white kids with money to burn.
Of course, she would have to be insane to fall for me again, circa 2020.
Just like in the movie.
Oh well, desparate girls do desparate things.
Especially if you get to look that good again.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: What's your problem bitch? You don't like the deal I'm offering you?
Then come to me personally.
And don't go around town blabbing about our business just to embarrass me in public.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: We would be very interested in taking a look at your original screenplay that you wrote back in the day.
The one that changed your life forever and inspired you to change careers.
So dust it off and send it over to The Trox at www.cloudmakerpictures.com and I promise you that it will be taken very seriously.
[Don't forget to mention my name in the promo code.]
Maybe not a major motion picture; but at least a fully budgeted indepentent production with a respectable name cast.
Producer Greg producing?
PS KIT WINN: Don't worry about getting it yet.
I don't die. You don't die.
This morning on Nicki's 6:25 wedding anniversary date, Michael suggested the 1947 trailer for DARK PASSAGE.
Back when San Francisco was still a west coat funky town; full of really cool cheap apartments and the coolest of white kids with money to burn.
Of course, she would have to be insane to fall for me again, circa 2020.
Just like in the movie.
Oh well, desparate girls do desparate things.
Especially if you get to look that good again.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: What's your problem bitch? You don't like the deal I'm offering you?
Then come to me personally.
And don't go around town blabbing about our business just to embarrass me in public.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: We would be very interested in taking a look at your original screenplay that you wrote back in the day.
The one that changed your life forever and inspired you to change careers.
So dust it off and send it over to The Trox at www.cloudmakerpictures.com and I promise you that it will be taken very seriously.
[Don't forget to mention my name in the promo code.]
Maybe not a major motion picture; but at least a fully budgeted indepentent production with a respectable name cast.
Producer Greg producing?
PS KIT WINN: Don't worry about getting it yet.
I don't die. You don't die.
GEORGE CLOONEY NOW
Throwing good money after bad money is the thing right now.
As just confirmed by the news that Clooney is betting everything on Joe Biden to win in 2020.
Talk about AGAINST ALL ODDS meets LOCK STOCK AND BARREL, London style, 2020.
Hey George, ever thought about investing in a pro sports franchise while you're at it these days?
I'm hearing ten cents on the dollar right now.
Don't forget about that old millionaire Jew who bought out NEWSWEEK for only one buck; and he ended up still paying too much for it about a year later.
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PS BILL MURRAY: Don't get me wrong. Ten cents on the dollar for a pro sports team franchise is a pretty good bet right now.
Communist revolution fads usually burn themselves out in about 2-4 years.
Then the spoiled brat rebel kids always grow up and return to their family ball park roots in FERRIS BEULLERS DAY OFF meets WAYNE'S WORLD.
PS MR PRESIDENT: You are going to win the State of Ill/inois in 2020, mask or no mask.
Rhymes with noise.
As just confirmed by the news that Clooney is betting everything on Joe Biden to win in 2020.
Talk about AGAINST ALL ODDS meets LOCK STOCK AND BARREL, London style, 2020.
Hey George, ever thought about investing in a pro sports franchise while you're at it these days?
I'm hearing ten cents on the dollar right now.
Don't forget about that old millionaire Jew who bought out NEWSWEEK for only one buck; and he ended up still paying too much for it about a year later.
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PS BILL MURRAY: Don't get me wrong. Ten cents on the dollar for a pro sports team franchise is a pretty good bet right now.
Communist revolution fads usually burn themselves out in about 2-4 years.
Then the spoiled brat rebel kids always grow up and return to their family ball park roots in FERRIS BEULLERS DAY OFF meets WAYNE'S WORLD.
PS MR PRESIDENT: You are going to win the State of Ill/inois in 2020, mask or no mask.
Rhymes with noise.
Thursday, July 23, 2020
LARRY DAVID NOW
"That sounds nasty, is it contagious?" Asks Larry David in THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN.
Remember, HBO's famous left-wing Bernie Sanders look alike multibillionaire didn't have a dime to his name back in 1988.
And neither did Michael Moore for that matter.
"Was I ever so young?" George Clooney
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TRUE STORY NOTES: Italian fascism came of age at the same time that the Italian mob was raging in Chicago.
Talk about the Pizza Mafia.
More sexy, more fashionable, more adaptive to the latest trends.
In a word, more tasty.
PS SPICE GIRLS: She who never overcooks her pink hamburger patties, and always butters her toasty buns, with lots of sweet lavender Georgia onion rings; never goes home a lonely girl.
"You're an idiot!" Alec Baldwin, talking to me yesterday.
Oh yeah?
So why have, "I have become the king of BBQ in the Hamptons!" Joked Howard Stern back in 2005?
PS MICHAEL MOORE: Evil is as evil does; haircut or no haircut. Hairy pussy, bald pussy, it's all pussy.
PBS NOTES: Fresh air is about people finally losing their muffling masks and being able to talk and breath more freely; starting around two months from now.
Remember, HBO's famous left-wing Bernie Sanders look alike multibillionaire didn't have a dime to his name back in 1988.
And neither did Michael Moore for that matter.
"Was I ever so young?" George Clooney
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TRUE STORY NOTES: Italian fascism came of age at the same time that the Italian mob was raging in Chicago.
Talk about the Pizza Mafia.
More sexy, more fashionable, more adaptive to the latest trends.
In a word, more tasty.
PS SPICE GIRLS: She who never overcooks her pink hamburger patties, and always butters her toasty buns, with lots of sweet lavender Georgia onion rings; never goes home a lonely girl.
"You're an idiot!" Alec Baldwin, talking to me yesterday.
Oh yeah?
So why have, "I have become the king of BBQ in the Hamptons!" Joked Howard Stern back in 2005?
PS MICHAEL MOORE: Evil is as evil does; haircut or no haircut. Hairy pussy, bald pussy, it's all pussy.
PBS NOTES: Fresh air is about people finally losing their muffling masks and being able to talk and breath more freely; starting around two months from now.
THE BRAZILIAN JOB
"Until this all blows over, just stay away from me." BRAZIL meets WILD ORCHID
The one where Robert De Niro advises me to "...travel light, get in, get out."
For example, Michael informed me to fill out my change-of-address mail order voter form at the federal post office down in Perrinville. Then there was a gigantic 7.8 [election] earthquake south of Perryville, Alaska.
So I walked down there today and discovered that the place was just a home delivery warehouse front for AMAZON.
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PS BUD: If I were you I would incorporate your BROWNIES girl scout camp complex for the boy scouts in northern Idaho as a non profit tax free enterprise.
That should hold you over until there are no more income tax laws from the IRS; which itself no longer even exists.
Why throw real money after fake money?
Remember Ruby Ridge, blah blah.
The one where Robert De Niro advises me to "...travel light, get in, get out."
For example, Michael informed me to fill out my change-of-address mail order voter form at the federal post office down in Perrinville. Then there was a gigantic 7.8 [election] earthquake south of Perryville, Alaska.
So I walked down there today and discovered that the place was just a home delivery warehouse front for AMAZON.
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PS BUD: If I were you I would incorporate your BROWNIES girl scout camp complex for the boy scouts in northern Idaho as a non profit tax free enterprise.
That should hold you over until there are no more income tax laws from the IRS; which itself no longer even exists.
Why throw real money after fake money?
Remember Ruby Ridge, blah blah.
Wednesday, July 22, 2020
RICK STEVES BRAZIL
Those movie trailer stills for BRAZIL feature Matt Drudge trying to make a purse out of a sow's ear.
In confirmation of that new bio about him being such a never Trumper red queen of hearts.
The film's poster art depicting a young Joe Biden look alike with his zombie mind exploding.
I know.
The first President elect to ever accept gay marriage; who looks like some old tanned faggot in SHAMPOO meets BRAZIL.
Yet he only gets a 51/49% approval rating in Beverly Hills, California.
Oh well, "You can never be all things to all people." Adolf Hitler, in the spring of 1935.
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PS JOE BIDEN: Your more natural looking light [beige Caucasian] tan makeup is not as effective on camera as his more dramatic orange tan job.
People are still looking for something a bit more striking and different these days.
Dare I say more surreal.
Remember, Bernie Sanders always looked as white as a ghost [corpse] in his many campaign appearances; and where did that get him?
["I refuse to wear makeout." blah blah.]
That whole fleshy beige sports car nudist look went out way back in the late 1970s.
Not seeing any nostalgic re-trends for it right now; many next year.
PS TRADER JOES, NO.1290: "Get ready, because here I come..." goes the song.
In confirmation of that new bio about him being such a never Trumper red queen of hearts.
The film's poster art depicting a young Joe Biden look alike with his zombie mind exploding.
I know.
The first President elect to ever accept gay marriage; who looks like some old tanned faggot in SHAMPOO meets BRAZIL.
Yet he only gets a 51/49% approval rating in Beverly Hills, California.
Oh well, "You can never be all things to all people." Adolf Hitler, in the spring of 1935.
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PS JOE BIDEN: Your more natural looking light [beige Caucasian] tan makeup is not as effective on camera as his more dramatic orange tan job.
People are still looking for something a bit more striking and different these days.
Dare I say more surreal.
Remember, Bernie Sanders always looked as white as a ghost [corpse] in his many campaign appearances; and where did that get him?
["I refuse to wear makeout." blah blah.]
That whole fleshy beige sports car nudist look went out way back in the late 1970s.
Not seeing any nostalgic re-trends for it right now; many next year.
PS TRADER JOES, NO.1290: "Get ready, because here I come..." goes the song.
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE NOW
The classic 1975 flash vision movie trailer for A CLOCKWORK ORANGE is a prophecy about the orange man getting a second shot at it in 2020.
Politically speaking.
And then all hell breaks out at the end of this year's college football season after the early November election.
Think BRAZIL meets THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
OR:
KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN meets BANANAS.
"Did you remember to bring your pills?" SIDEWAYS
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Politically speaking.
And then all hell breaks out at the end of this year's college football season after the early November election.
Think BRAZIL meets THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
OR:
KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN meets BANANAS.
"Did you remember to bring your pills?" SIDEWAYS
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Tuesday, July 21, 2020
ACTER ON THE VERGE
"This is the meaningful act that I was searching for!" Me talking to Emma Stone about royally fucking her in the ass in IRRATIONAL MAN.
Shot up in Rhode Island Sound for Puget Sound, Washington.
Talk about a thousand people recovering from being sick every single news day in the year 2020.
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PS MITT ROMNEY: More Republican, less Communist.
Oh yeah, "Michigan's Governor Romney is a part of the international Communist conspiracy." THE JOHN BIRCH [birther] SOCIETY, 1966.
The apple never falls far from tree.
PS MR PRESIDENT: I had a [www.thegatewaypundit.com] flash vision headline at 8:18 pm Wednesday of some Arizona sheriff who was gagged and hog tied and being paraded around town in the back of a truck.
"Beware of the thin man." Drew Barrymore, 2008
PS SHERIFF ADAM FORTNEY: No worries mate; we will be complying with all of the governor's metalic duck tape mandates at our upcoming SKY RIVER rave at Gold Bar.
Actually, we were forced to do it anyway in order to obtain the insurance bond required by Miley Cyrus' people.
There will be plenty of HONEY BUCKETS and trash cans too; plus lots of private security type dykes on bikes and car parking.
Or as my father used to say, "Always leave your camp site cleaner than you found it."
PS WOODY ALLEN: I predict that low budget rebel motorcycle gang pictures are going to be the next big nostalgia craze.
Miley Cyrus and Cara Delvigne riding around in skin tight jeans and no COTEX pads?
You can't miss.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I dreamed that you told me it was easier to wear a [superficial] mask than go through the trouble of repenting of one's sins.
Shot up in Rhode Island Sound for Puget Sound, Washington.
Talk about a thousand people recovering from being sick every single news day in the year 2020.
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PS MITT ROMNEY: More Republican, less Communist.
Oh yeah, "Michigan's Governor Romney is a part of the international Communist conspiracy." THE JOHN BIRCH [birther] SOCIETY, 1966.
The apple never falls far from tree.
PS MR PRESIDENT: I had a [www.thegatewaypundit.com] flash vision headline at 8:18 pm Wednesday of some Arizona sheriff who was gagged and hog tied and being paraded around town in the back of a truck.
"Beware of the thin man." Drew Barrymore, 2008
PS SHERIFF ADAM FORTNEY: No worries mate; we will be complying with all of the governor's metalic duck tape mandates at our upcoming SKY RIVER rave at Gold Bar.
Actually, we were forced to do it anyway in order to obtain the insurance bond required by Miley Cyrus' people.
There will be plenty of HONEY BUCKETS and trash cans too; plus lots of private security type dykes on bikes and car parking.
Or as my father used to say, "Always leave your camp site cleaner than you found it."
PS WOODY ALLEN: I predict that low budget rebel motorcycle gang pictures are going to be the next big nostalgia craze.
Miley Cyrus and Cara Delvigne riding around in skin tight jeans and no COTEX pads?
You can't miss.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I dreamed that you told me it was easier to wear a [superficial] mask than go through the trouble of repenting of one's sins.
JERRY SEINFELD NOW
All of those SEINFELD episodes back in the 1260s that were about Jerry being your typical paranoid germaphobe, were meant to be about today's germs.
Rhymes with Germany.
Especially the one where his brand new brown $100 leather belt accidentally touches the urinal; so he whips it off and offers it to the stranger standing next to him for free.
Talk about the 2015 Woody Allen movie trailer for an IRRATIONAL MAN.
The one where both Emma Stone and Emma Watson fuck me anyway because I AM is probably the last white male-man in good standing at BROWN.
Hey why not?
The older dudes are usually the guys who have the money; especially up in funky town, Puget Sound.
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PS JULIA ROBERTS: Edmonds' famous expatriot bar will be having it's grand re-opening on 8.5.
It would be nice if we could get some celebrity babe to appear at the red carpet event.
Not you of course; that would be a bit too obvious and over the top.
Better some younger Hollywood actress in her 20s, who might attract today's lonely single white male milliennial guys in their late 30s, early 40s.
The ones who can actually afford to pay $20 a shot for a single malt scotch whisky from Islay.
Whatever, "I just fucked a 21 year-old last week." Jack Nicholson, 1996.
PS BUD: If I was you, I would get rid of your two rental properties in Lehi, Utah and buy that log cabin lodge acreage that you always wanted to own up in northern Idaho.
Hear tell that the boy scouts are looking for a new campfire girls leader these days.
Take for example, "HOW I MADE 100 MOVIES" in Hollwood and never lost a dime; by Roger Corman.
Rhymes with Germany.
Especially the one where his brand new brown $100 leather belt accidentally touches the urinal; so he whips it off and offers it to the stranger standing next to him for free.
Talk about the 2015 Woody Allen movie trailer for an IRRATIONAL MAN.
The one where both Emma Stone and Emma Watson fuck me anyway because I AM is probably the last white male-man in good standing at BROWN.
Hey why not?
The older dudes are usually the guys who have the money; especially up in funky town, Puget Sound.
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PS JULIA ROBERTS: Edmonds' famous expatriot bar will be having it's grand re-opening on 8.5.
It would be nice if we could get some celebrity babe to appear at the red carpet event.
Not you of course; that would be a bit too obvious and over the top.
Better some younger Hollywood actress in her 20s, who might attract today's lonely single white male milliennial guys in their late 30s, early 40s.
The ones who can actually afford to pay $20 a shot for a single malt scotch whisky from Islay.
Whatever, "I just fucked a 21 year-old last week." Jack Nicholson, 1996.
PS BUD: If I was you, I would get rid of your two rental properties in Lehi, Utah and buy that log cabin lodge acreage that you always wanted to own up in northern Idaho.
Hear tell that the boy scouts are looking for a new campfire girls leader these days.
Take for example, "HOW I MADE 100 MOVIES" in Hollwood and never lost a dime; by Roger Corman.
Monday, July 20, 2020
ADAPTATION NOW
Talk about the case for Amber Heard immunity.
Hello Johnny Depp.
ADAPTATION is a surprise ending about adapting your life's 120 page screenplay to the swamp fever virus in 2020.
As just confirmed by the new Florida country decree that even the loney single losers must wear a mask inside of their bedroom while jerking off.
Happening during a time in the near future when the cold shoulder media bitches are reporting a thousand new cases every day now.
Which means that there are at least 999 people who have gotten over their crazy 19 virus fad every God damn fucking day of the year now.
Ergo, all of those pix of Jennifer Aniston even wearing a mask inside of her own bedroom.
No wonder she can never keep a boyfriend.
"The women in Hollywood are so disappointing." Vince Vaughn.
Not to mention Sacramento.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: Dr Feel Good says take two little white BAYERS tablets every day and call me in the morning; like about two months from now.
No worries mate.
You have a better chance of dying from a lightening strike; that choking on some big throbbing ribbed plastic ventilator tube dildo stuck in your mouth.
And don't forget to listen to Tod Herman filling in for Rush Limbaugh this week; while you're lying in bed doing nothing anyway.
Hello Johnny Depp.
ADAPTATION is a surprise ending about adapting your life's 120 page screenplay to the swamp fever virus in 2020.
As just confirmed by the new Florida country decree that even the loney single losers must wear a mask inside of their bedroom while jerking off.
Happening during a time in the near future when the cold shoulder media bitches are reporting a thousand new cases every day now.
Which means that there are at least 999 people who have gotten over their crazy 19 virus fad every God damn fucking day of the year now.
Ergo, all of those pix of Jennifer Aniston even wearing a mask inside of her own bedroom.
No wonder she can never keep a boyfriend.
"The women in Hollywood are so disappointing." Vince Vaughn.
Not to mention Sacramento.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: Dr Feel Good says take two little white BAYERS tablets every day and call me in the morning; like about two months from now.
No worries mate.
You have a better chance of dying from a lightening strike; that choking on some big throbbing ribbed plastic ventilator tube dildo stuck in your mouth.
And don't forget to listen to Tod Herman filling in for Rush Limbaugh this week; while you're lying in bed doing nothing anyway.
AGAINST ALL ODDS WITH A TAN JOB
Word is the dude wins big again in 2020, according to the 1980s NFL season movie trailer for AGAINST ALL ODDS.
Because believe it or not, today's Jewish neocon bookies in London are offering 4-1 odds against a PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP repeat.
Hello Sienna.
Also take for example those two indie film trailers for LOCK STOCK AND BARREL meets MATCH POINT.
Oh yeah "I'm an aethiest." Woody Allen
And I AM is not the one mighty and strong in DC 85 meets 2BC 91.
Not to mention ISAIAH EXPLAINED.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: "She's a screamer." is probably the best 1980s Donald Trump GOSSIP COP quote that I have read yet.
Keep em coming baby.
There is a reason why my brother is named Donald in the 2002 ADAPTATION movie trailer.
That we could easily rip off in and around the swampy SCRIBER LAKE city park waters in Lynnwood, Washington.
Where the white morning glory flowers look exactly like those rare white orchids in the movie.
Think THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON meets THEM.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Chose your poison; personally I like HANNIBAL meets some RICK STEVES EU tourist movie on YOUTUBE.
Or we could expand the part of my dead French wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Because believe it or not, today's Jewish neocon bookies in London are offering 4-1 odds against a PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP repeat.
Hello Sienna.
Also take for example those two indie film trailers for LOCK STOCK AND BARREL meets MATCH POINT.
Oh yeah "I'm an aethiest." Woody Allen
And I AM is not the one mighty and strong in DC 85 meets 2BC 91.
Not to mention ISAIAH EXPLAINED.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: "She's a screamer." is probably the best 1980s Donald Trump GOSSIP COP quote that I have read yet.
Keep em coming baby.
There is a reason why my brother is named Donald in the 2002 ADAPTATION movie trailer.
That we could easily rip off in and around the swampy SCRIBER LAKE city park waters in Lynnwood, Washington.
Where the white morning glory flowers look exactly like those rare white orchids in the movie.
Think THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON meets THEM.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Chose your poison; personally I like HANNIBAL meets some RICK STEVES EU tourist movie on YOUTUBE.
Or we could expand the part of my dead French wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Sunday, July 19, 2020
EVERYTHING IS MINE NOW
Talk about owning it baby.
Obviously I AM is talking about only everything that I ever wanted; and you getting left with all of those shitty 1980s screenplays that never got made out in LA.
And no, I'm not Jesus; I just play him in the movies.
Think ADAPTATION meets PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.
[Two of my all time favorite two witnesses movies.]
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Obviously I AM is talking about only everything that I ever wanted; and you getting left with all of those shitty 1980s screenplays that never got made out in LA.
And no, I'm not Jesus; I just play him in the movies.
Think ADAPTATION meets PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.
[Two of my all time favorite two witnesses movies.]
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EASY RIDERS
"Easy money" is probably the most mighty line of all in the WILD AT HEART movie trailer prophecy.
The one where the old white dudes on motorbikes get run over by some drunken illegal alien Mexican down in Texas.
Take for example this line.
"Mexican vomit!.. Mexican vomit!.. Mexican vomit!!" Screamed the old white fundamentalist mormon wife at the gay Mormons' SUNSTONE conference table located next to me in 1994.
Oh well, Jesus also says that what goes on inside of his LDS temples today is mostly "vomit" in the 2BC.
Except for their part in performing baptisms for the dead.
Better half a loaf, than no loaf I guess.
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PS DAVID LYNCH: One of my upcoming sub pop indie film labels will be called EASY MONEY PRODUCTIONS.
Don't laugh. I got enough coin in the bank now to buy out the entire town of Edmonds, Washington and turn it into my own private movie making theme park.
Not to mention Everett.
PS SPICE GIRLS: The shark will jump over the rainbow after the K-12 schools refuse to re-open in September, 2020.
The one where the old white dudes on motorbikes get run over by some drunken illegal alien Mexican down in Texas.
Take for example this line.
"Mexican vomit!.. Mexican vomit!.. Mexican vomit!!" Screamed the old white fundamentalist mormon wife at the gay Mormons' SUNSTONE conference table located next to me in 1994.
Oh well, Jesus also says that what goes on inside of his LDS temples today is mostly "vomit" in the 2BC.
Except for their part in performing baptisms for the dead.
Better half a loaf, than no loaf I guess.
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PS DAVID LYNCH: One of my upcoming sub pop indie film labels will be called EASY MONEY PRODUCTIONS.
Don't laugh. I got enough coin in the bank now to buy out the entire town of Edmonds, Washington and turn it into my own private movie making theme park.
Not to mention Everett.
PS SPICE GIRLS: The shark will jump over the rainbow after the K-12 schools refuse to re-open in September, 2020.
Saturday, July 18, 2020
SPOILER ALERT!
At 9:27 pm Saturday, I had a vision of some dude at KFC handing me a bucket of chichen with wads of cash stuffed in it.
In confirmation of the DUPLICITY trailer shot where Julia Roberts is holding up a lacy black face mask and asking me if I forgot something.
September 27 looking like the right date when the men finally get sick and tired of the pussy masks, the cold-shoulder social distancing and the "science and data" bullshit from the deep state.
So on October 9 they finally decide to not just stand there and do something about it.
Even the one where the two 'I' spies are trying to hack the corporate vacine recipe for the antichrist 19 virus.
Which probably never existed anyway.
And the above sexy young couple wouldn't need ever worry about getting the CHINATOWN bed bug in the first place.
But the older players in the 2009 movie are really sweating bullets.
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PS CHARLIE: Saturday morning at 8:07 Michael said "Ambush!"
PS KEN MCLEOD: I got the gas money and a new Washington State DL if you got the wheels.
What goes around comes around; prophetically speaking.
Bring your camera by the way.
PS NYT: What were you guys thinking?
Girls just don't want to have fuck anymore after work?
Stick a sock in it.
DUH:
"No cops, no justice!"
In confirmation of the DUPLICITY trailer shot where Julia Roberts is holding up a lacy black face mask and asking me if I forgot something.
September 27 looking like the right date when the men finally get sick and tired of the pussy masks, the cold-shoulder social distancing and the "science and data" bullshit from the deep state.
So on October 9 they finally decide to not just stand there and do something about it.
Even the one where the two 'I' spies are trying to hack the corporate vacine recipe for the antichrist 19 virus.
Which probably never existed anyway.
And the above sexy young couple wouldn't need ever worry about getting the CHINATOWN bed bug in the first place.
But the older players in the 2009 movie are really sweating bullets.
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PS CHARLIE: Saturday morning at 8:07 Michael said "Ambush!"
PS KEN MCLEOD: I got the gas money and a new Washington State DL if you got the wheels.
What goes around comes around; prophetically speaking.
Bring your camera by the way.
PS NYT: What were you guys thinking?
Girls just don't want to have fuck anymore after work?
Stick a sock in it.
DUH:
"No cops, no justice!"
SMOKEN PARTY DUDE
"Call security, the whole place is locked down!" SMOKEN ACES, 2006
Way before Reno, Nevada was shut down, and then forced to reopened again in CASINO meets AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY in 2020.
"Socialism versus fascism is just [Chicago style] gang warfare." Ayn Rand, WE THE LIVING
Even the one above about the Russian hit man who always wears a mask.
For example, Putin's mask like face is completely expressionless.
Not to mention the always smiling frozen face of Hillary Clinton.
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PS FOX: Why not hold a C-19 block party if you are 20-30 years-old and have a statistically zero chance of dying from anything; much less the flu, pneumonia or brain cancer.
Old people people die, young people party.
They even made some black exploitation James Bond 007 movie about this back in the swinging 70s called LIVE AND LET DIE.
The one where the arch villian is also wearing a rubber voodoo mask.
And ends with the abomination of desolation mullato wearing thick "mask makeup" on a train up to Washington, DC, Virginia meets Maryland.
Circa REVELATION 14:20.
PS DA: Your 1983 SNL movie trailer for DOCTOR DETROIT is about today's medical quacks who are demanding that everybody wears a mask in America.
Talk about the dark satire in your 1980s movie trailers for DRAGNET meets GHOST BUSTERS.
Way before Reno, Nevada was shut down, and then forced to reopened again in CASINO meets AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY in 2020.
"Socialism versus fascism is just [Chicago style] gang warfare." Ayn Rand, WE THE LIVING
Even the one above about the Russian hit man who always wears a mask.
For example, Putin's mask like face is completely expressionless.
Not to mention the always smiling frozen face of Hillary Clinton.
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PS FOX: Why not hold a C-19 block party if you are 20-30 years-old and have a statistically zero chance of dying from anything; much less the flu, pneumonia or brain cancer.
Old people people die, young people party.
They even made some black exploitation James Bond 007 movie about this back in the swinging 70s called LIVE AND LET DIE.
The one where the arch villian is also wearing a rubber voodoo mask.
And ends with the abomination of desolation mullato wearing thick "mask makeup" on a train up to Washington, DC, Virginia meets Maryland.
Circa REVELATION 14:20.
PS DA: Your 1983 SNL movie trailer for DOCTOR DETROIT is about today's medical quacks who are demanding that everybody wears a mask in America.
Talk about the dark satire in your 1980s movie trailers for DRAGNET meets GHOST BUSTERS.
Friday, July 17, 2020
THE NEW CITY STATES
There is a reason why Washington State will be the first state to divide into three autonomous states in the two witnesses' holy city prophecy in REVELATION 16th Ave N.E.
In confirmation of the word of God in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD about how whitie has to show blackie how to do it.
Last I heard, Seattle was only 7% black; but that was back in the 1990s.
Could be a half point more than that by now if you count the suburbs in both King County and Pierce County.
But most of those blacks are retired military; so good luck with that.
"Always know the proper way to handle a gun if you decide to own one." The NRA, 1996.
WHEREAS:
"What's the first thing that you do if someone hands you a gun?" Leslie Winn.
"You point it in a safe direction." Leslie Winn.
"What's the second thing that you do after someone gives you a gun?" Leslie Winn.
"You double check to see if it's loaded." Leslie Winn.
Safety first.
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MISSIONARY JOURNAL NOTES: God sent me to Italy, with two pairs of conservative dark suits, in order to understand the "1260 years" history of the last-day city states in ISAIAH EXPLAINED; per Joseph Smith's Bible Belt translation of the KING JAMES BIBLE verses in REVELATION 12.
Think DUPLICITY meets MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
Back in the time when everybody was wearing a mask in the year 2020.
In confirmation of the word of God in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD about how whitie has to show blackie how to do it.
Last I heard, Seattle was only 7% black; but that was back in the 1990s.
Could be a half point more than that by now if you count the suburbs in both King County and Pierce County.
But most of those blacks are retired military; so good luck with that.
"Always know the proper way to handle a gun if you decide to own one." The NRA, 1996.
WHEREAS:
"What's the first thing that you do if someone hands you a gun?" Leslie Winn.
"You point it in a safe direction." Leslie Winn.
"What's the second thing that you do after someone gives you a gun?" Leslie Winn.
"You double check to see if it's loaded." Leslie Winn.
Safety first.
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MISSIONARY JOURNAL NOTES: God sent me to Italy, with two pairs of conservative dark suits, in order to understand the "1260 years" history of the last-day city states in ISAIAH EXPLAINED; per Joseph Smith's Bible Belt translation of the KING JAMES BIBLE verses in REVELATION 12.
Think DUPLICITY meets MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
Back in the time when everybody was wearing a mask in the year 2020.
GETTING SICK OF IT
According to today's old mormon rabbi at ISAIAH EXPLAINED, the unmasked Assyrian Ephraimites are going to get so sick of the Jews and the queers that they are going to launch into full [self preservation] genocidal mode.
Talk about killing all of the black babies even after they were born like two months ago or so.
Dare we call it a "hate crime"?
Whatever, safety first.
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Talk about killing all of the black babies even after they were born like two months ago or so.
Dare we call it a "hate crime"?
Whatever, safety first.
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Thursday, July 16, 2020
SOMETHING IS BADLY MISSING HERE
The REV-19 virus is certainly not a hoax; but the treatment, and the reporting on it, is definitely a big time hoax.
It being bad enough, without all of the fear mongering and the missing "science and data" facts.
Therefore "Why are people so easlily fooled by all of this nonsense?" Michael Moore asking the famous shrink in his last anti greenie movie.
"Because people are so afraid of [politically] dying." Was the good doctor's answer.
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PS SPICE GIRLS: It's better to get sick and then get well again; instead of never getting sick and never getting well ever.
See every INSTAGRAM of Miley Cyrus lying in bed looking like a sick puppy in the past 42 months.
Talk about sexual healing, 1970s style.
Oh yeah, I'd hit that shit in a heartbeat.
PS DR EVIL: God caused you to buy that fantasy [French English German] castle monstrosity down in LA because we will need the location to shoot all of our upcoming HAMMER FILMS updates and remakes.
Not to mention AUSTIN POWERS: 4, NATIONALIST MAN OF MYSTERY.
It being bad enough, without all of the fear mongering and the missing "science and data" facts.
Therefore "Why are people so easlily fooled by all of this nonsense?" Michael Moore asking the famous shrink in his last anti greenie movie.
"Because people are so afraid of [politically] dying." Was the good doctor's answer.
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PS SPICE GIRLS: It's better to get sick and then get well again; instead of never getting sick and never getting well ever.
See every INSTAGRAM of Miley Cyrus lying in bed looking like a sick puppy in the past 42 months.
Talk about sexual healing, 1970s style.
Oh yeah, I'd hit that shit in a heartbeat.
PS DR EVIL: God caused you to buy that fantasy [French English German] castle monstrosity down in LA because we will need the location to shoot all of our upcoming HAMMER FILMS updates and remakes.
Not to mention AUSTIN POWERS: 4, NATIONALIST MAN OF MYSTERY.
I AM IN WITH THE IN CROWD
Today's inside baseball crowd goes where I go in BLOW-UP after they get fed up with the GEEK PATROL 666 police running the show in 2020.
90% of whom are still living with their mammas and pappas up in funky town Washington.
O yeah, the bitch happens for a reason at ISAIAH EXPLAINED, relatively speaking in tongues, blah blah blah...
For example, last night I dreamed that my cute 27ish cousin Julia Relf wanted to be my fuck buddy.
Talk about friends with benefits.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: Communism is statan's plan to replace white
American with the negro run PLANET OF THE APES in 1968.
Of all people, you are supposed to know that by now.
When much is given, much is expected, yada yada.
90% of whom are still living with their mammas and pappas up in funky town Washington.
O yeah, the bitch happens for a reason at ISAIAH EXPLAINED, relatively speaking in tongues, blah blah blah...
For example, last night I dreamed that my cute 27ish cousin Julia Relf wanted to be my fuck buddy.
Talk about friends with benefits.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: Communism is statan's plan to replace white
American with the negro run PLANET OF THE APES in 1968.
Of all people, you are supposed to know that by now.
When much is given, much is expected, yada yada.
Wednesday, July 15, 2020
KNOWINGLY WITHHOLDING EVIDENCE
"Do I look like I'm hurting?" Robert De Niro, driving around town in a vintage open air convertible while not wearing a mask in CAPE FEAR.
Will somebody please call the cops!!
The 1991 movie trailer for CAPE FEAR being about guys driving around funky town in their Hawaiian BOOGALOO shirts without wearing a thick light blue COTEX pad over their mouth.
Which starts to freak out all of the Jewish lawyers in today's deep state who failed to make it stick to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Talk about an inside the white house job.
Strawberry fields forever baby.
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PS MR GOVERNOR: What were you thinking?
There was no way in hell that we could make funky town the next jet set [must see] destination if all of the cafes, restaurants, theaters and bars were closed.
Not to mention the art galleries, pizzerias and pastry shops.
PS GISELE BUNDGEN: Just before 1:00 pm today, Michael said "three hours" from now.
Which would be around 4:00 pm west coast time; 7:00 pm east coast time; choose your poison.
Whatever, don't worry baby, I got your back.
PS DAVID LYNCH: Had another wild dream last night about those two sexy virgin teenagers who live up the street from you; and would do anyyything to be cast in your next late night Vern Funk car insurance video.
"Too much, too soon..." BLACK BALL.
Think EASY RIDER meets HANNA MONTANA meets HANNA AND HER SISTERS.
PS DAVID LETTERMAN: I'm still very interested in buying out your dude ranch property in Montana.
Hear tell that it has plenty of space to make a graveled off landing strip for my G6.
Will somebody please call the cops!!
The 1991 movie trailer for CAPE FEAR being about guys driving around funky town in their Hawaiian BOOGALOO shirts without wearing a thick light blue COTEX pad over their mouth.
Which starts to freak out all of the Jewish lawyers in today's deep state who failed to make it stick to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Talk about an inside the white house job.
Strawberry fields forever baby.
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PS MR GOVERNOR: What were you thinking?
There was no way in hell that we could make funky town the next jet set [must see] destination if all of the cafes, restaurants, theaters and bars were closed.
Not to mention the art galleries, pizzerias and pastry shops.
PS GISELE BUNDGEN: Just before 1:00 pm today, Michael said "three hours" from now.
Which would be around 4:00 pm west coast time; 7:00 pm east coast time; choose your poison.
Whatever, don't worry baby, I got your back.
PS DAVID LYNCH: Had another wild dream last night about those two sexy virgin teenagers who live up the street from you; and would do anyyything to be cast in your next late night Vern Funk car insurance video.
"Too much, too soon..." BLACK BALL.
Think EASY RIDER meets HANNA MONTANA meets HANNA AND HER SISTERS.
PS DAVID LETTERMAN: I'm still very interested in buying out your dude ranch property in Montana.
Hear tell that it has plenty of space to make a graveled off landing strip for my G6.
BLOW JOB
"The dazel and the madness of London today." BLOW-UP, 1966
But waite.
"Something bad is happening." MULHOLLAND DRIVE, 2002
Because.
"It's so amazing that millions of Washingtonians have agreed to wear a mask." Gov. Inslee.
Just like it was yesterday.
Talk about getting burned by your last girlfriend or boyfriend, same difference.
Hello Robert De Niro.
Hello Mel Gibson.
Not to mention Kit Winn and Ken Keisler.
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: I told you that all this shit was going to happen way back in 1992; almost seems like yesterday.
PS BUD: More veggies, less meat paddies; same thing goes for me.
But waite.
"Something bad is happening." MULHOLLAND DRIVE, 2002
Because.
"It's so amazing that millions of Washingtonians have agreed to wear a mask." Gov. Inslee.
Just like it was yesterday.
Talk about getting burned by your last girlfriend or boyfriend, same difference.
Hello Robert De Niro.
Hello Mel Gibson.
Not to mention Kit Winn and Ken Keisler.
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: I told you that all this shit was going to happen way back in 1992; almost seems like yesterday.
PS BUD: More veggies, less meat paddies; same thing goes for me.
Tuesday, July 14, 2020
"BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR" IN 2020
"Sometimes reality is the strangest fantasy of all."
BLOW-UP's London, England antihero blondie looks like a 29ish Ken Keisler, with a camera, because A VIEW TO A KILL meets THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME was an inside shot prophecy.
Also goes well with the same period's two movie trailers for THE ITALIAN JOB and 400 BLOWS.
Don't laugh, this fall's grand SNL opening will also be shot live, in front of a live audience.
"One way or another... I'm gonna get ya." BLONDIE, 1978.
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PS DR EVIL: You don't get to hang out with my sidewalk cafe in crowd up in funky town until you get with it.
"Is Paris burning?" Adolf Hitler, talking to yours truly on the phone back in 1944.
Of course I lied to him and said yes it is.
BLOW-UP's London, England antihero blondie looks like a 29ish Ken Keisler, with a camera, because A VIEW TO A KILL meets THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME was an inside shot prophecy.
Also goes well with the same period's two movie trailers for THE ITALIAN JOB and 400 BLOWS.
Don't laugh, this fall's grand SNL opening will also be shot live, in front of a live audience.
"One way or another... I'm gonna get ya." BLONDIE, 1978.
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PS DR EVIL: You don't get to hang out with my sidewalk cafe in crowd up in funky town until you get with it.
"Is Paris burning?" Adolf Hitler, talking to yours truly on the phone back in 1944.
Of course I lied to him and said yes it is.
THE NEW SICKNESS
Years before today's new pop virus fad, the expression "that's sooo sick" became the way to describe anything that was new or dangerously cool.
How sick is that?
"I come to heal the sick..." Jesus Christ
Like a thief in the night.
"I'm feeling pretty sick." MIDNIGHT COWBOY
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PS UNCLE JIM: Your brother Bob went back to school at age 40.
I went back to school at BYU too at age 35.
Close enough.
How sick is that?
"I come to heal the sick..." Jesus Christ
Like a thief in the night.
"I'm feeling pretty sick." MIDNIGHT COWBOY
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PS UNCLE JIM: Your brother Bob went back to school at age 40.
I went back to school at BYU too at age 35.
Close enough.
Monday, July 13, 2020
RAGING BULLSHIT
Check it out.
The 1980s movie trailer for RAGING BULL is all about a white guy who refuses to take a fall for the BLM mob.
The one where his blond girlfriend looks like a 27ish Charlize Theron from South Africa.
Hello E/SPN.
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PS PETER: Shit happens for a reason.
PS MR GOVERNOR: It didn't work out for you the first time. So now it's supposed to work out for you the second time?
Talk about the very definition of institutionalized 666 insanity in HIGH ANXIETY meets ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST movie trailer.
The second one being about some suicidal guy who refuses to take his little white salt pills.
PS HARRISON FORD: Believe it or not, there still are a lot of states in far eastern Russia where you don't even need a licence to fly a small private airplane; much less drive a car or go fishing.
"Back in the USSR!.. You don't know how lucky you are boy." John Lennon, 1967.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Ever thought about substitute teaching a few acting classes in between gigs?
You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing.
And getting well payed for it to boot.
The 1980s movie trailer for RAGING BULL is all about a white guy who refuses to take a fall for the BLM mob.
The one where his blond girlfriend looks like a 27ish Charlize Theron from South Africa.
Hello E/SPN.
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PS PETER: Shit happens for a reason.
PS MR GOVERNOR: It didn't work out for you the first time. So now it's supposed to work out for you the second time?
Talk about the very definition of institutionalized 666 insanity in HIGH ANXIETY meets ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST movie trailer.
The second one being about some suicidal guy who refuses to take his little white salt pills.
PS HARRISON FORD: Believe it or not, there still are a lot of states in far eastern Russia where you don't even need a licence to fly a small private airplane; much less drive a car or go fishing.
"Back in the USSR!.. You don't know how lucky you are boy." John Lennon, 1967.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Ever thought about substitute teaching a few acting classes in between gigs?
You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing.
And getting well payed for it to boot.
THE NEW AMERICANO
...loose thyself from the bands of thy neck, O captive daughter of Zion." ISAIAH 52
Cut to that huuuge twister near [Todd] Herman, Minnesota last week; up from Elbow Lake, over from Campbell [soup].
The one about the sleeping PAUL BUNION muffler shop giant in FARGO meets BURN AFTER READING.
"Give us a [headlock] wrestling picture!" Says the big mouth kike to the deaf Jew boy from Brooklyn in BARTON FINK.
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PS JENNIFER: Todd Herman on TWITTER, right now.
PS JIM CARREY: I can hook you up with Elle MacPherson if you're still interested.
She's still got it. And she's a rock solid socialist to boot.
Hey, what are friends for, I payed for it this time, you pay for it next time.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Walking up past LITTLE CAESAR'S PIZZA PIZZA yesterday, I saw Anthony Hopkins riding shotgun in his son's black car.
Cut to that huuuge twister near [Todd] Herman, Minnesota last week; up from Elbow Lake, over from Campbell [soup].
The one about the sleeping PAUL BUNION muffler shop giant in FARGO meets BURN AFTER READING.
"Give us a [headlock] wrestling picture!" Says the big mouth kike to the deaf Jew boy from Brooklyn in BARTON FINK.
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PS JENNIFER: Todd Herman on TWITTER, right now.
PS JIM CARREY: I can hook you up with Elle MacPherson if you're still interested.
She's still got it. And she's a rock solid socialist to boot.
Hey, what are friends for, I payed for it this time, you pay for it next time.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Walking up past LITTLE CAESAR'S PIZZA PIZZA yesterday, I saw Anthony Hopkins riding shotgun in his son's black car.
Sunday, July 12, 2020
MY FINAL TRIUMPH OF THE WILL
"Its showtime!" THE MASK, 1994
I become the king of funky town right after Snohomoish County becomes a de facto autonomous mini state within the State of Washington.
Whereas, sometimes, things are better left done than said.
"Don't make a big noisy deal about it, just do it and leave the rest up to me." Jesus Christ.
Like right now.
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HISTORY NOTES: Thousands of British soldiers died during the WW 1 era flu virus, because they were told by their superiors that their rubber face masks would protect them from the German's stinky sulphur gas attacks, etc.
"You can smell it, but you can't see it." Jesus Christ, 1999.
PS MR PRESIDENT: That MCDONALDS located just outside of the rot iron gates in HANNIBAL 2 is all about you still BEING THERE in 2020.
PS BEN STILLER: The next time that you smell something stinky around the house, you will know that something fishy is happening.
PS LITTLE DANIEL: Just for starters, I'm thinking some kind of a retro 1970s GOLDEN GLOVES action movie about a 19 year-old kid from Edmonds, Washington who is the next Bruce Lee.
And then he becomes the next million dollar over caffeinated poster boy for STARBUCKS.
Quinten Tarantino writing and directing?
Think RAGING BULL meets ROCKY meets LIVE AND LET DIE; cousin David playing the southern bad ass sheriff in the last one.
Union scale, double per diem, cash money on the barrel, no questions asked about him on google, of course of course.
"I never sign any [Hollywood Jew] contracts if I can help it." Bill Murray, LOST IN TRANSLATION.
PS DAVID LYNCH: How about a guy who owns a small business called DANIEL'S BODY SHOP in Monroe, Washington?
I become the king of funky town right after Snohomoish County becomes a de facto autonomous mini state within the State of Washington.
Whereas, sometimes, things are better left done than said.
"Don't make a big noisy deal about it, just do it and leave the rest up to me." Jesus Christ.
Like right now.
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HISTORY NOTES: Thousands of British soldiers died during the WW 1 era flu virus, because they were told by their superiors that their rubber face masks would protect them from the German's stinky sulphur gas attacks, etc.
"You can smell it, but you can't see it." Jesus Christ, 1999.
PS MR PRESIDENT: That MCDONALDS located just outside of the rot iron gates in HANNIBAL 2 is all about you still BEING THERE in 2020.
PS BEN STILLER: The next time that you smell something stinky around the house, you will know that something fishy is happening.
PS LITTLE DANIEL: Just for starters, I'm thinking some kind of a retro 1970s GOLDEN GLOVES action movie about a 19 year-old kid from Edmonds, Washington who is the next Bruce Lee.
And then he becomes the next million dollar over caffeinated poster boy for STARBUCKS.
Quinten Tarantino writing and directing?
Think RAGING BULL meets ROCKY meets LIVE AND LET DIE; cousin David playing the southern bad ass sheriff in the last one.
Union scale, double per diem, cash money on the barrel, no questions asked about him on google, of course of course.
"I never sign any [Hollywood Jew] contracts if I can help it." Bill Murray, LOST IN TRANSLATION.
PS DAVID LYNCH: How about a guy who owns a small business called DANIEL'S BODY SHOP in Monroe, Washington?
THE SHITTING
Now the river of blood happens in THE SHINING movie trailer about REVELATION 14:20.
The one where the 666 ROBO COP comes right back and rams his vehicle threw the front doors of that DC 86 church in Florida, 2020.
And the dude isn't wearing a black death mask in his police department arrest photo.
This picture being the future of America that reflects PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2bc.info 88.
"No pain, no gain." Arnold Schwarzenegger, Portland, Oregon, 1981.
Talk about being amazingly cut on all of those SNL 'Deiter' sketches back in the day.
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PS JIM CARREY: Your breakout role in THE MASK trailer was about a time when the people would start to take their green climate change masks off in 2020.
"Own it baby!" PRETTY WOMAN
The one where the 666 ROBO COP comes right back and rams his vehicle threw the front doors of that DC 86 church in Florida, 2020.
And the dude isn't wearing a black death mask in his police department arrest photo.
This picture being the future of America that reflects PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2bc.info 88.
"No pain, no gain." Arnold Schwarzenegger, Portland, Oregon, 1981.
Talk about being amazingly cut on all of those SNL 'Deiter' sketches back in the day.
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PS JIM CARREY: Your breakout role in THE MASK trailer was about a time when the people would start to take their green climate change masks off in 2020.
"Own it baby!" PRETTY WOMAN
Saturday, July 11, 2020
THE END IS NEAR
"This is an emergency!" DENNIS THE MENACE
An angel told me today that the governors' evil mask mandates are going to start falling away like the leaves of October during SUKKOT.
More specifically, beginning on October 9, "three months" from now.
Repping the upcoming holy days about the Israelites escaping from the top down pyramid policies of sodom and Egypt, circa 2020.
Pending some kind of Divine intervention of course of course.
Let's not kid ourselves here.
"Your disease is my addiction..." NIN
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PS SIENNA MILLER: When I walked back from 711 by CAESARS PIZZA today, a big tear drop suddenly rolled down from the left side of my left eye.
Talk about the tears of a clown when nobody is around.
OR:
"I'm one of those acters who can cry on cue, sadly." Nicole Kidman
PS MILEY CYRUS: "You're the sweetest hunk of sugar that I've ever seen." Says the queer as fuck king in the 1990 movie trailer for CRY BABY, directed by John Waters.
The one where the old pervert kidnaps the 27 year-old run away slut in 1957.
And she says, "Ever heard of a [DISNEY CHANNEL] theme park?"
An angel told me today that the governors' evil mask mandates are going to start falling away like the leaves of October during SUKKOT.
More specifically, beginning on October 9, "three months" from now.
Repping the upcoming holy days about the Israelites escaping from the top down pyramid policies of sodom and Egypt, circa 2020.
Pending some kind of Divine intervention of course of course.
Let's not kid ourselves here.
"Your disease is my addiction..." NIN
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PS SIENNA MILLER: When I walked back from 711 by CAESARS PIZZA today, a big tear drop suddenly rolled down from the left side of my left eye.
Talk about the tears of a clown when nobody is around.
OR:
"I'm one of those acters who can cry on cue, sadly." Nicole Kidman
PS MILEY CYRUS: "You're the sweetest hunk of sugar that I've ever seen." Says the queer as fuck king in the 1990 movie trailer for CRY BABY, directed by John Waters.
The one where the old pervert kidnaps the 27 year-old run away slut in 1957.
And she says, "Ever heard of a [DISNEY CHANNEL] theme park?"
DENNIS THE MENACE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020
Rhymes with dentist doesn't it.
John Hughes' 1260 days movie trailer for the kid who drives his old 90ish Jewish neighbor crazy is a pre 42 months thing.
The one where the blond kid poors out a bottle of white chlorine zink pills and slingshots one into the old man's big mouth.
Talk about 1993.
Back when Scottish tartan bath robes were all the thing.
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PS LYNCH: After the end of this particular weekend at Bernie's, you will have a more clear idea for your next SHOWTIME mini series.
And talk about having the pick of the litter when it comes to casting.
PS BEN SHAPIRO: Donald Trump's twitters are what will get him reelected in 2020.
Go big or go home boy.
John Hughes' 1260 days movie trailer for the kid who drives his old 90ish Jewish neighbor crazy is a pre 42 months thing.
The one where the blond kid poors out a bottle of white chlorine zink pills and slingshots one into the old man's big mouth.
Talk about 1993.
Back when Scottish tartan bath robes were all the thing.
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PS LYNCH: After the end of this particular weekend at Bernie's, you will have a more clear idea for your next SHOWTIME mini series.
And talk about having the pick of the litter when it comes to casting.
PS BEN SHAPIRO: Donald Trump's twitters are what will get him reelected in 2020.
Go big or go home boy.
Friday, July 10, 2020
ANOTHER RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK
Dr Evil has still not called me.
Oh well, one of the first things that I will do after all of the C-19 bullshit passes over, is make a very generous donation to THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS' studio for beginning actors.
Which will give them enough union scale funds to hire Neve Campbell as their first instructor, plus benefits.
Never hurts to hire some name who has been around the block a few times.
Whereas, we want to attract only the best young local talent from around funky town.
Classes limited to twelve only.
Scholarships available only upon camera test results.
"You either got it, or you don't." Stanley Kramer, 1964.
Failed actor who became famous director.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: More pappa, less mamma.
Oh well, one of the first things that I will do after all of the C-19 bullshit passes over, is make a very generous donation to THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS' studio for beginning actors.
Which will give them enough union scale funds to hire Neve Campbell as their first instructor, plus benefits.
Never hurts to hire some name who has been around the block a few times.
Whereas, we want to attract only the best young local talent from around funky town.
Classes limited to twelve only.
Scholarships available only upon camera test results.
"You either got it, or you don't." Stanley Kramer, 1964.
Failed actor who became famous director.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: More pappa, less mamma.
OPENING NOW IN MOVIE THEATERS EVERYWHERE
People painting "BLACK LIVES MATTER" on their local broadways are creating a billion dollars of free publicity every week for the two witnesses lying on the street for 3 1/2 days in REVELATION 11.
As just confirmed by that 911 flag pole that was cut off in Washington, New York State. Standing in for the same one in the back-to-school musical called GREASE 2.
The one where all of the nasty boy greasers with bad attitudes are played by young Jewish actors; whose older parents originally came from Brooklyn.
Not to mention London, England.
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PS BB: Israel didn't open soon enough.
I know, too many old re/tired Jews down in Miami, politically speaking.
PBS STARBUCKS: Once upon a time in Seattle you guys were way ahead of the curve.
Now the time has come to take back the crown.
"You think so doctor?" Yours truly talking smack to Howard Stern in BOOGIE NIGHTS
I'm thinking buy one tall Americano, get a second shot for free; limited time offer while supplies last, blah blah.
As just confirmed by that 911 flag pole that was cut off in Washington, New York State. Standing in for the same one in the back-to-school musical called GREASE 2.
The one where all of the nasty boy greasers with bad attitudes are played by young Jewish actors; whose older parents originally came from Brooklyn.
Not to mention London, England.
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PS BB: Israel didn't open soon enough.
I know, too many old re/tired Jews down in Miami, politically speaking.
PBS STARBUCKS: Once upon a time in Seattle you guys were way ahead of the curve.
Now the time has come to take back the crown.
"You think so doctor?" Yours truly talking smack to Howard Stern in BOOGIE NIGHTS
I'm thinking buy one tall Americano, get a second shot for free; limited time offer while supplies last, blah blah.
Thursday, July 9, 2020
THE PINK HORSE PROPHECY
Talk about Mexico City's famous tourist destination called the pink zone.
"The most beautiful women in the world are in Mexico City." Said the German ambassador to Mexico while sitting next to me at an upscale bar in Westwood, LA, circa 1988.
And then he asked me if I was an actor.
As just confirmed by the goy CEO of GOYA who declared his allegiance to the white horse at the pink roses backyard garden at the Casa Blanca.
"I think this is the beginning of a new friendship." CASABLANCA
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PS JIM CARREY: Really old people in nursing homes are supposed to die. That's what they do.
See ya on the flip side baby.
Ring the bell, school is in.
"Think pink!" GREASE: 2, the 1980s movie trailer.
That says...
"Any cousin of yours is a cousin of mine." up in funky town, USA.
The one that opens with Nancy Pelosi saluting old glory at the opening season of high school next month.
"I judge who are my real friends by who likes GREASE II as much as I do." DATING DREW BARRYMORE.
The one where she gifts the Seth Rich look alike with a brand new SONY video camera, still in the box.
"The most beautiful women in the world are in Mexico City." Said the German ambassador to Mexico while sitting next to me at an upscale bar in Westwood, LA, circa 1988.
And then he asked me if I was an actor.
As just confirmed by the goy CEO of GOYA who declared his allegiance to the white horse at the pink roses backyard garden at the Casa Blanca.
"I think this is the beginning of a new friendship." CASABLANCA
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PS JIM CARREY: Really old people in nursing homes are supposed to die. That's what they do.
See ya on the flip side baby.
Ring the bell, school is in.
"Think pink!" GREASE: 2, the 1980s movie trailer.
That says...
"Any cousin of yours is a cousin of mine." up in funky town, USA.
The one that opens with Nancy Pelosi saluting old glory at the opening season of high school next month.
"I judge who are my real friends by who likes GREASE II as much as I do." DATING DREW BARRYMORE.
The one where she gifts the Seth Rich look alike with a brand new SONY video camera, still in the box.
THE NEXT A LIST
After PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUNP gets reelected in 2020 there will be a new A list in Hollywood.
Whereas just for the shits and googles, I looked at the last Woody Allen movie [trailer] I ever saw live in Seattle; entitled BULLETS OVER BROODWAY.
Which I saw at the HARVARD, just off Broadway.
The one about today's Jews selling out their souls to the mob.
And then yours truly eventually finds his crazy true love soul at the end of SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK.
So many Jennifers, so little time.
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PS DAVID LYNCH: Last night I dreamed that we only had the next three day weekend to shoot some 30 minute pilot for your next retro "television" series.
Think ALMOST FAMOUS meets ROCK STAR up in funky town, Washington.
Yeah baby, every hot young actress [who can also sing] in MULHOLLAND DRIVE wants to be in your next critically acclaimed picture.
And for those who don't believe it, they can frappen it on the internet at BINGO.
Whereas just for the shits and googles, I looked at the last Woody Allen movie [trailer] I ever saw live in Seattle; entitled BULLETS OVER BROODWAY.
Which I saw at the HARVARD, just off Broadway.
The one about today's Jews selling out their souls to the mob.
And then yours truly eventually finds his crazy true love soul at the end of SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK.
So many Jennifers, so little time.
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PS DAVID LYNCH: Last night I dreamed that we only had the next three day weekend to shoot some 30 minute pilot for your next retro "television" series.
Think ALMOST FAMOUS meets ROCK STAR up in funky town, Washington.
Yeah baby, every hot young actress [who can also sing] in MULHOLLAND DRIVE wants to be in your next critically acclaimed picture.
And for those who don't believe it, they can frappen it on the internet at BINGO.
Wednesday, July 8, 2020
THE NEW ROYALS
"Health care is not compatible with liberty." Ayn Ran, WE THE LIVING
No wonder yours truly is already the executive chef of funky town, Puget Sound in the 1965 movie trailer for KING RAT.
Now that we are seeing the rats abandoning the ship in Seattle, Washington; not to mention Tacoma and Olympia.
Not so much Everett and Puyallup; not to mention "Spokane, Idaho".
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PS SPICE GIRLS: When the SCOTTIES box runs out of t/issues; the tears will stop flowing.
Just like it says on the box, "Softness you can feel."
"Here's a tissue if you have an issue." AP: III, GOLDMEMBER
Whereas Japan never shuts down the bars, strip joints and hotels just because a lot of old people are dying in LOST IN TRANSLATION meets SEVEN SAMURAI.
PS MR GOVERNOR: You are about to get your enthusiasm for weather change science and sex chang doctrine kicked to the curb.
"Just because you love technology, it doesn't mean that technology will love you back."
Some complete stranger speaking at my father's St Patrick's Day memorial service back in 2005.
Who apparently was one of my father's best buds in Bonnie Lake.
Oh well, we all have our secret lives and crosses to bare in this brief life.
No wonder yours truly is already the executive chef of funky town, Puget Sound in the 1965 movie trailer for KING RAT.
Now that we are seeing the rats abandoning the ship in Seattle, Washington; not to mention Tacoma and Olympia.
Not so much Everett and Puyallup; not to mention "Spokane, Idaho".
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PS SPICE GIRLS: When the SCOTTIES box runs out of t/issues; the tears will stop flowing.
Just like it says on the box, "Softness you can feel."
"Here's a tissue if you have an issue." AP: III, GOLDMEMBER
Whereas Japan never shuts down the bars, strip joints and hotels just because a lot of old people are dying in LOST IN TRANSLATION meets SEVEN SAMURAI.
PS MR GOVERNOR: You are about to get your enthusiasm for weather change science and sex chang doctrine kicked to the curb.
"Just because you love technology, it doesn't mean that technology will love you back."
Some complete stranger speaking at my father's St Patrick's Day memorial service back in 2005.
Who apparently was one of my father's best buds in Bonnie Lake.
Oh well, we all have our secret lives and crosses to bare in this brief life.
WHAT'S NEXT PUSSY CAT?
Well for one thing, nobody has to wear a mask anymore; metaphorically speaking.
All things are created spiritually before they become actually physical.
Think politically.
Whereas everything that is happening today in America is either pre Trump or post Trump.
Think BC meets AD on my 1290 days Gregorian calendar.
Speaking of which, this 7.10 is Jessica Simpson's 40th birthday.
Happening right after Court Love's birth date.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: '40 LOVE' is the thematic basis for your spoiled brat look alike in SHAMPOO meets DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS years later in the 80s.
PS MR STARBUCKS: Wanna be the first Jewish bad boy on the block who is fucking all of the letterman high school square's girlfriends?
Most of whom are tall blond and strong Scandinavian girls; whose parents originally came to Ballard, Seattle from both of the Dakotas.
Start serving espresso on the open sidewalk tables up in funky town.
"Never be the first, and never be the last." Ben Franklin
All things are created spiritually before they become actually physical.
Think politically.
Whereas everything that is happening today in America is either pre Trump or post Trump.
Think BC meets AD on my 1290 days Gregorian calendar.
Speaking of which, this 7.10 is Jessica Simpson's 40th birthday.
Happening right after Court Love's birth date.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: '40 LOVE' is the thematic basis for your spoiled brat look alike in SHAMPOO meets DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS years later in the 80s.
PS MR STARBUCKS: Wanna be the first Jewish bad boy on the block who is fucking all of the letterman high school square's girlfriends?
Most of whom are tall blond and strong Scandinavian girls; whose parents originally came to Ballard, Seattle from both of the Dakotas.
Start serving espresso on the open sidewalk tables up in funky town.
"Never be the first, and never be the last." Ben Franklin
Tuesday, July 7, 2020
THE NEW NO LIMITINGS
THE DARLING LIMITED train movie trailer takes place in India; read native American Indian.
Where there are so many strange buggers along the way that the Republican Party guys just give up and stop trying to count em all.
See every strange love movie where today's high tech billionaires who want to control your life are typical Republicans, and not the usual Democrats.
Per that big fat white elephant prize where the three amigos drop all of their PC baggage in the end in order to catch the last train out of Babylon.
Think OCTOPUSSY meets FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE.
Co-starring PRESIDENT FOR LIFE MIKE PENCE, apre 24.
You can Google it if you don't believe it.
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Where there are so many strange buggers along the way that the Republican Party guys just give up and stop trying to count em all.
See every strange love movie where today's high tech billionaires who want to control your life are typical Republicans, and not the usual Democrats.
Per that big fat white elephant prize where the three amigos drop all of their PC baggage in the end in order to catch the last train out of Babylon.
Think OCTOPUSSY meets FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE.
Co-starring PRESIDENT FOR LIFE MIKE PENCE, apre 24.
You can Google it if you don't believe it.
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THE NEW MASK BALL
They also make my antihero wear a mask in the two [term] sequels to HANNIBAL; that were all about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP getting reelected for a second time 2020.
The one where yours truly takes over all of those leftover parts that Anthony Hopkins was just not up to.
Sorry about the above dangling article.
But now is not the time to be making a mountain out of a mole hill.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: People under the age of 45 today have a statistically zero effect chance of dying from the new AIDS virus.
PS MR GOVERNOR: Some big guy in all black asked me to put on a mask or leave at the Lynnwood QFC on 7.7. in aisle 9.
So I walked right out of the store, muttering under my breath that, "I'll be back."
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You may not be my first choice, but beggers can't be chosers can we.
The one where yours truly takes over all of those leftover parts that Anthony Hopkins was just not up to.
Sorry about the above dangling article.
But now is not the time to be making a mountain out of a mole hill.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: People under the age of 45 today have a statistically zero effect chance of dying from the new AIDS virus.
PS MR GOVERNOR: Some big guy in all black asked me to put on a mask or leave at the Lynnwood QFC on 7.7. in aisle 9.
So I walked right out of the store, muttering under my breath that, "I'll be back."
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You may not be my first choice, but beggers can't be chosers can we.
Monday, July 6, 2020
THE SECOND EXPOSURE
Once upon a time in Hollywood back in 1989, I was sitting at an upscale bar and some handsome older dude sat down next to me and started flirting.
But after he realized that I was not interested, he calmed down and relaxed and asked me what I do.
I told him that I was an actor on the verge.
So then he looked me over more closely, and gave me this bit of friendly advice with a wink and a smile; "I own 21 hair salons in California... You half to expose yourself!!..."
Then he paid for my two drinks and left.
See ya on the flip side stranger.
Never did get his name.
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SCREWY NOTES: Jesus will be putting the screws on APPLE's streaming service at the end of this week.
When much is given, much is expected.
No worries mate, I AM will be getting around to screwing DISNEY+ in the ass by next week.
"Money is the only thing that matters to the Jews!" Adolf Hitler
Of course, he was only right about half of the time. As confirmed by today's crazy cancel culture business decisions.
For example, the governors yet persist... while their states are going broke.
Talk about being psychosomaticly blind in HOLLYWOOD ENDING meets CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION.
But after he realized that I was not interested, he calmed down and relaxed and asked me what I do.
I told him that I was an actor on the verge.
So then he looked me over more closely, and gave me this bit of friendly advice with a wink and a smile; "I own 21 hair salons in California... You half to expose yourself!!..."
Then he paid for my two drinks and left.
See ya on the flip side stranger.
Never did get his name.
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SCREWY NOTES: Jesus will be putting the screws on APPLE's streaming service at the end of this week.
When much is given, much is expected.
No worries mate, I AM will be getting around to screwing DISNEY+ in the ass by next week.
"Money is the only thing that matters to the Jews!" Adolf Hitler
Of course, he was only right about half of the time. As confirmed by today's crazy cancel culture business decisions.
For example, the governors yet persist... while their states are going broke.
Talk about being psychosomaticly blind in HOLLYWOOD ENDING meets CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION.
THE NORTHERN EXPOSURE
Mamma's precious little Bubble Boy Jew gets exposed to reality after he gets into a fight with George in that 1990s SEINFELD episode that takes place up state.
The one were the half roast chicken plate special tastes better than expected.
Talk about half of the ten virgins getting it for now; and the other half get it up the ass after it's too late by half.
For example, today's masked man orders were supposed to last forever; but they only lasted for half a year.
Oh yeah, "Whitie always needs to show blackie how to do it." Charlie Manson, ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD
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PS BILL GATES: Hope you had a really nice private time last week.
Whatever, this week promises to be even better.
PS KEN MCLEOD: Time to get that old heavy TRAPPER NELSON back pack out and fill it up with cans of Canadian bacon, dozens of fresh eggs, 5 lbs sacks of raw potatoes, large canisters of orange TANG OJ, bags full of buttermilk pancake mix that only require creek water.
See every TARZAN Republican adventure movie where the black slaves pack it all in for the African white deer hunters from England who rescue the hot Charlize Theron babe.
PS MR GOVERNOR: "A man has to know his limitations." Dirty Harry.
The one were the half roast chicken plate special tastes better than expected.
Talk about half of the ten virgins getting it for now; and the other half get it up the ass after it's too late by half.
For example, today's masked man orders were supposed to last forever; but they only lasted for half a year.
Oh yeah, "Whitie always needs to show blackie how to do it." Charlie Manson, ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD
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PS BILL GATES: Hope you had a really nice private time last week.
Whatever, this week promises to be even better.
PS KEN MCLEOD: Time to get that old heavy TRAPPER NELSON back pack out and fill it up with cans of Canadian bacon, dozens of fresh eggs, 5 lbs sacks of raw potatoes, large canisters of orange TANG OJ, bags full of buttermilk pancake mix that only require creek water.
See every TARZAN Republican adventure movie where the black slaves pack it all in for the African white deer hunters from England who rescue the hot Charlize Theron babe.
PS MR GOVERNOR: "A man has to know his limitations." Dirty Harry.
THE NEW TARGET
"The way he shoots, it's unconventional."
Before I get to my next post about WILL & GRACE back in the day.
That is a transfigurated Jennifer Aniston who would fuck me to be in my next movie in the HOLLYWOOD ENDING trailer.
The one who I would like to see in some DJ MAGAZINE piece about Howard Stern.
Juxtaposed to various cameos of Nyle Smith and Mel Brooks' late wife.
Talk about DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT, Hollywood career speaking.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Happy 45th birthday, skinny legs and all.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Mr Bing took his predetermined leap of fate in LA right before they caught Ms Maxwell near New London, New Hampshire, in America.
Talk about the new jet set back in the late 70s and early 80s.
Before I get to my next post about WILL & GRACE back in the day.
That is a transfigurated Jennifer Aniston who would fuck me to be in my next movie in the HOLLYWOOD ENDING trailer.
The one who I would like to see in some DJ MAGAZINE piece about Howard Stern.
Juxtaposed to various cameos of Nyle Smith and Mel Brooks' late wife.
Talk about DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT, Hollywood career speaking.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Happy 45th birthday, skinny legs and all.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Mr Bing took his predetermined leap of fate in LA right before they caught Ms Maxwell near New London, New Hampshire, in America.
Talk about the new jet set back in the late 70s and early 80s.
Sunday, July 5, 2020
THE NEXT NOT HAPPENING
Talk about the other side of the same coin.
I'm thinking Bill Murray in Woody Allen's next movie as the aging director who gets inspired to make his next rebel motorcycle gang picture by co-casting Cara Delavigne and Miley Cyrus.
The one where the two bitches of the dykes on bikes gang team up with the HELL'S ANGELS in South Dakota.
That state being one of the last places on earth where you can still ride hard around town without wearing some Nazi helmet that covers up your pretty blond looks.
See every low budget 1950s outlaw movie where the bad boy gets all of the girls at the end.
And I'm thinking Jennifer Aniston as the hard ass mother figure with a heart of gold.
"You two are the child that I twice aborted..." That kind of thing.
Lots of campy over the top dialogue, plenty of young girls T&A.
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PS NYT: White is white, black is black.
I'm thinking Bill Murray in Woody Allen's next movie as the aging director who gets inspired to make his next rebel motorcycle gang picture by co-casting Cara Delavigne and Miley Cyrus.
The one where the two bitches of the dykes on bikes gang team up with the HELL'S ANGELS in South Dakota.
That state being one of the last places on earth where you can still ride hard around town without wearing some Nazi helmet that covers up your pretty blond looks.
See every low budget 1950s outlaw movie where the bad boy gets all of the girls at the end.
And I'm thinking Jennifer Aniston as the hard ass mother figure with a heart of gold.
"You two are the child that I twice aborted..." That kind of thing.
Lots of campy over the top dialogue, plenty of young girls T&A.
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PS NYT: White is white, black is black.
Saturday, July 4, 2020
THE NEW HOPE NOT
"There's nothing I wouldn't do sexually for him." HOLLYWOOD ENDING's official 2002 movie trailer by DREAM WORKS.
The one where George Hamilton plays the future handsome land baron vampire of California in 2020.
Talk about prophetic type casting.
Oh yeah, "I smell magic here."
Then getting the acting bug, and loving it.
Calling Dr Troxell.
"I want to show you what we have in mind for the poster."
Whereas those two OSCARS awarded to the above 1980s [BYU] director stand for the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim; who hold onto King Art/hur's two edged sword in REV.19.
Rhymes with money honey.
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PS KW: Hey big boy, how about Justin Bieber for VP?
PS JOE: Institutional racism is marxist dialectic materialism backed up by the brainwashed [666] science and data of Sodom and Egypt.
Talk about gang warfare.
PS MR GOVERNOR: Cold hard cash always trumps the latest politic porn fad in the end.
Never forget that there is some mysterious no name bank front located on almost every corner of the block down in the Edmonds village.
Talk about having material girl amounts of fuck you money.
Science and data talk, bullshit politics walks.
"Show me the data, and I will stand by it. Don't leave us in the dark." Tod Herman, standing in for Rush Limbaugh.
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Your award winner role in AN EDUCATION was all about England getting schooled by a hairy chested AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON meets AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY in Las Vegas, 2020.
Think KING RALPH meets SPLITTING HEIRS meets THE REPLACENT KILLERS.
The one where George Hamilton plays the future handsome land baron vampire of California in 2020.
Talk about prophetic type casting.
Oh yeah, "I smell magic here."
Then getting the acting bug, and loving it.
Calling Dr Troxell.
"I want to show you what we have in mind for the poster."
Whereas those two OSCARS awarded to the above 1980s [BYU] director stand for the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim; who hold onto King Art/hur's two edged sword in REV.19.
Rhymes with money honey.
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PS KW: Hey big boy, how about Justin Bieber for VP?
PS JOE: Institutional racism is marxist dialectic materialism backed up by the brainwashed [666] science and data of Sodom and Egypt.
Talk about gang warfare.
PS MR GOVERNOR: Cold hard cash always trumps the latest politic porn fad in the end.
Never forget that there is some mysterious no name bank front located on almost every corner of the block down in the Edmonds village.
Talk about having material girl amounts of fuck you money.
Science and data talk, bullshit politics walks.
"Show me the data, and I will stand by it. Don't leave us in the dark." Tod Herman, standing in for Rush Limbaugh.
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Your award winner role in AN EDUCATION was all about England getting schooled by a hairy chested AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON meets AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY in Las Vegas, 2020.
Think KING RALPH meets SPLITTING HEIRS meets THE REPLACENT KILLERS.
THE NEW PROTECTION
"For the vineyard of the Lord of Toasts is the house of Israel, and the men of Judah his pleasant plant;" 2 NEPHI 15: 7.
Getting right with Jesus is the only thing that is going to save today's over mothered Jew boys in Corrall Gardens, Brooklyn; not to mention Queens.
For example; at the end of the NINE movie trailer, yours truly takes the same leap of faith that I did back in the 1260s.
The one where my physically transfigurated figure gets rewarded with many wives for his selfless service; and not a few concubines.
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PS VV: Your crass 10% American agent part in BLACK BALL was a future stand in role for the funky beach resort town of Edmonds, Washington in 2020.
Oh yeah, "Burn it down baby!"
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Could you settle for being 33 and me being 53 for the time being?
Circa your pictorial in Capri, Italy that so inspired me to re-write my next 120 page screenplay rip off homage of 8 1/2 meets IT STARTED IN NAPLES.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: How about you being my X "cunt" wife who suddenly dies on me in LAST TANGO IN PARIS?
Then you become born again in the possessed body of a 27ish Miley Cyrus?
"Are you two in love?.. How wonderful."
Getting right with Jesus is the only thing that is going to save today's over mothered Jew boys in Corrall Gardens, Brooklyn; not to mention Queens.
For example; at the end of the NINE movie trailer, yours truly takes the same leap of faith that I did back in the 1260s.
The one where my physically transfigurated figure gets rewarded with many wives for his selfless service; and not a few concubines.
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PS VV: Your crass 10% American agent part in BLACK BALL was a future stand in role for the funky beach resort town of Edmonds, Washington in 2020.
Oh yeah, "Burn it down baby!"
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Could you settle for being 33 and me being 53 for the time being?
Circa your pictorial in Capri, Italy that so inspired me to re-write my next 120 page screenplay rip off homage of 8 1/2 meets IT STARTED IN NAPLES.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: How about you being my X "cunt" wife who suddenly dies on me in LAST TANGO IN PARIS?
Then you become born again in the possessed body of a 27ish Miley Cyrus?
"Are you two in love?.. How wonderful."
Friday, July 3, 2020
I AM STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER
"Behold, all ye that kindle a fire, that compass yourselves about with sparks: walk in the light of your fire, and in the sparks that ye have kindled. This shall ye have of mine hand; ye shall lie down in sorrow." ISAIAH EXPLAINED 50: 11
No wonder they never made the book into a movie.
Timing is everything.
For example; the time for Joe Biden is still never ever.
Not to mention THE NEW YORK TIMES, THE SEATTLE TIMES, and THE LOS ANGELES TIMES; blah blah blah.
Jesus gave you guys 42 months to get your shit together; but enough was not enough I guess.
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PS RUSH LIMBAUGH: The reason why I never went for an annonimous web surfer number is because I waant certain people to know already where I have been, and where I am going.
So when that big BOOGALOO Malibu beach party bonfire happens in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, they can check my local car plates and see that it WUSNTME.
Same age, same look, however just a coincidence.
No wonder they never made the book into a movie.
Timing is everything.
For example; the time for Joe Biden is still never ever.
Not to mention THE NEW YORK TIMES, THE SEATTLE TIMES, and THE LOS ANGELES TIMES; blah blah blah.
Jesus gave you guys 42 months to get your shit together; but enough was not enough I guess.
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PS RUSH LIMBAUGH: The reason why I never went for an annonimous web surfer number is because I waant certain people to know already where I have been, and where I am going.
So when that big BOOGALOO Malibu beach party bonfire happens in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, they can check my local car plates and see that it WUSNTME.
Same age, same look, however just a coincidence.
I AM IS GUIDO
Rhymes with tourist guide in Americano, circa 1973.
"I can't figure this guy out." 9 1/2 WEEKS
The above mighty line coming from one of those 1980s movies where the sexy antihero stud is not wearing a mask.
Nothing I could not do myself if I lost 20 lbs, got a great haircut and a blond die job, then cast a more age appropriate Nicole Kidman in the role of my love slave who likes it up the ass.
Be careful what you wish for Mr Governor.
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PS TOD HERMAN: Joseph Smith's WHITE HORSE PROPHECY is all about the wild at heart adopted negro child going back into slavery at the end of 2 NEPHI 20.
PS MILEY CYRUS: Don't panic girlfriend, help is on the way; both spiritually and financially.
You no happy, me no happy.
Nothing worse than getting touched by a guy who makes your skin crawl.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Due to April's historic purple rain drought, the black bing cherry harvest below Mount Hood, Oregaon is about 25% down from last year.
Which means that every huuge black cherry that bursts in your juicy mouth from there tastes as sweet as a cherry wine cordial.
PS DRUDGE: Last night I had yet another flash vision of your web site being dominated by huuge cap red headlines.
So later I checked it out; but still nothing there for now.; maybe tomorrow?
"I can't figure this guy out." 9 1/2 WEEKS
The above mighty line coming from one of those 1980s movies where the sexy antihero stud is not wearing a mask.
Nothing I could not do myself if I lost 20 lbs, got a great haircut and a blond die job, then cast a more age appropriate Nicole Kidman in the role of my love slave who likes it up the ass.
Be careful what you wish for Mr Governor.
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PS TOD HERMAN: Joseph Smith's WHITE HORSE PROPHECY is all about the wild at heart adopted negro child going back into slavery at the end of 2 NEPHI 20.
PS MILEY CYRUS: Don't panic girlfriend, help is on the way; both spiritually and financially.
You no happy, me no happy.
Nothing worse than getting touched by a guy who makes your skin crawl.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Due to April's historic purple rain drought, the black bing cherry harvest below Mount Hood, Oregaon is about 25% down from last year.
Which means that every huuge black cherry that bursts in your juicy mouth from there tastes as sweet as a cherry wine cordial.
PS DRUDGE: Last night I had yet another flash vision of your web site being dominated by huuge cap red headlines.
So later I checked it out; but still nothing there for now.; maybe tomorrow?
THE NEW REPUBLIC
Texas Governor's new death mask decree is confirmation of the DEATH WISH movie trailer prophecy.
The one in 2 NEPHI 20 where the valiant conservative Ass/Syrians pound the queers, and then the leftover Mormons go to town and make THE INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY the next big thing.
Remember, Texas is the Republican Bible Belt state where they are still holding that tall skinny white dude from Utah who was fucking all of those 16 year-old virgins.
Think Walker County, Texas meets Washington County, Utah.
So even if you don't believe in the BM, it don't mean that the BM don't believe in your ass.
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PS JENNIE: African voodoo face masks only block bacteria molecules, not the infinitely smaller virus ones.
If you can wear a mask and still breath in and out, you are breathing your [spiritual] disease all over the people around you who you love.
And the reason why you don't know this yet is because you are still living in some sanitized thought free liberal BUBBLE BOY episode of SEIGNFELD.
"I think we can do better than that." Dr Frankenfurter in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW meets ROCK STAR later.
"We have to stop this crazy [female period] emotionalism." Tod Her/man.
The one in 2 NEPHI 20 where the valiant conservative Ass/Syrians pound the queers, and then the leftover Mormons go to town and make THE INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY the next big thing.
Remember, Texas is the Republican Bible Belt state where they are still holding that tall skinny white dude from Utah who was fucking all of those 16 year-old virgins.
Think Walker County, Texas meets Washington County, Utah.
So even if you don't believe in the BM, it don't mean that the BM don't believe in your ass.
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PS JENNIE: African voodoo face masks only block bacteria molecules, not the infinitely smaller virus ones.
If you can wear a mask and still breath in and out, you are breathing your [spiritual] disease all over the people around you who you love.
And the reason why you don't know this yet is because you are still living in some sanitized thought free liberal BUBBLE BOY episode of SEIGNFELD.
"I think we can do better than that." Dr Frankenfurter in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW meets ROCK STAR later.
"We have to stop this crazy [female period] emotionalism." Tod Her/man.
Thursday, July 2, 2020
I LIKE SPIKE
A nice hard spike in the morning always gives the ladies a fever.
Ever tried to fuck your tight ass bitch in the bum with only a chubby?
Not happening to say the least.
Might as well switch position and go for the soft approach on the front side.
Take about getting the BOOGIE FEVER back in the 70s before anybody ever heard of the AIDS virus.
For which there is still no cure by the way; some 40 years later.
No thanks to Dr Fauci er all.
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Ever tried to fuck your tight ass bitch in the bum with only a chubby?
Not happening to say the least.
Might as well switch position and go for the soft approach on the front side.
Take about getting the BOOGIE FEVER back in the 70s before anybody ever heard of the AIDS virus.
For which there is still no cure by the way; some 40 years later.
No thanks to Dr Fauci er all.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
THE NEW PERCEPTION
"Wo unto them that decree unrighteous decrees, and that write grievousness which they have prescribed..." [for today's pop vulture virus.] 2 NEPHI 20:1.
That jade mine landslide in Thailand was Divine confirmation of the prophetic events in THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION movie trailer.
The one where the New York Jewish detective journalist finds out that he is the hypnotized [read brainwashed] guilty guy.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ROB RHIENER: Rumor has it that Carroll [Brooklyn] rhymes with Karl Rhiener.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Of course that is a physically transfigurated you in the magical 8 1/2 weeks movie trailer.
Not to mention Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller.
And so is Gisele Bundchen the lady who buys her hungry young missionary man dinner in ROMA meets DC 58.
PS DRUDGE: Last night at 10:29 pm I had a flash vision of your panic porn web site top heavy with big bold red letter headlines.
So I checked it out later for the first time in weeks; but nothing yet.
Maybe tomorrow, or this weekend?
Sometimes Michael doesn't give me a lot of details because I'm so much of a blabber mouth.
That jade mine landslide in Thailand was Divine confirmation of the prophetic events in THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION movie trailer.
The one where the New York Jewish detective journalist finds out that he is the hypnotized [read brainwashed] guilty guy.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ROB RHIENER: Rumor has it that Carroll [Brooklyn] rhymes with Karl Rhiener.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Of course that is a physically transfigurated you in the magical 8 1/2 weeks movie trailer.
Not to mention Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller.
And so is Gisele Bundchen the lady who buys her hungry young missionary man dinner in ROMA meets DC 58.
PS DRUDGE: Last night at 10:29 pm I had a flash vision of your panic porn web site top heavy with big bold red letter headlines.
So I checked it out later for the first time in weeks; but nothing yet.
Maybe tomorrow, or this weekend?
Sometimes Michael doesn't give me a lot of details because I'm so much of a blabber mouth.
Wednesday, July 1, 2020
THE LATEST NEWS FROM NEW YORK
"I can't go on like this, this is a madhouse." 8 1/2, 1963.
Whereas that mason brick building collapsed at Court and Union in Brooklyn for a demonic confirmation of the timely June 30th death news about Karl Rhiener.
Note the Germantic name spelling.
Talk about PEOPLE FOR THE UNAMERICAN WAY meets DEATH WISH, the moovie trailer.
The one where the white Ephraimite [Assyrian] doctor from eastern Europe finally goes ape shit on the New York Jews.
Who are behind today's antichrist black lives matter gang who are threatening the lives of his daughters and wife.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The most important debate in America right now is about why are the women making the men wear a French string bikini over their mouths.
Of all people, you should know by now that, "Looks mean everything." Truman Capote, 1969, a.k.a. 'Bulldog'.
Not to be confused with, "Looks are everything." Andy Warhol, 1970.
Both of whom were Republicans by the way.
PS WOODY ALLEN: Don't say I didn't warn you.
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's rally at MOUNT RUSHMORE will be the inspiration for your next retro 1950s motorcycle gang bang [LEVI jeans] rebel movie.
Talk about making a very intersting little indie film without spending a dime on costumes and makeup.
"I never waste too much money on costumes or makeup." Frederic Fillini, 1974; joking about yours truly in ROMA meets 8 1/2.
No wonder that every new actress in her early 20s would do anything to be in my next movie.
Like in the last one where I AM still looks like a very fuckable 50 year-old director who speaks fluent Italiano.
Whereas that mason brick building collapsed at Court and Union in Brooklyn for a demonic confirmation of the timely June 30th death news about Karl Rhiener.
Note the Germantic name spelling.
Talk about PEOPLE FOR THE UNAMERICAN WAY meets DEATH WISH, the moovie trailer.
The one where the white Ephraimite [Assyrian] doctor from eastern Europe finally goes ape shit on the New York Jews.
Who are behind today's antichrist black lives matter gang who are threatening the lives of his daughters and wife.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The most important debate in America right now is about why are the women making the men wear a French string bikini over their mouths.
Of all people, you should know by now that, "Looks mean everything." Truman Capote, 1969, a.k.a. 'Bulldog'.
Not to be confused with, "Looks are everything." Andy Warhol, 1970.
Both of whom were Republicans by the way.
PS WOODY ALLEN: Don't say I didn't warn you.
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's rally at MOUNT RUSHMORE will be the inspiration for your next retro 1950s motorcycle gang bang [LEVI jeans] rebel movie.
Talk about making a very intersting little indie film without spending a dime on costumes and makeup.
"I never waste too much money on costumes or makeup." Frederic Fillini, 1974; joking about yours truly in ROMA meets 8 1/2.
No wonder that every new actress in her early 20s would do anything to be in my next movie.
Like in the last one where I AM still looks like a very fuckable 50 year-old director who speaks fluent Italiano.
THE NEW CAST
Certain people I know laughed when I posted that my house mate Daniel White is going to be in one of my next films.
But there he is in all of his glory in the 1260 days funky town movie trailer for TO DIE FOR.
Complete with his little pet dog that he had to give up like some kind of an innocent lamb sacrifice.
Of course in this one, the media's climate change panic porn is replaced by today's virus 19 panic porn.
Whatever, "By any means necessary." Karl Marx
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MRS SHAKESPEAR: Reportedly, Woody Allen's new film festival comedy romance is going to premier in Spain on the eve of your upcoming 9.27 birthday.
Oh what fun!!
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: It says in ISAIAH EXPLAINED that the latter day GSR/TWN blogger in Bonney Lake, Washington is going to be a very offensive and divisive presence on the 666 web.
PS SANDRA BUL/LOCK: Calm down, relax, some of my best friends are Reagan Democrat negros.
Opposition in all things, blah blah.
Oh yeah... "Are you ready to get your freak on?" NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2004, Preston, Idaho.
But there he is in all of his glory in the 1260 days funky town movie trailer for TO DIE FOR.
Complete with his little pet dog that he had to give up like some kind of an innocent lamb sacrifice.
Of course in this one, the media's climate change panic porn is replaced by today's virus 19 panic porn.
Whatever, "By any means necessary." Karl Marx
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MRS SHAKESPEAR: Reportedly, Woody Allen's new film festival comedy romance is going to premier in Spain on the eve of your upcoming 9.27 birthday.
Oh what fun!!
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: It says in ISAIAH EXPLAINED that the latter day GSR/TWN blogger in Bonney Lake, Washington is going to be a very offensive and divisive presence on the 666 web.
PS SANDRA BUL/LOCK: Calm down, relax, some of my best friends are Reagan Democrat negros.
Opposition in all things, blah blah.
Oh yeah... "Are you ready to get your freak on?" NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2004, Preston, Idaho.
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