THE HURDY GIRDY MAN

 My dreamy night scenes about that amazing monolith resort in Utah's red rock country was a Divine reference to my recent "Holy Ghost explosion" post about THE APOSTLE's baptism scene.

Set up in the dry desert dead bones regions of EZEKIEL 37; which features the [Mt Rushmore] look alike ape man in sandstone right above the baptism font. 

Baptism for the spiritually undead being all about rising up from the grave, and becoming born again, yada yada.

Ending with that dark dying giant ape silolett shot just after the night flames scene.

Hear tell there has been an explosion of 211 steel monolith stand-alones happening around the world ever since the relection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

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CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT

 Last night I dreamed that I was hanging out with a few mutual FRIENDS on the beach in Malibu.

When I walked over and asked Jennifer Anniston and if she would like to spend the weekend with me at www.aman.com.

Much to my surprise, she said ok. And then I told her that we don't have time for her to go back to the house and grab a coat, or an overnight bag, etc. since my G6 was already warming up and ready to take off on the runway.

Even more surprising, she was also cool with that impromtu idea. Thinking she could probably find anything else she needs at their gift shop boutique.

Long story short, once we got there, she wanted to stay there for the rest of the week.

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YOU TURN ME INSIDE OUT, AND UPSIDE DOWN BOY

 "He's still got it." FAT MAN

On the 6th Day of Christmas, Mike gave me a heads up about Mel Gibson's new super antihero movie trailer for FAT MAN beats BAT MAN.

Just the latest one about today's 2020 election house pirates stealing people's amazon.com packages from the very evil operater of the WASHINGTON POST back in DC.

Oh yeah, steal sharpens steal.

"Donald Trump is trying to steal the election!" Nancy Pelosi 

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PS DRUDGE: Last night I dreamed that the fat negro mormon missionary sisters visited our house in Bonney Lake, Washington. Them wearing official name ID tags that read simply "THE DRUDGE REPORT" on their long gray granny dresses.

That said, even the JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES sisters from Canada are always much younger and better looking; including the black ones.

FAIRLY WELL MY HONEY

 Oh the memories.

Sounds like some folk song that Ken McLeod would sing back in the cold winter steelhead season days, in the live movie theater trailer for INSIDE LLEWNY DAVIS.

Back when I ran into him again just after my mormon mission to Italy. Where he was living with his hippie chick, and her cat, in a little wooden love shack; located just over from north Seattle's walled off brick mansions in the HIGHLANDS.

Think Kent meets Ken Keisler on Day Island in Tacoma. In memory of my old film school buddy Ken Kemp.

Talk about Fonky Town, USA.

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PS JIM CARREY: Last night I dreamed that you were really into Washington State's rediculous and over the top [Covidism] fishing rules and regulations.

Better get your lilly white ass up here while the getting is still good my friend. And the money is still good too; so what, half of my wives don't agree with me on anything either. 

TALK ABOUT THE INSIDER FROM UP FUNKY TOWN WAY

 Too much magic bus in the above wordy title?

Whatever, INSIDE LLWYNEN DAVIS was definately another one of those smart Jewish New York City cats indie films that was supposed to get my mind right back in 2013.

Back when even my Paris cafe ex wife was starting to entertain second thoughts about me.

But instead, it just made the other tall blond convertible girls dig me even the more.

Not so much Carrey Mulligan and Keira Knighley.

Oh well, time is on my side.

Puff goes the magic dragon who lives by the sea.

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PS MR PRIME MINISTER: None of the older white middleclass ladies were wearing masks on their smiley faces when the real [unemployed] men dropped their pants just to make a buckaroo in THE FULL MONTY prophecy.

WONDERING WHAT'S HAPPENING

"Wondering what's going on?" Ends the movie trailer for HAIL CAESAR.

The one with a close up of today's black Irish Hollywood movie star who married that evil antisemite Muslim woman. 

And now he is telling all of the white Christian men in America to, "Just put a fucking mask on your face!"

No wonder Brad Pitt's tall white wife at the time refused to go to his gay ass wedding.

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THE SNAKE IS BACK

 "Your rules are really beginning to annoy me." Says Snake to Governor Newsom in ESCAPE FROM L.A. in the year 2021.

This one from 1996 sounding exactly like it was made back in the 1260 days of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim of course.

See every low budget horror movie made since the 70s where the best line in the cheap film is "Die bitch!"

Oh well, some things bare repeating.

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PS MEL GIBSON: Now that I'm the FDR era studio boss of Hollywood in HAIL, CAESAR! 2016; I could make PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP the first President of California if it suits me.

Said the Jew who walked into an underground Irish bar and sat down next to the drunken Catholic Father in CHEERS.

PS MILEY CYRUS: On the third day of Christmas, I had a vision of Nichole Kidman and Naomi Watts paying through the nose for my LAST TANGO IN PARIS tourist video made up in funky town.

Think Vern Fonk meets Marlon Brando in the resurrection of the first friuti tutti in 2 NEPHI 9.

ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK MEETS ESCAPE FROM LA

 In the first trailer, the hero is forced to take two code 19 shots in his neck meat; so then he decides to blow up the world as we know it.

Have not watched the second term election trailer yet. Hope to get around to it by tonight sometime.

Whatever, RUMOR HAS IT that Kurt and Goldie have been on the verge of breaking up over the past four years; no.45 being the main point of contention.

Think when Larry King met Shaun Southwick, and her hot little sister too.

And I quote, "We just don't agree on anything anymore." Mr. King, 2020

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DUPLICITY

 "You're gaming me!" Says my still handsome 49ish transfigurated spy with a 007 accent, to Julia Roberts' CIA agent with an American accent in this one from 2009.

The one about the secret sauce code 19 shot coming out in time for Christmas in 2020. 

Then I start to get my fuck you millions on Ellen Page's 2.21 birthday in 2021. 

This happening of course during the second term in office of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Let's not shit ourselves here.

"There's no such thing as a free lunch." William F Buckley Jr., FIRING LINE, 1967.

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PS HOWARD STERN: Never game a gamer. The odds are always at least 51/49 in favor of the house.

PS SIENNA MILLER: You were born on December 28 in 1981 for a Divine reason.

"I don't believe in coincidences." George Noory, COAST TO COAST, 2020.

Note the "Amber Alert" eyeball jewel in the movie poster for HANNIBAL 2 at wikipedia.

Talk about being the apple in God's eye.

SCHMIDT HAPPENS

 You really get a good look at that Hebrew noz on Jack Nicholson in the ABOUT SCHMIDT German surname movie title trailer from 2002.

Don't forget, he was originally from New Jewsy, after a stint in the US Navy.

True story, he walked for 19 miles in his dress loafers and slacks for his first audition in a Rodger Corman movie.

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ABOUT SHIT

 The antihero in ABOUT SCHMIDT drives a WINNEBEGO RV made in Wisconsin.

Hates his ex wife too.

The one about the fire-starters in the media who trashed his President for 42 months at 2 NEPHI 7: 11.

They don't make em like they used to.

Big wow. The FBI is on the case. Nothing to see here.

From the director of ELECTION.

See every RV road movie ever made by the Jews in Hollywood where the owner operater is a white middle class loser.

I'm thinking CHUCKY GETS LUCKY bests DOMINO.

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PS DANIEL WHITE: Be prepared. Movie sets can be a very stressful and high-pressure work place sometimes. Lots of high-priced egos fighting with each other at times. Other times, it's like a walk in the park; easy money baby. 

Take for example WAG THE DOG.

NOW'S A GOOD DAY TO GET HARD AGAIN

 Hard ass, my ass.

I can still remember when Dick Nixon declared that 55 mph was the future [Covidism] limit down where I-15 meets I-70 in Utah.

Meanwhile, the rest of us young bucks were weaving in and out of traffic in our BMW 2002s and FIAT SPIDER 4-bangers with dual overhead cams and hard struts, maxing it out at least 4500 rpms.

Manual transmission 5-gear stick shift in hand, eye on the tachometer's 5k red line.

I know, hard to keep a good man down, even these days.

"Those who forget their history, are condemned to repeat it." Newt Gingrich, 1995.

"They don't teach history anymore in the public schools." Ben Shapiro, 2020

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RUMBLING IN THE JUNGLE ON BOXING DAY 2020

"I'm gonna be a professional boxer." Daniel White, weighing in at 129 lbs in Edmonds, Washington, 2020.

Yeah whatever, and I'm the future KING OF KENT, ENGLAND.

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Three years before the 2016 election, Bruce Willis flashes that famous smile of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the first of two official movie trailers for A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD. 

The one where the corrupt American idiot tourist CIA would try to take him out for 42 minutes non stop.

Sounds like some RICK STEVES EUROPE tourist video for sure.

Made well before yours truly came to town and completely upset the green apples cart in PRACTICAL MAGIC meets TWIN PEAKS.

With a little help from my friends of course.

Let's not kid ourselves here.

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PS SPICE GIRLS: When the shark gets the bug, the bug will jump the shark.

PS MIKE MYERS: I plan on forcing Dr. Evil to pay for your DOCTOR EVIL: 4 screenplay business extortion concept. Think DR. NO meets LAGGIES.

PS LARRY DAVID: Hear tell it was another rainy day in New York with extreme high winds on Christmas Day; whatever works.

A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD: 5

 This is the 5 virgins one where Bruce Willis looks like 007 Daniel Craig, and his black action sidekick looks like Barack Obama in the dark background on the movie poster.

The one about a Russian CIA conspiracy to take out a duly elected PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Naturally, all of the lockstep film critic Jews in Hollywood hated this one with a vengence.

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GONE IN A NEW YORK MINUTE

 "And the [shooting] stars shall fall from heaven..." 3 NEPHI

For example, the crater-faced Jewish producer of GONE BABY GONE. 

Who was suddenly gonzo and sent away to some sweaty Covid infested jail in the blink of an eye.

Lucky for him, he immediately got the bug up his ass and recovered from it in about two weeks. 

At least he doesn't have that PC bullshit to deal with anymore. Talk about about having a body full of fuck you T-cells.

Then going cold turkey, politically and economically speaking.

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PS JERRY SEINFELD: Since you and Larry David have never been boozers or smokers. And you two stand up guys have always kept your weight down. The best thing that you all can do right now to help out the dying comedy clubs is get the bug, and get over it. 

Then drive around town with your drive-up decaf coffee cups in hand, while laughing all the way to the bank's look alike ATM voting machines.

Don't forget, Adolf Hitler was also a vegetarian anti-smoker teetotaller, along the same lines as Mitt Romney and the late Michael Jackson.

Not so much Bruce Willis.

PS MR PRESIDENT: As the greatest grandson to come along ever of Jesus Christ almighty, I now give you the authority to do whatever you feel like doing in order to save the US CONSTITUTION from the Jews, and the queers, and the niggers in REVELATION 11-13.

Not to mention the Mormons up in Park City, Utah.

Just saying, "You must become like me." at 2bc.info if you want to experience that whole happy happy joy joy thing.

GONE BABY GONE IN 2021

 "In a city that protects it's own."

This is the one where an age appropriate and light skinned Morgan Freeman role plays Barack Obama; even before he was illegally elected by the lying Irish Jews in 2008.

Talk about steel sharpening steel in ISAIAH 11 meets 3 NEPHI 30.

Ergo, "Why do we even have an FBI anymore?" Asks those two white guys at www.thegatewaypundit.com.

"That's a good question." Said Sheriff Joe, to some brain-dead local reporter in Arizona who asked him why Barack Obama would even use a fake birth certificate in the first place.

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DON'T CALIFORNICATE WASHINGTON

"It wasn't like this ten years ago." Said the white man standing by me at the bus stop.

 The first thing that struck me about Kent, Washington was the desolation of the place. Which reminded me of my time spent down in Palms LA during the late 80s.

Garbage everywhere up on the East Hill; lots of empty store fronts; and the ones that were open were surrounded by metal fences topped off with razor wire.

Yet the malls [box stores] were very busy, and the streets were packed with expensive imported luxury cars.

Think DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS meets LA STORY.

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PS JIM CARREY: The little prick that they want to stick in your butt is the new and improved interpretation of the 666 stinger missile in REVELATION 9.

No worries mate; homey don't play that up in funky town.

Talk about keeping a safe distance from all of those infected brain dead zombies in SHAWN OF THE DEAD and AP: 2.

PS MR PRESIDENT: In the prophetic BLUES BROTHERS 2 sequel, the southern White House is surrounded and protected by an army of black dudes wearing cowboy hats.

MARSHALLS' SPECIAL YEAR END CLOSE OUT DEALS ON DISCONTINUED AND OVER-STOCKED MERCHANDISE

"...I will return their iniquities [items] upon their own heads," 3 NEPHI 20: 28.

Democrat Covidism law paved the way for Republican Mashall Law in 21. In that most citizens in the blues states are already living under it; and won't hardly notice a thing.

So what, you may hear a little heavy machine gun fire and screaming in the background. Nothing new with that if you live in Chicago these days.

Maybe you even see a few people run by wearing gas masks.

Then you read the news, like days later, about the federali sweeping in and conviscating all of the 666 voting machines, made in Venezuela, because they don't want you know who really won the election.

Big wow, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut. And don't communicate to anybody about it on social media.

What else is new?

If you know what's good for you.

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DHS 4: LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD

 All you need to know about DH 4 is that 99.999% of America's truckers voted for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.

Talk about being in it for the long haul.

The one that starts out with an amazing shot of a physically transfigurated Mel Gibson style MAD MAX trucker.

Keep on trucking baby....

Whereas, the entire nitty gritty DIE HARD franchise is all about the absence of law and order in polite society today.

Talk about Mussolini making the trains run on time in BACK TO THE FUTURE 2.

And I quote,

"There's just too much crime in Chicago these days." Barrack Obama, 2007.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: You are going to win the State of Illinois, but after they pay the price.

PS RUSH: Announce on TWITTER, late next week, that you will be speaking at the MAGA rally in DC on January 6, 2021. And then afterwards you plan on going for a half 9 round on the course at CAMP DAVID. Always great to wake up every morning and have an exciting reason to get out there and do something that no man has ever done before.

Think CADDYSHACK meets WAG THE DOG.

PS MR PRESIDENT:

 "Congratulations, you're still alive." DIE HARD 3

"Send my regards to Broadway." DEATH TRAP

For example, while thinking about where to get a new pair of boots last week, God gave me a vision of the MARSHALLS outlet in Covington, Washington, King County. 

Just saying...

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PS TRADER JOE: Look out for the crazy white man wearing a winter ski mask; who is talking to himself in your two bucks a bottle wine section; who looks like that white born again German antagonist in DH: 3.

PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Most people need to literally lie down and play dead for a few days before they can become born again and enter into the physical transfiguration process in THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING meets DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.

DIE HARD 2: THE DIRECTOR'S CUT

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 "They say lightening doesn't strike twice." in the above movie trailer sequel.

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"This is just the beginning..." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, 2016.

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"I wanna wipe that big grin off his face!" Robert De Niro, speaking prophetically in 2018.

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PS ALEC BALDWIN: Time to panic; read THE PRICE OF PANIC: HOW THE TYRANNY OF EXPERTS TURNED A PANDEMIC INTO A CATASTROPHE, available at amazon.com.

"Even AMAZON is going to go bankrupt some day." Jeff Bezos, 2020.

PS BRUCE WILLIS: 1995's DIE HARD 3: WITH A VENGENCE is about the upcoming physical transfiguration.

Ergo, the current shutdown panic in New York is nothing but a game of "Simon says..." Like do this, or do that, or don't go there and go over here.." yada yada.

Oh yeah, "The Jews love to play games." Adolf Hitler.

Especially the ones who own and operate the NBA and the NYT.

DIE HARD 2

 "Every system's dead!" Goes the mighty line about the future DOMINION network voter computers in DIE HARD: 2.

Circa 11:00 pm on election night in America.

As just confirmed by the DOJ's breathtaking news about who blew up that 747 over Scotchland 29 years ago with a portable two witness bomb radio.

Standing for who blew up the polite society election system in 2020.

It happening on Christmas Eve in the above live 1990 movie theater popcorn movie.

Talk about systemic fascism.

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PS ALEC BALDWIN: How's that whole prisoner-of-love bug thing working out for you these days?

MY SEVEN YEARS AT BYU

 Mitt Romney bought out the luxury lodge hotel in DEER VALLEY for a Mount Hood lodge location situation about THE SHINING prophecy.

Talk about believing in modern revelation.

"Park City has the best powder in the world, but the slopes are not as exciting as the ones at SNOW BIRD." Chef Adolf, 1985

"SNOW BIRD is where you want to go if you are a suicidal maniac who can't get enough." Gordon Glenn, Midvale, Utah, 1975.

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CLIFF NOTES: That 4.3 at 7:11 pm happened between those two steep canyons in confirmation of my canyon states posting; just up and over from Disappointment Valley.

THE SHINING'S BRIGHT STAR

 "I'm a shining bright star." says Dirk Diggler in BOOGIE NIGHTS

☆

The bloody flood in THE SHINING movie trailer opening is now at those two FDR era hotel resort elevator doors of Judah and Ephraim in REVELATION 14:20.

Just up from Government Camp, and over from the finest bing cherry syrup orchards in the world.

Even the same place where my second born son fell down and broke his hip on a ski trip during the 1980s.

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CLIFF NOTES: The old retro LA Hotel in BARTON FINK represents the same winter season hotel in THE SHINING.

Dirk Diggler's penis in BOOGIE NIGHTS mirrors the same long skinny one that Barack Obama exposed to the news girls on his campaign jet.

PS MR PRESIDENT: Now that God has made you the judge, jury and executioner in the BLAZZING SADDLES marshall law prophecy; you might want to take a second look at the GUILTY AS CHARGED outlaw movie trailer prophecy.

Talk about the king of the cowboys.

BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID

 "...A changing world was closing in on them."

This one from 1969 is about when stealing and cheating would become socially acceptable and cool again in 2020. 

But it ends in a suicidal Marshall Law shootout after the humble and hard working Lamanite locals get tired of it and call in the Army.

Texas having the biggest army base in America.

Oklahoma having the largest ammo depot in America.

North Dakota having the most missiles and bombers on standby in America.

Not to mention an average of 8 guns per household in red rock Utah.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: God has told his lost tribes prophets that the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs will also be a safe haven for his valiant Christian soldiers who wear the wings on their uniforms.

I'll take care of the submariners. That's my role; 007 license to kill, and all that jazz.

HANGING BY A THREAD

 That opening cliff hanger shot in the SEVEN YEARS IN TIBET trailer is confirmed by the movie's heroic white horse prophecy rider with blond hair in 2020.

No wonder PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to make China wear a crown of thorns in his second term.

Not to mention their domestic Democrat Party spies and allies in the deep canyon states.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I had a lucid dream that I was fingering you during Hanukkah.

CLIFF NOTES: Thanks to 666 Covidism, about 400,000 college students will never go back to the state run college system again, ever. Every cloud has a silver lining.

PS SPICE GIRLS: If the bread gets stale, and the milk turns sour, make French toast.

PS MR PRESIDENT: Feel free to do whatever you want these days. Why not, everybody else is doing it.

"Pure democracy is the law of the jungle." Ayn Rand

HANGING OUT IN TIBET

 That opening cliff hanger election shot of a blond Nazi Brad Pitt is what establishes SEVEN YEARS IN TIBET as a year 2020 thing.

Exactly like those final shooting scenes at MT RUSHMORE in the NORTH BY NORTHWEST prophecy about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's face carved into a white granite cliff in the Black Hills of South Dakota.

Oh yeah, "These are our salad years." RAISING ARIZONA

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PS MR PRESIDENT: The new born energy economies of Oklahoma and Texas are a perfect match with North and South Dakota; not to mention Alberta and all points in between.

PS MISS CONGENIALITY: Looking like your real estate investments in tax-less Texas will be doubling in value over the next few years.

Lucky me.

You know me. "I'm a big believer in free money..., the more the merrier." Hugh Hefner, 1970.

Talk about money growing on trees in AN EDUCATION meets GREGORY'S TWO GIRLS.

SEVEN YEARS IN TIBET

 I would bet my last buck that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's 7+ years time spent in the highest office of the land will have something to do with the above 1996-made movie trailer.

Note the above look alike indie film shot of Mt Timpanogos, Utah, where Robert Redford's SUNDANCE winter mask skiing paradise is located; due south of Park City.

Just over and across from American Fork Canyon.

See every trippy road movie where the horny kids finally arrive at a fork in the road.

NATURAL BORN KILLERS being one of my all time favorites.

The one where they rob that TARGET look alike pharmacy in the end to get a shot of the new code 19 snake juice vaccine.

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PS SPICE GIRLS: If you get a shot at it, take it.

PS SELENA GOMEZ: Time heals all wounds.

JESUS 2

 JOKER was another one of those dark Jewish Marx brothers comedies that was supposed to unmask me.

But instead, it just made me a hell of a lot more rich and sexy.

Particularly the hilarious part where everybody is wearing a code 2019 clown mask on their faces in 2020. Believing that somehow it is going to protect them from dying in the next 3.5 years.

"I killed Jerry!.. I killed." SEINFELD. The one about the really bad stand up comedian who was sooo annoying.

"Is this some kind of a sick joke?" Asked a very serious faced Robert De Niro, after hearing that Donald Trump had just won the election in 16.

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PS MS MAYOR: When was the last time that Kent was shut down and masked off to make a major Hollywood movie with an A-list cast?

Better reserve a sizable fleet of sidewalk HONEY BUCKETS and standby off-duty paramedic units now. Union scale overtime wages of course.

TRUMP 2

 "Same make, same model." goes the prophetic movie trailer for T2: JUDGEMENT DAY, circa 2020.

"Come with me, if you want to live." being the 1991 film's most mighty and strong man line.

Not a lot of polite society pillow talk and civilized law and order court scenes in this one.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: After Queen Sandra gives me the cash money up front, Italian style, to buy out the film rights to Tom Robbins' STILL LIFE WITH WOOD PECKER, you will be my first and only choice for the aging Princess of Kent, Washington; who's still got what it takes to get the job done.

Think HANNIBAL meets SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE; with a touch of JOE VS THE VOLCANO.

PS MR GOVERNOR: Better watch out, a lot of your crazy and unstable girlfriends are suddenly going to get the hots for my 1980s bad boy antihero rebel in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF.

Talk about having fuck you money to burn.

"All women care about is money." Elivis Presley, 1974

ON THE MAKE

 The FDR era trailer for THE MALTESE FALCON opens with a talking older, but wiser, William Barr look a type detective, spy, whatever narration.

As the dramatic trumpets of Hanukkah introduce the upcoming second time around for no.45 in 2021.

Per the dark film's most mighty line about how everything ends with a murder mystery when it comes to the dirty black bird politics of MLK JR. etc.

For at the past 600 years of slavery and foreign neocon international interventions.

"All wars are local." Moa

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ADVANTAGE TEXAS

 "Why Texas?.." famous old oakies football game cheering.

Well for one thing, after the threeway divorce breakup of America in REV.16, the Republic of Texas will become Mexico's largest trading partner.

Fuck California, they can have all of the sloppy seconds business they want with China and Vietnam.

Which was the first nation in history to print paper money make out of rice.

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PS CARA MIA: Because you have been such a good girl this past year. The best all night fucking that you have ever had in your life is just around the corner. Merry Christmas.

TRES CHIC IN 2020

 THE WHITE SHEIK was Orson Welles' favorite Fellini movie because the good guys in the BM are always as white as a fresh winter snow in Park City, Utah.

Alas, the movie trailer's black&white soap opera magazine still shots of the white horse's sword of justice hanging over the heads of an unrepentant gentile Congress in 3 NEPHI 20:20.

Not to mention the unrepentant mormon church in DC 86.

The 1952 film's latest wiki page date-stamp bearing down on the deep state of Sodom and Egypt with a 9.11 warning sign.

Don't mess with Texas.

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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: When I was the young mormon missionary ambassador to the Vatican in ROMA meets ROMAN HOLIDAY, glossy soap opera magazines were still very popular; if a bit more risque; remind you this was 1973, not 1956.

Does today's popular "super spreader" expression mean anything to you?

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Seems like every other movie or tv series they make these days, designed to destroy me, always turns back around on them; circa 3 NEPHI 20:28, etc. etc.

For some kind of a never ending fatalistic theme about the election crimes that would be committed by the sneaky Jews in 2020.

PS MEL BROOKS: After the sudden and unexpected falling down of 666 Covidism, we plan on buying up several of the biggest movie theater chains across America at ten cents on the dollar. Expect to see lots of wet tongue French kissing and fooling around up in the balcony seats in Edmonds, Washington.

"Once you get it, you got it." Andy Warhol, 1969.

PS CHRIS WOOD: BROKEN FLOWERS was one of those devastating small films that was supposed to finish me off back in the day. But instead, it turned out to be about Miley Cyrus getting turned on by me and having a no.1 rock album and a magazine cover on ROLLING STONE in 2020.

"I thought BROKEN FLOWERS would be my last film. But instead it was the beginning of a new second acting career for me." Bill Murray

IN FLAG/RANTE DELICTO

 Joe Biden is the "suitable lover" tool that Donald Trump needed to justify killing his wife in DIVORCE ITALIAN STYLE.

Think Pierre Delicto hooks up with Barry Obama inside of some DC men's room and have "congress" with each other.

Which is still illegal to do in some southern states. Especially if you're not wearing a mask in a public bathroom.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Mr Barr will quit on the December 23rd anniversary of Obama having his gay [Black Jesus] lover murdered in Chicago. Which Joe Biden later tried to cover up after Larry Sinclair's press conference in DC.

PS DRUDGE: More Scotch, less bourbon.

PS SIENNA MILLER: Federico Fellini's "first solo film" was THE WHITE SHEIK, says the low budget Italian movie trailer; whatever that means. 

Talk about writing, casting, directing and paying up front for WAG THE DOG in less than a month.

May the force be with you.

DIVORCE ITALIAN STYLE

 "Thy hand shall be lifted up upon thine adversaries, and all thine enemies shall be cut off." 3 NEPHI 20:17+

Whereas political divorce is traditionally illegal, or at least frowned upon, for east coast style Italian Americans and Irish Catholics.

Wherefore, this prophetic 1961 bloody wine trailer shows how it must happen.

Always give a man a backdoor out.

Made back in the same year when the Democrats also stole the election from Richard Nixon in Chicago.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. All is fair in love and civil war.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Over ten years ago, Jesus told one his lost tribes prophets that there is so much corruption in DC because nobody there wants to disrupt their properous "tranquility".

Think JOE VS THE VOLCANO meets Barack Obama's fake birth certificate from Paradise in AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SCREWED ME meets WAR OF THE ROSES.

On a sidenote, those three amigos got their hands cut off for trying to steal the 2020 election in America.

PS MEL GIBSON: Contray to popular disbelief, EL PRESIDENTE AMERICANO has become some kind of a folk hero down in Mexico.

PS JENNIE: The only cure for Covidism is death. Just rip that old stinky BANDAID off your face and stop crying about it.

Time to get it all over and done with girl, the quicker the better.

Or like the men used to say in old Ireland, it's time to take the gloves off.

T2: JUDGEMENT DAY

 You think the judges are taking too long to terminate today's election cyber hackers?

How about it took Hollywood's greedy Jewish lawyers some 7 years to make a 2nd term sequel to THE TERMINATOR.

Oh well, all is well that ends well.

For example, the NYT just came out with a new editorial hack job; saying that they need to scare the public even more about the code 19 computer virus election test results.

"The Jews commit suicide more than any other race." Adolf Hitler, 1928. [Read abortion]

Takes one to know one.

Think the Democrat NBA meets the Republican NFL.

Or in other words, the DNC meets the GOP.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Everybody loves a winner, especially the Jews.

THE TERM/INATOR 2

 "You're dead honey..."

Turns out 1984's Reagan Democrat era movie sequel sensation THE TERMINATOR was all about protecting the women from today's computer voter simulation machines that are trying to destroy the second term in office of God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN Jesus baby face Nelson persona non grata.

Hope I didn't leave anything out.

Think OUR MAN FLINT meets IN LIKE FLINT.

Probably two of the best code 19 fantasy stay-at-home microwave popcorn movies on PRIME right now.

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PS TRADER JOE: I'll be back.

Or to put it another way, "I'm not going anywhere." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP

PS JENNIE: The name 'Gregory' means protector. The name 'Relf' means powerful wolf. The name 'Scott' stands for all things Scottish.

GREG'S MICROWAVE POPCORN: I'm not making this one up. I've tried them all over the years, and ACT II microwave popcorn has been my prefered choice going back on two decades now. Always dust it off with a little garlic and oregano powder of course; good for the heart and the liver.

IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND BABY

 "I just wanna die!.." says the old spurned exwife in the 1979 movie trailer for INTERIORS, who is wearing gloves.

Check out every major celebrity on google where you can not find even one picture of her disgracing herself with a mask over her face.

"Masks are a tool of subjugation." Todd Her/man

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PS JENNIE: Shortly after I read a report about King County health officials suggesting that having sex through "glory holes" is a good way to prevent the spread of Covid; I dreamed that we were  having a little apre sex pillow talk through a small hole in a wall.

Oh yeah, "PILLOW TALK is my all time favorite movie." Brother Dougherty, Bonney Lake, Washington, 2018.

PS AMY CONEY BARRET: The unconstitutional right to an abortion will never be overturned if PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is not made President again.

It's just a fact of life these days.

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY WOODY ALLEN IN NEW YORK

 "I've nothing to live for anymore..."

INTERIORS' trailer about a sudden and unexpected divorce came out about a month before my own surprise breakup with my French wife from Nancy, France; or there abouts.

Flash forward to when everyone is being forced to stay inside of their own home's interiors during Christmas, 2020; and you get the never-ending depressing picture.

No interior dining allowed either.

Whereas, vote by mail was oviously a Chinatown [computer] bug scam; and now come the sudden and unexpected divorce actions.

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PS JULIA ROBERTS: Just give your surfer dude hubby the California hotel beach house love shack and move on. It was fun while it lasted.

FORGET THE ALAMO

 What happened at the Alamo was a picnic compared to what is happening in Texas today.

No wonder that the better half of Hollywood's movie stars in California are selling out at half price off, and moving on to Austin, Texas these days.

Not to mention Paris, France.

"Allways follow the money." Rush Limbaugh.

Because if the state is stealing half of your money, and your free elections too, you move on to a better place in space and time.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Who ever imagined that all of those nudist colonies up on the Olympic Penninsula would become ground zero in 2020? 

People walking around with nothing on but a face mask and rubber gloves? Works for me.

Whereas in the last days, even the elect will be deceived.

PS BARACK OBAMA: Me Tarzan, you my monkey sidekick. 

"A screenplay with no antagonist is not worth the paper that it is written on..." Tad Danielewbowski, BYU, 1985.

THE BIRTH OF A NATION 2

 "Still the greatest motion picture of all time." Reads the silent [majority] movie trailer about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.

The one with all of those KKK mobs wearing wierd looking covid masks over their faces.

Complete with simulation shots of the white NRA guys taking their last stand against the dark invaders at the Alamo in THE REBUBLIC OF TEXAS, circa 3 NEPHI 30.

Oh well, if the US CONSTITUTION has no standing in Texas, it's always nice to have a backup one on full display in Walker County.

"So who's the king of the cowboys now?" THE ROYALS, around 2018, or there abouts.

Semper Fi

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PS NO.9: The DOW did 29999.26 on the eve of the Jews' lighting their nine candles on the desecrated temple mount during Ha/nukkah.

"The numbers don't lie..." Rush Limbaugh, 1992.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: That's a very young Orson Welles directing the armed revolt militia action in the above 1915 silent majority call to "action" movie trailer.

PS KEN MCLEOD: The US CONSTITUTION is a sacred covenant of God, per 3 NEPHI 29: 9.

HANNAH MONTANA AND HER SISTERS TOO

 Governor Cuomo somehow thought that the chicks would really dig him if he banned indoor dinning for the singles set in New York.

Instead, the hottest babe in the above 1986 movie trailer assured him that it would have never worked out for them anyway.

In confirmation of Governor Jay Inslee shutting down the scene in up in funky town.

Thinking he was going to get laid by all of those hot young virgin hippie chicks up in Edmonds.

Alas, when your daddy is already a billionaire, in writing, who wants those old government weirdos down in Olympia, Washington to be fucking with your business?

Yeah right, "I'm really excited." says the old butt fucker to River Phoenix in MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: First Kobe died in a California hills helicopter crash, and then the Jewish run NBA ratings crashed and burned just as bad; exactly like President-reject Biden's phoney computer slot machine numbers are going to crapp out this Christmas.

PS MATT DAMON: It's time to shit or get off the toilet. The men have to step forward first, in order to protect their women.

WESTERN STAGE COACH DEATH RIDERS

 That is one of Kent, Washington's free shopper shuttles that gets cut off and sent sliding down into the garbage pit of Covidism hell in SANTA SANGRE. 

The one that everyone used to take up the hill to buy their food and fair of Babylon in the 2BC, that was killing children.

Nowadays, no-one is riding it that much because they are afraid to die after the average age of 78.

Alas, "Most people who die from the Covid 19 flu are really old, and really sick already." Todd Herman, the valiant Ephraimite.

"Everybody should wear a mask so that we don't...." yeah whatever, fuck you, Michael Medved, the neocon Jew.

"Everybody is sick of dealing with the Jews." Adolf Hitler, 1929.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Mom's tall Jewish aitheist brother Bob just hated the Jews. And when she told him on the phone that she agreed with everything Rush Limbaugh says, he reacted with "SHAME ON YOU!" 

Shortly after that, he swallowed a whole bottle of little white pills and tied off a plastic shopping bag over his head. Leaving a misspelled note on his bandstand that said, "Please don't try to resurrect me."

IT'S NOT HAPPENING BABY

 "Oh for Christ's sake fuck off."  Elton John at LAX on TMZ, 2008; dissing some fan who just wanted him to sign his name off on something.

Like for example.

Eager as a beaver to check out Miley Cyrus' new ROLLING STONE cover at FREDDY'S today, all they had on the rack was some really weird looking psychedelic gonzo edition of President-reject Joe Biden.

Wow, what a hard off that was.

Oh well, there's always tomorrow and the next day after.

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PS DR EVIL: The squeeze box is happening now.

PS MR GOVERNOR: 666 Covidism is the new mormon missionary haircut in the HANNAH AND HER SISTERS movie trailer.

The one where everybody is hysterically reacting to the small town's gossip and rumor mill circles; instead of facing up to things like a real man.

SANTA SANGRE 2

 That is PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in a blond wig, who is throwing his cutting edge knives in REV. 9 at the political circus whore of Babylon in the original 1989 movie trailer.

Right after the Republican Party elephant victory parade shot, and just before the sharp trumpet warnings. Leading up to the boy removing his code 19 face mask in a science research vaccine lab.

Ending with such double feature movie trailer intermission lines like;

"Put me down!.. Put me down!" and "Kill her!.. Kill her!"

Speaking of surreal clowns...

"I'd like to punch that big clown in the mouth." Robert De Niro, 2017.

Also, see every one of Jim Carrey's orange period paintings that depict no.45 as a crazy white man clown.

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PS JENNIE: How about commissioning JC to do a series of timelss and immortal nude portraits of you? Talk about turning lead into solid gold.

For example, after Dennis Hopper died of prostate cancer, his exwife and the kids were totally shocked to find out that his amateur 1960s art collection was worth over 20 big ones.

AMERICA'S BARTON FINK PROBLEM

 "The writer is king, here at CAPITAL PICTURES!" 

That is, just as long as you give the studio boss kike a good wrestling screenplay.

Otherwise, you go get a job at AMAZON. As was prophesied of in the 1980s JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO in Hawaii prophecy.

"Too many of the brothers are not even trying to get any lousy job these days." Barack Obama, Chicago, Illinois, 2008.

Sounds like something that Benito Mussolini would say back in 1939.

Both of them being spot on of course.

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TIME TO GET SERIOUS DUDE

"The Jews are never going to get it until they get hit upside the head with a 2x4." Bill Hussein, 1979, Everett, Washington.

Wherefore, A SERIOUS MAN is about the 1:41 movie trailer predicting me gifting a real $19 bottle of red wine to Matt Drudge. After I'm revealed to be fucking his girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, whatever.

Fill in the blank; choose your poison, yada yada.

"And the hits just keep on coming!" Rush Limbaugh having tons of fun on the radio in 1996.

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PS TH: Yesterday at 10:07 am, I had a flash vision of a dirty old used Covidism mask lying on top on my 2BC; and the very angry voice of Michael said simply, "NO!"

For example, "Damn it Janet!" THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

PS SANDR BULLOCK: I finally figured it out once and for all yesterday. The physical transfiguration lasts for 72 years; not 50 years, or 150 years, etc. It happened when I was reading about THE THREE AMIGOS prophecy in 3 NEPHI 28: 17.

PS DRUDGE: Monday evening at exactly 9:00 pm, I had a vision of a big bold headline on your site that said, "THE THING".

Could be anything, the way things are going.

THE KILLING FIELDS

 "That's a rumor, and I'm not going to comment on a rumor." Says the village newspaper idiot in 1984's THE KILLING FIELDS prophecy.

No wonder it says in the 2BC that today's leaders of Zion are going to be hunted down, one by one, by your typical NRA member deer hunter in southern Utah.

That said, "The LDS mormon missionaries are everywhere in the world these days." Glenn Beck, 2006.

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PS TODD HERMAN: Ted Cruz arguing for the US CONTITUTION in court is the red horse teaming up with the white horse to defeat the black horse.

COVER GIRL MAKEUP SEX

 Miley Cyrus is now on the cover of ROLLING STONE magazine to promote her latest vision of that yellow CATERPILLAR snowplow bulldozing the great and abominable church of the whore in SANTA SANGRE.

Talk about acid dropping western LA gonzo journalism, circa 1993 to 1996.

Think FEAR AND LOATHING IN [2020] LAS VEGAS is about every jerk off Jew in the media who is already crashing hard over the second term for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Sometimes this shit just writes itself.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Hope you had a nice half moon night yesterday. I know I did. Ain't nobody wearing no masks and rubber gloves where we're going baby.

PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: As luck would have it. That newly renovated tennis court at the Greek White House is all about MATCH POINT meets SHAMPOO.

Talk about CHUCKY GETS LUCKY.

PS CARA MIA: There is something about your doll face that looks pretty mean from certain interesting camera angles. I definitely can see you in some CHUCKY art film rip off remake.

Co-starring Justin Bieber, and his pretty little blond wife too?

PS MADONNA: Expect to find a surprise private love letter from me in the London post this week. Sent to you, by me, all the way from Wilmington, North Carolina, USA.

THE SANTA SANGRE OF MONTE CRISTO

Talk about acid westerns.

 Jesus pours out the red wine in 3 NEPHI 19; right before he describes how that deep river of red state blood is going to happen in REVELATION 14:20.

Alas, most older hard ass red cabs do go quite well with blue cheese. 

I'm totally serious; you can look it up on google and see the [$19] test results for yourself if you don't believe it.

Usually, it takes a good 4 years for a great cab to settle down and not taste too acidic; 5-6 years is even better, if you have the patients.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Do you prefer the soft slow grind, or do you like the harder and quicker in and out job?

THE MOVIE POSTER BOY

 The one sheet artwork for THE DANCE OF REALITY tells the story of a red state police cadet escorting the big baby lefty in his Covid mask jockstrap diaper out of Zion.

Note the black snake tattoo on his right arm of flesh.

Complete with Sacha Covid Baron and Howard Stern standing in the background, along with all of those other Jewish clowns and acters who never saw it coming, again. 

The one where we see the dark figure of the abomination of desolation standing behind each white ashion zombie movie theater lobby cut-out standie, slash stand-in.

Talk about the unwritten things that the children say and do in 3 NEPHI 26:16.

"Donald Trump is such a child." Nancy Pelosi, 2020.

"Grow up!" Ann Culter, 2020.

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PS TODD HERMAN: TRADER JOE'S nosey staff in Kent kicked me off the dance floor on NFL Sunday, just because I had refused to put my face mask up over my nose another half inch.

Stinks like my nose job in CHINATOWN meets INLAND EMPIRE.

"Give em an inch, and they take a mile!" Adolf Hitler, the man with the weird looking inch wide mustache under his nose in 1931.

PS MILEY CYRUS: We all like a little pure sweet French butter stick up the ass now and then; but every God damn fucking day, morning, noon and night?

After awhile it just starts to feel like some loveless love child 1960s obligation child support payoff/ripoff so that you can see your retarded love child kid every other weekend in West Seattle.

As if somebody is trying to stick it to you 24/7 at FOX, or the BBC.

PS KIRBY WILBER: It's now high time to let Jimmy take over.

THE DANCE OF REALITY TV

 "...the darkness, it's swallowing everything."

Sounds like some crazy thing that you would hear on a Todd Herman POD.

No wonder this cinematic blast from the past was Alejandro Jodorowski's first movie trailer in 23 years. 

Which was all about the resurrection of the dead dry bones of Judah and Ephraim in EZEKIEL 37 meets 3 NEPHI 20.

Not to mention PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's second term in office.

Hell's bells, even the above movie poster on Wikipedia is enough for most people to get it.

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PS TRADER JOE: "I'm not accustomed to being treated that way." Leslie Winn, 1967.

Expect my crazy people to be getting in touch with your crazy people by the end of this week.

PS CHRIS WOOD: Whatever happens on your birthday, good or bad or in between, is an ICON movie production sign from the Virgin mother Mary in REVELATION 12.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Today's face masks are the final fulfillment of the KKK cone head masks. What goes around comes around. Talk about white christian folks down south finally getting fed up with the Jews and the niggers up in New York.

ENDLESS POETRY

 The inspired movie trailer for this auto-bio sequel came out well before PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's first surreal election victory in 2016.

No wonder yours truly decided to retire in my late forties in Bonney Lake, Washington.

In order to focus full time on my writing; maybe do a little fishing.

Life's short, you only live twice, yada yada.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: When we remake your leading lady look alike parts in LAST TANGO IN PARIS, it might feel like some surreal Woody Allen movie shoot. Where you only get my latest handwritten sides about an hour before set up.

Better than Federico Fellini just pushing you out in front of the camera in ROMA and yelling "START ACTING YOU BITCH!" 

THE MOLE

 Everybody snickered when Alejandro Jodorowski self-proclaimed that he was the greatest unknown film director in the word. Even greater than the greatest of them all, Federico Fellini.

Looking back on it now in his 1970 movie trailer for EL TOPO, it's pretty hard to argue with the fact that he probably was the prophetic REVELATION 14:20 forerunner to yours truly.

And I only say that because I'm a lot younger than him.

Take for example, "Directing is mostly a young man's game." Clint Eastwood, 1974.

Kind of like when Donald Trump self-declared that he was running for President back in 15.

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PS ST PETER: I once received a registered letter from the editors of MAD magazine back in 1998. Stating that if I continued to send them my two witnesses newsletters they would take legal action. Think TWITTER meets FACEBOOK, circa 2020.

PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP IS THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND

 "I eat chicken." Republicans

300,000 African Americans killed by THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND's white hunter NRA supporters in the above movie trailer sounds about right to me.

In confirmation of the latest western press propaganda about 300,000 people dying from the no.19 bug.

When in fact, only about 10% of that SHADY REST HOME death rate in BUBBA HO-TEP is for real. And even in that one, nobody was wearing a mask.

No wonder we lost the Viet Nam war even though the kill rate was 10 to 1 in America's favor.

"The Jews have to answer for their lies!" Adolf Hitler, 1935.

Takes one to know one, I guess.

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PS TODD HERMAN: The Jewish media was obsessed with the daily death count of Americans in Viet Nam in the same antichrist spirit that they are harping on today; with their daily code 19 case numbers count down.

Anything to deny and cover up the fact that Jesus saves.

PS MR PRESIDENT: Old Joe slipped and fell down hard on that slippery Iranian Persian throw rug, in the hall, when he grabbed the German EU dog's tail in the WAG THE DOG prophecy.

Talk about the bad guys getting cut off at the pass in all of those white hat good guys 1950s westerns.

Fucking crazy bitch; dude probably bumped his head hard on the [Wisconsin] hardwood flooring too in the process.

THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND IS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP

"You have been known to devour your enemies..." Asks the stupid white girl BBC reporter in THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND movie trailer.

Oh yeah, all politics is local.

Whereas they just elected some local politician in southern Africa whose real birth certificate name is Adolf Hitler. In confirmation of all of my popular Adolf Hitler quotations in the past four years.

For example, "At least you can say that there's nothing boring about Greg." Ken Kemp, talking behind my back in the Palms district of LA, way back in 1989.

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PS JODIE FOSTER: Admit it girlfriend no.19; there's a little bit of black leather and white lace lesbian Nazism in all of us in KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN and FAR/GO.

See every movie ever made by Mel Brooks where the Covid 19 nurses all look and act like older white Nazis.

THE LAST ADAPTATION OF A NEW YORKER STORY

 "Every day, someone somewhere, makes a conscious decision to destroy someone else!" 

While the last songs repeat, "This is the last dance..." and "...under pressure..." yada yada. Over the smart Jewish deli dialogue in the 2003 movie trailer for ADAPTATION; filmed down in the bloody red state swamps of Florida.

Based on a novel about a beautiful wild white flower called THE ORCHID THIEF.

Lots of "Crazy white man!" lines in this one.

For example, "Drum roll please, I'm gonna be a screenwriter, like you."

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SCOUTING LOCATION NOTES: That small studio size pound in the MILL CREEK CANYON EARTHWORKS PARK is the perfect place where Bruce Troxell can remake many of his family rated adventure movies in the upcoming years. Lots of available parking there for cast and crew trucks too, etc.

I'm thinking CREATURE OF THE BLACK LAGOON and THE AFRICAN AMERICAN QUEEN meets TARZAN: THE WHITE MAN; all PG RATED family movies of course.

MARSHALL LAW IS BIG RIGHT NOW.

 Fucking A, this is definitely what it will take to get today's bored teenagers interested in politics.

Talk about being "Touched for the first time like a virgin." on MTV in the 1980s in LIKE A VIRGIN. 

In confirmation of MTV's new $250,000,000 donation to today's MEN IN BLACK fad; most of whom are Jewish of course.

"Political power is sexy." Henry Kiss/inger, 1974, Paris.

Think KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN meets EL TOPO.

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LIKE A VIRGIN

 The tremors just keep coming between the Christian Monte Cristo Range and the Jewish Candelaria Range in Nevada; west of Manhattan, down from Bald Mtn. 

Both named after the feast of the Purification of the Virgin mother in REVELATION 12.

Talk about Megan Fox suddenly getting the shakes in church, and then standing up and speaking out in tongues.

The latest surge happening right when Barr said that he can't see, or hear, or speak of,  any problems with the new computers' 2020 election results in 1776 Philadelphia, PA.

No wonder Barack Obama's forged birth certificate is still posted out there somewhere in cyber space on an official government empire web site.

Now that the rule of law has been replaced by popularism.

Talk about advantage Trump, ten to one.

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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The latter day prophecy in EZEKIEL 37 happens in a very desert like place; i.e. a land of desolation.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: It got to the point where mom was even telling the nextdoor neighbors and check-out clerks at WAL*MART that, "My son is very sick." Almost quoting verbatim my own future mother in BRIDES OF DRACULA.

For example, "Donald Trump is a really sick man." Bette Midler, 2016.

PRESIDENT ELECT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP

 Even my own dear mother used to scoff at me whenever I told her that my calling and election had been made by the sure word of prophecy.

The more things change...

Cue the wailing and gnashing of teeth when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP puts his hand on the Bible and is sworn into office for a second term next year.

Come hell or high water.

Think BEING THERE meets MAD MAX, circa 3 NEPHI 20.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Traditionally, people exchange gifts with one another at Christmas time; not to mention Hanukkah. Per all of those underground shakers going on around the Candles Mountains in Nevada.

PS KIT WINN: Legal president is such a big deal these days. 

Therefore, now that both of those two legally elected governors of the two biggest states have declared that Supreme Court decisions are irrelevant; guess we don't need to worry anymore about what they might have to say about the 2020 election.

Whereas, all that matters now is the high court of public opinion, i.e. popularism.

"But will it play in Peoria?" [Old Hebrew Hollywood boss expression.]

"Democracy is fascism?" Woody Allen, exchanging clever witticisms on the TONIGHT SHOW, 1968. Probably repeating something he heard William F Buckley Jr say on FIRING LINE.

TREMORS 1&2 AND COUNTING...

 "That's how they get you, they're under the ground."

Oh God yes, that timely new swarm of tremors underneath the Christ Mountain Range in Nevada is all about the story of Perfection, Nevada in the 1990s TREMORS movie trailers.

Flash foreward to 2020 when, "You didn't get penetration, even with the elephant gun." Says the NRA member wifie to the moderate Republican Party actor Dennis Hopper.

Nevada being the state that is shaped like the cutting edge of a French Revolution guillotine blade, circa 1776.

Lots of luxury golf resorts in Nevada.

Not to mention Scottsdale, Arizona.

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PS JENNIE: Ever been to the Republican stronghold of Scottsdale before? I hear the cops are everywhere there. Just spit on the street and they give you a ticket.

PS MS ELLIOT: Relax, calm down, you get the girl too at the end of any movie that I decide to write for you. You no lucky, me no lucky.

Baby gets what baby wants.

MOVIE TRIVIA NOTES & QUOTES: "How many drivers does a buggie have?" in MULHOLLAND DRIVE

Who gets the big 211 screwdriver job on Hollywood Blvd in INLAND EMPIRE?

Does the hot blond French lady stick a big steel .45 1911 into my pants in LOST HIGHWAY? 

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE

The moneky faced Mr. Barr just said that there was no election fraud in 2020. In divine confirmation of the grips lowering the cutting bar in my BOUDY DOUBLE shower scene.

Kind of like those three monkeys who; see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil in PLANET OF THE APES.

Oh yeah, "We got a situation here." says Woody Allen in BOADWAY DANNY ROSE meets MATCH POINT.

Not to mention SLEEPER.

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PS MRS. GREGORY RELF: I understand, every older girl wants to change her name before she becomes an old maid who never got married and had children. 

Actually, your new nickname Elliot does give me a hard on; you naughty little Tom boy.

And yes, you still got it in the acting career department in my book. But don't push your luck little lady. I already have more girlfriends than I have screenplays.

THE DEEP STATE STRIKES BACK

 "This is where the fun begins." STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

The one that gave us the most inspired mighty line of all time, that goes; "May the force be with you!"

In confirmation of the word in 3 NEPHI 20:22 about, "...the powers of heaven shall be in the midst of this people..." 

And then later, "...there is nothing he can do now to stop me." Paraphrasing Dr. Evil in AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER; the Chinese Theater opening scenario on Hollywood Blvd.

The one with all of those groovy action shots in Utah's red rock region.

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PS JIM CARREY: Covidism is just a state of mind. Not so much the hard cash needed up front to make a union scale movie.

Money talks, bullshit walks.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: A lot of my old film school "friends" got into the biz after seeing the first STAR WARS in 1977.

Personally, it was BODY DOUBLE that gave me the bug back when. The one that opens with yours truly sitting next to Ken Kemp in the 1984 movie trailer. And then later I happened to meet up with Ken Keisler again from Tacoma, Washington.

Sadly, I didn't even get a bit part in that one. But I did get a walk through in THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE in 1992.

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE BASELESS MIND

 "That baby's history!.." says the GEEK PATROL nerd who glitches yet another file full of Trump voters in the 2004 computer monster movie trailer for ERTERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND.

But it goes on to say, "Some things can't be erased." from the 666 DOMINION machine hard drives.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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PS DRUDGE: Don't forget, makeup sex is the best. Ever get into a schoolyard fight with some guy; then later you two become best friends forever?

PS MR GOVERNOR: How about everybody stay home tonight and just Wang Chung it?.. Maybe order out a few pizzas from the little people.

Cue the 2020 trumpets in the prophetic 1986 MTV video.

PS BARBRA STREISAND: It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

THE ASIAN INVASION

 "The lives of millions would be protected by a brave few!" [technocrats] exclaims the 1941 movie trailer about a hysterical California population under invasion by some unseen Asian flew bug.

Including lines like; 

"Who are you shooting at?.. I don't know!"

And.

"What the hell do you people think you're doing?"

What's next? They're gonna ban booz completely? Because lonely single people keep drinking too much of it at singles bars. And then they disproportionately die in car crashes without their seatbelts on? [a statistical fact]

Better they just stay at home and commit suicide? [another fact]

Lower the I-405 speed limit to 40?

All very good suggestions by the way.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Probably the fastest way to get that Covid 19 monkey off your back is to relocate up to my new autonomous kingdom state of Edmonds, Washington. Not to mention the way too nosey IRS. They can't seize your bank account if all your money is in THE UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION.

Lots of strange little no-name banks up there, who nobody has ever heard of. And I know how much you value your privacy. Especially when it comes to money.

PS BBC: In the low budget SHAWN OF THE DEAD prophecy, everybody's windows and doors are in full lock-down. Until the order is given to shoot to kill the brain dead millienial zombies.

Might as well been shot in North Seattle, much less North London.

THE SEQUEL

 "Watch what happens."

Unbelievably, it took over 22 years for the THE TRUMAN SHOW sequel to happen in 2020.

But there she is, right before your very reality tv show eyes.

Imagine that; "What if you didn't know it until now?" 

Just because you didn't see it on the staged evening tv news shows.

No wonder that, "You can never trust the Jews." Adolf Hitler, 1929

And I would only add, especially the tall blond ones with blue eyes.

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PS MR GOVERNOR: Guess who's coming to dinner tomorrow night.

RED ROCK EAST

This is the second live 1979 movie theater trailer where we see Rocky running in the street past the Greek White House in 2020, as the narration says things like;

"You're gonna see a great battle in every sense of the word." 

Complete with shots of his Catholic virgin wife having the proverbial REVELATION 12 baby Jesus.

Talk about, "The most electrifying [computer machine] rematch in motion picture history!"

Which now looks to be like some fix3d fight that will end, "After two short rounds."

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Yesterday at 5:22 pm, Michael told me that, "Two thirds of all votes were illegal..." in 1776 Philadelphia, etc. Which even sounded a little crazy and over the top to me. 

Probably he was refering to the women and negros who do not hold titled property. Not to mention today's brain dead video gamer 18 year-old zombie delinquents.

PS MR PM: This will be your last lock down. Enjoy it whilst it lasts.

Think Kent, Washington meets Olympia, Washington. I know, "Prophecy is pretty messy stuff." David Lynch, 2002.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Have it your way. You and Kristen Stewart team up for a Christmas special of hard rocker look alike bitches on the Vegas strip? Including a full monty cast of 19 year-old Justin Beaver inpersonaters? 

Whatever floats your boat.

"Baby gets what baby wants." THE BREAKUP

TRUE THE VOTE

 What if everyone you know was pretending that Joe Biden is our next leader? 

Just like in the 2021 fantasy news tv show prophecy called THE TRUMAN SHOW, co-starring Jim Carrey's surreal face on tv, circa 24/7.

Talk about today's alternative vacation stay-at-home realities in THE MATRIX 2 and SPEED 2.

"Heil Hitler!" EATING RAOUL, 1982

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THE RED ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

 Talk about a million to one shot at winning it in 2016. 

But not in the second term sequel of course. Because we all knew how that was going to turn out in ROCKY 2.

Talk about a sure thing.

Still, we went out and saw it at a real live movie theater anyway, just for the big screen thrill of it.

Sylvestor Stallone being a well known member of the Hollywood Reagan Democrat rat pack back in the day. Who also liked Bill Clinton, but hated his crazy blond feminazi wife Hillary.

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PS KEVIN BACON: Not everything that looks like democracy is democracy.

Think TREMORS meets VEGAS VACATION.

I'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE

 "Ha ha, you missed me!" WARNER BROTHERS, 1963

Way back on October 23rd, I had a cartoonish flash vision of that black SUV in Iran with the front window on the driver's side sprayed with bullet holes. And America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was sitting in the front seat on the passanger side with a big grin on his face.

Talk about being bullet proof.

Oh yeah, the spirit of prophecy is the code 19 testimony of Jesus Christ in REVELATION 19 and 3NEPHI 19.

Obviously it was a complete set up from the start.

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MISS CONGENIALITY 2: ARMED AND FABULOUS

"We've been kidnapped!"

What makes the timing of this 2005 movie trailer so amazing is the new fabulous gun rights lady on the Supreme Court; who will rule in favor of the beauty pageant's new FBI spy.

Whereas, "The bureau's had a lot of bad publicity lately."

Not to mention FOX NEWS.

The one where the good guys are rescued at the last minute from the political pirates' sinking ship in 2020 Las Vegas, Nevada.

Oh yeah, this time it's personal. 

Or like it says in the mormon Bible, all men have a right to protect their families; even unto the shedding of blood.

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PS SUNDANCE: Utah's Lake Powell is fed by the Green [deal] River and the Colored [peoples] River. Ergo, that 2020 steel monolith oddity stands in front of those two huge ape figures. Like some kind of a new Mount Rushmore monument to the prince of darkness in DANIEL 9.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: Not everybody who looks like your friend is your friend, circa MATTHEW 10. Take for example Joe Biden, a.k.a. the man of a thousand masks.

PS LONDON: Talk about a town with no pitty.

"People in London are so rude!" Neve Campbell, 2011.

PS BBC: There is not a snowball's chance in hell that Joe Biden is going to be anointed the next King of America.

Fucking A man, "Even my hairdresser has a gun..." MISS CONGENIALITY 1, San Antonio, Texas; co-starring Michael Caine.

PS MILEY CYRUS: This month is when "We're gonna have a Holy Ghost explosion!" in THE APOSTLE's 1997 movie set trailer.

WILD TURKEY SHOTS

 Fuck tequila.

Janis Joplin's old boyfriend, then living in Bonney Lake of all places, once told me that she liked her southern WILD TURKEY whiskey a bit too lot.

Which I thought was a pretty funny thing to say at the time.

That is until I happened to meet his unbelievably hot 29 year-old daughter one day at the town's hidden STARBUCKS off of 211.

Whereupon he told me afterwards that her younger 27 year-old sister was the good looking one in the family.

Jesus so help me God.

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PS MADONNA: According to ZECHARIAH, only one third of London will survive the SHAWN OF THE DEAD shoot-to-kill prophecy. Think old town Jerusalem, circa MARK 13:14 meets 3 NEPHI.

Talk about Queen Elizabeth walking through the brick rumble in her high heels and fancy dress in 1944.

HONNEYMOON IN KENT

 "They like freaky freaky all night long."

Says my Chinatown guru in EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES who also role plays me in HONNEYMOON IN VEGAS.

That is after I dreamed that Jennifer Aniston and I decided to elope and have our marriage endowments performed at that little white chaple up in funky town; located right next/door to RICK STEVES EUROPE.

I mean come on, if the babe looks like a 27ish Sarah Jessica Parker, you would do the same crazy thing.

So what, she's already been married at least three or four times. And probably has been fucked by 100 guys. Not to mention she voted for that election loser Joe Biden.

Sometimes beggars can also be choosers. It wouldn't be the first time that some younger actress in Hollywood married an older billionaire just for his movie production money.

Politics makes strange bedfellows.

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PS HOWARD STERN: You got married two times because you are one of the two witnesses in REVELATION 11:11.

PS VINCE VAUGHN: The 2008 movie trailer for FOUR CHRISTMASSES is pretty much where we are at right now.

I know, the women in Hollywood are so dissapointing. Not to mention the "men".

R.I.P. JOE BIDEN ER ALL

 Stick a fork in it.

Really people, this is the entire program behind the Republican actor movie trailer for 1997's THE APOSTLE; shot down south in the crossroads of 1996.

The one where the little league Jew boy referee gets wacked upside the head with a baseball bat in 2020 for cheating his camera angles.

While the song sings, "I will not go quietly..."

Think FALLING DOWN meets THE KING OF CALIFORNIA in the [Orange County] year of our Lord in 2021.

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PS KEN KEISLER: Robert Duvall got so tired of waiting on the Jewish stiffs in Hollywood that he finally decided to write, direct, finance and star himself in THE APOSTLE.

Think Woody Allen meets Larry David.

RED ROCK WEST, 2020

"If I were you, I'd get a divorce."

For some reason, this little indie film had a huuge impact on me way back when I first saw it in 1994.

Co-starring the future yours truly Republican actor from Venice, California talking to myself in the upcoming physical transfiguration of America.

Think FACE OFF meets MASK 2.

Meanwhile, "People who only care about spirituality, will go to a place where there is no physical resemblance of joy." Jesus Christ, 1999.

Think I HATED HEAVEN meets HEAVEN CAN WAIT.

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PS LARRY DAVID: The First Lady wore a low-cut Italian trench coat that suggested she was wearing nothing underneith it in A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK. 

And you still voted for that old party pooper Joe Biden?

Dude, get a life, Covidism is so over; not to mention socialism.

THEY SHOOT HORSES, DON'T THEY?

 "Jesus!"

I was all set for the above 1969 movie trailer being about the close horse race in 2020.

But instead, 90% of the reality tv contestants looked and acted like today's typical Democrat Party losers in 2021 from Central Casting.

Talk about a 90% voter turn out in places like Cuba and America.

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PS WND: Utah's wildlife agents were counting big horn ram when they spotted that monolith last Wednesday. Which represents the traditional Jewish holidays shofar warning trumps.

Remember, this the same red rock region where PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP reversed Barack Obama's federal land grab fiat.

PS JOE BIDEN: If wishes were horses, what would you ask Santa Clause for Christmas this year?

PS JC: Ready for your big vaccine, scene 19, take 1, one shoot close up?

2020: A SPACE ODYSSEY

 They discovered that TRUMP TOWER monolith in the red rocks region of Lake Powell, Utah the day before the Sidney Powell press conference about a computer that tries to take over an American election.

The stainless steel thing standing alone in a steep canyon divide just down from Rt.211, over from Dirty Devil Creek. For the dirty election that the filthy Jews in the media are trying to sweep under the rug.

Just like they did with that dirty birth certificate of the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14.

The mormon cult state of Utah probably being the redist state in the union by half.

Not a lot swingers in Utah.

Mitt Romney being the Jack mormon exception that proves the rule. And he is from Michigan anyway, by way of Massachusetts.

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CULT FILM NOTES: They filmed the original dirty filthy PLANET OF THE APES prophecy in Utah's Lake Powell area. Co-starring the future President of the NRA.

PS MR PRESIDENT: There is a reason why the wild orange chanterelle mushrooms are going for around $45 a pound at SAFEWAY in Kent this rainy fall season. 

A bargain at any price is what I would say.

Oh yeah, THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME DEAL!!

[This offer only available in states where legal, approval on credit, certain covid restrictions apply.]

PS BEN STILLER: The future low budget movie trailer for THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING in 2021 is about guys like you barely escaping in your for hire [Harrison Ford] helicopters just in time for the first winter snows in Israel.

Oh well, you might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing these days.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Do you like the hard cock grind, or do you prefer the softer in-and-out chubby? Have it your way.

THE DOORS

 "The ceremony is about to begin..." THE DOORS, 1991, Oliver Stone directing.

Cue the screaming and wild chaos crowd shots.

This being the future rock star, shock jock sex-cult ceremony that will swear in God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant with his rightful hand placed upon an open Bible at ISAIAH 22:22.

Per my funky town cult movie templer scene in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, where my two wives are wearing Covid masks.

No wonder Wisconsin is the biggest manufacturer of doors in America.

Not to mention all of those beers and hot dog plants in WAYNE'S WORLD 2.

You can look it up on Google using 'mormon cult' and read the search results if you don't believe it.

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PS MILE CYRUS: The best birthday pajama parties usually don't start to happen until after midnight, PST.

PS HOLLYWOOD: They also manufacture a lot of paper-thin hollow two-panel doors in Georgia. 

Rhymes with whores.

AND THEN CAME 1980...

 "It's jealously, it's deceitfulness, it's vindictiveness... But I mean God, what can you expect when you're on top." BOOGIE NIGHTS, 1997.

Talk about revenge of the liberal Jewish nerds from New York, who have now taken over the formerly blond haired blue eyed California.

Starting years ago in Hollywood of course.

"Once the Jews work their way in, it's hard to get rid of them." Adolf Hitler, 1929

Oh yeah, "And the award for best newcomer goes to... Dirk Diggler!" Las Vegas 2020

Rhymes with Hitler.

No wonder Thanksgiving has been banned in Orange County this year; too white, too Christian, if you get my drift.

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PS JC: Nobody will be forcing you to get some code 19 vaccine shot in the ass up in funky town in 2021. 

And why not?

Because I AM is the new king of Edmonds, Washington; the new politically autonomous Monte Carlo of the wild wild northwest. Where whatever I say is law. Or at least is the next fad that rules.

Don't laugh, I may even open some London style "gentleman's club" in one of the town's closed down restaurants just to make a point. Kind of like the one that is located over from Relf Street in KING RALPH meets SPLITTING HEIRS.

Ken McLeod bartending? 

WHO IS THAT MASKED MAN?

 "Somebody stop me!"

Well obviously, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's heavy mask makeup is some kind of wonderful inspiration based upon the 1260 days prophecy in 1994 called THE MASK.

When everyone and his dog would be wearing a mask, while everybody is trying to kill him off in vain.

Talk about today's white christian never Trumpers taking the place of yesterday's hysterical antimormoms.

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PS SNOOP DOG: The upcoming violence and bloodshed in REVELATION 14:20 is going to make the 1960s MLK riots look like a picnic.

PS JC: Might be doing an up/date on *23* this week. We'll see, so many girlfriends, so little time.

CROSSING THE COUNTY LINE

 Nick Cage's Elvis figure has to leave King County, Washington and flee up to Snohomish County in order to escape the Covid mob's restrictions on his fun loving freedoms in WILD AT HEART meets TWIN PEAKS.

Kind of like THE KILLER had to cross the Mississippi county line in order to marry his 13 year-old cousin with big tits at some little 2bc.info endowment house wedding chapel.

The one where he sees Elvis Presley outside the store front office window at SUN RECORDS house of hit .45s.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Miley Cyrus is spitting out singles the size of a Tennessee watermelon about every two weeks on INSTAGRAM.

Oh well, "You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.

Hear tell they don't mask up that much in Twin Falls, Idaho.

Talk about no county for old men.

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PS ST PETER: How about a greasy spoon up on Hwy.99 just across the county line? I bet a lot of guys in North Seattle would drive that far for a juicy pink half pounder that hasn't been cooked to death. Think DICKS meets HASTY TASTY, circa 1967.

So what. Maybe you get the shits, maybe you don't. Think of it as a cheap drinks weekend vacation up to Canada, or maybe down to Mexico, where anything goes, either way. 

[Contrary to King County, most of the family owned Mexican restaurants have not gone bankrupt yet up in Snohomomish County.]

PS WOODY NORRIS: The other day Michael informed me that the best response to the latest breaking covid cases news should be "so what". I.e. you don't listen to me, I don't listen to you.

BOOGIE NIGHTS NOW

 "Feast on this." is one of the more mighty and strong lines in BOOGIE NIGHTS. Which is a DC 58 reference to Dracula's 10:00 pm night curfew on America's Thanksgiving Day feast in 2020.

Talk about 1968 style anti communist Americanism, not to mention the Jewish antichrist conspiracy to take over the world in all three of the Dr. Evil prophecies.

Whereas BOOGIE NIGHTS ends in some warehouse shipping facility in Kent, Washington, circa 2020.

Don't laugh, amazon.com also got its start by shipping out mail order books and VHS tapes in brown boxes.

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PS FOX: It only takes a few rotten apples to spoil the entire barrel.

Think CIDER HOUSE RULES meets THE BIG APPLE.

GREG'S TURKEY STUFFING. Slice into small pieces an entire loaf of whole wheat bread and let that sit out for a few days; until it becomes completely dried out and rock hard. Mix that into two boxes of your favorite stove top dressing with two big chopped Vidalia onions and a splash of sherry. Nothing worse than a stuffing that is too mushy after being in the oven for over six hours. 

THE STING

 "This time, they might get away with it."

There are so many different movie trailers and film-clip takes of THE STING on the www.bingo search wire that one can't tell which one was the original December 25, 1973 one.

Whatever, put me down for 500k on Trump to win the white horse prophecy race in 2020 by ten to one.

I know. I cheat. That's why I always win.

Take for example the tip I got last night at 12:51 am; in the form of a flash vision of old Joe in a black covert operation face mask, with some fed agency seal on the wall right behind his mug shot.

Cue the machine gun sound effects, and the screaming and yelling voices; also lots of sharp trumpet bursts and blasts in this scene.

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GREG'S SMOKED TURKEY: You need to use a slow cold smoke because the bird's meat is so thick and big. Fortunately, a lot of folks in the northwest have just that kind of a smokehouse set up for their more bland tasting steelhead trout and pink salmon. Goes well with any peated single malt scotch from the islands. 

Fuck you very much Governor Inslee.

PS KEN KEISLER: The noble protagonist with an inner conflict and a romantic subplot girlfriend problem in CRASH looks like you and I did back in 1996. 

Kind of like the plain talking look alike guy in BLUE JASMINE speaks for my cousin David Relf up in funky Kent, Washington.

STEALING THE PICTURE

 Would a guy at my age in 1996 ever want to play the role of yours truly trying to fuck some 19 year-old love child beauty in the STEALING BEAUTY movie trailer?

Do I still speak fluent Sienese with a sexy Americano expatriot billionaire accent?

Are the MISS USA beauty pageant judges going to give PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP a Mulligan in 2020?

Will Joe Biden even be alive by the end of this month; politically speaking?

Does the Pope look like an old Jewish rabbi from Poland?

"The Mormon church may have more cash money, but the Catholic church has a billion times more in real estate assets."  Anziano Relf, ROMA, 1973.

That said, cash is king these days; not to mention gold and silver rounds and squares.

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PS SPICE GIRLS: When the one door closes, the next two doors open. Always give your sister a backdoor way out.

PS PAUL GARRISON: Most speculative seed money contracts are not worth the paper that they are written on. Just ask Woody Norris. 

STEALING BEAUTY

"Every actress in Hollywood wants to be in this." Paraphrasing my 29ish looking filmmaker in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

Who uses his Donald Trump golf club to trash the mob's black limousine [afterwards] out in the parking lot. And then drives away with it in his topless German made BOXSTER.

Then we see him hiding out at some low rent pensione in downtown LA for Paris, France.

Where there are more white Covid 19 lab test rats than there are "people".

 Oh man, I could write and direct the update for this shit in my sleep.

The one where the beautiful 19 year-old virgin gets bitten by the code-19 bug and saved in the end by her knight on a white horse.

Meanwhile, all of those creepy old fuckers at RICK STEVES EUROPE are trying to get into her pants with all of their romantic expatriot Ernest Hemmingway novel quotations.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Lying awake in bed last night at 12:30 am, I suddenly had a flash vision of me taking a huuge [midnight ballets] dump in my bed pan, BUBBA HO-TEP style. Then at 12:34 am, Michael said, "Right now!"

PS FOX: The more you squirm and try to wiggle your way out of it, the deeper you sink into all of those quicksand scenes in every TARZAN elephant stampede movie ever made.

PS MILEY CYRUS: The world is pretty much your oyster now for the next 13 to 14 years. So be very careful about which movie roles you decide to play. Money isn't everything.

"And she'll have fun fun fun until her daddy takes the T-BIRD away." THE BEACH BOYS

"THE UGLY AMERICAN"

 "Never before has a motion picture captured with such realism the bursting furry of mobs beyond control!"

Dare I say.

Rush Limbaugh laid done the line Thursday with his breakdown on Lee Smith's piece about the abomination of desolation. Who hails from the same region where the above 1963 movie trailer was made.

A.k.a. the desolate [minority] peoples of the prince in DANIEL 9.

About half of who are as white as rice.

"Not everything that looks white is white." Jesus Christ, talking to me on the phone, back in 1999.

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THE BALCONY IS CLOSED

Going back to pre-covid 1996, Gene Siskel was not that impressed by my crazy performance artist blogger "...who likes to reenact celebrity car crashes." in his "twisted" art film postings about the 2020 relection crash in Detroit, etc.

Reminds me of the flash vision I had just last week of a sudden collision on the 167 Valley freeway in Kent, Washington. Yours truly sitting in the driver's seat with the pedal to the metal.

Hail Mary full of grace.

Chris Wood writing and directing?

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PS SCARJO: Hang in there my petite cabbage. I'll get around to Trump getting away with it in MATCH POINT before it's all over. Lucky me.

PS MR GOVERNOR: So I suppose that our big plans for a family get together nudist colony Bible camp event on next May Day are still up in the air?

No wonder even BOEING is thinking about closing its doors and getting out of funky town, while the getting is good.

Party pooper.

Stick in the mud.

Mother fucking asshole cocksucker.

PS KS: Since you have been such a good girl this year, Santa Moses has a big potatoe sack full of little white porclin skin babie dolls for you this Christmas. Take two if you fancy.

Hello Demi Moore, Sun Valley, Idaho.

"Sun Valley has the greatest powder snow in the world; like about every ten years." Mariel Hemmingway, 1986.

SISKEL AND EBERT DO CRASH

 "Oh come on, this is ridiculous" Gene Siskel

How stereotypical.

"Because it's too tough for them to take." Roger Ebert

The latter one sounding much like Newt Gingrich; the one on the left speaker sounding like an older look alike version of Jeff Zuckerberg.

Anyway, the more realistic blue ray trailer remake for this one is a lot more bloody looking, circa REVELATION 14:20.

For when today's blue state happening starts to crash big time in 2020.

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PS TODD HERMAN: Covidism is the fulfilment of the many warnings from the prophets among the lost tribes. Which speak about the "pit of captivity" that God has prepared for the wicked who worship the new 666 beast in REVELATION 15.

PS JENNIE: I know you fancy yourself as a collector of secret artworks that should appreciate 10,000% in value over the next few years. Wherefore, I AM is recommending David Lynch's new Covid 19 virus laboratory vial bed lamp piece with that big scary black plague Egyptian bug in a triangle.

Don't say I never did you any favors.

"I don't collect art, I collect land." Donald Trump on STERN in 1994.

CRASH MEANS CRASH

 "ALLIANCE RELEASING invites you to fasten your seatbelt." 

Because why?..

"It's something that we are all intimately involved in."

Whereas, the 666 election machine computer crash in Detroit confirms the LINCOLN [civil war] car crash omens in the 1996 French Canadian CRASH movie trailer.

Where the entire mature adult cast is around the age of the future physical transfiguration process. When only those votes that are actually physically cast in person get counted.

And I don't care if you have to get there on crutches or in a motorized wheel chair; or crawl into the booth on your hands and knees.

Fuck yeah, "You can still have fun even if you have a few wrinkles." Jane Fonda, 1999.

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PS VV: My latest updates on THE BREAKUP and WEDDING CRASHERS are now on deck. I'm just holding back and waiting for that perfect pitch to hit it out of the park.

PS MR PRESIDENT: The Fox Slew pretty much divides the Green Bay, Wisconsin metro region in half.

This being the dairy state that is also so famous for it's ashwood doors manufacturing industry. Right up there with North Carolina's furniture manufacturing history.

Lots of wood fencing materials come from those two states as well.

PS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: President for life of the five states of California? World's biggest trading partner with China? Not to mention the EU? Free mandatory Covid shots for everyone? Sounds like a sure winner to me.

JUST ANOTHER RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK

 It was raining cats and dogs again when the secret VOD numbers finally came out for A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK on Sunday.

As confirmed by the election mail fraud lawyers for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP suddenly getting seen everywhere on the city's secret cult news televison shows.

"And I'm the only one who knows about it." STARDUST MEMORIES meets COAST TO COAST midnight talk radio.

Not to mention the rather esoteric Todd Herman POD show out of northern Idaho.

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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You did a bad bad thing on Nevember 3rd, 2020 according to the EYES WIDE SHUT film trailer prophecy.

The one where you are in bed with some handsome secret state officer and a gentleman from the satanic 5-star PENTAGON shaped temple of the devil who is wearing a Covid mask.

Rhymes with covert.

Oh yeah, "She knows why we got divorced." Tom Cruise 

TARZANA THE APE MAN

 Like most all of the inspired white man TARZAN prophecies, the trumpeting 1932 movie trailer for this one ends with a Republican elephant stampede trampling to death tons of savage African Americans during the second sequel to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

There's even one where the Lamanite darkies seek revenge on the Nephite whities called TARZAN AND THE GREEN GODDESS, circa 1935. 

Featuring a cast of white German EU Nazis trying to steal Bernie Sanders' original green plans for 2020.

That goes, "The natives may look picturesque, but are deadly to the white man." 

Try getting that shit past today's Jewish censors in Hollywood.

Or try this one, "The wild elephant stampede at the pygmie village will thrill you forever!"

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: If you're still searching for an alternative reality to FOX NEWS er all. Another great news site that I check out everyday is www.wnd.com. Which is where I first found that revelation about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP appointing four pro-life judges to the Supreme Court; going back to late 2015 if memory serves.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: You were the dead [yellow] canary in the coal mine to me when you said that you didn't vote for Trump back in 16. Then I started to wise up to what was going on at DRUDGE and FOX. Took me long enough.

Oh well, I always have looked about ten years younger at heart for my age.

ALL IS NEVER FARE IN LOVE AND WAR

 My favorite music video ripoff of THE GAME OF LOVE is the one by Michelle Branch, featuring Satan himself on blues guitar; Elvis on drums; and all of those cool 1960s gas gusilling muscle cars.

That was just confirmed by Michelle Obama suddenly coming out of the dark shadows to declare that Joe Biden is the new president.

Oh well, at least old Joe was born in America, if nothing else.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Even the entire grass playing field was covered by a sea of white people in my Green Bay, Wisconsin PACKERS stadium vision. Seasoned to taste with a few spicey black faces of course.

"A dash of black pepper even makes the most bland cup of coffee taste good to the last drop." Martha Stewart, 1999. 

A WHOLE LOT OF FAK'N GOING ON

 Pero.

"We ain't fak'n... A whole lot of shak'n going on." sings my Elvis inpersonater in the STARPRESLEY video on YOUTUBE from 2020 Vegas that runs for 3:11 minutes.

Where he often played games with his live stage act lyrics, like saying "We're in Vegas!.. Whole lot of shaking going on."

The one where the undead Barack Obama zombie gets it in the end at the SHADDY REST hotel in BUBBA HO-TEP Texas.

Where even some of the whitest counties in the state have elected some no nonsense negro music gentleman sheriff, who knows how to take care of business.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: At exactly 12 midnight, I had a vision of you giving your 2020 victory speech at the packed stadium where THE GREEN BAY PACKERS play; located over from Howard, Wisconsin, and the Fox River. Then I woke up and remembered that I had just bought two packages of cheese at TARGET on Sunday.

Because they were on special for 1.99 each. [Read $2]

Plus, with a store off-brand name like GOOD & GATHER, how could I miss?

PS JR: Last night I dreamed that you girls were having fun riding the waves in Malibu. Pero, they weren't very big, and didn't last that long.

"Actually, the surfing at Malibu usually isn't that good." Mike Love, 1969.

PS MR GOVERNOR: Oh for God sakes, just drink your OJ and take your little white pills every morning and get over it. And leave the rest of us alone.

THE SEVENTH SEAL

 "They're making fools of themselves... he wants proof!.."

This is the maskless Sweden movie that inspired Woody Allen to get married again and start over with a new second term family.

Talk about the physical transfiguration.

Notwithstanding today's reborn black lives matter plague that has infected the heart and soul of America.

Note the dark 1957 film's emphasis on the color black; even though it's a black and white 16mm production.

Whereas, STARDUST MEMORIES had a darker look and feel to it than MANHATTAN.

And BROADWAY DANNY ROSE was a much more optimistic movie.

Oh yeah, "Polling shows that most people believe that 30,000,000 Americans have died from the covid plague..." Rush Limbaugh, 2020.

Not to mention Joe Biden being the next President.

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PS DRUDGE: Starting on December 1, 2020; your communist Jewish writer black listed status will be over. And I will be reading and commenting on every one of your daily NYT links that catches my fancy. 

Welcome to the club.

THE SWINGIN'-EST ELVIS

Elvis Pres/ley featured his prophetic swing state mail fraud song RETURN TO SENDER in the same state that produced Barack Obama's fake birth certificate on the front page of THE NEW YORK TIMES.

And even to this day, the press is claiming that Joe Biden is the legitimate President elect of America without any real certificate to prove it.

That stated: note the three red bikinis shot in the 1962 movie GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS meets ITS A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.

Whatever.

"It's a storm of entertainment that brings down the house!" says the trailer.

So was Elvis Jewish?.. Is the pope Catholic?.. Is yours truly the great great great grandson of Jesus Christ? Formerly from Kent, England, via Jerusalem.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: Hope you're into the switch as much as I AM. Two girls for every boy, yada yada.

"I know you are, but what am I?" Pee Wee Herman talking smack to Bruce Troxell in PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.

FILM QUOTES: "You're arresting my driver for mail fraud?" Asks the incredulous Woody Allen art film director in STARDUST MEMORIES meets THE SEVENTH SEAL. The one about today's black plague Covidism rip off.

Plus, the driver wasn't wearing a mask. Which is enough to get pulled over by the police in some states theses days.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You were born in Hawaii. The above Elvis movie is all about tuna fishing in Hawaii. WILD AT HEART's homage to the King takes place in Big Tuna, Texas. Dr Evil is the largest land owner in Texas and the richest man in Kent, Washington. 

I like to fuck. You like to get fucked.

Talk about a match made in heaven.

PS LINDSAY LOHAN: Daddy knows best what his little girl likes in TWIN PEAKS. All is well that ends well. You can do no wrong in my little REVELATION 10 book. You had me at age 16. 

Saddy, Charlize Theron's mother shot her own daddy with a .22 long rifle for the same thing. Meanwhile, she was also fucking one of their hired farm hand teenager negro slaves.

Think STAR MAPS meets STAR MAPS meets STAR MAPS...

RETURN TO SENDER

 "Return to sender... address unknown... no such number... no such zone." 

Go the lyrics to the iconic Elvis Presley .45 record prophecy about the mail-in ballet fraud election of 2020.

The bulk of which is going to be sent back unread by the new Supreme Court makeup.

No wonder the girls are going so crazy for me these days.

Hell, even the phoned in vote count for AMERICAN IDOL had more intergrety to it than this prime time reality tv shit.

"One of our biggest challenges right now is how to create a returns policy at our fulfilment plant in Kent that is satisfactory to both parties." Dr Evil, 2003.

"Oh fuck off for Christ's sake!" Elton John at LAX on TMZ, 2008

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