As America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP starts to tighten up the loose holes in her border walls; Julia Roberts will be initiated into the physical transfiguration processes that give her a tighter and younger 27ish pussy.
Just like the one she had during the making of PRETTY WOMAN meets AMERICAN GIGOLO.
As just confirmed by my virgin French wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS: THE RETAKE. Who has now been crowed the most beautiful underaged 17 year-old girl in the world for a second time around.
Whereas all of my older wives who get baptised again will become spiritual virgins on the cusp of becoming physical virgins.
Or like my virgin forerunner Hollywood movie star PEE WEE HERMAN always used to say, "WHO CARES!?"
I like em young, and I like em right and tight.
I know you are. But what AM I?
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO NEWSLETTERS PER DAY
PS EMMA WATSON: If I were to do a remake of the PRACTICAL MAGIC prophecy; it would costar both you and Emma Stone.
PS WOODY ALLEN: Tired of waiting around for those arrogant little know-nothing pricks at PRIME to make up their minds and give you the money for your next project?
"Call me at your house... Right now!.." LOST HIGHWAY. [801 310 8543]
Costarring the actor who shot his ex-wife in the head.
Who was parked down the block from that mob run Italian restaurant in Studio City.
Same thing goes for you too Nicole Kidman.
PS ROB RHEINER: Don't you even have a little extra money in your back pocket to buy out the video-movie rights for BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO SHIT?
Thus heading yours truly off at the [INLAND EMPIRE] I-15 pass north of San Bernadino, California?
Thereby turning it into some Republican Party anti Christ cluster fuck masterpiece.
Which you always knew would be happening for you anyway, sooner than later, at the PLAYBOY MANSION's vampire happening in 2020.
Watch more closely those two movie trailers again for BURN AFTER READING and CONFESSIONS OF A DANGERIOUS MAN.
God forbid, you might actually learn a thing or two from them.
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