THE MINING OF THE SIMPLE MINDED AMERICAN

After James Bond shit cans his underground 007 look alike and terminates the fake [birth certificate] President of Sodom and Egypt in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER, back home in swinging 1971 London, his section chief suggests; "The least we can expect from you now is a little plain, solid, [police] work." Rather than jet-setting around the globe looking for silly Illuminati Internet mind control conspiracies; circa FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE meets THE SPY WHO LOVED ME. All this according to the prophets among the lost tribes of Eastern Europe who say that God will protect President Jimmy Dean during his entire  two 2020 Las Vegas PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE terms in office. Therefore, whenever the 666 antichrist atheist Jews at the FBI/NYT try to mess with him, they will be exposed for phoning in their real law enforcement jobs. ~ While actually hanging out in Key West sipping on my tie cocktails, or worse. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS MARTHA STEWART: Those left-wing Brooklyn, NY Jewish government loving lawyers, who hate blond Ephraimite looking white people, started to fuck you in the ass on January, 20, 2004 for a prelude to their simple minded paranoid investigation of why so many white people voted for Donald Trump in 16. PS EVANGELINE LILLY: When you set up our off shore tax free joint Canadian bacon bank account in the British Common Wealth Bahamas, be sure to deposited enough money into it so I don't have to keep bugging my other wives for more money who have less faith in Jesus than you. Such as Sandra Bullock, Charlize Theron, Gwyneth Paltrow and Reese Witherspoon. Ten big ones should do it for now. Until l get my other $10,000,000,000 skim from my white race buddies who went to high school with me in north Seattle. Nothing in writing of course. For example, back when I was growing up in Seattle, DICKS was charging 29 cents for their deluxe double cheese hamburger. And there is not a single woman or man alive today in my home town, rich or poor, who would not give me everything that they got [minus 10%] in ordet to look 29 years-old again for the next 70 years, give or take. PS MS RODRIGUEZ: Last night I dreamed that I really had the hots for you during spring baseball training. However, when I finally found a way to be alone with you, you suddenly morphed into an overweight middleaged Oprah Winfrey. And that was not actually a good thing. ~ PS PAUL GARRISON: Try googleing 'custom made wood row boats' if nothing else is available right now in Paulsbo or Port Townsend. Don't forget, I AM is still willing to pay for full transportation costs; even if we have to tailor it from somewhere all across America from New England to Victoria, BC. Hey, as the future King of England, if it catches my fancy, I get to have it. Just as long as it doesn't cost too much.