THE LIVING DEAD POOL HAPPENING

SUPERMAN's freckled 1980s girlfriend was the first celebrity to die after I started watching DIRTY HARRY: 5 last night. Which began with the always stoned out of his mind Jim Carrey rock star hyperventilating and overdosing on his crazy horse HOTEL SATAN movie set obsession with today's hotel magnet President Trump. Which was shot inside of some ROYAL MEAT COMPANY freezer locker in San Francisco; sporting a 5-point crown logo identical to the fancy KING DAVID HOTEL logo in Jerusalem. ~ Ergo, "Why are you so serious dude?" Howard Stern to Will Ferrell, circa 1996. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS JIM CARREY: Your new painting of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP as some joker was a Margot Kidder thing. ~ Never kid a kidder. ~ Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one. ~ He lost his head... "OK, that's enough." Princess Elizabeth, AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY meets THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI: 2&3. ~ Since we will probably shoot both of these two sequels at the same time in order to save money.