THE ZOMBIE HAPPENING NOW

2004's future AMAZON type internet 'cable movie' entitled ZOMBIE HONEYMOON opens with a freakishly white thin brunet bride. Who has a zebra purse no less. Getting married to her future zombie husband in some brick mason CHURCH OF ENGLAND chaple. That eventually leads to her sick husband getting cured of his REVEALATION 13:1 sands of Israel "affliction" with a nice bowl of mushroom A-bomb soup. Served to him at the last supper of the undead Jesus Christ; complete with the candle sticks of Judah and Ephraim and a great bottle of bloody sacramental red wine off the Lee's. ~ Personally, looking at the menu, I would have gone with a cheap bottle of pink rose. ~ Oh well, "Comedy is opinion." Neil Simon, 1980. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS MR PRESIDENT: Giving in to the latest 666 mob frenzie was sooo gay. ~ See every tall and handsome Jewish vampire movie that was ever made. Wherein the antichrist antihero is usually a bisexual; and has some kind of a rare blood line obsession. Which then allows him to live forever in the Western White House; just as long as he gets what he wants. ~ And the man behind the temple veil curtains gets what he wants too in THE WIZARD OF OZ' iconic finale happening in THE EMERALD CITY. ~ GREEN LAKE FISHING TIPS: That guy from Iraq who just caught a 45 lb channel catfish in Green Lake was a no.45 sign from g-d. ~ PS HILLARY CLINTON: Now is the time to stick out your neck and make the ultimate blood rite sacrifice "for the children". Think DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS meets DEATH TRAP. Enough already with all those strange looking presidential libraries for rich liberal weirdos. ~