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Take it from me. The guy who knows everything when it comes to doubling down on your latest independent film fantasy screenplay. Today's crop of white 27ish multi millionaire vampire movie stars will be doing it for me because they like my kind of blood sucking money. Not to exceed 10% in late fee penalties of course; plus 2% interest. Throw in my two 17 year-old virgin wives in LAST TANGO IN PARIS:2 and you got yourself a three picture deal. Ergo, the older my sexy plural wives get, the more tax free off shore cash money they owe me. Fuck you very much. ~ The price of fame and wanting to look decades younger can be pretty steep these days. Fare is fare. You give me what I want, I give you what you want. ~ Plus you get to keep the kids, thank God. ~ GSR/TWN ~ GIFT IDEAS: When the two witnesses are lying in the street for 3+ days, how about checking out Ken Mcleod's hand tied trout flies web site for any gift ideas? ~ Heck, $10 per hand-tied fly, plus $10 shipping, just may become the best small time collector's investment deal of the century; after yours truly becomes THE KING OF ENGLAND AND SCOTLAND for life. Seriously, McLeod puts out his framed set of my favorite 12 trout flies from the 1969s for only $500 apiece; ten years later the curious item is worth more than ten times that much.