WHAT'S HAPPENING BABY?

Dr. Susan Tintle's three special over-aged virgin patients with various neurotic feminist issues in 3 ON A COUCH are respectively; Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Lindsay Lohan. Who in the end come to understand the eternal principle of plural marriage right before the AMERICAN PRESIDENT LINES ship sails for Paris, France at 5:00 PM from Pier 13 in Long Beach, California. [Miss Tintle was still a 26 year-old virgin when we were dating.] Where the latter days wedding is supposed to be conducted by the love boat's sea captain. See every mindless episode of THE LOVE BOAT that was ever made for network tv about people getting married because of love and romance. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS MEL GIBSON: More apostate Mormonism, less apostate christianity. No worries mate. My business partner Paul Allen knows full well that he has to pay cash for your hill top temple property in that 1960s Paul Newman movie where Jennifer Anniston gets her sugar tits burned with a lit cigarette.