Tuesday, March 5, 2019

THE SECRET STARBUCKS

I ordered a Grande Pike at the Crossroads STARBUCKS on Tuesday, because the CHASE ATM across the street at St. James square was all out of cash. Leaving yours truly with the only option of getting a refill top off for 55 cents on my usual tall 12 ouncer.
Then back at the nut house trailer for DON JUAN DE MARCO, circa 2019, I read that Ariana Grande herself is now fronting for some new 16oz cloudmakerpictures.com marketing project.
In confirmation of Reese Whitherspoon being the new virgin baptism girl face for BED BATH AND BEYOND.
Now then.
When I walked back into the Crossroads STARBUCKS Tuesday afternoon to use the John; fuck me in the pussy Jesus!!
There was a guy standing right there in front of me; who had the exact same old Nazi haircut that Sean Penn is sporting in David's final 10th episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM; season 10.
Check out the location's security cameras replay footage if you don't believe it.
"It is what it is." Rush Limbaugh.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

CAFE SOCIETY NOTES: That deadly twister killed all of those good white trash christian folks near Society, Alabama; because they are the kind of low society people who still hate America's dry mormon PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Hey, shit happens for a reason.
PS BILL MURRAY: That dark gray skinned Republican Party elephant sat down on that black skinned Indian, crushing his shit-for-brains out, because he was sooo tired of getting a non stop political whipping from the Democrat Party for the past two years.

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