That poor hard working fellow who wears a yellow jacket for a living, is now doing his very darn best to buy out Granny Grass' 1983 split level dream home listed at MLS# 1392262.
Who would have thunk it?
And since the above man is actually a physically transfigurated look alike of Gwyneth Paltrow's ex husband fence sitter, he may very well stand a chance.
Plus, his real estate agent is an amazing twice divorced 37ish Neve Campbell look alike with two children to feed and clothe.
In confirmation of her new pix on INSTAGRAM that are promoting her homemade monkey boy Christmass tree treats hanging on a limb in the backgroud.
Hey, why look 47ish now, when you could look 37ish only three years later; and then look 27ish ten years later after the WW:III vampire apocalypse happening?
Pardon my Greek.
Gregory Scott Relf's
24 year-old newsletter leading up to me fucking Cara Mia in ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN.
PS CARA MIA: If you can find another underaged virgin actress who looks like you for the [hopelessly in love] part in my LAST TANGO IN PARIS remaking, you get the part.
Plus, you get to be my lucky fuck buddy in my next three BIG LEWBOWSKI youtube movie videos.
Just imagine all of those cute little white babies in RAISING ARIZONA meets SHE'S HAVING A BABY meets HOME ALONE.
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