IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING

SNL's original Gilda Radner died of advanced stage 4 jewish bitch cancer in order that Julia Louis-Dreyfus would live to see the day when the DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS prophecy would be fulfilled at the PLAYBOY MANSION during the retro 1980s President Trump WEST COAST WHITE HOUSE era. Fucking yeah! Sometimes those bad boy videos that happened back then on MTV happed for a good girl reason. I mean think about it. This is one of those more serious remakes that yours truly could step into after less than 15 minutes in makeup and wardrobe. Then it's onto bigger and betters things in any one of my HANNIBAL remakes costarrng Chloe Moretz and Sienna Miller. Provided of course that I have enough juicy screenplay roles in the hamper for the underaged stars in my various THE BIG LEBOWSKI sailor dog remakes. ~ And enough upfront cash money of course to pay them for their pay-or-play services. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS BRAD PITT: It's high time for you to step up to the bar and start acting like a man in my various THE BIG LEBOWSKI JR. sequels, prequels, and remakes. I AM is not asking you this time, I'm telling you. ~