TWO JEWS WALK INTO A BAR...

Have you heard the one about the two back-stabbing Jews who walk into a bar somewhere outthere in President Jimmy Dean country? And then they start to squeal like stuck pigs after the EASY RIDERS find Per Wee Herman on the bar's pay phone trying to leak the secret news to his boyfriends at MAD MAGAZINE meets SCREW MAGAZINE meets TIME's weekly [70 weeks] magazine. Then after he gets caught in the act, he starts to backpeddle his bisexual bicycle and start dancing around to some Mexican tequila song. Think 52 PICKUP's bar scene meets BARTON FINK's no picnic scene. You can check it out on YOUTUBE if you don't believe it. ~ GSR/GWN ~ PS TOM ARNOLD: If you don't have some amazing video of President Blowfeld getting an amazingly prophetic blow job by some blond underaged 16 year-old virgin in a luxury hotel/casino, I'm never gonna believe another word that you tell me. What goes up and down goes up and down. Watch an old 1960s comey movie for Christ's sake. Is PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE not just a modern composite take of every comedy movie that Jerry Lewis ever made? ~