Sunday, March 31, 2019

THE SECRET GRAIL

No coincidence that the sudden explosion of vampire blood rite pictures happened at the same time that the Holy Trail fad was experiencing a major new wave in the UK.
Which would explain why so many of these blood cult movies during the period were made to be a warning about the rise of Mormonism throughout all of the West.
A trend which continued well into the 70s and 80s in the form of such spoofs as SPINAL TAP and EATING RAOUL.
Wherein we see the inevitable friuts from the above cult/ure in the first Rob Reiner trailer.
Who to this day, is still warning us about those two pink torpedoes from the Reagan era; i.e. Trump and Putin.
Since the earlier hard rock, heavy metal phenom, was all about British white guys wearing skin tight pants.

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PS RR: "There is a fine line between being stupid and clever." Says the aging rock star wearing Scottish tartan in SPINAL TAP.

THE SECRET VEIL

When Sordi opens his satanic temple veil in BLOOD BATH, we see the Emma Watson woman in REVELATION 17; for whom the bell tolls.
As he tells her, "...no more betrayals" or doubts.
That we see her again when Ken/dall Jenner is caught in a fishing net at the end.
In confirmation of her feeding her REVELATION 13:1 sister seagulls those French fries on Edmonds' fishing pier during Paris Fashion Week.

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PS BT: Seems every time I sit down at a STARBUCKS these days in Edmonds, I meet some wealthy, retired and bored old couple. Whose days are numbered, and they know it.
Who have also lived long enough to see how drastically the times are a changing for the worse.
And who would probably put up a few big ones for your next G Rated family values movie; just for the shits and giggles.
Of course, I always write down your cloudmakerpictures.com site on a scrap of paper and nonchalantly hand it to them.
As I get up and excuse myself because I AM is obviously a very important person who has to get back to work.

Saturday, March 30, 2019

THE SECRET SOMETHING

"...it lacks something." says the future Ken Keisler look atype in the beatnick cafe scenes that open BLOOD BATH.
Who himself is now importing [smuggling] Russian made art framing materials into America in his far out San Francisco scene; last I heard.
When in the time frame of the 1964 film, so called "dead red nudes" were all the rage.
In other words, when the red states of America would replace the Russian red scare of the 1960s.
And suddenly from out of nowhere, Putin becomes this big time, behind the scenes, Reaganite supporter.
And the mad artists in Manhattan long for the nostalgic days when Joseph McCarthy and Edger Hoover were all the rage.

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THE SECRET TRUMP

"All ye inhabitants of the world, and [swamp] dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye." ISAIAH 18:3

Today's BRANCH DAVIDIAN trumpet warnings of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP play throughout the entire 1964 BLOOD BATH picture.
As we see Katie C/our/ic finally turn herself into a true crime, real news, investigative reporter; in order to find out what really happened to Kendall Jenner's sister; of Malibu Beach fame.
But Katie gets caught by the crazy 1960s politics artist when she takes a ride on the deadly WHITE HORSE PROPHECY carousel.
Then in the end, we see the white flour pasted victims of their parents who have blood on their hands.

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Friday, March 29, 2019

THE SECRET DEAL

Pretty sure I just found what the doctor ordered for Jim Carrey's up and coming born again movie career cure during the never-ending era of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
After the wicked, who had tread upon the rightious for 42 months, had to die in order to suffer the therapeutic slings and arrows of the devil 24/7.
It's called BLOOD BATH. And you better thank Jesus that it only runs for a short 69 minutes or so; depending on which cut.
Which was one of those inspired 1960s Roger Cor/man movies produced by a revolving door of writers, directors and actors on a never ending protracted production schedule.
Wherein the obsessed antihero artist ends up getting involved in a cheesy murder mystery movie that turns into some brilliant vampire film about the upcoming physical transfiguration.

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VIEWER NOTES: Be sure to read the wiki page background history of BLOOD BATH before watching it.
Wouldn't hurt either to see it's [Russian conspiracy] companion piece entitled QUEEN OF BLOOD.
Or at least see the movie trailer's commander character who looks exactly like Adam Shiff.

THE SECRET WEDDING

ANDY WARHOL'S DRUCULA makes even better use of the future Adam Shiff look alike sidekick.
Since the strange looking bug-eyed character acts like he is in charge of everything in the sequel.
Plus, he has a more appropriate looking shot hair cut.
While he cons the daughters of Israel with his lies about having only their best interests at heart.
But behind the scenes he is scheming to suck the blood out of them for his own secret reasons.

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PS SANDY: If you are still interested, we can finally shoot your long lost screenplay about always being too late to the ten virgins wedding prophecy; entitled, EXACTLY 3:30.
Just ask the Trox. Good things come to those who wait.
PS MIKE MYERS: I'm now in a position to get AP:4 dune for you. If you are still up for it.
Think THE FAT SPY meets THUNDERBALL.
"Guaranteed signed night and day service..." delivery. Dr. Evil, Seattle, 2019

Thursday, March 28, 2019

THE SECRET BENCH

I finished watching 1973's ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN in the wee hours of Thursday.
Which was quickly interpreted for me by God when the day's secret meaning news report rolled out later about Dr. Frankenstein's bug-eyed look alike sidekick just being asked to resign; namely Adam Schiff.
Per those two horror movie spoof trailers for; THE ADAMS FAMILY, and ADAMS FAMILY VALUES.
And then for another two witnesses thing on the same day.
Those two mad scientists from Italy and China published their latest successful [video movie recorded] experiments on re-attaching the severed heads of rats and dogs.

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THE SECRET DRIVER

I asked the bus driver Wednesday afternoon how many times a day do people tell him that he looks like the actor Bruce Willis.
He just smiled and said he gets it sometimes.
Especially from his side view prophile shot I replied; "You're a real dead ringer."
So I said, "Thanks Bruce!" when I hopped off at 80th and 196th.
Later, I read that I was on the Edmonds ferry beach bus at the exact same time that the action hero bus driver threw it into reverse on Sand Point Way in Seattle at about 4:05 pm.
Backing up it fast to 125th, with a gun shot wound, in order to avoid some crazy shooter with a blazing pistol in each hand.
In Divine confirmation of Bruce Troxell's new movie poster for CHASED at www.cloudmakerpictures.com.
The number 125 being a long time Indian medicine wheel number associated with the co-star bus driver in SPEED, Sandra Bullock.

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PS PARIS: After I saw a '...217' license plate on a silver car at a certain time in space Wednesday; there was an aging pink pickup parked by all those memorial benches for the dead along Edmonds' sand and gravel beach. Right where I saw that A-bomb fishing vessel anchored off shore.
And yes, I really did see a PRIUS sporting personalized 'WOLFEN' plates at the village round waters of life fountain on Wednesday afternoon.
Check out the 1981 movie trailer of the same name.
And while I'm at it. An amazingly sexy Kendall Jenner in skin tight leggings was feeding [SPUD'S FISH&CHIPS] French fries to the seagulls on the Edmonds fishing pier during Paris Fashion Week. When I had a flash vision of crowds of panicked people running off the dock.
As if they were being chased by something, or someone.

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

THE SECRET PLAYER

Jim Carrey's latest eating crow painting was inspired by the black crow feathers on my 1974 vampire costume in Andy Warhol's BLOOD FOR DRACULA in 2020 prophecy.
When yours truly is complaining about the impure food and fare of Babylon.
Which represents the impurity of the non virgin daughters of Zion in 2NEPHI 8 and ISAIAH 4:1.
Then by some miracle from God.
His production assistant finds him a half loaf of blood soaked bread lying in the street [for 3+ days] that contains all of the virgin nutrients needed to sustain life everlasting.
Ergo, at the old run down Italian mansion; only half of the royal daughters of Israel are virgins.

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THE SECRET CARNIVAL

Jim Carrey's latest eating crow painting was inspired by the "CROW" sign in the background at the two witnesses drinking fountain in 1962's CARNIVAL OF SOULS.
Where the undead woman is shocked by the secret government report that exonerates PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Not to mention the bigger picture of the surprisingly shocking advent of the two witnesses themselves.
Hence the doctor's two gentile tobacco pipes of Judah and Ephraim sitting on his desk.
Filmed at Salt Lake City's city hall; where the rainbow flag of sodom and Egypt now flies proundly side by side with the USA flag.
And the mayor herself is an unrepentant lesbian she devil.
And at the end of the story, the tow truck guy who winches the dead kids car out of the muddy 1290 days river is named Walt.
Even the same Canadian [Walter] whose revelations from God are on record at 2bc.info .
Where we see the devil's [Danite] snake stick that comes full circle from the penis 'organ' stick in the opening act.

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FLASH NOTES: Two nights ago I had a flash vision of a large commercial international fishing vessel anchored next to the Kingston ferry dock in Edmonds. So I went down there the next day to have a closer look. And discovered that my vision was about the same boat that has smuggled an A-bomb or two into America.
PS FBI: The above vessel was at least 150' long; white in color; with a fair amount of rust on the side; but overall in good seaworthy condition.

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

THE SECRET EMPIRE

That light skinned black EMPIRE acter of sodom and Egypt got away with it because the negro AG woman's surname is Foxx.
See the original 1968 look alike trailer for today's PLANET OF THE APES politics.
Wherein God calls the half Jewish abomination of desolation homosexual negro a sneaky 'fox' in his revelations to his prophets among the lost tribes of Israel in southern Utah, circa D&C 133:26 etc.
Wherefore, all roads lead to the above prince of darkness in MARK 13:14.
Who was the original dark force behind today's Jewish Republican Robert Mueller fiasco.
Therefore, the rockets started flying left and right in longitude 35 Israel at the tail end of winter time in 2019.

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PLAYBOY NOTES: The vast majority of the naked bunnies in PLAYBOY were white girls.
Hence the magazine's huuge popularity among black male christian readers in the 1970s to the 1990s.

THE SECRET TEMPLE

Hugh Hefner was inspired by Jesus to buy the PLAYBOY MANSION in the same year that I married my ex wife French teacher.
Because it was a look alike representation of all those stone vampire castle temples in HAMMER FILMS' various mormon temple rites warnings.
Wherein the vampire bite marks on the young virgin girls' necks were sometimes called "The seal of Dracula".
Not knowing then, that by the year 2020, the blood cleansing rites of the undead would be born again in Salem, Utah.
Hence, the CARNIVAL OF SOULS prophecy came out around this same period.
And just this week it is becoming quite clear that the Mueller investigation was just a modern day version of the hysterical Salem whitch hunts.
Ergo, Protestant Massachusetts votes Democrat.
Mormon Utah votes Republican.

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1960 NOTES: Those sealed locks fall off of the vampiress' [Lebanon] cedar coffin in winter time at the end of BRIDES OF DRACULA. Per the film's running 1290 days DANIEL 9-12 warnings.
The "mother" who raised the beast in the above 1960 horro film is supposed to be the "MOTHER OF WHORES" in REV.17.
Whereas, many are now calling for an investigation into the abomination of desolation's fake birth certificate Bible prophecy in MARK 13:14. Which the DOJFBICIA had been hiding during his entire two terms in office.

Monday, March 25, 2019

THE SECRET STUFF

Now that Larry David has ripped off my ideas for a movie based on BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF...
In confirmation of crazy Bob's fake news report about Putin prefering the Reaganite Trump over the Obamaite Clinton back in 16.
And now that I have lost almost 30lbs since my beloved late mother died in Bonney Lake, Washington.
I'm feeling pretty OK with recommending that everybody see my own private calling in life prophecy called THE FAT SPY.
Which you will find on virtually every media critic's list of the worst 50 movies ever made.
Hence, "Virtually 100% of today's film critics are liberals." Michael Medved; author of HOLLYWOOD VS. AMERICA.
PS COAST TO COAST AM: Medved is a huuge believer in the 42 months Big Foot happening in REV.11.

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PS JIM CARREY: More comedy, less drama.
Stick with what you are good at.

THE SECRET NAME

The maiden name of my [French teacher] polygamist vampire fiance in BRIDES OF DRACULA is Daniel.
Whereas every HAMMER vampire film made in England was a Joseph Smith allegory warning.
Wherefore, my newer readers should probably watch the original 125 minute cut.
That features yours truly living at Sienna Miller's old whole wheat bread flour mill.
In order that our children are not born with various emotional behavior problems "of the mind" etc.
The ending's windmill location being a latter-day prophecy about the days when climate change will be blamed on cars. 
And not the people who are driving them.

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PS CARREY: You better worry more about Roseanne Barr, and less about William Barr.
COAST TO COAST LISTENER NOTES: Lizzie Borden got extreme food poisoning just before she hacked her parents to death.
For a sign from God about people being born with behavioral problems because their parents were only eating the "food and fare of Babylon". In fact, her own biological father had gone out for breakfast and came back home, before she chopped him up also.
Hence, people who live on the food and fare of Babylon "...have blood on their hands."
According to the revealed word at 2bc.info.

Sunday, March 24, 2019

THE SECRET NUMBER

God's spiritually marred [paintings] servant Jim Carrey was born in 62 in order that we might understand more fully the 62nd week cut off happening in DANIEL 9.
Per my dream today at high noon, that showed how none of my two other beautiful wives with herpes can be cured, until he too is cured first.
That said, I have always believed that the vampiric blood rites would change everything; but not quite that quickly.

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NEXT UP NOTES: I just found a heavily redacted 1:08:50 minutes cut of BRIDES OF DRACULA; that was scaled down for a late night tv movie, allowing around 30 minutes for LUCKY STRIKE cigarettes and CAMPBELL soup commercials.
Since the prophetic HAMMER picture takes place after my own beloved late mother dies in Bonney Lake, Washington.
Naturally, I'm now very interested in just cutting to the chase and finding out what happens next.


Saturday, March 23, 2019

THE SECRET CUT

After my physically transfigured Count gets his limbs cut off in BLOOD FOR DRACULA, his soul leaves the BODY OF CHRIST antihero and enters into the [born again] one mighty and strong.
Who then closes the doors behind him in ISAIAH 22:22, and walks away with his new wise virgin dream girl bride.
Who looks like a younger 16ish virgin version of Cara Delevigne.
Or even a way more younger typcasting of Charlize Theron.

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WALKABOUT NOTES: Sitting on one of those memorial benches of the dead in Edmonds Saturday afternoon, the most amazing Ken McLeod look alike walked by me.
Thinking that he must have been some FFing sign from God, I immediately looked round about me for any corroborating evidence of it.
Seeing nothing much to speak of; other than some temporary sign on a saw horse right next to me that said, "NEW BENCH COMING SOON" donated by the friends of Edmonds City.

THE SECRET COMBINATION

Last Monday at 3:29 am I had a flash vision of Puget Sound's Kingston ferry channel being completely covered over by huuuge melting chunks of snow white icebergs.
In reference to the melting ice flow in D&C 133:26 that is being caused by a combination of abortion, homosexuality and capitalist socialism.
And not so much by the lesser issues of overpowered airplanes, automobiles and lesbianism.
Right at the time when yet another Biblical REVELATION 12 flood is happening in the northern regions of America; which is threatening the LDS church of the Lamb.
That is now struggling to keep it's wits in the midst of today's Sodom and Egypt onslaught during the final 42 months of the two witnesses prophecy in REVELATION 11 and DANIEL 9.
When the pridefull DNC would become the queer party, and the faint hearted GOP would become the fear party.

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Friday, March 22, 2019

THE SECRET COUNT

Turns out that 1974's BLOOD FOR DRACULA was an Andy Warhol prophecy about yours truly getting rescued from his fate when the wise virgin gets it in CRASH meets CRASH.
During a time when he would be wasting away in some upstairs boarding room in 2019; while waiting to meet his new 4 wise virgin wives.
Looking like he was just out of the hair and makeup trailer; posing as an older actor not a day over 50.

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Thursday, March 21, 2019

THE SECRET ANTICHRIST

The antihero vampire in THE RETURN OF DRACULA causes the blind to see, and the dead to rise up from their graves and find eternal life.
Via his unorthodox blood rites that are commonly associated with mormon polygamist templre cultist.
In other words, anyone who is not a mainline religion member of the mainline party politics in DC.
Whereas Mr.Anderson is a never Trumper Republican sucker, and Mr.Simpson is a never Trumper Democrat sucker.
Hence, the prophetic blazing trumpets of warning in every vampire movie ever made during the cold war era prequels to the final three woes solutions happening during WWIII.
For example, David Letterman was just on America's own Jewish Hellenic lesbian talk show.
Looking like Moses and sounding exactly like George Bush meets Howard Schultz.

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PS: I just received a new copy of my birth certificate that was processed on the same anniversary date of my late father's death certificate in Federal Way, Washington.
PS CHAD: The new direct SWIFT express bus line service between Lynnwood and Bothell starts at noon on March 24; estimated 10 minutes ride time.

THE SECRET PLANET HOLLYWOOD

The short version of THE RETURN OF DRACULA's born again 666 antichrist in REVELATION 13 runs 1:17 minutes.
In Divine confirmation of today's new Hollywood painter sensation Jim Carrey.
Who was born on 1.17 in 62. For the 1958 cloudmakerpictures.com's running '62' Jesus train theme.
Which arrives early like some surprise theif in the night.
Ergo, the vampire's painting of his Greek toga party goddess in a coffin looks just like a Jim Carrey overnight oil painting.
For when the time would come that there would be a Hellenic Jew in the Greek WHITEHOUSE.
As in every Hollywood movie trailer ever made where the Greeks are a pack of blond womanizing jerks from Orange County, California who hate the Jews, queers, and niggers.
[ANIMAL HOUSE takes place in 62.]
"You shall rise reborn in me." says the 67 year-old acter, who doesn't look a day older than 55; 57 tops.
When he tells his Biblical wife Rachael to throw away her apostate church lady cross and join up with his mormon temple polygamist blood cleansing cult.
Meanwhile, Seattle's Dr.Evil is still hosting his latest futurist 666 MARS convention down in Palm Springs this week.
Where the entire city council and mayor are as queer as a worthless paper $3 bill.
And George Bush himself just got his first hole in one on the 12th, at the WARRIOR OPEN in Dallas, Texas.
Happening at some TRUMP INC style golf club called TRINITY FOREST.
Probably wouldn't hurt to take another quick look at both of those 1980s CADDYSHACK movie trailer prophecies about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP having a second term sequel happening.

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MTV HISTORY NOTES: The cartoonish Mr Anderson moron in BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD was modeled after the white male christian Republican Party icon John McCain; set in Dallas, Texas of course.
Think Steven Fresh meets up with the late Ken Kemp through the veil.
ART FILM NOTES: Andy Warhol was also a painter and a graphic design sketch artist.
Whose forever young WOODSTOCK era film BLOOD FOR DRACULA probably deserves another look see.



Wednesday, March 20, 2019

THE SECRET VAMPIRE HAPPENING

Looking for more HAMMER vampire trailers last night, I found a free 1958 vampire movie on YOUTUBE called THE RETURN OF DRACULA.
So I watched the shorter 1:17 minutes version about a vampire painter from Transylvania who looks like a handsome 55ish Jim Carrey with a haircut.
Who plays an illegal immigrant who makes oil paintings of his victims before he sinks his teeth into them.
But eventually he falls into God's prepared [post 42 months] pit of captivity inside of the RELIEF MINE of Israel cited at 2bc.info; a.k.a. the "dream nine".
Meanwhile, the undead antihero gets around in a white cloud in order to be invisible to today's ICE agents who are trying to catch him.
In confirmation of Jim Carrey's new oil painting of George Conway's look alike character who plays the pastor in THE RETURN OF DRACULA.

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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

THE SECRET RITES

Last night I had yet another strange string of sequel dreams about my wife Mrs. Gregory Relf.
Who was preferring to hang out with the 5'4" Irish leprechaun Catholic actor Tom Cruise; rather than her own private Providence, Rhode Island husband.
While on the last three days of her time off vacation period.
Therefore, I checked out the various 1999 movie trailers for EYES WIDE SHUT.
Deciding as usual to just cut to the chase and watch the longest one.
Wherein my other older tall blond wife, who also is into little Irish Catholic men; gets it in the end.
Wherefore, Stanley Kubrick had to suddenly die in the night before his secret combinations prophecy about the corrupted deep state came out in movie theaters.
See every British HAMMER brand movie trailer ever made.
Where PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is some kind of a blood sucking vampire who will never die.
And his beautiful and forever young undead wife comes from eastern Europe.

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THE SECRET EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT

Canadian French Catholic Buddhist Jim Carrey previewed his latest portrait of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP via TWITTER on Saint Patrick's Day.
That depicts God's marred servant sidekick in LEPRECHAUN 4 sporting a flaming halo hair job from outerspace; as he crashes towards the earth like a fiery meteorite.
For a surprise art galley breakin theif during the middle of the night thing in DANIEL 9 meets REVELATION 11.
Exactly per my visionary dream of a huge 3rd fire ball crashing down on top of the FOX TOWER in Century City back in the 90s.
And then Bruce Willis and I just walk in through the front doors, like we own the place, and take the elevator up to their top floor suites.

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PS JIM CARREY: Not so sure about this one. We'll probably have to run it by the Trox personally.
He may go for it. As long as there is no language, nudity, or excessive violence in the script.

Monday, March 18, 2019

THE SECRET POSTER

The same director who made PULP FICTION and JACKIE BROWN just released his new physical transfiguration movie poster for ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
CUT TO: Every aging A List actress in Hollywood who wants to look that good again in my next www.cloudmakerpictures.com production.
Talk about having the pick of the litter.
Whatever.
They made so many movie theater trailers full of good looking hot young acters for the above two films, that I decided to just watch the longest running ones.
Which features that 29ish Jerry Seignfeld look alike shooter in the first one, who shouts, "Die you motherfucker!"

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Sunday, March 17, 2019

THE SECRET TWO WITNESSES

Both of Utah's gay ass LDS Senators Lee and Romney voted against the 70 weeks prophecy to build a temple wall in DANIEL 9.
Per that deadly twister prequel in Lee County, AL.
That is designed to seperate the negros from the niggers, among other things.
Both of whom still believe that the sons of Ham can hold the higher preisthood. Contrary to the revealed word of God at 2bc.info that just repeats His word, yet again, in THE PEARL OF GREAT PRICE.
Hey.
You keep badgering Him about something that is obviously wrong.
He eventually loses His patience and turns you over to the buffetings of Satan in the flesh.

For a shining example of this eternal principle, watch the bloody movie trailer for THE SHINING.
Which was the inspiration behind the old school 1920s stylings in BARTON FINK.

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THE SECRET SEQUELS

All 6 of the secret 1990s LEPRECHAUN movies are latter-day saint style [ZERO EFFECT] movie trailer prophecies.
Ergo, that sainted halo on PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP at the 91st OSCARS has to be some kind of a secret St. Patrick's Day prelude.
For example, in LEPRECHAUN 4, the computerized Dr.Evil figure is into space station rockets. For a follow up to the little green marred servant saint beating up that East Indian pawn shop owner in the 3rd 2020 Las Vegas sequel; co-starring Conan O'Brien and Sienna Miller for starters.
Whose little shop of horrors is chock full of old used 1990s PC computers using MICROSFT WINDOWS .5
And the second sequel takes place in Hollywood.
Wherein the entire LA metro region is pretty much completely possessed by the demonic liars and cheaters at the synagog of Satan in REVELATION 3.
For example, "The people who voted for Barack Obama were not necessarily evil." Ben Shapiro, KTTH, 770 AM, Seattle; Jesus Christ denier and fake news birth certificate believer.
And the last two sequels also happen there in the hood.
Where even 99.9% of the legal negro citizen voters vote Democrat.

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Saturday, March 16, 2019

THE SECRET PREQUEL

ALTERNATIVE NATION's 1992 trailer for the prelude to TWIN PEAKS has the best shots of that Greek Hellenic Jew white house location in Everett, Washington; just north of Lynnwood.
Where we see Laura's dead body, slowly but surely, floating down the river at Fall City; just down from Kit Winn's Unibomber love shack up Rt.23; secretly located in the woods somewhere south of the legendary Drunken Charlie Lake beaver dams network.
Sadly, now the area has devolved into a place full of Indian casinos filled with out of state Asian realestate speculators. Who wouldn't know the end of a fly rod from their own butt holes.

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BYU FILM SCHOOL NOTES: In the above 1260 days period prequel movie trailer, that is non other than Gordon B Hinckley himself, role playing the president of today's desecrated LDS Greek temples; circa 1992.
As just confirmed by both of Utah's two Republican Senators voting against God's chosen BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant.

THE SECRET JEW

1991's BARTON FINK movie trailer is one of the better 'wounded head' allegories that ever played out before the two witnesses' special purpose 1260 days happening.
Wherein yours truly becomes the new triple threat writer, director, actor motherfucker in all of Hollywood, circa 2020.
Complete with REVELATION 9 blood sucking AIDS stinger one sheet on my forehead's cutting line.
Whose dumpy old hotel room looked exactly like my own turn of the century upstairs student apartment in Provo, Utah during the 80s.
And my landlord Nyle Smith looked a lot like John Goodman at the time; artistically speaking.
Who was gracious enough to give me my first APRENTICE gig in a low budget indie film entrepreneur production.

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PS SIENNA: Note the burnt orange color scheme on the above 1991 movie poster art.
No coincidence that the physically transfigured James Gunn was rehired to direct GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 3 at the same time that that crazy MAD MAX guy gunned down all of those foolish virgin lambs in Christchurch, New Zealand.
Who had been originally fired from the gig just because of some old PC school postings that he did on Natalie Merchant's ancient 1990s MICROSOFT WINDOWS web site.

Friday, March 15, 2019

THE SECRET SYNOPSIS

According to the prophetic outline in REVELATION 13, the first 666 beast gets a fatal head wound.
However, his head becomes miraculously healed with the rebirth of FDR's new federal deal, the federal 1964 CIVIL RIGHTS ACT, and the federal GREAT SOCIETY, yada yada.
Oh yeah.
At least 40% of today's modern high shift German language is a phonetic dialect of Hebrew.
See every 666 allegory ever produced by the Hollywood Jews, wherein the antihero has a big field dressing bandage on his head.
In confirmation of Bernie Sander's new [Berlin, Vermont] style 7-stiches bandage on his own head.
[The new beast rises up from the sands of lost Israel in REV.13:1.]
For example. This is how THE BIG LEBOWSKI opens. For an homage to the wounded head scar on my own forebead.
Or see every WWII movie trailer ever made where the GIs are running around with bandages on their heads.

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THE SECRET CHURCH OF THE LAMB

I had just read ISAIAH 13 when I read that 50 innocent lambs were slaughtered in Christchurch, New Zealand. By some while male christian dudes who were consummed by the zeal and passion of Christ.
Whereas New Zealville is one of the globe's most miraculous 50/50 ten virgins landmarks in the world.
Where some of the finest virgin wool comes from; due to it's 1951 economic boom during the Korean War prelude to WWIII.
Naturally, the MAD MAX killers were from Mel Gibson's Australia.
As a part of Jesus' miraculous publicity for Gibson's second coming sequel.
For example, I was sitting outside of STARBUCKS Wednesday afternoon down in the Edmonds village square. When a tall slim 33ish beardless Jesus Christ look alike walked by my sidewalk cafe table carrying a hammer.
Normally, I wouldn't have given it a second thought.
However, he did it two times.
And the only reason why I was down there in the first place. Was because I had a flash vision the night before of reaching into my plaid shirt pocket for a buck two fifty in Lynnwood, Washington bus fare.
That's 5 bucks total round trip if you add it up.

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PS BRUCE: I noticed where you got the title for your movie CHASED when I read ISAIAH 13:14.
Which will shortly become the inspiration and motivation behind Sandra Bullock er all investing $3,000,000 of their own money in our next amazon.com picture at cloudmakerpictures.com

Thursday, March 14, 2019

THE SECRET SEQUEL

Guys like Mitt Romney and Beto O'Rourke are never going to see it coming until it's too late, circa MATTHEW 25.
When the second election of God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN in 2020 will represent the sequel to Jesus Christ's second coming twitter happenings in the middle of the night.
As prophetically portrayed in Martin Scorsese's variously inspired "double play" production AFTER HOURS mala noche type movie trailers.
"Jesus Christ always used repetition in his teachings..." Woody Norris, 1969, North Seattle Stake fireside talk.
Don't laugh, even Mel Gibson is currently working on a sequel to THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST.

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THE SECRET ACTOR

All of Hal Wallis' prophetic Elvis pictures were meant to be fully understood when the temple wall would be built again in DANIEL 9's 70 weeks scenario; circa 2020 VIVA LAS VEGAS meets KISSIN' COUSINS.
The latter being shot in the Smokey Mountain regions of America that vote 90% male white christian.
Featuring the twin southern King with a rare blond Donald Trump shampoo hair job, circa WWIII.
Ergo, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will get all 722 miles of his wall plan fully financed by the cut off date of May 9, 2020.
And then he will send the bill to pay for it all, one way or the other, down Mexico way.
"I'm a huge believer in borrowing money to make things happen." Donald Trump, THE APPRENTICE.

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PS ETHEN AND JOEL: In a strange dream last night. I got so tired of Joel slowly going back and forth 8 times. While trying to position GG's huuge white [limo size] 1990 DEVILLE straight in the middle of the parking lot lines at the 5th Ave movie theater parking lot in North Seattle.
So I got impatient and just opened the passenger side door; whereupon I immediately found a 1998 half dollar coin lying right there on the ground.
Watch your 8th movie trailer that came out in 1998 if you think I'm lying.

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

THE SECRET SCENE

That 5.5 happened near Volcano, Hawaii at 10:55 London time in confirmation of the Mt. St. Helens volcano prophecy about Jesus' second crucifixion happening in today's Greek Helenic Jewish occupation of the New Jeruslem in the BM.
Located just over from Rt.506 and my exwife's Rt.504 birth date in Lewis County; east of Castle Rock; west of Joseph Smith's historic Council Bluff landmark; near the Mississippi River's Steamboat Mountain Peak signalism.
Also located due north if Mel Gibson's secret love shack hideout in the woods outside of Battle Ground; down from Swift Dam.

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SECRET ELIVS NOTES: The King became a secret dry mormon polygamist sensation after he filmed one of his better Hawaiian movies at the LDS Polynesian Center location.
Where they gave him a special honorary signed copy of THE BOOK OF MORMON.
Now on display at some LDS museum in SLC, UT.
Probably that same one wherein his character is prophetically named after my nephew Chad Harkom in his post WWIII missionary movie trailer for BLUE HAWAII.

THE SECRET LOCATION

Today's location of the two witnesses prophecy is one of the best kept secrets in the world.
Where also our Lord was crucified by the Jews of the New Jerusalem.
That is just like the old Jerusalem of the Bible.
When an illegitimate Greek [President] King was sitting on his thrown and tossing around executive orders, left and right.
Meanwhile, this blond dude with long hair becomes so threatening to the established in-crowd order that the high society Jews try to crucified him too; metaphorically speaking.

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666 NOTES: Probably all of those old smashed 1990s computers at the end of GREGORY'S TWO GIRLS operated on MICROSOFT WINDOWS.
Hence, my younger look alike brother Jeff Relf in THAT SIN/KING FEELING.

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

THE SECRET EDITOR

Alfred Hitchcock was famous for editing his movies in the camera. By using a screenplay that was so tight that there was no room to deviate from it in post production.
Flash forward to today's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; who can say or do anything, from any angle you want to give him.
Yet the final cut always turns out the same way.
Wherein he always looks good. And his lines make complete sense in the before and after cuts contexts.
For example; Gus van Sant made his PSYCHO movie update about me and my dead mother Granny Grass without having to change a thing.
Having learned how to do it right the first time around in his original indie film trailer for MALA NOCHE.
Which was released in select art theaters back on my French exwife's birthday in 1988.
Just days before the last time I ever stepped foot in Oregon and saw my two long lost sons of Israel; namely Sean and Andrew.

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THE SECRET SCREENWRITER

Brother Donald turns out to be this amazingly inspired screenwriter genious in the second act of ADAPTATION, circa 2020.
Who has been endlessly badgered and hunted down by today's DC swamp dwellers at the liberal Jewish in-crowd NEW YORKER er all.
Whose twin offices are also located in some tall twin building in NYC that stands in for today's twin TRUMP TOWER look alike SEARS TOWER in Chicago.
Yet the same Jews who killed Jesus still refuse to accept the surprise election results in 2016.
With the help of Seth Rich of course, who had thumb chipped all of those DNC emails and passed them on to WIKILEAKS.
Let's not kid ourselves here.
Whereas, the antichrist Jews end up getting payback from the beast who hates the bitch's script in REVELATION 17.
Ergo, most of today's Jews are reformed third way fascists.
And most of today's Larry David type billionaires are left-wing Jews.
Nothing like a good story that ends with a surprise twist that satisfies.
That everybody and his little dog saw coming from the beginning.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Watch the 1997 indie film trailer for STAR MAPS, whenever you start to get a little bit discouraged about looking 32ish again.

Monday, March 11, 2019

THE SECRET ACTRESS

In the VALLEY OF THE DOLLS prophecy, the blond doll who moves to Paris to make porno videos looks a lot like Paris Hilton.
Who later would sell over a million copies of her own ora sex tape via the 666 internet.
And yes.
Patty Duke does look a lot like America's favorite pregnant alley cat at the end of the above movie.
Who was always pregnant with a new batch of kittens in the fake news media of the day.
Especially towards the end of her NYC tv soap opera series, so called FRIENDS.
So now I'm thinking we forget about some tired old ass FRIENDS tv play reunion.
Why not just go straight to the new FRIENDS adaptation movie?
Using a cast of physically transfigurated look alike caricatures in their late 20s and early 30s.
Whose jobs are always stuck in second gear and going nowhere.
Therefore nowadays, the new born ideas of western German democratic fascism are starting to get to them.

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ADAPTATION NOTES: In Charlie Kaufman's 2002 ADAPTATION trailer, his idiotic twin brother is named Donald.

THE SECRET DIRECTOR

New PAGE 6 revelations have Mrs Relf's fantasy husband arriving by taxi at her Tribeca shag pad.
Then using a ladder to climb up onto her second story balcony.
Just like in the famous film festival trailer for SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE.
In confirmation of Martin Scorsese playing the secret back seat driver with a .44 in TAXI DRIVER meets WAG THE DOG.
Where in the former, we see his REVELATION 17 wife in the window up on the 2nd floor fucking a nigger.
[His line, not mine.]
"It is a new world." Gwyneth Paltrow, 27 years-old, circa 1999.

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Sunday, March 10, 2019

THE SECRET TRAILER

It took over 100 rewrites by dozens of Jewish screenwriter scribes, over the course of 6.66 years, to finally make a feature film adaptation of THE SIMPSONS in 2007.
The end result being the same old bald headed cartoon figure who looks exactly like an animated version of that Jewish simpleton who is still running CNN.
[Zucker rhymes with sucker.]
As confirmed by the movie trailer's depiction of some Orange County Republican idiot getting elected 9 years later.
Who turned out to be the greatest never Trumper sucker to ever come down the pike.
Who now represents today's Grand Canyon size political divide in such movie trailers for NATURAL BORN KILLERS and NURSE BETTY.
Having a spot of trouble are we now?
Trying to keep up with all of the colorful characters, and their shady behind the scenes Jewish speech writers, running for President in 2020?
Sucker!

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THE SECRET SXSW SCREENING

African flight 302 crashed right after the BOYZ II MEN concert after Charlize Theron's screening of her new LONG SHOT comedy romance about hooking up with yours truly.
Watch the just released trailer about it if you don't believe me.
In fact, watch it at least two times to make sure that you pick up everything in the airplane scenes.
Co-starring that same GSR/TWN kid who did the G6 video with Jennifer Aniston for SMART WATER.

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PS DEMI MOORE: Nice sweater.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Now that I'm half way through VALLEY OF THE DOLLS, I'm starting to see a few angles in your lead character that also depict certain aspects of Evangeline Lilly. Who really never had to audition for an acting gig in her entire miraculous career.
Well maybe once, but that was just a formality.

Saturday, March 9, 2019

THE SECRET SXSW INTERVIEW

CNN's iconic Mr Simpson look alike chief just showed up at SXSW to constantly complain about how he always gets depicted as your typical Jewish simple minded liberal by the alternative media.
HA HA HA HA HA... Said the devil in VALLEY OF THE DOLLS.
Oh yeah.
"Every [cartoon] picture tells a story don't it..." Rod Stewart, 1973.
Note the heavy dark beard on the lower half of his REVELATION 12 type bald eagle beak face.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: The prophetic 1967 trailer for VALLEY OF THE DOLLS explains why you become so bored with me, so quickly, after I move into your country estate.
PS EMMA WATSON: Men and women have a different walk in life.
PS KEN McLEOD: Your beloved late mother's 1967 IMPALA has '...5031' plates on it.
PS ERIC JADERHOLME: All twelve of the mormon apostles are in Rome right now.

THE SECRET PLOT

Back on Sean's birthday at 1:42 am, Mike informed me that this April will be the 30th month of the 42 months prophecy in REVELATION 11.
Wherein after God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servent gets elected, the proverbial temple walls of Zion will be measured out and rebuilt once again.
In order that the lost Israelites might become more distinguishable and protected from today's spiritual and physical gentile invasion in EZEKIEL 38, etc.
Since the original lost ten tribes of Israel had to pass through the northern lands of gog and magog to finally reach the promised lands of Europe; and then move onto the promised lands of the New Jerusalem in the New World.

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GREG'S BLACK BEAN DIP: Mix together a jar of salsa dip and a can of washed black beans. Stir in several minced cloves of raw garlic with a tablespoon of olive oil and a dash of black pepper. Enjoy with yellow corn chips, or white corn chips, or blue corn chips.
Also goes great on stuffed baked potatoe skins with sour cream and chives.

Friday, March 8, 2019

THE SECRET FERRY SYSTEM

When I walked down to the village yesterday to look around for any Kingston-Edmonds ferry boat signs and wonders; I ended up walking across the loading dock with a really sweet looking 29ish Neve Campbell look alike from Vancouver, Canada.
When then I could not believe what I was seeing right in front of my eyes.
Lo and behold.
There was Ken McLeod's mother's old 1960s IMPALA parked next to the dock's security shack; only in rusty snow white, instead of faded sunshine yellow.
Now I could just kick myself in the ass for not getting it's license plate.
Since my old long lost flyfishing buddy probably uses the same royal [coachman] KING OF ENGLAND ferry every time he comes over from Silverdale to do a little hiking and fly fishing in and around the Mt Pilchuck Monroe, Washington area.

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THE SECRET JESUS

"Behold, I come as a thief in the night." Jesus, per 2bc.info
I finished watching GREGORY'S TWO GIRLS at night. Which ends with the two 666 thieves completing their plot during the night.
The Edmonds to Kingston, Washington, USA ferry finale did not escapes me.
So I went down there the next day and discovered that STARBUCKS's cashier barista was an amazing underaged girlfriend look alike from the Scottish made GREGORY'S GIRL sequel.
Meanwhile, just like in the movie, our own local hero Dr. Evil, has just announced his new $2,000,000,000 charity for African kids who do not even have an old 1990s computer; much less electricity and running water.
In confirmation of America's socialist beast going after her hight tech silicone valley whore in 2019; exactly according to the script in REVELATION 17.
No wonder that so many of AMAZON's warehouse workers complain about being tortured and badgered by the company's extremely computerized operations; metaphorically speaking.

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Thursday, March 7, 2019

THE SECRET WIFE

Taylor Relf's secret husband was just nabbed again for sneaking into her TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL penthouse shag pad.
God only knows how his secret agent stalker got up onto her roof top terrace in the first place.
For some kind of a miraculous confirmation of how 007 did it in that swinging 2020 Las Vegas WHYTE HOUSE prophecy.
Entitled DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER meets every MISSION IMPOSSIBLE movie trailer ever made; starring a middle aged Tom Cruise and his latest underaged 27ish girlfriend.
Remember, this is the same inspired by God guy who was stalking Mrs Relf so much that they finally decided to put him into a ten day hold.
Along the same plot line as my prophetic antihero gets in the 1994 DON JUAN DeMARCO trailer.
Co-starring Marlon Brando and Johnny Depp as both ME, MYSELF, AND IRENE at the same time.
"My son is schizophrenic..." Granny Grass.

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PS ROSE MCGOWAN: Every man's political party is another man's Nazi sex cult haircut guy.
PS JIM CARREY: Your 2000 movie trailer for ME, MYSELF, & IRENE came out right after 1999's GREGORY'S TWO GIRLS prophecy.
Which featured you as some future physically transfigured Stalinist dude sporting Sean Penn's Nazi haircut happening in HBO's final BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF episode no.10.

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

THE SECRET FILM FESTIVAL

Even the once mighty and strong HOLLYWOOD REPORTER had to curb their enthusiasm and hide there little piece about Tarantino's upcoming physical transfiguration movie at this year's CANNES.
Understandably so then.
That co-stars various priceless publicity stills of Brad and Leo looking like they are 29 years-old tops. And their many girl fiends and wives from hell back then were anywhere from 16 to 26 tops, during the late 60s, early 70s.
What goes around comes around.
One man's filthy religious cult abomination is another man's sacred and secret speak eazy prophecy from God.

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CAFE SOCIETY REVIEW: Making sure that no one was looking, I slipped into the secret 410 cafe on Walnut Street during Ash Wednesday, down in the Edmonds village.
Yada yada; just another hipster joint trying to pass off a rich cup of Joe for a price by over roasting the beans, and under measuring the grounds.
As opposed to using the stronger Greek Olympics standard; i.e. 30% more coarse ground "rocks" from Africa; slightly undercooked, medium rare.
PS DAVID LYNCH: Mike is now telling me that it is finally alright for you to start fucking those two twin virgin [legal aged] 19ish teenagers at the same time.
Who are still living with their twice divorced mother and her wife just two doors up the street from you.
Same thing goes for you too Kit Winn.

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

THE SECRET STARBUCKS

I ordered a Grande Pike at the Crossroads STARBUCKS on Tuesday, because the CHASE ATM across the street at St. James square was all out of cash. Leaving yours truly with the only option of getting a refill top off for 55 cents on my usual tall 12 ouncer.
Then back at the nut house trailer for DON JUAN DE MARCO, circa 2019, I read that Ariana Grande herself is now fronting for some new 16oz cloudmakerpictures.com marketing project.
In confirmation of Reese Whitherspoon being the new virgin baptism girl face for BED BATH AND BEYOND.
Now then.
When I walked back into the Crossroads STARBUCKS Tuesday afternoon to use the John; fuck me in the pussy Jesus!!
There was a guy standing right there in front of me; who had the exact same old Nazi haircut that Sean Penn is sporting in David's final 10th episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM; season 10.
Check out the location's security cameras replay footage if you don't believe it.
"It is what it is." Rush Limbaugh.

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CAFE SOCIETY NOTES: That deadly twister killed all of those good white trash christian folks near Society, Alabama; because they are the kind of low society people who still hate America's dry mormon PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Hey, shit happens for a reason.
PS BILL MURRAY: That dark gray skinned Republican Party elephant sat down on that black skinned Indian, crushing his shit-for-brains out, because he was sooo tired of getting a non stop political whipping from the Democrat Party for the past two years.

THE SECRET EPISODE

Sean Penn was just snapped on the set of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM Monday wearing my winter coat with secret insider wool lining. While sporting his reformed Nazi haircut in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF; and standing right next to a physically transfigured Howard Stern look alike in a look alike outfit.
As the crew is setting up to shoot a scene for Larry David's last ten virgins no.10 episode of his 10th HBO season.
Which will include some scene happening over at IZZI'S DELI in Area Code 310.
Read Delhi, India since my "No iPhones" teddy bear warning from Michael is now developing in India. Where around 40% of the world's high tech 666 personel come from.
Also check out those new pix in the same DAILY MAIL of Taylor Relf out and about in LA on Sunday wearing her new TIFFANY blue Kashmir sweater with Harry Potter forehead scars and Valentine's Day hearts.
"Nothing breaks like a heart..." Miley Cyrus, in her music video audition reel for her upcoming Janis Joplin picture.
"Take another little piece of my heart now baby..." Janis Joplin.

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Saturday, March 2, 2019

THE SECRET SWEATER

Paris Hilton celebrated her 38th birthday a few days early on Valentine's Day. Then on her actual birthday, I began to have dreams about certain people wearing virgin wool sweaters.
At first I racked it up to the BM prophecy about there being only two churches in the last days; the church of the Lamb, and the church of the devil.
Later, I read that the new war in Kashmir started with a terrorist bombing of an Indian base on Valentine's Day. Which led to today's ongoing border battles between the two nuke states.
Per my "February" message from Michael when I was vacuuming my mountain ski bear back in January.
One of the more interesting wool sweater dreams being about an aging 80s all girl band called THE DOLLS. Where I was watching them perform with Jennifer Aniston at some mountain ski resort outdoor concert. And their stage set was surrounded by shelves of very expensive looking Kashmir sweaters in every color.

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PS CHAD: The parable of the pear tree was the inspiration behind your sudden urge to prune Granny Grass' main Granny Smith apple tree with a noisy chainsaw.
"And My Servant whom I shall send shall take the ladder and the pruning saw, and he shall saw off all the watersprouts that reach even to the uttermost parts of My tree.
And what a great noise and commotion they shall make when they fall; and as they fall they shall scrape against the good branches and the dead and rotten branches that are near the bottom of the tree."
[2BC 24:53-54]
PS SEAN: Happy Texas Independence Day.