PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP shut down the government on Festivus Eve for a 'feats of strength' theme.
Which by tradition, always comes after the meatloaf dinner and the airing of the grievences.
That celebrate the festive season with a flagpole that has no flag on it in the SEIGNFELD episode that started it all.
So how long is the shutdown going to last?
That's an easy one. Until the NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN dies off and is replaced in the blink of an eye by a country run by younger and stronger guys.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JULIA: Hello there pretty lady.
PS JEN: What's new pussy cat?
PS CHARLIE: What's cook'n good look'n?
"OK, that's enough..." Elizabeth Hurley in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY. Or not.
PS MS Z: After your handsome old man movie star finally kicks the bucket from DEEP THROAT typo cancer; don't sell the Bahamas estate just yet.
Think THUNDERBALL meets GOLDFINGER meets THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN meets YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE meets OCTOPUSSY meets CLAM BAKE.
Not to mention the advantages of having an off shore tax free bank account after the Andy Warhol WW III trilogies happen.
SPOKEN WORDS NOTES: Cat napping Saturday afternoon, while waiting for the ROTO ROOTER man to arrive, Michael suggested that I should listen to overnight COAST TO COAST talk radio.
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